Tan Zhongshu was obviously prepared to come today. He made a phone call and two girls came. Not only did they want to corrupt him financially, but they also wanted to conquer him physically. Lao Xian and I both have wives, and Even a young man is not good at this. He wanted to leave as soon as he started, but Tan Zhongshu held him tightly and forced him to continue drinking.
In desperation, the drinking party continued.
I gritted my teeth and drank, and started talking to the girl sitting next to me. Because I drank too much, I remembered that her name was Li Meng. She seemed to be a college student, and her internship unit was a local company. Anyway, I didn’t listen much. Pass.
The two girls were quite cheerful. Although they spoke a little wildly, they were not vulgar and looked cute and generous. Don't tell me, for a moment, I was really confused.
After another forty minutes, Lao Xian said he went to the toilet and didn't even say hello to me. Then he disappeared and never came back.
He was really afraid that Cheng Junyi would chop him, so in order to prevent his weak will from failing, he had no choice but to run away.
And he ran away, so I couldn't leave. At the end of the dinner, when everyone was walking out, Li Meng naturally took my arm, and Tan Zhongshu on the other side also supported me and said in my ear: "Brother Shu, There are three things that are not worth playing with, the house, the car, and the woman!! Don’t worry, Brother B will never send it to you. If you don’t believe it, lie there and smell it at night, it will definitely taste bad.”
"What did you say?" I was already confused.
"I said let you smell it, fuck."
"Oh la."
Just like that, Tan Zhongshu sent the other girl away, then took me and my sex partner, and went to Huaqi to check out a room.
"Is it acceptable?" Tan Zhongshu asked in a low voice, looking at the girl.
"She looks okay." The girl nodded and made an OK gesture.
"Sa Younala." Tan Zhongshu waved his hand and left directly.
"Bang."
The girl and I pushed open the door and entered the house, and immediately with a bang, I threw myself on the bed.
"I'm going to take a shower." The girl said gracefully, taking off her boots, standing barefoot on the ground, and tying her hair up casually.
"……."
I rubbed my head, turned over with great effort, squinted at the girl and asked, "Why are your eyes so big?"
"Snapped."
The girl grabbed my crotch and asked with a smile, "How big is it?"
"Fuck, don't touch it blindly. Come out and flick it on your face. It's so good." I reached out and pushed her little hand away.
"Damn it, I saved up money for two years and went to South Korea to get my attention." The girl took advantage of the situation and sat cross-legged on the bed.
"I did it." I was stunned for a moment.
"yes."
"Where's the nose?" I asked curiously.
"It's surgery."
"Where's the chin?"
"Hey, aren't you bothered? You have to touch your bones after some sleep, and you've also had an operation. How's it going? Does it look good? It's sharp." The girl blinked her eyes, lowered her head and asked me.
As soon as I heard this, I sat up immediately, crossed my legs, looked at the girl up and down, and then my eyes stopped at her...under her belly, and then pointed there weakly and asked: "You... ...It wouldn’t be possible to cut it with a fucking knife.”
"Go away, why do you act like a dead old man in his fifties?" Li Meng immediately reached out and hit me, then put on disposable slippers and prepared to get out of bed and take a shower.
I lowered my head and glanced at my watch. I felt that Tan Zhongshu should have left at this time, so I took out two thousand yuan from my wallet and threw it on the bed. Then I sighed tiredly and said, "You can go to bed after washing. I'll go back." Already."
"Monk," Li Meng was stunned for a long time and asked me puzzledly.
"...I don't like to have sex without emotional foreshadowing." I said very confidently.
"Come on, brother, come here, let's spend five minutes laying the groundwork." Li Meng put his hands on his hips and said teasingly.
"Stop making trouble, I have a wife." I said again.
"You can really pretend..."kou"." Li Meng said in a long voice.
"Haha." I smiled and walked out the door.
"Dashu gave it to me." Li Meng pointed at the money on the bed and said.
"What's mine is mine, just take it and continue to use the knife on your body." I waved my hand without looking back and walked out of the room.
After I left, Li Meng didn't take a shower. He got on the bed and sent a text message to Dashu, which read: "He's gone."
"Well, then you should go home early." Dashu replied quickly.
…
I went down from the elevator to the first floor, first called Jin Beibei and asked him to pick me up, and then I talked to Pete Lee.
"What's wrong, my brother Dinan?" Peter Li asked with bared teeth.
"Eldest nephew, do you miss me?"
"You called me in the middle of the night to take advantage of me. Are you cheap?"
"Let me tell you something, someone came to me and wanted to build a piece of land in the countryside. This is a combination of money and sex. Bribery. It makes me feel embarrassed. How about it, Prince Jiangbei, please help me. Come on," I said, holding Pete Lee in my hands.
"What is he going to do?" Peter Lee asked bluntly.
"What kind of sables to raise? I didn't ask for details. I just need to find a place and rent or buy it." I said quickly.
"How much money do you want?" Pete Lee paused and asked.
"I haven't said it yet, but if you really have it, how much will it cost?" I said casually.
"Okay, I remember it." Pete Lee replied.
"Okay, let's do this for now. I'm fucking sleepy. Go home and go to bed." After saying that, I hung up the phone without waiting for Pete Lee to reply, because his next sentence would definitely be about my ink-stained words. A million-dollar loan, but I don’t seem to have even two thousand in my pocket now, so I can’t have a pleasant conversation at all.
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The other end.
After Tongtong grabbed three grams of ice, he was careful at home and drank it slowly in two days. After holding it in for a day, he licked his lips and sat in front of the computer again.
Then a voice sounded in my head again.
It was fine the first time, and it will definitely be fine the second time, but this is definitely the last time, whoever smokes again will have his breasts rotten, for sure.
Thinking of this, he turned on the computer with red eyes, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. He opened QQ again, glanced at his friends, and when he was thinking about which unlucky guy to attack this time, he suddenly noticed the QQ space. Someone Send photos.
There are only three characters on it.
New goods to.
Below is a picture of a big wolf dog wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.
Tongtong hesitated for a moment, then logged into the space of the person who posted the information, recalled the password, and then logged in.
This person is really weird sometimes. Just like Tongtong is doing this, I guess he has forgotten the names of his grandparents, but he can remember quite complex passwords.
After logging into the space, he used another password to open the person's photo album. He looked at it with dazzling eyes for a long time and said with a smile: "Fuck, they are all good stuff."
"Are you there?"
After finishing speaking, Tongtong typed the word "Are you there" in the dialog box with a messy one-finger Zen? He learned computers just to buy goods, so he didn't have much vocabulary.
P.S.: There will be an update on Sunday, so you can look forward to it. In addition, it’s the end of the month, so I’m calling for monthly tickets. I’m currently fifth, and I promised to be in the top three of the monthly ticket list. Do you still remember, I haven’t forgotten it anyway, and I’ve been holding on to it. Are you saving manuscripts?