In the afternoon, I went to the house that Xiaoxiao was currently renting. Lao Xian often stayed here. When I fell down, he was mopping the floor.
Sometimes people are just mean. When Lao Xian was at home, he would get into a fight with Menmen just because of holding the remote control. But here, with just a little look at Xiaoxiao, Lao Xian would immediately follow him. It charges up like a big wolf dog and bites anyone who stops it.
Do you think this is cheap?
I saw Brother Xian who was working hard, bared his teeth and asked: "Brother, are other people's sofas so comfortable? You said you couldn't do it, and you hid in the toilet and fucked for basically two months. , your hand needs to be reskinned once, what are you trying to do?"
"Why don't you study like your ancestors? Huang Jiguang and Dong Cunrui's excellent qualities are told to whom. The Anti-Japanese War has been going on for eight fucking years. What can I do if I masturbate temporarily for a few years? Don't worry. , masturbating is not in vain, sooner or later I will have sex with her," said the old fairy, his eyes were green, and he was shaking when he walked.
"You have dedicated your youth to your hands, brother, after eight years, even a fresh kidney has grown old. Please be restrained."
"It's okay, my health is fine." He waved back casually.
"Brother, you are so tough." I gave a thumbs up.
"It must be tough. If the motherland needs it, brother, we will still stand in the line of fire."
"The motherland doesn't need you for the time being. You'd better think about it quickly and open up your pants for Xiaoxiao." I have always admired this kind of person who has the mentality of standing on Britney's body and fucking a camel.
Yes, our old fairy's love is like crystal, uncomplicated, clean and transparent. He is just like Menmen, a little simple person with vulgar behavior and simple thoughts.
Standing at the door, chatting with Lao Xian for a while, I asked in a low voice: "Where is Sister Ma?"
"I'm in the house. I'm in a daze. Say something to her and I'll get back to you in five minutes. Alas, I've been acting like a fool these past two days. I just went downstairs to buy some soy milk, and someone asked me Do you want to put some sugar? I said yes. I turned around and brought three spoons of sugar up. I forgot to take the soy milk. Because of this, Xiaoxiao is going to fucking fire me. Brother, how cheap do you think I am? , She almost didn’t post it, how could she still say this,,, it’s so disrespectful of other people’s feelings.” As the old fairy said, he moved forward to mop the floor, and in a blink of an eye he reached the window sill, but when he turned around Look, there was a row of big black footprints behind him. He was stunned for a moment and said, "Oh shit, you asked me to walk around here, it seems like it's getting buried more and more."
"Brother, if you masturbate for two days, you will have to be hospitalized."
I replied speechlessly, patted his shoulder, and was not ready to talk any more. I walked to Ma Xiaoyou's room in a low voice and gently opened the ajar door.
Inside the house, two models came face to face. They were not as exaggerated as the old fairy said. The models were wearing semi-finished clothes. Although the house was full of things, they were placed appropriately and looked quite neat.
A ray of sunshine came in through the window and illuminated half of the desk. Ma Xiaoyou was sitting at the table, her black and smooth hair was spread out, and there was a pink post stuck on her head. Under the golden sunshine, she Her skin was illuminated as if it were transparent, white and flawless.
With headphones plugged into her ears, she was immersed in using a sketch pen to sketch on the design sketch. Her pretty face was extremely serious, and she didn't even notice that I had come in.
Some people say that when a man does something seriously, he will be very charming. Similarly, when a woman does something seriously, she will be so dazzling. I walked gently to the table. He blocked the sun with his body.
"Uh-huh."
Ma Xiaoyou suddenly raised his head, blinked his big eyes, stared at me for at least three seconds, and then asked as crisply as ever: "Why are you here?"
"It's okay, come here and see you, a great designer." I took off the headphones from her ears and said with a smile.
"Haha, are you afraid that your Mr. An will be jealous?" Ma Xiaoyou was obviously a little embarrassed when he saw me. He lowered his head and closed the design drawing and asked casually.
"Hey, you're a great designer, how can you be so generous and still hold grudges?" I asked teasingly.
"Artists are all narrow-minded."
"Here, this artist is a bit too cheap now. Just hang two strips of rags on plastic, and you're an artist." I instinctively said something. I don't know why, but Ma Xiaoyou and I seemed to be born together. She recoiled and pinched her as soon as I saw her. At this moment, I had the urge to come here in the middle of the night and burn these rags for her.
"If you come here to argue with me, Christian Dior has no time to talk to you."
"What's Dior?" I, who was ignorant and unskilled, asked in a daze.
"Who are you calling stupid?" Ma Xiaoyou gritted his teeth and became angry.
"I asked you about Dior, and I didn't call you stupid."
