Under the bright moon in the sky, four figures were walking on the path of Dayedi in the Bungalow District.
The after-effects of the wine surged, and I turned horribly red. I had a cigarette hanging from my mouth, and walked in the middle with a half-broken hoe on my shoulder. Li Shuishui was naturally afraid of ghosts, so he went home to get it.
I don’t know where I bought a little peach wood sword, and my eyes were a little wandering. I walked all the way and tried to go back at least thirty times, but I was stopped by the old fairy with coercion and inducement.
Lao Xian had obviously been planning to rob the tomb for a long time. He carried a shoulder bag on his shoulder, which contained a lot of things that the masters of Northeastern dance would use. However, he said that it was not necessary to carry it with him. Ordinary "little devils" he
A look can scare you away. Unless you meet Sadako and Black and White Wuchang, there is no need to use props.
And Menmen is a person who, when he is short of money, you tell him, let's kidnap Athena, he will be able to pick up the rope and follow you immediately, so he has no idea, but fortunately you let him do it
He does whatever he wants and doesn't hold his tongue, so the main tools are all at his place. He carried two shovels, a flat shovel and a bucket shovel.
"Damn it, why do I feel like I'm so stupid?!" Li Shuishui held the mahogany sword in his hand and kept scanning the invisible wilderness with his eyes, questioning himself very much.
"Fuck! When you see the money, you won't feel stupid anymore!" Lao Xian replied plausibly.
"If you have money, you won't get it for free. If you don't have money, you'll just go for a drink. Why do you think so much?" Menmen said with a broad heart, carrying two shovels.
"No, don't you think this scene is a bit like going to seek enlightenment?" Whenever Li Shuishui drinks, he only drinks to an appropriate amount. It is difficult to see him drinking too much, so he is currently the most sober one.
"Why are you so ink?? Go one way and say B the other. If you don't want to do it, just go back!" the old immortal said irritably, his soybean eyes were very bright.
"Damn it, there's no one here, you want me to go back by myself?" Li Shuishui gritted his teeth and wanted to leave, but he didn't dare. He could only continue to follow and whispered to me: "Nannan, let's go back, I'll let me
Can my wife pay for the taxi fare for us? This is sheer bullshit and completely unreliable. These two brothers are just following their father and will kill themselves when they see the money!! I don’t know what to do if you meet a ghost.
To “it”!”
"What did you say?" I asked confusedly after half a second.
"I said it would be the end of the world if you meet a ghost!"
"What did you say?"
"I said no, let's go back!"
"What did you say?"
"I said you were a fool!"
"Oh, I know I didn't drink too much, so I was a little confused!" I smiled and replied with a stiff tongue.
"Sweat! What the hell is this! Why the hell did I get involved with these three people!" Li Shuishui suddenly wanted to swallow his saliva and drown himself.
Carrying the calf all the way, we walked for nearly 20 minutes and arrived near the Huaqi Ice Cream Factory. This place is located in the middle of rural areas and cities. The land is industrial land and cannot be allocated to rural areas, so no one comes to farm here.
The surroundings are desolate and the place is very evil.
Why evil??
Because this should be the earliest research and development site for biological and chemical weapons in the world. The headquarters of the infamous Unit 731 is nearby. It is now open to the public and can be visited during the day.
Therefore, generally factories with some financial strength will not choose to locate here, as it is too unlucky.
"It's right here, that's right!!" The old immortal pointed to a big tree in the distance and said seriously: "Did you see that tree? It's quite lush! It's in Feng Shui.
There is a saying that if you have a hundred feet of green head above your head, your descendants will be blessed for thousands of years!"
"Stop fucking talking, do you have some units of measurement in your mind?? The tree tops the sky for more than ten years! How long has it been since Liu Chengren died? Can we put the harness on the donkey instead of the horse?
?!The condom is a bit big, you know?!" Li Shuishui gestured with the peach wood sword, wanting to stab the old immortal with both swords. He felt that he had been cheated.
"Some trees don't like to grow! Forget it, even if I tell you, you don't understand! Let's get started!" Lao Xian waved his hand and said, took off his shoulder bag, stretched out his hand and took it from Menmen's hand.
He grabbed the spade, spat into his hand, and walked towards the tree in a daze.
"Start now?!" Menmen also asked curiously.
"Then what else?"
"Don't you want to take a look at Feng Shui or something?"
"Feng Shui is a skill, and it is not necessarily accurate. To truly touch gold, you must rely on the power of the heart to guide you! Do you understand?" The old immortal has already swung the first spade, inserted it very deep, and took a long time to pull it out.
Just pulled it out.
"I don't understand! Why, you put a boxing glove on your heart?" Menmen blinked his lovely eyes and asked.
"Go, go dig over there!! Let's stop chatting and start fighting again!" the old immortal cursed in annoyance.
Then, with the exception of Li Shuishui, the three of us gathered in a circle and started digging. The summer night was a bit dry, so we forgot to bring water again. After a while, we started to sweat, and then the wind blew by.
At that time, I felt a chill all over my body. This repeated several times, and I gradually began to sober up.
