With Zhang Jun and Lao Xian making such a fuss, I guess it would be a blessing if Jian Ge didn't look for anyone and troubled Fa Ge. As for cooperation? It's definitely goodbye. My dream of promotion and salary increase has been completely ruined.
There is a song called "A Thousand Years Later", which is more suitable for me now: "My heartbeat is out of rhythm, my legs are shaking, I am an absolute promise, let alone the old immortal, I will still be my manager after a thousand years, Julong
!”
Damn, the singing is so miserable. Is there anyone?
On the way home, I was smoking a cigarette and kept thinking about how I could calm Fa Ge's anger first, and then make him believe that I was definitely not a fool in this matter and was also the victim.
There is no way, I have to have a job if I want to survive. Although Fa Ge’s salary is only 1,500 yuan a month, the working hours are relatively free, and there is some extra money for free. I save a little, and I can still save some money a month.
So I must not be fired. No matter if he hits me twice more, I will admit it with gritted teeth, because after all, I was the one who caused this matter.
I was thinking about something in my mind, and quickly entered the vicinity of Railway Street. I scanned around, bought some food in the supermarket, and then walked into the alley to go home.
But when I arrived at the door of my house, I took out my key and looked up, and suddenly I found a Songhuajiang Bread truck parked at the door. There was no street light in front of my house, but there was still some light coming from the windows of other people's houses. I used the dim light to instinctively
I glanced at the car twice and vaguely saw a lot of people in the car.
"Tap!"
When I was less than 20 meters away from the door, I slowly slowed down. People who play outside are instinctively cautious and careful about designated scenes such as alleys, dark night roads, and vans. Many murders have occurred.
These three factors are indispensable.
I admit that I am sometimes a bad person, so I stood there and took another look. I picked up my things, turned around and walked back without hesitation.
"Uh-huh!!"
At this moment, a strong light suddenly came on. I turned my back to the van, and the uneven dirt road in front of me was illuminated very clearly. I paused for less than half a second, threw away my legs and ran!!
"Bang!"
The van pressed against the pit, making the sound of the chassis hitting the ground, and the sound of the engine running, getting closer and closer. My head was covered with sweat, my legs were swinging as if I were on a hot wheel, and I ran towards another alley.
Run away.
"Tap!"
The sound of dense footsteps kept ringing in the dark night. I looked at the alley and was about to get in. But at this moment, the front of the van drove in diagonally, and then the tires rubbed against the ground, making a squeaking sound!!
The car stopped in front of me!!
"Whoa!"
I took off the belt without hesitation, squinted my eyes, leaned against the wall with sweat on my face, and looked at the van while breathing heavily.
"Crash!!"
The sliding door of the van was opened, I pulled up the belt and pulled it out without thinking.
"Hold!"
With an angry shout, the figure dodged, raised his leg and kicked me in the stomach. With a bang, I leaned against the wall again. Before I could react, four people rushed over in an instant and pushed me against the wall with a crackle.
superior!!
"How dare you attack the police?" asked a strong man who was squeezing my neck.
"You are the police!" I was stunned for a long time and asked breathlessly. When I saw someone wearing a police training uniform, I breathed a sigh of relief and cursed: "Fuck! I scared daddy to death!"
"Boom!"
As soon as I finished speaking, an electric cannon hit me in the stomach. The leader bared his teeth and asked, "Aren't you going to give me daddy again?"
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!!" I endured the pain in my stomach, nodded hard, opened my mouth and asked, "What's wrong, brother? I didn't do anything wrong either!"
"Why are you running away if you haven't committed any crime?"
"Don't you understand this? I'm such a good person!!" I replied in a nonchalant manner, thinking in my mind what the hell had happened. Could it be that Xinminxiang was killing people? But I didn't
You didn't take action? Why are you looking for me? Are you arresting Zhang Jun?
"Stop talking nonsense!! Let's go to your house!" The leading policeman pinched my neck, took out the phone in my pocket, and immediately put handcuffs on me.
"For what?" I asked tentatively again.
"Snapped!"
"Don't fucking ask!!"
I got another slap on the head.
In this way, I was held by two policemen, and the other two drove a van. A group of us returned to the door of my house. The policeman took out the key from my pocket, opened the door, and then asked a figure in the van
Said: "Come on, come down and identify me!!"
"If I don't go down, what if he sees me and retaliates?" A clear voice said weakly.
I was stunned when I heard this voice. After a few seconds, I reacted, my face turned red and I cursed: "Ma Xiaoyou, you are so stupid!! I will fight you! Are you a mad dog? Why?"
Are you always having trouble with me??”
"You scold me again??" Sure enough, as soon as I finished shouting, a girl jumped out of the car. As soon as I saw her figure, I immediately recognized her as that Ma Xiaoyou.
"What are you scolding?? You are shameless! Why did you call the police here??" I cursed while holding back my anger.
