Since An An went to my place, it was definitely inconvenient for me to go back tonight, and Tong Bandit and Hu Ke were doing things so they didn't have to worry about it, so I washed up and fell asleep directly.
Early the next morning.
I woke up in a daze, sat on the edge of the bed and took a sip of water. I habitually picked up my phone and glanced at it twice. I saw a lot of unread text messages in it, including one from the child bandit, which read: "An .”
When I saw this word, I grinned, thought for a moment, and dialed Zhang Ben's cell phone.
"Where is it?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.
"...In Dongfeng, Brother Tao is here." Zhang Ben replied.
"Fuck, what are you doing there?"
"...Don't you let us hide?" Zhang Ben said matter-of-factly.
"Hiding so far away,."
I said something in admiration, and then replied: "You guys should come back when you have time, don't contact others, let's study the matter of Xiaobo."
"Brother, I fucked Yuanyang last night."
Zhang Ben asked.
"Haha, what are you doing, what instructions do you have, Brother Ben."
I asked teasingly.
"Brother, you know, after we heard this, Zai Zai was all wet... He said, I admire you very much. If he were a woman, he would agree to your little leather whip and light foreign wax, haha."
Zhang Ben said with a smile.
"...You ask him to clean his mouth before he comes back."
I accept this kind of affection every day and have gradually gotten used to it, so I replied casually.
"Brother, do you know what the most painful thing in life is."
He Zaizai grabbed Zhang Ben's phone and shouted.
"What?" I asked instinctively.
"Yes, your panties are off, but I didn't untie them..." He Zaizai shouted at me.
"Ha ha."
The person on the other end of the phone burst into laughter.
"...Oh shit."
When I heard this, I immediately slapped my head, and then said: "Okay, you win, brother."
…
The other end.
Yuanyang has completed the operation and had a quarter of his liver removed.
This is the method of child gangsters. If they ask you to cut your liver, they will never let you cut your waist.
In the ward, Yuanyang has not yet woken up, but Xiaoer and Xue Yu have already arrived, including Tangtang.
"You think this isn't a missing wire in his head? Can anyone tell me what he did?"
Tangtang frowned and asked in a low voice, spreading his hands.
Xiaoer lowered his head and made no sound.
"...People are like this, so stop complaining."
Xue Yu looked at Tangtang and interjected.
"What's the point of blaming him?,,,I'm telling you, it's okay to lose, but you have to know why you lost, understand." Tang Tang nodded Xue Yu's shoulder and said.
This time Xue Yu said nothing.
"Take good care of your illness."
Tangtang looked at Xiaoer and said something, then turned and left.
"You said, what's the use of letting him come? He said a few sarcastic words and left directly. It's okay to lose the whole thing, but you have to know why he lost. Damn it, Yuanyang I asked someone to cut off a quarter of the liver. After that, I have to organize two people to hold a meeting to find out why it failed. Isn’t this nonsense?"
Xue Yu watched Tang Tang leave, then started mumbling with foam on the corners of his mouth.
"I fucking noticed why you are becoming more and more garrulous. Can you stop nagging and do something serious?"
Xiao'er listened to his ink marks for more than ten minutes, feeling quite agitated. She replied with a cold expression on her face, then lowered her head and walked out of the ward.
"What is business? What do you want me to do?"
Xue Yu pulled his neck and shouted.
"If you have nothing to do, you will die."
Xiao Er replied without even turning his head.
"Damn B. Even if your liver is gone, you have the courage to live. Why should you let me die?"
Xue Yu muttered again, then sat next to the hospital bed, blinked his eyes, scanned the ocean for a long time and said: "Brother, it turns out that you are still more impulsive than me..."
…
The other end.
After Xiaoer left this hospital, he went to another hospital. He had been having a rough time the past two days and ran away to the hospital.
More than an hour later.
"Bang."
Xiaoer carried something and pushed open the door of Xiaobo's ward.
"Brother Er, here we come."
Xiaobo suffered a large area of burn on his left arm and did not dare to put a bandage on it. After disinfection in the morning, his arm was inserted into a ventilated and dry medical device.
"How does it feel?"
Xiaoer asked.
"Haha, what can I do? It just hurts."
Xiaobo's suffering was much more uncomfortable than that of Yuanyang. It would be extremely painful for a normal person to get a big blister on his body, not to mention that his left arm was almost completely burned.
"...How about I talk to the doctor and ask him to add some diazepam for you?"
Xiaoer put down his things and sat on the chair and asked.
"Brother Er, my arm is just like this. I managed to hold on when it was burning. Now that the fire is out, can I still complain that it hurts? If you really want to help me, just be honest." .”
Xiaobo said very realistically.
"Just follow what I say. Brother Er won't treat you badly. At least I guarantee you that you can live without your left arm in the next life. I have thought about it. When you recover from your injury, you will come to work at GaGa as an internal security guard." Head, I will give you 10,000 yuan a month." Xiaoer crossed his legs and said very seriously.
"Haha, thank you then."
A smile appeared on Xiaobo's pale face, he nodded repeatedly and said.
"It's all okay."
Xiaoer lit a cigarette and continued: "I have arranged an exclusive TV interview for you this afternoon. You know what to say, right?"
"That must be done, haha." Xiaobo nodded vigorously, then thought for a moment and asked: "Brother Er, if I do this, I won't make Xiang Nan jump over the wall, right?"
"Haha, at this time, if anything happens to anyone, even Xiang Nan will not want anything to happen to you." Xiao'er smiled and shook his head and replied.
Xiaobo thought for a moment, nodded, and said nothing.
…
golden ocean.
I waited until noon when Zhang Ben, He Zaizai, and the eldest prince came back sneakily.
The four of us sat down next to each other on the open balcony, drinking tea and chatting.
"Xiao'er is holding the card of arson in his hand now, and the energy of this card has not been exhausted. Next, he will definitely take advantage of this trend to continue to speculate. He must find a way to deal with this matter. It’s solved.” I said quickly, dragging my chin.
"What can we do?" He Zaizai asked with a sigh of relief.
"The trouble you caused, you think of a way. If you can't think of a way, just go inside and squat."
I thought for a moment, flicked the invisible dust on my pants with my fingers, and said simply.
After the three of them heard this, they were immediately stunned.
"Brother, if you want me to squat down, you can just say so. Do you think I can think of a way with my brain? To tell you the truth, I am not very good at drinking soup now. Wow, don't you think it's a bit cruel for such a person to have to study damaging moves?" He Zaizai stretched his neck and asked.