Chapter 736 I just don't believe it, I just don't feel pain!
Hassan's return means that from now on, I no longer have to ask He Zaizai to drive for me. This is such a matter of celebration and joy.
Don't say anything else, Kaka was just happy, so I entertained everyone at the Lido Hotel.
Everyone has been busy during this time, such as Menmen. The security in the area under his jurisdiction is relatively chaotic. Almost 50% of the city's malignant cases occur here. Therefore, he has to go on a business trip almost every three days. Don't talk about me. Without being able to see him, even his current cheap partner couldn't find anyone else. As a result, Lao Xian had to go to comfort his sister-in-law. When I stopped him, he still got angry with me.
Brother Dayan and Brother Han are doing well in their small business, but they have been very busy recently and we don't see each other much, so we will get together today when Hassan comes back.
At the banquet, Han Dayan, Han Laoer, myself, Xiang Hui, Tong Bandit, Hu Ke, Laoxian, Menmen, Zhang Ben, He Zaizai, the eldest prince, Hassan, and Ninghai were all in place.
These are the backbone of our family. In the words of the old immortal, if there is an explosion here, Taihe Real Estate and the Golden Ocean will cease to exist tomorrow.
Today, we didn’t bring any girls, it was just a gathering between men, let’s do whatever we want.
"B-boy, you still know how to come back, don't you?" I looked sideways at Hassan and cursed.
"You didn't call me either. I thought I was laid off." Hassan smiled.
"That's not possible. At least you are better than He Zaizi, and at least you won't show up, drink too much while driving, and drag me to the cemetery to burn paper for his old uncle." I said with my eyelids raised.
"Didn't I miss him that day?" He Zizi rolled his eyes.
"You shut up."
I glared and yelled.
He Zaizai raised his eyelids, turned around and saw a long black object that Menmen was playing with, and then asked: "Brother Men, what is this?"
"Electric baton."
Menmen was also annoyed with him and replied simply.
"No, you're not the captain, so why are you worthy of playing like this?" He Zaizai asked curiously.
"It's not mine, it belongs to my colleague below." Menmen replied.
"Show me."
He Zaizai's eyes are as clear as the blue sky and as cute as Chibi Maruko-chan.
"Snapped."
The door then opened.
"I used to play this game when I was a kid. I would often catch a mouse and just snap it, but it wasn't very powerful. What's the use of catching it?"
He Zaizai fiddled with it twice in his hand, and then muttered.
"...This is for police use. Can it be the same as yours? A strong man over 1.80 meters can be knocked down by holding down for three seconds." Menmen explained.
"Stop bragging. The high-voltage wire will fall down in three seconds." The old immortal blinked his eyes and said in disbelief.
"...What a dick. Bastard."
Menmen didn't even bother to talk to him.
"I don't believe it either. He's just a charging device. How can he be so powerful?"
He Zaizai also interjected, then opened the leather bag, took out the electric baton, pinched the button, and pressed it hard.
"Crackling."
Blue light suddenly swam on the top of the electric baton, and the sound of electric explosions rang incessantly.
"Uh-huh."
Then He Zai Zai took the plastic bowl, poked the electric light, and then quickly retracted his arm.
"Look, what kind of battery is this? I'm fine," He Zaizai shouted immediately.
"Snapped."
Menmen slapped his forehead with a palm, and said in a broken voice: "Oh, fuck, you stupid B, plastic is an insulator, brother."
"...It's definitely an insulator, and it's impossible for anyone to defeat this guy, are you right, Zaizai?" Lao Xian lit a cigarette and asked He Zaizai.
"Definitely." He Zaizai nodded without hesitation.
"If you can defeat me, just give it a try." Menmen looked at the old immortal sideways and said.
"Yes, you try." I said angrily.
When Lao Xian heard this, he rolled his eyes, then curled his lips and said to He Zaizai: "They seem to be stupid, they can believe this, you run away first, and after you run away, I will run away."
"Brother, we have nothing to do, why is he running away?" He Zaizai was a little hesitant.
"...No, I don't know what your personality is, but I absolutely can't stand bragging. If you don't dare, you don't dare to bring it to me. I'll take a break."
The old immortal waved his hand and said without hesitation.
"There's nothing you shouldn't dare to do with this Jb, fuck,."
When He Zaizai heard that the old immortal said he didn't dare, he became anxious. He paused for a second, took the electric baton in his hand, gritted his teeth, curled his lips, and thrust it directly into the thigh.
"Don't make trouble."
Menmen was stunned when he saw it, and quickly stopped him, but it was too late.
"Crackling, sizzling,..."
The sound of electric explosions sounded suddenly and continuously, and then you saw that He Zaizai's whole body was alert.
"Pud-dong, bang-dang."
A second later, He Zai Zai was sitting on the chair and fell over on his back.
"Fuck."
Menmen stood up and ran over, bent down and slapped He Zaizai on the face with a small mouth, and then shouted: "Zai Zai, Zai Zai."
"...Brother,...don't move."
He Zaizai shouted quickly.
"What's wrong?"
Menmen asked in confusion.
"The electric baton seems to have touched my legs..." He Zaizai said.
"Nima."
Lao Xian bent down and took off He Zaizai's pants. When he lowered his head, he saw that the electric baton had fallen off and there was a piece of dead skin on his pants, which was smoking.
"It's... it's..." the old immortal said in a daze as he blew out the smoke with a fan.
"Brother, it doesn't hurt at all. My son lied, but I'm so strong. Come on." He Zaizai had tears in his eyes. He gritted his teeth and sat up with air-conditioning in his mouth. He said to the old immortal with a resolute face. .
"Well... you don't even know that it doesn't hurt anymore, so I won't come. Don't cause harm to others with the electric baton running out of electricity." The old immortal scratched his nose and said wittily.
"Brother, I won't let you play like this. We agreed to run away together." He Zaizai's face suddenly turned green.
"Mom, you have such a good physique, it doesn't matter."
Menmen gave a thumbs up and said to He Zaizai.
"Ha ha,."
Everyone in the room burst into laughter. He Zai Zai went downstairs and bought a Bondi. After putting it on his lap, he continued to sit down and eat as if nothing had happened.
"How is your father's health?" I asked Hassan while eating.
"You mentioned this matter, I still want to tell you." Hassan was silent for a moment, and then continued to introduce the situation.
"Beep bell bell."
Just then, my phone rang.
"Hello," I waved to Hassan, indicating to him to wait a moment, and then picked up the phone.
"Are you Mr. Xiang..." a woman asked me on the phone.
"Ah, who are you?"
"I am Qi Changfu's wife. Something happened to him..."