The tour guide and Jin Beibei were standing in the middle of the road smoking, looking at the beautiful scenery outside, chatting in the gentle breeze.
On the meadow at the bottom of the river, the pickup truck drove in crookedly.
"...Just here, take off your clothes and let's do it." The old immortal said and began to unbuckle his belt.
"Oh, I'll go, look at how hard it is for you to do something like this for more than ten miles." The old woman replied speechlessly, and after saying that, she started to lift her skirt.
"No, your place is too crowded. Look how nice it is here. It's full of grass and grass. I'll give you another five hundred in a minute." The old immortal said quickly.
"...Little brat, you are quite sentimental."
"Then look, I'm Li Bai from J. Isn't that what I play?" Lao Xian had already unbuttoned his belt.
The old ladies pouted and were about to kiss her. The old fairy hid for a moment and said politely: "Forget it, I'm afraid your dentures will come off."
"Bad guy, disgusting..."
"Sister, you don't dare to talk like that, you've already done it for me, we just need to be normal." The old fairy said with sweat on his head.
While the two of them were talking, they started tossing around. The old immortal's eyes were so blue that he didn't care about anything else. He just raised his gun and mounted his horse.
A few minutes later, the pickup truck began to shake violently, but the matter was not done yet. It was mainly in the process of adjusting its posture.
"Spread your legs and stop dangling."
"I didn't shake."
"Look, you said you didn't sway, but your butt is sitting on the steering wheel." The old immortal said dissatisfied.
"I'm really not shaking."
"What's wrong? Why do we seem to have escaped downstairs?" Lao Xian suddenly realized something was wrong and said.
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"Hey, what kind of fun is that?"
Jin Beibei pointed at two long-legged birds in the distance and said.
"Wild Peacock."
The tour guide returned casually.
"Hey, does this game taste delicious? Come over and have a look." Jin Beibei said curiously.
"Most of us here believe in Buddhism, and wild animals are generally not hunted," the tour guide advised.
"I didn't say I had to kill him. I haven't seen him before. Let's go and have a look."
Jin Beibei replied excitedly, and immediately walked forward as if he wanted to run away, but the tour guide reluctantly followed behind.
When they left, something happened.
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On the meadow.
The tires under the front of the pickup truck have begun to sink slowly, and the grass pushed open by the tires finally reveals its true appearance. The bottom is usually hard soil, half of it is mud, and it is less than a mile forward. Mi is a river. There are overgrown weeds on the edge of the river. If you don't dig through it and take a look, you really won't know that there is water below.
The old fairy tiger drove the car here, and after a lot of tossing on the car, the hard ground was crushed. The tires began to slide along the muddy road, and the front of the car plunged into the river at a glance.
When the two of them were in the car, their bodies paused for a moment, and they immediately felt that the car seemed to be moving downwards at an angle.
"Fuck, why is there water down there?" the old immortal said with sweat still pouring from his forehead.
"Oops, ouch... the car fell down..."
"Don't move,."
"What should I do? The car is about to fall. Let me open the door and get out."
The old women looked back, their faces turned pale with fright, and they stretched out their hands to push the car door. With a movement of their legs, the front of the car plunged into sleep with a clang and floated upwards.
"Sister, calm down. Don't move. If you do, you'll be dead."
The old immortal quickly waved his hand and said.
"Crash."
When the front of the car fell into the water, it started bubbling.
"Mom...what should I do?"
"It's okay, don't be afraid, we have friends, my friend is up there."
The old immortal waved his hand, and then shouted loudly: "Beibei, Beibei, come down quickly, there are blisters down there, I slipped down..."
The five people on the shore responded. At this moment, our Beibei was chasing the peacocks with the tour guide for fun. He took pictures with his mobile phone and muttered: "It's so beautiful."
"Oh, I, fuck, you, damn, man, Beibei, come back."
Lao Xian shouted anxiously. At this moment, the old lady had already started to climb out along the car window. As she struggled, the car slid faster. Lao Xian put on the handbrake with a bang, and the car paused slightly, but The front wheels have sunk in and the car body is tilted. At this time, it has nothing to do with braking, but the car is starting to sink.
"Stop fucking climbing, or you'll really fall down."
The old immortal shouted.
The ladies ignored him and drove him down the car window with a bang. At this time, the front of the car had sunk to a position parallel to the window.
"Crash."
Water began to seep through the cracks in the door. As soon as Old Xiang moved a little, the car made a clang and the back also fell off. He suddenly didn't dare to panic and rolled up the window.
"Don't move. I'll call someone for you."
The old women plopped out of the puddle twice and ran to the case all wet.
"How can I die like this? Then isn't my life a fucking joke?"
Lao Xian squatted on the driver's seat, watching the river water seeping in, and said something with his heart pounding. He turned his head and suddenly saw a portable laptop behind him. It was very old.
He had an idea, turned his head and drove from the front, and jumped to the back in one step.
"Bang, bang,."