"Tch, I won't tell you, just wait and go to jail!" Ma Xiaoyou looked at me sideways, raised his little hand, and said meanly: "Tell the police uncle, I saw his money from that store.
Taken out of the house!"
"Let's go!"
The police dragged me and then Ma Xiaoyou into my yard. Only then did I understand why Ma Xiaoyou called the police!!
Because this morning, the five hundred yuan I gave her was not so true.
"Brother, there is a misunderstanding, a real misunderstanding! I was teasing her! We know each other and are friends!!" I quickly explained to the police.
"What a misunderstanding, open the door quickly!" the policeman walked to the door of my room, frowned and scolded me.
"Okay, you open it, you open it, it will be clear! The big key in the middle can open the door!" I said quickly.
"Ooooooooooo!!"
In the dog cave, a lecherous gaze was flashing, and he made a hair-raising sound in his mouth. Then he rushed out with a squeaking sound, ran straight towards Ma Xiaoyou, and pounced on her straight jade legs with a thud.
Go up, and then spend a lot of time
"Damn it! Nice job! Huzi, just do it like this! It's not illegal!!" I howled.
"Woof woof!" Hu Zi wagged his tail, suddenly happy.
"Death!!" Ma Xiaoyou was startled, and then calmly kicked the tiger away!
At this moment, a classic scene happened!!
Hu Zi flew up to twenty centimeters in the air, then landed on all fours and stood in his original position. He paused for about three seconds, then looked at me, then at Ma Xiaoyou, and fell down with a thud.
!!
Then his limbs began to twitch as if he were stepping on a switch, and he kept moaning and groaning, as if he was about to die!!
"Kick me to death!! Pay money!!!" I immediately opened my mouth and shouted.
"Is it okay if I drop a dose of Shen Le? Are you going to touch porcelain?" Ma Xiaoyou blinked his bright big eyes, pointed at Hu Zi in a state of collapse, his pretty face turned red from suppressing it, and he opened his small mouth and said something in disbelief.
"Yes, it's just a porcelain attack. Come on, I'll kill you!!" I said viciously.
"Ouch!"
The tiger screamed even more miserably.
"Hey, can you finish this?" the policeman urged irritably, feeling that this case might be a trap.
"The money is under the box on the bookshelf, and there are three hundred more!!" I said.
Two policemen walked into my room, looked around, took out three hundred yuan from under the box, and then turned to me and asked, "Where did the fake money come from?"
"He printed it himself!!" Ma Xiaoyou said through gritted silver teeth.
"Bullshit!! I can print money, and I live here??" I said angrily, squinting.
"I asked you where you got the money?" the police asked again.
"I borrowed a thousand from a friend, and he paid me back eight hundred, and what he paid back was fake money. In this society, who can trust whom?" I replied sadly, this was not just nonsense on my part, but on my part.
It’s true! It was the first time I borrowed money from outside, and it was also the first time I received fake money.
Several policemen looked at each other, and then walked back and forth in the courtyard a few times. The leading man took out the police ticket and pen, and said to Ma Xiaoyou: "Be smarter when you report the case next time!!
Didn’t you say you saw several boxes of counterfeit money in his house? Where are they?"
"I was standing outside and saw him rummaging through the boxes!"
"Okay, okay, stop talking, sign quickly, and be careful next time! If you do this, I can arrest you!" the policeman said irritably.
"Ha ha!!"
I laughed proudly, Ma Xiaoyou glanced at me, pouted and signed the police exit form. The police collected the things, unlocked my handcuffs, and said in a sinister manner: "Xiangnan, right?? Our police station
But I have you number one. If you believe me, please play softly, do you hear me?"
"I understand, I understand, I will definitely not cause any trouble to the government!" I flexed my wrist and nodded repeatedly.
The policeman glanced at me, and the four of them walked out of the courtyard.
"Da da!" When Ma Xiaoyou saw the police leaving, he blinked his big eyes, glanced around, stepped furtively, and tried to run while shrinking his neck.
"Snapped!"
"Sisters!! In fact, I not only print counterfeit money, I am also a rapist!!!" I gritted my teeth and patted her on the shoulder.
"Ouch!!!"
Huzi suddenly collapsed and wandered around the courtyard manically for two times, his eyes fixed on Ma Xiaoyou's legs again.
"Peng!!"
Ma Xiaoyou turned around, hit me on the head with a bag, curled his lips and said with disdain: "You are really a scumbag to the extreme! I don't want the five hundred yuan! But I've completely fought against you, just wait."
, I have to find someone from the train station to tie you to a tree, beat you up, and paint your mouth green!"
"Oh, I'll wipe it!" I raised my eyebrows and wanted to give her a little slap.
“Bang!!!”
At this moment, there was a violent noise at the door. I was alerted and turned my head to see a figure plopping in from outside the door.