Li Hao's point today was not an ordinary memorization. He summed up the reasons in his mind and found that there were two important factors that led him to memorize it. First, he went to whoring before going to work, and his good idea was lost.

Second, if you don’t change your underwear, it’s like not washing your hands before playing mahjong.

Li Hao was a habitual thief who was trying to get started without the guidance of a master, so he was good at summarizing. After recalling two reasons, he felt extremely regretful. He estimated that after returning home, he might show off the word "forbearance" on his crotch where he frequently made mistakes.

Mind your heart.

The motorcycle was gone, and I had to go home. I gritted my teeth and dragged my tired body. Just as I was about to leave, I turned my head and suddenly saw a UTStarcom PHS on the ground. I was stunned for a moment. He bent down to pick it up and licked it.

He licked his lips, then disappeared expressionlessly on the street, rushing to his home on Railway Street.

An hour later, four people were sitting in the middle of my yard, all smoking cigarettes quite melancholy.

"Then let me say a few words!" I opened my mouth after being silent for a long time.

The three of them looked at me, and I looked at you, but they didn't say anything.

"That's right! I feel like the four of us are getting along well, but there's no need to do anything together. Ahem!" I lowered my head and said.

"I agree!" Li Shuishui raised his hand in agreement.

"What do you mean?" Lao Xian asked, looking at us sideways.

"It means you are too awesome!! You said you wanted to be a tiger by yourself, so forget it. The problem is that your brother is also a tiger! This directly led to the abduction of tigers for both of us. I recalled it carefully,

After the 20th century, still in the Northeast, our case of tomb robbery may have occurred, and the robbery was a museum!! This can no longer be described as crazy, did you do it?" I looked at the old immortal and said directly

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"You mean, you two don't want to play with me anymore?" The old immortal stared at me fiercely.

"Yes, if JB doesn't play with you anymore, you can do whatever you like from now on!" Li Shuishui added immediately.

"Okay, you two remember it! Let's go, Dashamen!" The old immortal stood up with dignity, grabbed the door and left.

"Let's have a good chat. We are all brothers. If there is nothing we can't talk about, let's not deal with it in the future!" Menmen shouted as he walked to the door.

"Mistakes can be forgiven, but IQ can't make up for it. Everyone, please calm down for a while!" I kicked them out directly, then pulled the door and said to the water: "You can get out too!"

"It's too late to hold my paw goodbye!" Li Shuishui glanced at me sideways, and then limped away.

Huzi was already asleep at this time, and I washed myself briefly, then dragged my exhausted body to lie on the bed, recalling the stupid things I did tonight, and suddenly realized that my youth seemed to end on this day.

Late at night, I lay on the bed and fell asleep

Early the next morning, the morning sun rose, and the golden sunlight filled the yard. Countless birds in the yard were chirping on the trees.

"Dang Dang Dang!!"

At this moment, the sound of the iron door broke this beautiful morning. I got up from the bed with pain all over my body and was in a daze for nearly a minute, but the iron door was still ringing, and the sound was louder.

"Xiang Nan! Open the door! I know you are inside! You are hiding from me and I burned your house down. Do you believe it?!" A clear voice shouted from outside the door.

"tread!"

I put on my slippers expressionlessly, yawned, walked to the yard, and opened the iron gate.

"What are you doing here?" I stretched my waist, looked at Ma Xiaoyou, and asked casually.

"Why is your phone turned off? Don't you want to pay back the money?" Ma Xiaoyou is dressed casually today, with her long black hair hanging loose, no makeup on her face, and I like to look at her like this.

It's like a girl who just stepped out of college and doesn't understand anything.

Especially when she was standing under the willow tree and the sunlight was shining through the branches and leaves and shining on her cheek, I felt like I was standing in the social tide ten thousand feet away from her, living without any lower limit, which was very dirty.

But she is very sunny, very simple and very beautiful.

"Shut down???" I was stunned for a moment, then rushed into the house and rummaged through the pants I wore yesterday, but still found nothing.

"Oh shit, I lost my phone!" I said in a broken voice.

"Haha!" Ma Xiaoyou stood at the door of my bedroom and sneered a little nervously.

"What a loss!!" I explained.

"Well, I think if I don't come today, you can move!" Ma Xiaoyou's cheeks were filled with sarcasm, and he stretched out his hand and said: "Today is the fifth day, the promised day has come, please pay back the money!"

"Can you give me a way to survive?" Although I am thick-skinned and shameless, I am a man after all. As long as I am a man, I don't want to owe a woman money, so I said it shyly.

"It's not that I won't give you a way to live, it's that I can't survive now. At 12 o'clock today, I have to move out of the express!" Ma Xiaoyou took a deep breath with his chest heaving, and explained helplessly,

Still holding out his little hand.

"Then I really have no money! I also lost my phone, how about I call to borrow it?" I replied irritably, not to blame Ma Xiaoyou, but because I felt that my life was too oppressive and I owed others five dollars.