Among the four of us, each one has lower academic qualifications than the other. Except for me, who has always focused on cultivating knowledge, the other three have almost not touched a book for countless years. As for the history of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, I have only read "The Sex and Secrets of the Empress Dowager Cixi".
", I don't even understand the rules of Manchu funerals, let alone being proficient in the completely technical work of tomb robbing.
So, we just beat the old master to death with random punches. When we found a hole, we kept digging down. But as I became more and more sober, I felt more and more that this was unreliable, so I wiped my forehead.
Sweating heavily, I threw away half of the pickaxe and walked toward Li Shuishui, who was squatting on the ground, fanning mosquitoes, and texting with his wife.
"Spit!" I spat and said to Li Shuishui: "Give me a cigarette!!"
"It's in your pocket, take it yourself!" Li Shuishui said without even looking up at me, still staring at the phone.
I bent down, put my hand into his trouser pocket, took out a box of Changbai Mountain, lit one, took a deep sip and said, "Why do I feel so stupid?"
"Huh!!?" Li Shuishui suddenly raised his head and looked at me, and said with excitement in his eyes: "Fuck, you also think this is bullshit, don't you?"
"Lao Xian and I are a little bit lazy. These days, I really let money drive me crazy!!" I squatted on the ground and said a little speechlessly.
"It's good to repent, it's good to repent!! Let's go back, I'm going to be eaten by mosquitoes!" Li Shuishui said quickly.
"I don't have any money in my pocket, how can I go back?"
"My wife has it. Let her pay for the car. I won't take the two thousand you owe me anymore, okay?" Li Shuishui asked.
"Then how are they going to deal with each other?!" I was a little excited.
"These two people are the kind of people who don't even know that they died like tigers! Don't worry about them. Just dig until tomorrow morning and dig out a new sewer. Then you'll be honest! Let's go. I'll treat you to food when we get back.
Order the skewers!!" Li Shuishui didn't want to stay here for a minute longer.
"Okay?" I asked quite hypocritically.
"Stop fucking ink and leave quickly!!" Li Shuishui dragged me and started to run away.
"when!!!!"
At this moment, a metal trembling sound suddenly sounded. Li Shuishui and I turned around instinctively, and saw a burst of sparks suddenly appearing in the pit half a meter deep!!
"Yes! Yes!! Damn it, dig it!!" Lao Xian yelled with great excitement in his broken gong voice.
Li Shuishui and I were stunned for a moment, looked at each other, and quickly ran up to the excavated mound. When we looked inside, Shinyuemon stepped on the dark ground and turned around and said excitedly:
"It's on the ground! It seems to be concrete, or cement!!"
"Damn it, I told you that this piece of land has a faint resemblance of royal energy! It's a hundred feet above the head, it's a perfect acupoint, you still don't believe it!!" The old immortal wiped the dirt on his face and said proudly.
"Are you fucking stupid? Your ancient tomb is buried half a meter deep?" Li Shuishui said, pouring a basin of cold water on it.
"Do you know what earth's crust changes are? Do you know what mudslides are? Do you know what thousand-year rains are tearing open ten-thousand-year-old tombs?!" the old immortal asked disdainfully, speaking very professionally.
Li Shuishui was choked.
"Peel it open! This is the roof of the tomb chamber, and there must be a half-meter hollow layer in the middle! Then open another layer to enter the tomb chamber!" The old immortal became more and more professional as he worked.
"Are you planning?" Li Shuishui turned to me and asked.
"Come on, it's all here, let's dig it open and take a look!" I wiped my nose and spread my hands and said.
"Fuck, let's fix it quickly. We don't want to go home together!" Li Shuishui also wanted to end an unpleasant journey quickly.
"Can this be opened? It seems quite hard!!" Shinyuemon asked with a frown.
"Why can't it be opened? It has been buried in the ground for so many years, and it has already become corrupted. Get up, and I will smash it!!" The old immortal said with a serious face, and once again spit into the palm of his hand that had already developed blisters, and then
With all his strength, he aimed a little, and started banging hard.
“Crack!!”
Either concrete, or cement floor, a large piece of it sank down. Lao Xian stood inside and danced again and said: "It's about to open!!"
"Fuck, you go first!"
"Bang!!!"
Before I could finish my words, Lao Xian dug down with a pickaxe, then raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
“Creak, creak, crunch, crunch!!
There was a sound of grinding teeth.
"Boom!!"
The surrounding area, which was at least three meters wide, first dented downwards, paused for less than a second, and then collapsed directly, while the old immortal was standing within the three-meter area!!
Just look at him, with the new soil, the pickaxe handle, and the collapsed board, he disappeared to the ground in an instant!!!
"ah!!"
"Poof!!"
First, the old immortal's miserable howl sounded, and then after three or four seconds, the sound of an object falling to the ground was heard!!
"Holy shit, where are the people?! Where is the half-meter hollow layer that we agreed on?!" Li Shuishui, who was not paying attention, asked in shock as he looked at the big pit in front of him.
"Old Immortal!! Old Immortal!!" Menmen lay down in front of the pit and shouted several times with all his strength. There was no sound at all in the big dark hole, which was bottomless.