I originally had something to do in the afternoon, but I was dragged by Lao Xiansheng to be an on-site observer for the "accidental encounter".
Yes, Lao Xian is very smart and knows how to draw inferences from one instance to another. As soon as I mentioned it, his mind instantly opened up. If Cheng Junyi is to be asked, oh, Cheng Junyi is Jin Beibei's cousin, if she is to be asked to tell Lao Xian To have a deep memory, it must be an accidental encounter, so that there is a suddenness, and there is a bloody plot of "looking back five hundred times in the past life, in exchange for no pain or loss in this life."
At three o'clock in the afternoon, in front of the Pizza Hut restaurant.
Cheng Junyi has arrived, with round black sunglasses stuck on her snow-white face, looking slightly playful, and with an international high-end style. To say that this girl is young, it makes sense how she dresses. She wears ordinary slim jeans, cartoon-like Wearing a tight-fitting T-shirt, with light red hair tied up in a bun, and holding a cup of milk tea in his hand, he stood there casually, very sunny and lovable.
"How's the long drip, is it exciting?"
Lao Xian asked me while sitting in the Lexus. He is a very superficial person and he just went home to pick up the car.
"It looks good...it looks good. The most important thing is that she is wearing shoes." I nodded repeatedly.
"You have a fetish now, and everyone in the country knows about it," the old immortal joked.
"Well, I've become a pervert."
I immediately agreed.
"You get out of the car and I'll come over."
"Why did I get off the car?"
"There is no role for you in the script of Encounter, so you just have to watch my performance." Lao Xian waved his hands impatiently.
"Hold,."
I cursed, pushed the door open and got out of the car.
Immediately, Laoxian drove forward. As soon as I got off the road, Jin Beibei bought a pack of cigarettes and appeared next to me.
"Damn it, if you go back to society and pick up a cousin, I...fuck, it's becoming more and more impossible to do this job." Jin Beibei said a little depressed.
"...don't you do it voluntarily?"
"I volunteered to do it. Brother Xian saw the photo of me chatting with my cousin on the Internet in City of Dreams, and I got hard..." Jin Beibei rolled her eyes.
"Are you trying to rob a civilian girl?" I asked with my mouth wide open.
"Stop talking, talking too much will lead to tears...smoking, smoking."
"I've told you a hundred and eighty times not to play with him, but you just won't listen. Damn it." I lowered my head and lit a cigarette.
"Stop talking, stop talking."
Just like that, Jin Beibei and I stood in the distance and looked towards the entrance of Pizza Hut. The old man drove his Lexus and walked forward. He and I were both curious as to how this old man planned this chance encounter and managed to do it with Cheng Jun. It leaves an indelible impression on the body and mind.
I fantasized about countless ways in my mind, but then combined with Cheng Laoxian's appearance, I found that the possibility of leaving a deep impression was almost zero.
inside the car.
"...Mom has a B. How can I be so impressive?"
Lao Xian was also very angry and sat in the car, muttering in a low voice. The car was driving a bit because he was using his brain too much.
Cheng Junyi stood there and waited for a long time, frowning, muttering and taking out the phone, looking around to call Jin Beibei.
"How to deal with it? Go directly to borrow a phone, then take it and run away. This is really impressive, but strictly speaking, this is a fucking crime. You can't commit the crime of robbery after spending three years in jail."
The old immortal chirped, chirping, still talking to himself.
"What is he doing?"
I saw that Laoxian's car had started to take the S-shaped route, and he said a little puzzled.
"Car accident." Jin Beibei suddenly said with eyes wide open.
"Fuck." I immediately slapped my thigh and cursed in shock.
"Didi didi."
At this moment, a rapid horn sounded from ahead.
"Hey, I have it."
Sitting in the car, Lao Xian's eyes suddenly lit up and he thought of a way. At the same time, he heard the sound of the horn in front of him. When he looked up, in the parking space in front, a Porsche Cayenne was opening sideways.
"Wow."
The old fairy had quick eyes and quick hands. He was afraid of collision, so he steered hard to the left, causing the tire to press against the curb in an instant.
"Wow,."
The stagnant water in the small puddles on the roadside splashed out like splashed ink.
"ah,."
Cheng Junyi, who was on the roadside, suddenly let out a scream, her delicate body froze, and her waist was immediately covered with mud. Her feet were still stained with blackened mineral water bottle caps. When she lowered her head and looked down, she was stunned.
"The opportunity came, and I was very impressed."
The old immortal rolled down the window and cleared his throat: "Cough cough cough...!"
"I wonder how you... can drive a car..."
"Pooh,."
"Whoosh."
A mouthful of yellow phlegm seemed to be vomiting towards the trash can, but it wheezed on Cheng Junyi's shoulder.
"...spit...spit...spit,."
I was smoking and it was already messy in the wind.
"Mom, it's windy... it's off to the side..." the old immortal said blankly.
"...You are so talented,,,,you are going to die..."
Cheng Junyi ran away immediately, clenched his fists, blushed and cursed.
"Sister... I vomited in the wrong direction... I want to vomit into the trash can. After that, you can borrow some paper to wipe your mouth. Who knew the wind would blow..." Lao Xian explained with a pale face while sitting in the car.
"Hey, aren't you Beibei's friend? You..."
"Snapped."
When the old immortal heard this, he immediately turned his head, waved his hand and said, "You have recognized the wrong person."
After saying that, he put the gear into gear, stepped on the accelerator and sped away. Cheng Junyi shouted from behind: "Stop, please."
"Mom. Damn. I didn't check the weather forecast when I went out. It's windy today."
The old immortal drove the car and ran with a look of regret on his face.
"...Beibei, your cousin is so miserable, her face is turning green..."
"My son is lying. My cousin just can't get married. I don't even have to introduce him to her anymore... spitting... holy shit, does he have tuberculosis?"
Jin Beibei felt cold all over, but she didn't dare to think about it.
…
From here on, Cheng Junyi will not forget Lao Xian for at least two years, because the first thing she does when she comes home every day is to take a shower, and she will also ask: "Mom, do you smell anything on my shoulder?" The smell..."
From here on, Lao Xian started to commit crimes like crazy. He drove all day long to wait at the door of Cheng Junyi's workplace. Of course, he didn't spit. Instead, he embezzled public funds to buy roses. Rain or shine.
A love begins with spitting. It is really not easy for someone like Lao Xian to find someone he loves deeply.
Originally, I should be very happy as a friend, but I didn't expect that things are far from that simple. The new story starts with spitting, well, it starts from here.
…
Half a month later, the land in Haiyang changed owners and the surname changed.
Recruitment notices for lobby managers, financial managers, business managers, etc. were posted at the door, and just today someone announced the recruitment.
In the recruitment room, Zhang Ben took a sip of tea and shouted: "The next one."
"Bang."
When the door was pushed open, Zhang Ben looked up and was stunned.