"Send me to the ocean, Lao Dai is looking for me!" Zhang Weimin said, a little reluctant to talk to me.
"Look at how dead you are! Isn't it only 20,000 yuan! Is 20,000 yuan still money to you?! Don't be like this, be happy. You have such a sad face. I can't blame you for it.
Yes, you said we can hold each other and cry in the car, is that okay??" I asked quite angrily.
"I discovered that if a person can die shamelessly, then he will be invincible!"
"No, you have the intention of burying me in your words. I feel so sad and can't live anymore. Let's hit a telegraph pole!!" I said with a smile.
"Brother, please go home! Please! I can drive back by myself!" Zhang Weimin almost cried.
"Forget it, I'm only in my twenties, and you're already half buried in the ground! I can't commit suicide for you!" I added another sentence, paused, and asked casually: "I see you are really tired!
What's going on? Tell me, maybe I can help!"
"If you can help me and don't cheat me, you are considered to be of high moral character!" Zhang Weimin replied with a sideways glance.
"It's a long road and it's not interesting. Let's talk about it!" I asked shamelessly.
"Lao Dai asked me to raise a share of 15 million in funds and invest it in Sanquan Town!! Can you help with this?" Zhang Weimin asked with a bitter look on his face.
"Um??"
When I heard this, I was stunned. I thought about it in my mind and asked puzzledly: "Why are you asked to raise funds? Is Haiyang still short of money?"
"Damn it, the entertainment industry is running out of money! How can it be short of money!" Zhang Weimin leaned back in his chair and replied speechlessly.
"Then what is Dai Pangpang's approach?" I asked even more puzzled.
"Hey, where we play the killing game, there is a card game called Three Kingdoms Kill. Do you know?" Zhang Weimin turned to look at me and asked.
"Have a little exposure!"
"Have you ever heard of a prop?" Zhang Weimin continued to ask.
"What?"
"Create something out of nothing!" Zhang Weimin said slowly.
"!" I fell silent immediately, not quite understanding what he meant.
"Let me tell you this, when it comes to land acquisition in Sanquan Town, you may not be able to get in if you have money! But with the words Dai Fatty, you can get 50 million worth of land for 30 million! Isn't this price difference an investment? It doesn't count as money.
What? Lao Dai stepped in to operate, set up a market, introduced funds from others, and distributed the profits according to his work. If he lost money, the investors bear the financial risk, and Lao Dai bears the personal and legal risks. This is called making something out of nothing!" Zhang Weimin explained concisely.
One sentence.
"Holy shit, isn't this just a waste of money?" I replied in shock.
"Then you got it wrong! If investors invest cash, then when Lao Dai's network of people turns around, gold will be burned!! The investment ratio is balanced, and there is no intention to take advantage at all.
It’s not that Dai is unwilling to pay, but he has spent all the money he should have paid over the years, and now it’s time to enjoy the results at zero cost!!” Zhang Weimin gushed, still admiring Dai Pangpang in his words.
"Business can still be done like this!" I said sincerely.
"Learn from Dai Pangpang, it's all work! Haha!" Zhang Weimin laughed.
"So how far have you completed the task Pangpang gave you?" I asked curiously.
"I'm not good at surrounding people! The result is a bit disappointing!" Zhang Weimin said a little embarrassed.
"Are you the only one who has a share? Don't Wei Ran and Duan Tian?" I asked with a frown.
"Old Wei is a loose immortal. Just keep in a fighting state at all times. Don't get involved in these things. Duan Tian's share is the same as mine, but he knows how to deal with people, so it shouldn't be difficult to get some funds!" Zhang Weimin explained.
"oh!"
I nodded slowly.
"We're here, pull over!"
Zhang Weimin pointed to the Golden Ocean parking lot and said.
"Hey, let me discuss something with you!" I thought for a moment and bared my teeth.
"What are you doing again?" Zhang Weimin asked sideways.
"Lend me your car and drive it for one night!"
"Lao Xian, her aunt's third uncle died yesterday! There will be a funeral tomorrow morning. We are all relatives. I have to help bring out a good car!" I said nonsensically.
"Ah! Isn't that Lao Xian's third uncle? The relationship is indeed quite close, okay, you can drive!" Zhang Weimin's powerful thinking and logic are impressive.
"Thanks bro!"
"These are all fine, don't cheat on me! I actually care about you very much!" Zhang Weimin took the bag and left.
"Brother, in fact, I have always been jealous of you, your thick beard, and your afro that has caused countless birds to find no home. But if you can lend me your gas card now, I will try to miss your breasts again.
That black hair on my front!" I said with nausea.
"Get the fuck out of here!"
Zhang Weimin turned around and left, pushing the car door with a bang.
I stepped on Toyota's overbearing accelerator, pressed down the window, took out a gas card from my pocket, gestured and shouted: "Brother, look at you, you are so polite, you put the gas card in my pocket!!"
"Brother! There isn't much money left in it, so you should spend less money! That's OK!" Zhang Weimin opened the bag and saw that the gas card was gone. He pulled his neck and shouted.
"Don't worry! I'll pay you back after I fill up the fuel tank of my Accord!"
"I.Fuck.You.Uncle!!"
"I'm sorry, my family has only three generations, and I don't have an uncle!"
I drove the Toyota and felt quite happy. I secretly lamented that the shape of your hair determines your destiny. Zhang Weimin has obviously become a lot stupider since he got an afro. I have a lot of fun with him.
