The master was driving the boat, and Tang Botu was directing the direction, stroking the shallow water and starting to wander. This was completely a fool's errand, but Tang Botu observed it carefully and said to the master: "You are leaning to the side."
"There's no way to rely on it. The water is too shallow. I'll be in trouble if my boat sinks into it." The master replied angrily. This is Yuzhai's boat. The sailors are all hired. No one wants to be caught in the boat at night. I was fussing over it, so my words were a bit angry.
"I think it's near here. Time was tight at the time. Soton flipped over on the boat. When the boat docked, I felt something was wrong. I pretended to trip and threw the things down. It should be here. Nearby..." Tang Botu said seriously.
"This fucking river bank passes through China, Myanmar, Vietnam, and several countries. The length of the river bank in each basin is almost the same. How can you remember it?" Han Dayan asked a little broken down.
"I feel like this is it. Look, there is a big rock there. I remember seeing it when I got off the boat. Yes, it's right here. Hey, brother, do you know how to swim? Go down and have a look. ." Tang Botu said without any politeness.
"Hey, why are you so big-faced? Xiangnan and I slept in the wilderness together, so I did errands for him. Can you, can you tell me, what is your name? Damn it." Han Dayan didn't give him any face. He cursed and turned around and went into the house.
Tang Botu turned his head and glanced at Zhang Ben. Zhang Ben also looked at him. The two looked at each other for three seconds. Benzi said: "What are you looking at? Are you looking at me? I will open your damn eyes." , set a cactus, do you believe it?"
"Pfft."
Five seconds later, Tang Botu took off his clothes, put on briefs, and plunged into the river. This guy was very good at water, and he disappeared into sleep in an instant.
"This is a fool. The water is so cold at night, so I'm not afraid of twitching his penis." Han Dayan stood on the boat and said speechlessly.
"...People said that the penis is longer than the legs, half a meter long, and half a meter long...it's so unscrupulous." Zhang Ben lit a cigarette and said speechlessly.
"Haha." Han Dayan curled his lips and smiled, then turned around and started chatting with Benzi.
In the blink of an eye, the two of them had smoked half of their cigarettes, and Han Dayan said a little doubtfully: "The water is very good, holy shit, the vital capacity is pretty good."
"Well, their area near the sea may be in trouble."
"Wow."
Just when both of them were admiring Tang Botu, a wave suddenly appeared on the water, and then two feet, which were at least size 46, stretched out.
"Gududu,."
Then sleep began to bubble up.
"Fuck,."
Han Dayan was stunned, stood up and was about to jump down.
"flap,."
The water surface rolled again, and then Tang Botu came up with a splash. The searchlight shone down, and Tang Botu was seen wiping his head, coughing violently, and choked tears streaming down his face.
"...What the hell happened to you?" Han Dayan asked speechlessly.
Tang Botu wiped his head again, and then blood seeped out. If he looked carefully, he saw that there was a piece of glass stuck in the skin of his head, and his hair was full of mud...
"Ahem... Damn it, the water was too shallow, and I got stuck in a mud puddle... My head hit the glass... Look, I got stuck..." Tang Botu grinned in pain. , pull out the glass particles on your head.
"...Fuck, Ben, let's go home. This is such a stupid B. He's a little mentally weak." Han Dayan waved his hand and said.
"Fuck you, please be gentle, don't use yourself as a javelin, okay?" Zhang Ben shouted to Tang Botu while sweating.
"It's okay, just stick it with Bundy later. Just wait, I'm looking for you." Tang Botu wiped his face and continued to drill down.
"Here's a fucking wetsuit... and a waterproof flashlight... just take it."
The master who was driving the boat couldn't stand it anymore, so he threw away the old diving equipment. Tang Botu was like water again. This time he had experience and didn't dive too hard. Just like that, Han Dayan and Zhang Ben were waiting for Tang Botu in an extremely bored manner.
More than an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and the gold bars were not found, but Tang Botu cleaned up at least ten percent of the garbage in the river within a kilometer radius. Finally, Han Dayan became anxious and said that if you don't leave, we will leave. Tang Botu had no choice but to say, You can only take a boat ashore first.
Before returning to Mongla, Tang Botu said he was in a hurry, so he found a place and took a poop.
We had almost finished playing here, but Hui Yuzhai was a little busy that day, so we stayed in the casino. They should be whoring, prostitutes, and prostitutes, and they should be sleeping, but I couldn't do anything but I sent text messages to Ma Xiaoyou for a while.
I don't know when Tang Botu and the others came back, but early the next morning, I saw Zhang Ben and Han Dayan, and I casually asked, "Have you found them?"
"Damn it, I shouldn't have gone, how could I possibly find it?" Han Dayan said while brushing his teeth.