As soon as he pressed the 100 kilograms to the back, it had some effect. The rear tire got stuck on the soil edge, temporarily delaying the downward trend. However, as the water poured in more and more, the front would definitely lose weight immediately. At that time, he It will still fall.
At this time, it is completely possible to tell whether a person is normal or mentally ill.
You don't even know what he did.
After taking the laptop, I opened it and found that there was a wireless network card on it.
Quickly opened the IE browser.
First, he went to Baidu and checked the information, but all of it was nonsense. Finally, in desperation, he posted a request for help on Baidu Zhizhi, which read,
"What should I do if my car falls into the water? Urgent,,,waiting online."
Ten seconds later, a netizen replied.
"Silly B, my car fell into the water. I still have time to go to Baidu. Have you taken any medicine?"
"Recite the Islamic Sutra silently ten times, and the Buddha wishes you to ascend."
"I fell into the river. When I saw Sha Monk, I told him that Wukong and the master were coming soon. If we can't clean up, let's go on the road. We need someone who knows how to drink water right now..."
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Bang.
A tow rope was suddenly attached to the back of the pickup truck, and two strong men immediately jumped into the truck bed, temporarily holding down the descending pickup truck.
There was a Raptor pickup truck behind, with the rear facing Lao Xian's pickup truck, and a tow rope in the middle. He kicked the accelerator with a buzzing sound, shifted into first gear, rolled the tires on the ground, and pulled forward.
"Peng."
The traction rope tightened instantly, and the half-submerged pickup truck was pulled out a little. Lao Xian immediately shouted excitedly: "Turn the wheel to the left, pull from another angle, there is some dirt here."
"Buzz."
The big raptor pulled forward again for more than ten minutes, and finally pulled out the pickup truck alive.
"Bang."
Jin Beibei pulled open the back door and asked speechlessly: "Brother, why did you end up in the river?"
"...Beibei, you almost lost your chance to see me... Damn, the meadows in Myanmar are so deceptive..." Lao Xianzhen said in fright.
"Thank you."
The old ladies were all wet and said to the Raptor driver.
"Haha, you're welcome." The driver is a young man, slightly darker, with a shaved head, wearing sunglasses, and looks quite energetic.
After he finished speaking, he greeted his companions and was about to take off the traction rope and leave. But when the tour guide looked back at the car, he suddenly shouted: "Mr. Zabu."
"Um."
The driver in the car heard someone calling him, stretched out his neck, took a look, was stunned and said: "Chaji."
"...Why are you here?" the tour guide Chaji asked.
"I just came back from Yangon, and by the way I cast a net here to catch some fish." Zabu opened the car door and walked down and said.
"Do you know each other?" Jin Beibei interrupted and asked.
"This is Zabu, the young general of our Yuzhai." Chaji introduced him.
"Young general, Mr. Kun Li's son." Jin Beibei asked in a low voice.
"It's not that... we'll talk about it later," Chaji said vaguely.
"Who are these two?" Zabu glanced at Jin Beibei and Lao Xian and asked Chaji in confusion.
"They are Mr. Kun Li's distinguished guests. They just arrived a few days ago."
Chucky still said vaguely.
Zabu paused and said with a smile: "Hello, my name is Zabu, and you are welcome in Yuzhai."
"Brother, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. If you really die like this, that would be really shameful," the old immortal said, shaking hands with him.
"Why did your car fall into the water?" Zabu asked a little confused.
"...This...uh...it's a long story," Lao Xian awkwardly changed the subject.
"Oh, hehe, I want to go back to Yuzhai, not together." Zabu said.
"Mr. Chen, look." Chaji asked the old immortal tentatively.
"...It's a bad year, go back."
Lao Xian finished speaking without hesitation, then grabbed Jin Beibei and said, "Go, give her a thousand yuan and let her go!"
"I quit." Jin Beibei asked.
"I quit, for fear of drowning." When the old immortal said this, he showed unprecedented simplicity.
"Brother, if your son lies, you will be able to publish a book in your lifetime." Jin Beibei said earnestly, and then took out the money to pay the bill.
Lao Xian didn't dare to ignite the pickup truck for fear of burning the engine, so he could only continue to lead it back with a cloth-covered raptor.
Zabu also had two companions. Lao Xian was sitting in his car, Jin Beibei was responsible for stepping on the brakes of the pickup truck without starting the engine, and controlling the steering wheel. The tour guide was sitting in his car.
Then they rushed towards Yuzhai.
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We walked around for a short day and when we were about to return, we didn't see Lao Xian and the others rushing back, so we called to ask.
"When will you come back?" I asked the old immortal.
"We have all returned to Yuzhai."
"Why are you going back? Didn't we agree to go together?" I was a little confused.
"Uh...it's not interesting, so I'll just come back."
"Fuck, okay, then I'll go for a walk and then go back."
"Hurry up. I'll introduce you to a friend when you come back. This guy is a big guy, and I'm telling you, I'll take it." Lao Xian said excitedly.