There are two rooms in An An's house. One room is for Xiaoxiao's sister and the other is for An An. After wrapping the bandage, I asked An An: "I said, if you don't want to sleep with me, then I will live there."
Where?"
"It's the sofa!" An An said casually while packing away the trash.
"What will happen when the old immortal comes back soon?!" I asked puzzledly.
"What do you mean? Does he live here too?" An An was stunned for a moment, turned to me and asked.
"Originally he wouldn't live here, but now you bombard him and he won't even take him away!" I replied speechlessly.
"Sweat! He's buried here. I guess I can't even talk to him with a smile. For a woman to see a man, she must first have an eye for him!" An An shook her head and said, packed up the garbage, and threw it outside the door.
"Then you think Xiaoxiaokan has a good eye for the old immortal?" I asked.
"Daddy with eyes!" An An replied succinctly. She had always been opposed to the old fairy's appearance.
"Come, come here, let's hug each other, talk and knock!" I hooked my hands in a mean way.
"Hurrah!!"
An An readily agreed, walked over gracefully, and instantly put her face close to mine. The tip of her strong nose touched my face. I smelled the faint fragrance of her body and suddenly became excited. Is she going to kiss me?
?
"What are we talking about?" she asked.
"I think it would be better to make a little person right now!" As I spoke, I hugged her.
But just when I was about to move her upstairs, a square sanitary napkin with Sophie's Night Use written on it suddenly appeared in front of An An and I.
"You are still so easy to misunderstand!"
An An said lightly.
"Mother An, the cannon is already in place. If you don't fire it, it will explode!" I screamed sadly.
"Good night! My Brother Nan from Causeway Bay!" An An pinched my cheek out of habit, then waved his arms and turned to leave.
"Mother An, you are not a pervert!"
"Remember to drink water!"
An An didn't even turn around, closed the door with a bang and walked directly back to the room.
Tired, I lay on the sofa, thinking about what would happen when I earned thirty thousand yuan by the end of the year, grinning, baring my big teeth, and was about to fall asleep.
"Bang!"
The door rang, and Lao Xian and Xiaoxiao came back.
"You think your sister hasn't come back yet?" Lao Xian asked.
"I don't know!" Xiaoxiao replied with a frown.
"Do you think she will come back tonight?"
"What does it have to do with you? Can you please stop asking?"
"Do you think she has made an appearance?" Lao Xian blurted out.
"Boom!"
Xiaoxiao turned around and kicked her, clenched her fists and cursed: "You will disappear in front of my eyes immediately!!"
The moment she finished speaking, she turned around and returned to her room. Lao Xian stood at the door and was stunned for a long time. He scratched his head that was covered with mesh cloth and said confusedly: "Did I say something wrong?"
"!"
I immediately woke up for a while, but I didn't open my eyes and continued to pretend to be asleep and snore.
Ten minutes later, Lao Xian was lying on another sofa, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and then asked me: "Nan Nan, are you pretty and pretty?"
"!" I continued to pretend to be asleep.
"What do you think are the chances of me chasing her?" Lao Xian continued to ask shamelessly.
"Nannan, don't pretend, I know you're not asleep!"
"Nan Nan, how much do you think is appropriate for me to steal from my dad?"
"Nan Nan, do you think I'm not that ugly?"
"Nannan, if you go to South Korea for plastic surgery, how much will it cost?"
"I feel like if I had double eyelids, I would be very beautiful!"
"I fucking think you'd be more beautiful if you drank some dichlorvos!!" I said angrily, and I couldn't sleep at all.
"I knew you weren't sleeping!" Lao Xian suddenly became excited.
"If you want to do more ink, we'll break up!" I said seriously.
"Okay, then I won't say anything!"
Ten minutes later.
"Nan Nan, does plastic surgery hurt?"
"Poof!"
I jumped up instantly in the darkness, glanced at Lao Xian coldly, took the quilt and pillow, and without saying anything, I first observed the terrain, then found that the bathroom was too small, and finally gritted my teeth and rushed to the balcony, locking the door directly.
die.
"Hoo ho ho!"
Outside the open-air balcony, there was a gusty wind and light rain. I regretted it a little, but thinking of Lao Xian's broken car, I immediately lay down on the rocking chair, shivering from the cold, and covered myself with a quilt.
"Nannan, if South Korea is too expensive to go to, what do you think Eurasian Men's Clinic can do?!" The old man stood on a stool outside the door, his head sticking out from the air vent on the transparent glass door of the balcony, and continued to ask.
I looked at this man in amazement. He said with grief and anger, "Brother! I've already fucked you on the balcony, what else do you want? Force me to jump off the building? Are you going to the Eurasian Men's Clinic to fuck your grandma B and circumcise her?"
"I wonder if his advertisement says all surgeries are painless? The knife technique could be a little more delicate!"
I immediately knelt down
Early the next morning, at the restaurant table.
"Nan Nan, why are you so red as if you've been cupped?" An An, wearing a small floral apron, asked me while ladling porridge.