"Get out of here, I can't communicate with you." Ma Xiaoyou reached out and pushed my back, trying to push me out.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I have nothing to do this afternoon, I'll treat you to something good," I replied standing at the door.
"If you have something to say, don't tempt me with food all the time."
"It's nothing, just have a casual chat and have something to eat together." I thought for a while and persuaded.
"Okay, I just want to go to your house to get something. I have a lot of books and I still leave them at your house." Ma Xiaoyou also thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.
"Hurry up and change your clothes. Oh, don't wear those shabby clothes on the models. It's easy to walk down the aisle and let the wind blow them away."
"You know nothing." Ma Xiaoyou replied harshly, and then pushed the door open.
I stood outside the door, lit a cigarette, and flicked the ashes on the ground in a particularly sinister manner. I felt that life lies in exercise. Instead of letting Xiaoxiao exercise, it is better for everyone to have a drink together and squeeze the immortality. potential.
"Let's go have dinner later." The old immortal asked in a sultry tone.
"Ah, let's go eat."
"Take me and Xiaoxiao."
"Xian, come here." I was silent for a moment and hooked my hand at him.
"What are you doing?" He stuck out his red tongue and looked at me obediently.
"You see I came in a hurry and didn't bring anything with me. I'm really sorry, so I can only get some money!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome, the money is pretty good." Lao Xian's eyes suddenly lit up.
I took out a ten-dollar note, thought about it, and felt it was a bit much. Then I changed it for a five-dollar note, secretly stuffed it into Lao Xian's hand, and whispered: "Brother, I know you are not having a good life, but I I don’t have much money, so that’s the point. If you want to eat something, just buy something.”
"Damn it, you can't even buy a big bag of Weilong." The old fairy stepped forward and kicked my butt directly.
Without saying anything, I picked up the "valuable" dragon fruit on the fruit plate and ran towards the door while replying: "Sister Ma, I'll wait for you downstairs."
In a Korean Teppanyaki store upstairs in a shopping mall, Ma Xiaoyou slaughtered me for more than 500 yuan without any courtesy.
"Why are you looking for me? What can I ask for?" Ma Xiaoyou sat opposite me and asked with a wink while drinking juice.
"Sister, I'm currently short of handmade socks. See if you can do it." I replied with my mouth full of oil while eating the shredded beef tenderloin.
"Hey, when you said this, I really prepared something." Ma Xiaoyou was stunned for a moment, then put down the juice cup and took out two pieces of clothing from the low-key and luxurious canvas shoulder bag.
I glanced at it and felt warm in my heart. I thought she made it for me. I took it over and took a look at it happily, only to realize that it was worn by a four-legged creature.
"It's getting cold. I made a little Superman vest for the lazy Hu Zi. You can take it back and give it a try," Ma Xiaoyou said casually.
"Isn't my friendship with you inferior to that of a dead tiger?" I asked a little heartbroken.
"Hehe, it's my only friend here."
"Oh, I originally wanted to invest some money in you, but when I heard what you said, I lost interest." I replied fiercely, and quickly put Huzi's coat on the stool next to me, so as not to let it fall apart. idea.
"Sister, you really don't need it. Now it's good, fulfilling, and promising. I want to build a Chinese Dior, surpass Christine, and attack Chanel in the Chinese market." Ma Xiaoyou was full of energy and was mentally ill.
"Although I don't know what Chanel is, I feel the strong pretentiousness in your words."
"I told you, you don't understand, just eat your beef fillet." Ma Xiaoyou lost interest in talking to me again.
"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, let's get to the point. I am more direct with my friends. We have lived under the same roof for so long, so I will make it clear to you. Why are you laughing? The old fairy goes there every day. People have to work hard to create sparks. It's not convenient for you to be a girl. Don't overthink it. I really have no intention of chasing you away, and neither does Laoxian or Xiaoxiao. I'm in pretty good condition now. In the spirit of humanitarianism, I decided to help you build a small store and rent a house to live in and store goods. But it must not be too expensive and it must be within my ability. Don't say anything yet. I will lend you the money. You have to pay me back whatever you have lost or gained. Do you think it will work?" I said it carefully, because Ma Xiaoyou is a very stubborn person and I was really afraid that she would overthink it.
"Why do you want to help me?" Ma Xiaoyou was stunned for a long time and asked with big eyes filled with confusion.
"One day, if I encounter difficulties, I will ask you for help." I was silent for a while and said slowly.
"Haha, how can I help you?" Ma Xiaoyou asked still puzzled.
"Oh, let me go, you ink-spot, you are short of underpants. I asked you to do it. Can this help?" I said a little annoyed.
"Thank you." Ma Xiaoyou thought for a long time, slowly raised the juice, and said seriously to me.