"Forget it, if he didn't find it, he would give up. I gave all the diamonds. You two can just go through it all."
I said casually.
"Hi, morning you guys."
While we were chatting at Han Dayan's door, Tang Botu got dressed and walked over.
"I hit a B on my head, so be honest," I asked with a smile.
"Xiang Nan, come here, I want to tell you something."
"What's going on?" I asked doubtfully.
"You do it."
After Tang Botu finished speaking, he dragged me downstairs. When he got downstairs, he entered the VIP client room. Two beauties bent down and said, "Dear Mr. Tang, what service do you need?"
"Bring me my chips."
Tang Botu nodded politely and said.
I looked at Tang Botu in a daze. After less than three minutes, a gorgeous-looking A4 check book was handed to Tang Botu.
"What do you mean?" I asked with a frown.
"Xiang Nan, I told you clearly, I got the gold bars back." Tang Botu got straight to the point.
"Fuck, you brought it back and found it in the river?" I asked in disbelief.
"How is it possible? I didn't poop in the river at all. When I pooped, I had already retrieved the things, but I hid the rest in other places." Tang Botu shook his head and said.
"..." I squinted my eyes and looked at him again, but said nothing.
"Xiang Nan, you don't believe me, and I don't believe you either. Myanmar is too chaotic. I'm a foreign tramp. My head isn't worth much, but gold bars make people jealous. To put it bluntly, I'll give you the gold bars. You If you choose the same method as Soton to deal with me, I can't help it... right?" Tang Botu lost his cynical attitude and asked me seriously.
I looked at him, put my hands in my hands, and still didn't say anything.
"Casino Lisboa is a global chain with a very good reputation. I have deposited 1.5 million yuan in chips here using gold bars, which can be converted into cash at any time, but there are two conditions. One is the ticket, and the other is that it must be in person. , this one has fingerprint recognition, I requested it on my own initiative. I will give you the check book now as a mortgage, and you will give me 750,000 yuan of goods. This has already satisfied the condition of double your deposit. You give me the goods. I, I will send people out of Myanmar. During this period, you can monitor the whole process. After the goods are gone, I will exchange chips with you. Lisboa will give you some interest. I don’t want any of this money. I will give it all to you. You I'll leave after I get the money, okay?" Tang Botu asked me while holding the ticket book.
"I really underestimated you." I was silent for a long time and said while rubbing my palms.
"I have been in China for almost ten years. When I was most prosperous, I lived in the Hilton for half a year. When I was at my lowest, I was a bit player in front of Beijing Film Academy. To say how smart I am is bragging, but life experience, I may be better than most Chinese people." Tang Botu said seriously.
"hehe."
I immediately smiled bitterly, feeling that sometimes, you really can't look at the same person with the same eyes.
Tang Botu is not only proficient in Chinese culture, but also very cunning. In a sense, he deceived me, but this is understandable. He contacted me in order to protect himself, not to mention that the diamond he promised me was also cashed. Since then, these axes have been wielded in a very orderly manner.
Moreover, I suddenly discovered a shining point in him that ordinary people do not have, that is, Tang Botu has the ability to make friends with you quickly. Take me as an example, I was completely opposite to him before. , but after a short period of contact, I suddenly found that I had become friends with him in a daze. I thought about the reasons carefully, but I couldn't figure out why.
Only now do I understand why Tang Botu patted his chest and said that he could deliver goods. Now it seems that he is really not bragging, and he may really have this ability.
I thought about it for a long time, then sat on the sofa and said, "You really want to do this with me."
"You have a first-hand source of goods, and I have a soil suitable for the rapid development of supply. It can be done with a few short-term efforts." Tang Botu said quickly.
"A few short-term jobs." I frowned and repeated.
"...I don't think drugs will last long, because they are not something that people like. It is enough for primitive accumulation, but if it is used as the main business, I think it is a bit of a fool's errand. Once you have money, "What can't you do?" Tang Botu thought for a moment and said.
"That makes sense." I nodded.
"The area where we are now is very good. You see, you are Chinese, and I think you will definitely want to go back, so tossing around in Myanmar will not have much impact on you, because you are selling to me, and I am going back." Africa, but I'm not planning to go back to Africa to settle down, so it won't have any impact... I'll get some goods first and run around to see if it works. If it works, I'll buy a handful of them every once in a while, and I'll stop when I've almost made enough money. It’s not a big problem.” Tang Botu said again.
"……."
I thought carefully about Tang Botu's words, and then made a mental calculation. I really felt that it was time for me to make money. It would be too boring to go to Myanmar and not have a lot of money in my pocket...
But where do the goods come from? I'm just looking at the place now...