The feeling of asking for thousands of dollars at the doorstep has almost never disappeared from my life.

"I don't believe you, a man in his twenties, can't even raise five thousand yuan!" Ma Xiaoyou said with a frown.

"Damn, there are people in their thirties who live in Qiaodongzi. Why do I have to be able to scrape together five thousand yuan??" I replied angrily.

"Is this your attitude?" Ma Xiaoyou gritted his teeth and puffed out his cheeks, pretending to be fierce and said: "When you borrow money from me, you are the grandson, and when you ask for money, you are the uncle, right?!"

"No, no, I really don't!"

"If I give you a beating, it will be done, right?"

"It won't even kill you!"

"You!" Ma Xiaoyou was completely speechless to me.

"I don't have money, but I do have a house. I've told you that wherever you rent is rent, you might as well rent at my house! With the money I owe you, you can live here for a year! If it doesn't work, you are here now

Just live here, and I will give it to you whenever you have money, and then you just throw in some symbolic rent money, and that’s it!” I really couldn’t help but say something.

Ma Xiaoyou held her white forehead with her small hands, her pretty face looked hesitant and full of collapse. After thinking for a long time, she raised her head and said, "Let me take a look at your house!"

"Wait for me to get the key!"

I replied quickly, turned around and went into the house to take out the key to the room on the right, then pointed to the house on the right and said, "This is it!"

"Open it and take a look!" Ma Xiaoyou kept puffing up her cute pink cheeks and blowing out air to relieve the helplessness forced by life.

"Bang!"

I opened the lock with the key, reached out and pushed the door open, and then said, "Go in and take a look!"

Ma Xiaoyou stood at the door, stretched out his hand and fanned his face in disgust, as if the dust was quite big. Then he paused, covered his nose, and walked into the room. The furnishings in the room were relatively simple, a set of furniture from the early 1990s.

They all had the same furniture, filling the entire room. There was an iron bed without a bedding, and there were two wooden boards missing from the bed.

The house is very clean, with almost no odor or dust. The house is more than 30 square meters, has three windows, and faces the sun.

When you wake up every morning, as long as you open the window, the first thing you see is that the outside is winding upward, the branches are slowly hanging, the green willow trees, the birds are chirping happily, and the tigers are lazily

Basking in the sun, there is a stone table and three stone piers under the willow tree, with a slightly rusty teapot placed on it. Although it is a bit incomplete, it still has a rare beauty.

There is no hustle and bustle of the city here, just tranquility and nature.

Ma Xiaoyou pushed open the window, took a look with her beautiful eyes, and a smile appeared on her face that was deliberately pretending to be cold. She lay on the window sill, swung her long left leg, and said lightly: "It's very nice here.

, but there are no modern appliances, no TV, no refrigerator, no computer!”

"You have so many things going on there, do you really understand returning to nature? Living here is a kind of artistic conception, a kind of comfortable loneliness. No matter how much you pay for this house, I will not sell it. Brother, what you are doing is different!

"I stood at the door, lit a cigarette, put my hands in my pockets and said something contentedly.

"Haha! I didn't realize it. Come back to your original nature!" Ma Xiaoyou sneered again.

"Whether you want to rent it or not!"

"It's okay to rent, but the furniture needs to be replaced. I have it myself!" Ma Xiaoyou said in a good mood, still staring at the bird on the tree.

"Okay!" I thought for a moment and nodded.

"Are you and your dad going to live in this house?!" Ma Xiaoyou asked seemingly casually.

"Hmm!" I thought about it for a while, but still didn't say, maybe it's for sale. I come over for a walk from time to time.

"There is a condition. When I'm here, your friends can't come over to drink or have parties, especially those who look like baboons. I'm scared!" Ma Xiaoyou thought for a moment and added: "They can't even stay overnight!

"

"Everyone has a family, why are you living here with me? Besides, be careful what you say! I'm a friend, not a cuckold friend!" I frowned and replied, feeling that this girl was a bit careless in what she said.

"Okay, before signing the contract, I have one more condition!"

"You won't let me chat with you all night long, will you?" I asked teasingly, suddenly realizing that from now on, my purely black life would seem to have a touch of slutty color.

"Do you know what kind of animals baboons like to play with?" Ma Xiaoyou closed the window and looked at me with malicious eyes.

"Same kind!" I replied accurately.

"Well, just know what you look like!" Ma Xiaoyou took out a small glass bottle from his bag, took a sip, walked out of the room, stretched lazily, and casually

He waved his hand and said: "Let's go, help me move, and then sign the contract!"

"Should I help you move??" I was stunned for a long time and asked speechlessly.

"Is it okay if I'm a girl?"

"Brother, there is no shortage of girls!" I shook my head firmly and said.

"How about a hundred yuan charge?"

"Wait for me, I'll get dressed!" I immediately nodded in agreement, turned around and got into the room.
Chapter completed!