"The air quality in our city is good, but last night I saw an army of mosquitoes practicing on your balcony!" My whole body hurt and itched, and I didn't dare to scratch it.
"What are you doing on the balcony?" An An was even more confused.
"Cool down, can you cool down?" I said angrily.
"Young people have personality!" An An nodded blankly.
"Smile, eat a steamed bun, thin crust and big stuffing!" said the old immortal.
"I don't like steamed buns, thank you!"
"Then have an egg!"
"Thank you, I'll take it myself!" Xiaoxiao said tactfully with a stiff smile on her pretty face.
"I'll peel it for you!"
"Can you use your two-centimeter-long black fingertips to clasp the egg? They're all broken!" Xiaoxiao collapsed completely.
"Ha ha!"
An An smiled and the flower branches trembled.
After dinner in the morning, Xiaoxiao wanted to go out and submit her resume. Lao Xian would definitely accompany her, but An An said she had something to do, so she simply packed up and walked out.
I looked at my watch and thought about going to the hospital to check the water supply. After washing up, I put on new clothes and ran downstairs. As soon as I got downstairs, I suddenly saw An An walking into the CCB next to the community.
I was stunned for a moment, then driven by curiosity, I followed him.
The entrance of China Construction Bank.
"Brother Tao, long time no see. When are you coming to Haiyang to compliment me?" An An was wearing a toad mirror and couldn't see the expression on her face clearly. She was queuing up and talking on the phone.
"Is the ocean safe?" Lu Tao asked in a daze before he woke up.
"What you asked makes me really sad!" An An continued to argue.
"Is something wrong?"
"Why can't I call you if nothing happens?" An An asked.
"It's okay. You didn't call me at this time. Just tell me what happened!" Lu Tao asked bluntly.
"You must know! Hehe!" An An smiled.
"The battle in the ocean yesterday was because of you, right?" Lu Tao asked.
"right!"
"You're a girl, I won't cause trouble for you!" Lu Tao explained, thinking that An An was afraid of causing trouble himself.
"Brother Tao, that's not what I'm talking about!"
After An An finished speaking, there was silence on the phone for a while, and Lu Tao asked again: "For that and what Xiang Nan?"
"Brother Tao, he is definitely not comparable to you. When he reaches your status, he will be the same as him. I heard that you want him to pay some money, right?" An An asked, biting her red lips.
"Well, it's worth one hundred thousand yuan!" Lu Tao admitted.
"Can it be less?" An An paused and asked.
"Haha, are you going to tell me that you are in love? It's over, I'm so sad!" Lu Tao said with a laugh.
"Don't tease me, Brother Tao, he doesn't have much money. I have prepared 60,000 yuan. Do you think this matter can be resolved?" An An asked with a smile.
"!"
Lu Tao was silent for a while, and after thinking for a long time, he said directly: "A man will definitely not be able to bear a word from An An. I'm in Swan 1109, come and find me, and let's talk about this!"
"Okay, I'll lead you south!" An An agreed.
"Haha, if you bring him here, how can we talk about this?" Lu Tao smiled ambiguously.
"What does Brother Tao mean?" An An asked with a frown.
"If you give me less than 40,000 yuan, there must be a reason why you are worth 40,000 yuan! In my eyes, you are worth 40,000 yuan. Do you understand?" Lu Tao said slowly.
"Brother Tao, I'll go there in the afternoon, smash the pot and sell the iron, and I'll give you one hundred thousand! As for the thing you mentioned, let's cultivate the relationship first, haha!" An An said with a smile.
"You are very cunning!!"
"I knew that Brother Tao wouldn't bully a girl like me! Your reputation in the nightclub circle is about the same as that of Tang Bohu in Jiangnan!" An An said while holding her hand.
"You are really good at chatting. It's okay. Brother Tao is patient and has no shortage of girls. To give you face, I'll ask one of my brothers to go to your place tonight!" Lu Tao said quite gracefully.
"Thank you very much, Brother Tao!"
"You're welcome! If I want to create a place in the future, I have to ask Sister An to help me warm it up!" Lu Tao said tactfully.
"Don't worry, Brother Tao! If you really want to have a nightclub, you won't dare to mention more than 20 girls, it's still no problem!" An An breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Lu Tao's words.
"Chat back!"
"You rest!"
As the two of them hung up the phone, An An looked up and saw that her number was in line. She was thinking about who would borrow 40,000 yuan and walked towards the window to withdraw money.
"Snapped!"
At this moment, a big hand grabbed An An from behind.
"Um?"
An An turned around in confusion and saw me standing in front of her with an expressionless face.
"Why are you here?" An An asked me in surprise.
"Lu Tao, do you want you to sleep with him?" I asked with a sullen face.
"Maybe it was just a joke, and I didn't agree!" An An said after being stunned for a long time.
"Where is he!?" I asked coldly.
"What do you want to do?"
"I'm fucking asking you where he is!!?" I suddenly roared.
"Nan Nan, this matter can be solved through other methods!" An An's tone was a little anxious.
"I ask again, where is he!" I stared at him and asked word by word.