Xiaogang went to organize people to kill him. Let’s not talk about it for now. Let’s talk about Lao Xian and Tan Zhongzhu first.
Since this hotel maintains the style of a northeastern farmhouse, there is almost no decoration. Except for the cleaner courtyard, it is no different from a rural bungalow.
There are private rooms and bathrooms upstairs in this place, but Tan Zhongzhu and the others were dining in the courtyard, which was relatively close to the outside latrines. In addition, the two of them were arm-in-arm and had to chat, so they went to the horizontal public toilets next to the courtyard wall. .
Some of my friends may live in urban areas and have never seen a real open-top public toilet in rural areas. If I had to give a rough description, I can sum it up in one word, "Maitai"...
The roof of the shed is wrapped with iron sheets, and several pits are blocked by cement walls. The intervals are about one and a half meters. There is no urinal inside, it is just a pit. Regardless of whether it is for peeing or defecating, it is used for everything.
This cesspit is usually about two and a half meters deep. It is usually behind the toilet, separated by a wall, and then covered with wooden boards and lime tiles. It has to be dug out almost once a year, so it smells very bad.
And the turning point of the story is in this fucking toilet.
The two of them walked into the toilet drunkenly. After chatting for a few words, they had put aside the unpleasantness they had just had with Xiaogang.
"I'm telling you Xian'er, I know that when I got married to Xiaohan, many people called me a bastard behind my back. I admit that Xiaohan was a bit of a bastard in the past few years, but since I got together, I really Changed, and besides, this JB girl, you look quite chaste now, as if if you let someone else do it, you will jump off the building and die immediately. In fact, it’s all fucking bullshit. Let’s be honest. , you know this girl, know her now, can you understand her past, whether she was a happy person before, who the hell knows,, I really love her, and she can help a lot with the business I am doing now. , that’s enough. In this era where hymens are repaired over and over again, in fact, we are with everyone for the rest of our lives. If we keep thinking about the past, no one will be able to live." Tan Zhongzhu really drank too much and hugged the old fairy. neck and started talking non-stop.
"Fuck, you're already married, why are you talking about this? If you think it's good, then that's fine." Lao Xian unbuttoned his pants, walked around two puddles of dried shit, and stood there to urinate.
"Yes, let's not talk about it. Who knows who's cheating anyway? That's the end of it." Tan Zhongzhu took a big breath and finished speaking calmly, and then he was about to unbutton his pants and pee.
"...Shit, I drank too much in the restaurant and my stomach is bad." Lao Xiang was about to put on his pants when he suddenly said something.
"What's wrong?" Tan Zhongzhu asked.
"There is bubble shit, it came without any warning." The old immortal said with a poetic touch.
"...That's it."
"Do you have paper?"
"You're just talking nonsense. I'm getting married today. Why are you carrying paper in your pocket?"
Tan Zhongzhu replied in a daze.
"No, it's leaking. Give me some paper and I'll pull it out." The old fairy took off his pants and squatted directly on the pit.
"Pants."
As soon as he finished speaking, a dull sound suddenly appeared on the old immortal's buttocks.
"Aren't you... so urgent?" Tan Zhongzhu drank so hard that he stretched his head in confusion and asked, "Have you taken off your pants?"
"……."
Lao Xian's face suddenly turned red, and he pushed Tan Zhongzhu with some embarrassment and said, "Fuck, why are you so close to me? Why do you want to have two more sex with me?"
"...No, I'm afraid you didn't take off your pants." Tan Zhongzhu was definitely stunned, and he was a little shaken standing in front of the old immortal.
"... Take it off, go get the paper quickly."
"Okay, then you can pull it."
Tan Zhongzhu nodded vaguely, then supported the wall and walked out.
Lao Xian squatted in the pit and continued to send text messages to Cheng Junyi while going to the toilet. After waiting for five or six minutes, his buttocks were almost dried by the wind, and then he heard the sound of footsteps.
"Brother, hurry up." Lao Xian shouted.
"Where are you?" Tan Zhongzhu's voice sounded.
"I'm still fucking here, where can I go?" The old immortal was speechless.
"No, why can't I see you?"
Tan Zhongzhu reached out and pulled at his eyes, and said with a stiff tongue.
The old immortal listened carefully and realized that the voice came from behind the toilet. He was so upset that he gritted his teeth and said, "You're in the wrong place. What are you going to do after you go to the JB room? Bring me the paper. Damn it, my ass is all wet." It’s dry.”
"No, I'm right here..."
"You're on the wrong track," the old immortal roared.
"Bang, bang, bang,"
Two consecutive sounds reached the old fairy's ears instantly.
"Ouch."
Then a scream came.
"Holy shit, what happened?" The old immortal was confused.
"Gululu."
There was a sound of bubbles under the toilet.
"Oh, my, your, mother, Zhuzhu, why did you end up in the pit?" Lao Xian reacted instantly, without wiping his buttocks, he pulled up his pants and jumped up. Although he was a little confused, But before he was completely drunk, he took the phone and ran to the back of the room.
"tread……."
The old fairy ran to the back of the house in a few steps, looked down and saw that the asbestos tiles covering the cesspit had been trampled to pieces. He then shined the light of the phone and saw a person's head scratching messily on the smelly excrement. Disappear.
"It's over."
The old immortal sobered up in an instant, without any trace of laughter. He grabbed the big ladle that was used to scoop out excrement next to him, reached directly into the cesspool, stirred it up vigorously, and shouted: "Come on, damn it, Tan Zhongzhu is dropping excrement." .It’s in a pit and it’s all bubbling up.”
After shouting three or four times in a row, a group of people came swarming over.
"What's wrong?"
"what happened."
"Fuck, who fell into the trap?"
Everyone asked in a hurry.
"Well, I took a fucking shit and asked Zhuzhu to get me some paper. Who knew that when he came back, he went to the wrong place and went to the pit by himself."
The old immortal was so anxious that his head was covered with sweat and he gritted his teeth and said.
Everyone was stunned at the same time.
"Pfft."
Just when everyone knew the whole story and was hesitating and at a loss, Xiaohan, who was wearing a white wedding dress, today's bride, and what everyone was talking about, jumped directly into the manure pit without any hesitation.
"Thunderbolt."
Although Xiaohan was not short in stature, he had a lot of inertia when he jumped down, and his head was almost covered with excrement immediately. The old fairy held the dung spoon and shouted: "Hold on."
"Get the flashlight, hurry up."
"waiter."
Everyone started shouting. Xiaohan below was stunned for a moment and stretched out his hand to grab Tan Zhongzhu who was in the pit. The toilet was crowded and quite noisy. Lao Xian and Bai Tao bent down and reached out to grab Tan Zhongzhu's stiff arm. Less than ten centimeters away, it plunged into the feces and forcefully pulled the two of them up.
Ten minutes later, the two were pulled up, but Tan Zhongzhu was no longer breathing. He was pulled by his own car and rushed to the hospital.