I was really not kidding about borrowing a car. After talking to Zhang Weimin about investing in the car, I suddenly had some inspiration. I felt that I could help him with this matter, and I could also help Fatty Dai.
After leaving the golden ocean for some distance, I made a phone call.
"Hello, Pete! What are you doing?"
"There is a kind of people in society called turtles, and these people have a disease called melancholy!" Pete Lee's voice sounded like he was about to take rat poison.
"Ah! Is it just the bastard who is depressed?" I asked reluctantly.
"It's a turtle!"
"Okay, Turtle, come out and talk?"
"I don't want to go out. The world outside is too chaotic, but I walk too slowly!"
"You fucking talk nicely! Can you please!!"
"Fuck! I'm shitting! I keep feeling like shit, but I can't push it out! It's almost killing me!!" Pete Lee was a little anxious.
"Did I not relieve you on Ma Xiaoyou's bed again? Come out and I'll poop you!" I said, baring my teeth.
"Do you have a problem with me?"
"Well, something happened, hurry up!"
"Okay, come to my house and find me!"
"Guanjiang International! Come downstairs and call me!"
"It's done!"
The warmth of human relationships lies in walking around, this is what Fatty Dai taught me.
I have always wanted to build some warmth with Pete Lee, but there has never been a chance, because you can't just call people out every time and just drink and talk nonsense. In this way, you are not worth anything, and neither are they.
Dai Fatty has a way, Zhang Weimin wants to attract investment, Peter and Lee's family is rich, and I know all three parties. If I don't decisively pimp him out at this time, I will be sorry for my 180 IQ.
Half an hour later, I picked up Pete Lee downstairs of Guanjiang International.
"Fuck, okay, do you have a car?" Peter Lee, wearing a furry windbreaker and looking very British, got into my car.
"That's what I'm saying, who hasn't chosen a rich friend yet!" I curled my lips and replied.
"What do you want from me?" Pete Lee asked with a smile.
“Let’s talk while we eat!”
"Okay, now that I'm done, I'm hungry too. Let's go eat fried dumplings! Drive forward and I'll tell you which one is delicious!"
Pete Lee nodded and responded.
The other end.
Today is the last day of open-air business for my beer plaza. Ninghai exempted the rent for one day, and also organized several well-known duo actors in the city to hold a performance party. Although the weather was a bit cold, there were still many customers gathered, and the business was quite good.
, Hu Yuanyuan and Zhang Ben have been carrying wine, and they are so tired that they are sweating.
There was a table of guests who came over as soon as it got dark. There were four people in total, and everyone drank.
"Chen Guozi!! Let me tell you! In 2002, I was working in Hebei. I passed by the Songshan Shaolin Temple when I had nothing to do. I met an old monk who returned to secular life. We had a good chat. Later I found out that we lived quite close.
So I just drank some wine when I had nothing to do. One time we drank too much, and this old guy said he knew kung fu. I didn’t believe it at the time. Who knew, he picked up a brick, threw it directly into the sky, and lifted his leg and jerked it.
, the brick shattered with a click, oh my gosh, I was scared to death at that time. This old Jb lamp is really good at it. Later, when I had nothing to do, I rubbed him and he finally passed me the twelve-way tan leg!" A strong man shouted
The five fans and three people said to the three people with proud expressions.
"Zhu Sanzi, stop bragging! Shaolin Temple is in Henan, okay?" a middle-aged man named Chen Guozi said dissatisfiedly.
"You don't believe it??" Zhu Sanzi, who said he knew how to trick his legs in twelve ways, jumped up and patted his thigh and asked.
"You know how to be awesome!"
"Don't you believe it??" Zhu Sanzi shook his head, looking like he was drunk.
"Sit down quickly, don't be embarrassed!"
"I ask you if you don't believe it!!" Zhu Sanzi kept emphasizing this sentence.
"Did you drink too much?"
"Oh!!!"
Zhu Sanzi suddenly let out a strange scream, and raised his right leg abruptly. Due to excessive force, there was a tearing sound, and the crotch of his trousers split instantly, revealing his big red underpants, but he had no idea that his leg was raised to the same level as his thigh.
At that time, I really couldn't move it up any more, so I simply ran to the table and dug down suddenly.
"Boom!"
The iron table trembled, and everyone around was stunned.
"You don't believe it! You don't believe it!"
"Boom!"
"I told you not to believe it!"
"Boom!"
"See if I don't chop it up!"
"Boom, boom, boom!"
As if on stimulants, Zhu Sanzi struck one leg after another on the iron table. The iron plates, iron plates, bamboo sticks, and beer glasses on the table all flew apart and scattered on the surrounding customers. He stood there for a while.
A lot of people got up.
"Oh my god, this kick is really awesome!" Chen Guozi smiled evilly and gave a thumbs up.
"Twelve-way tan legs, good leverage, your performance today is average. When I go to Beijing someday, I will take you to explore the Great Wall!!" Zhu Sanzi replied proudly.
"Authentic Tan Tan, a must!"
Another friend laughed and held the smelly feet.
"What's going on with you guys? What are you doing? Look at what happened to our table!" a customer shouted.
Swish.
The four drunk men turned their heads at the same time. Zhang Ben and Hu Yuanyuan, who were moving boxes in the distance, saw the guests here standing up. They were confused and walked over.