In the blink of an eye, four days have passed since Lao Xiang and I had a big quarrel. These four days have been the emptiest days I have had in recent years. My body is empty and my mind is empty. In addition to three meals a day to give to the hospital
As a nurse, I stayed at home almost every day, walking around, or letting the tiger roam around, reading books, and dazing in the yard. It was quiet and I lived a good life.
I made some inquiries and found out that Li Daguo did not report the crime in the end. He is different from me. I am a little bastard who lacks everything except time. But he is already in his forties and is living a pretty good life. I heard
He had three wives and all gave birth to children for him. He would stay here for three to five years, and he might be fifty when he comes out. So he would rather spend some money than go in there and pout.
.
I haven't been to the game arcade. Brother Fa hasn't called me. He seems to have forgotten me. And I don't want to think about him for the time being. I want to take a break for two days and figure out how to pay back the life-saving money.
superior.
At the hospital, I never went to stay with the bed. I felt that I was already a filial son, so I didn’t have to show anything in front of anyone. The hospital had nursing staff, and they cost fifty a day. Any more than that was spent, and I didn’t care about that anymore. Anyway, I only need it now.
If you can stop me from chatting with Lao Xiang, I am willing to die, even if I am electrocuted to death by a high-voltage wire!
That day, I was sitting on the steps at the door, drinking tea that costs two yuan a bag, eating dried peanuts, and enjoying the coolness leisurely. Huzi sat next to me, proudly raising his big head, sticking out his tongue,
It's like I'm breathing in and out of concentration.
"Can you not act like a human being? With you like this, I feel like I'm not much higher than you, you know?" I turned my head and glanced at him, stroking its fur with a smile and said.
"Woof!!" Huzi suddenly turned his head, jumped down the steps, and shouted in the distance.
"Come on, eldest son! Let grandpa hug you!"
Sure enough, as soon as Huzi finished calling, Lao Xian's voice rang out, followed by Menmen and Li Shuishui.
"Tell me how good you are with Huzi today. Taking advantage is not a big deal!!" Li Shuishui walked behind, looked sideways at the old immortal who picked up Huzi, and said speechlessly.
"Go away, don't scold my brother!" he said in a protective voice.
"Haha! Why are you here?" I asked with a smile while sitting at the door.
"The old immortal said that he had a way to make money, and he dragged me back from the demolition site alive and dead!" Li Shuishui explained.
"What kind of job are you doing?" When I heard that I was fucking rich, my eyes turned blue for a moment, and I stood up and asked.
"Give me some wine, some wine, I'll tell you!" The old immortal kissed Huzi's cheek without hesitation. Huzi turned around and licked his tongue from his chin to his Tianling Cap. The old immortal benefited from it.
Grinning, the "two people" were full of love.
"Fuck, don't lie to me! Is it really alive?" I asked a little disbelievingly.
"It's definitely a good job. It has nothing to do with guns and guns. You can make money just by walking around!" Lao Xian's face, which could perfectly play the role of Hei Wuchang, revealed a sense of ignorance and mystery.
"Hurry up and get something to eat, we haven't been home for a week!" Menmen said urgently.
"Why don't you two go home?" I asked doubtfully.
"Fuck, if you took five thousand yuan from my dad, wouldn't you have to get beaten when you go back?! I've calculated, "stealing" is still not as good as having it yourself!" Lao Xian replied seemingly reasonable.
"I really have to wait for that money!" After hearing this, I was silent for a moment and said with a forced smile. Although I am a shameless person, I also know how to be honest. The money Laoxian and Menmen gave me was life-saving money.
So I have to pay it back, and as soon as possible.
"Don't think too much. It has nothing to do with that. There is something else. I have recently fallen in love with a girl and I urgently need to use a lot of cash to influence her!!" The doorkeeper said something in a nagging voice and walked in directly.
courtyard.
As I said before, Menmen is different from the rest of us. He is young, fresh and very emotional. For example, everyone has a celebrity idol, but as they grow older, these idols change rapidly, but Menmen is different.
Ever since he was seven years old and watched Liu Xiaoqing's version of "A Dream of Red Mansions" in 1988, he had been madly infatuated with this woman.
When he was 13 years old, when he first understood the relationship between men and women, he started masturbating to Liu Xiaoqing's poster. This masturbation lasted for nearly ten years, and he only changed the poster, not the person! For imports from the island country
culture, even more disdainful, that is very single-minded
But what puzzles me is that Liu Xiaoqing was born in 1955, and she must have been thirty-three when she filmed Dream of Red Mansions in 1988. She was indeed beautiful at that time, with still charming charm and unparalleled looks, but how old is Liu Xiaoqing now?
Already??
Fifty!!!
Even calling her grandma is enough! Lao Xian often asked him: "Look at her face that can kill mosquitoes, how do you get there?"
"In my heart, she will always be the same as in Dream of Red Mansions!"
"Well, then I understand, you can continue to masturbate!"
"Please open the door a little, I'm a little hot!"
What is this kind of person if he is not emotional?
So fucking sensual.
Not only was he emotional, but he was also willing to give. For Liu Xiaoqing, he donated all the millions of descendants in his body who were already barren!
But society has changed, and now girls' routines have changed. They have to pay money first before they can donate their offspring. Therefore, after everyone knows that they are dating, their financial situation will be interrupted every now and then.
When the creditors came, naturally we couldn't entertain them casually, so I prepared a very sumptuous banquet: a plate of dried peanuts, a plate of fried peanuts, a vegetarian cucumber and fried goose egg with green onions. Finally, I bought four red sausages in a box
Beer, put the table under the small tree in the yard, put the dishes on the table, and that's it.
"What kind of fun is this??! Let's appetize first, is that what you mean?" Lao Xian blinked and asked, pointing to the dishes on the table.
"You're welcome to the main course, sit down, sit down!" I wiped my hands with a rag and said casually.
"Is this the end? Is this how you treat the guiding light of your life?" the old immortal asked in shock.
"Stop fucking me. Brother Nan didn't bring you two sweet potatoes in the backyard, so I'm taking care of you!" Li Shuishui's family background is similar to mine. She has eaten everything since she was a child, so she didn't resist much and sat down with her chopsticks.
Come down.
"I'm lying to you, I'm not a human being. I only have thirty yuan in my pocket. Poor guys, let's just live in peace!" I bared my teeth and said.
"Hey, if I had known when I stole the money, I would have brought food out of the refrigerator for us!" Lao Xian felt a little regretful, sat down carelessly, drank half a bottle of beer, and didn't mind it anymore, and started
Hu Chihai was stuffed.
Nothing happened in the afternoon. We drank until about three o'clock, when the old man finally revealed his "how" to get the money.
"Nan, what do you think is the most profitable thing to do now?" Lao Xian blinked his little eyes and looked at me with seemingly deep eyes as he asked.
"Selling drugs?" I asked casually.
"Wrong?" The old immortal shook his head.
"Prostitution?" Li Shuishui asked.
"Are you going to fucking sell it?" The old immortal was a little anxious that we didn't answer our questions properly.
"What's going on? Tell me quickly!" Menmen scolded irritably.
"Come on, come forward and join us!" the old immortal said with a mysterious wave of his hand.
The three of us moved forward curiously, and the old immortal pondered for a moment and said, "Do you know what touching the gold captain means?"
"I know, I know, aren't you a tomb robber?" Menmen answered eruditely.
"What, you want to rob a tomb?" Li Shuishui was stunned for a long time and asked with big eyes in shock.
"You can be said to have entered your brother Xian's heart!"
"Get the hell out of your father, okay? I thought you had some good tricks! I'm a bitch, so I shouldn't believe you. Damn it, I didn't earn even 500 yuan today.
, I’m here to talk nonsense with you!” Li Shuishui cursed with great regret.
"Why, you don't believe it?" the old fairy asked, scratching his neck.
"What do you believe? Do you believe that you can dig holes! Or do you believe that you have a hole in your head?" I also feel that this thing is fucking unreliable.
"Menmen, tell Yao Chen with your mouth that scares Yao Chen to death, what did our family do before?!" Lao Xian became anxious.
"Are you a tiger? Why are you bringing this up?" Menmen pretended to be serious.
"Stop bragging! Doesn't your family sell wood?" Li Shuishui put on his T-shirt and seemed ready to leave. He was probably thinking about how to get the five hundred yuan back.
"I'm telling you!! My ancestor was one of the seventy-two golden captains under Cao Cao, nicknamed Tugang!!" The old immortal, with a rosy face, slapped the table, stared, and said extremely seriously.
"puff!!"
When I heard this, I spit out a mouthful of beer and laughed for at least a minute. I held my already cramped belly with my palms and said, "Your ancestral nickname is a little bit bright. Hahaha, ask your ancestral picker."
Pickled cabbage? Haha!”
"Haha!" Li Shuishui also laughed to tears.
"Don't fucking make fun of my family!" Menmen scolded him in a serious manner.
"You don't believe it, do you? Let me tell you, I heard from others that there is a Manchu Township over there in the Bungalow District. Before Cixi, many Eight Banners generals were demoted and sent back to their ancestral homeland. There was a general named Liu Chengren.
It's buried over there in the bungalow!! The tomb has never been dug out!!" the old immortal explained plausibly.
The three of us were a little confused after drinking. He even said the names of people, and it really seemed like something was happening. Moreover, there are indeed many descendants of the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty in H City. When we were in school, the Manchu students in our class accounted for
A quarter.
"Let me tell you, if there really is this tomb, if you can join the JB society and dig out a stepping stone, you will be damn rich! By then, Nannan, your little famine will be paid off, and you will probably still be rich.
Money to marry a wife!! Really!" the old fairy continued to persuade.
I am really thirsty for money right now, and I have drunk a lot of wine, my head is a little confused, and I think I am quite knowledgeable, so I am really tempted by his deception, and I really want to have great luck. But I am not completely
I lost my mind and never thought that I could dig out something worth a lot of money, because I like to read antique appreciation books when I have nothing to do. Things from the Manchu and Qing Dynasties are generally not valuable, especially those from the Guangxu period. A Guangxu Yuanbao only sold for a few dollars.
One hundred dollars.
So, I just tried to dig out some ordinary things, sell them for some money, and solve my urgent needs.
"Go and try?" I asked, blinking at Li Shuishui.
"Fuck, is this true?" Li Shuishui said still in disbelief.
"I won't let you go down, just give us a look. If you have it, I'll share the money with you. If you don't, you won't lose anything, right?" The old immortal still has a way of persuading people.
"The question is where to dig? Can't we just find a place to dig with a pickaxe?"
"I have an idea. I know how to do some Feng Shui. Stop using the ink. Let's prepare some tools first. Hurry up. Let's go when it gets dark!" The old fairy said what he was going to do without waiting for a minute, and drank it in the bottle in one gulp.
He drank some wine, wiped his mouth, and said angrily.