On the second day, rays of sunlight shone into the room, and I turned over and avoided the window. Just as I was about to continue sleeping, there was a pop sound, and the lazy dog and tiger nimbly rushed to the bed, walking in all directions.
He walked up to my chest, stretched out his purple tongue that was obviously a little angry, and tried to lick my tongue.
I was suddenly shocked. In order to avoid kissing it, I sat up with a loud noise and slapped it on the head angrily. It turned around decisively, let out a foul-smelling fart at me, and ran away happily wagging its tail.
Already.
"Damn it, believe it or not, I'll stuff it for you?" I rubbed my face and cursed.
"Aww!" I scolded it, and it started to act like a psycho. It ran out of the yard to play with the six ducks raised next door.
Putting on my slippers, I walked under the bed, filled a basin of water, took the toiletries, and ran outside the courtyard, where I began to brush my teeth and wash my face. I squatted on the cement sewer pool and glanced around. The room on the left was only
Seeing that there was a simple door lock made of an iron chain on the door, "he" must have gotten up early and went out to play mahjong.
Just when I looked away, there was a sudden sound from the door. I turned my head, and a young man with a shaved head, medium build, a cigarette in his mouth, and walking diagonally greeted me with a cheerful voice:
"Nan Nan, what are you doing? Are you squatting there and smelling the smell?"
"Why are you here?" I shook my toothbrush, stood up, and said hello to him.
His name is Chen Changjiang, and he is the younger brother of Shin Yuemon Chen Huanghe. As you can tell from these two names, his father seems to have a special attachment to water. If there is another child in his family, I can guess his father.
What's the name? I guess it should be called Chen Majiagou, Chen Shuipaozi or something like that.
My writing style is a bit rough, so if I have to give a brief introduction to this person, I can only say that he has two very significant characteristics: The first point is that he has a long and ugly face, and his nickname is "Xingxiu Laoxian", also known as "Xingxiu Laoxian".
"Boundlessly ugly", his eyes are very small, like soybeans, and he has a bit of a squint, his lips are thick and turned outwards, and his ears are very big. When you look at him from the front, it looks like there are two fans hung up, so he has the first oddity in Railway Street.
What an ugly nickname! If other children don't study, their parents will always say, "Have you seen Chen Changjiang? If you don't study hard, you will look like him!"
Since then, the enrollment rate in Railway Street has increased inexplicably. I guess this matter has something to do with Chen Changjiang.
His second characteristic is rebelliousness. Yes, he has been rebellious for ten years since he was about ten years old, and now he is twenty years old. If he continues to develop in the same way, it will be good for him to be cured by the age of forty.
But at that time, I guess I will enter menopause directly.
I remember when we were young, I once went to their house as a guest and played for a while. Shinyuemon was very unhappy and suggested that they go out to spread sand. I couldn't refuse, so I agreed. But at this time, Xingxu Laoxian's homework was not available.
After he finished writing, his father refused to let him go, and then the two of them had a dispute, and then Comrade Chen Changjiang started to rebel!!
"You finish your homework before you go. The teacher came to see me eight times a week! Isn't it embarrassing?!" Lao Chen blocked the door with an apron tied around his waist, a chef's hat, and a kitchen knife with pig blood on it.
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"You can study and write your homework tomorrow morning, but I have to shake the sand today!" Chen Changjiang, with a heavy runny nose and twitching eyes, looked at his father sideways, scratched his neck, and said loudly.
"Do I have to beat you up?"
"If you beat me, I'll run away from home!"
"I'll fucking chop you to death!" Lao Chen didn't have much education and didn't know how to talk and heal. He would take action if he didn't deal with him after a few words.
"Why are you hacking me to death??" Chen Changjiang said in disbelief, stretched out his right hand, grasped his father's wrist, pointed the kitchen knife blade directly at his head, pointed at Tianling Gai and said: "Come, go
If you don’t cut it here, I will look down on you!”
"!" Lao Chen's turbid eyes were filled with tears, and he was held back by his son.
"Whether you want to chop or not, do you have any strength?"
"!" Lao Chen gritted his teeth and was confused. At this moment, Shinyuemon became angry and kicked his leg.
"Ouch!!"
Xingxiu Old Immortal howled and flew away!!
"Come on, give it to me, I dare to chop him to death!" Shinyuemon also wanted to grab the knife.
"Damn it, you took the opportunity to hit me?" Old Immortal Xingxiu covered his stomach, stood up and cursed.
"how?"
"I'll beat you to death!"
While they were talking, the two brothers were having a furious fight in the living room. When I saw that the sand must be gone, I turned around and left without starting a fight. Lao Chen yelled twice to no avail, so he also joined the fight and unintentionally got kicked.
He made a mouthful of words from Xingxu Laoxian, which directly caused Chen Changjiang to take 3,000 yuan from home and disappear for more than two months!
I used to be young and ignorant, which is understandable, but as long as the 20-year-old Xingxu Laosen stays at home for more than a week, he will definitely disappear for a month or two, and will either be beaten by Shinyuemon or his father.
Finally, the family got used to it, and since the money was gone, he was guaranteed to come back.
I watched Xingxiu Laoxian enter my yard, wiped his mouth with a towel, and asked, "Why are you so idle?"
"It's okay, let me tell you, my brother and Li Shuishui went in early this morning!" the old immortal said casually, licking his nostrils.
"Going in???" I was stunned for a long time, my heart suddenly skipped a beat, and I asked in surprise.
"Um!"
"Fuck!" I saw Lao Xian's affirmative expression, and without saying a word, I ran straight into the house in a daze.
"What are you doing?"
"Your brother is not allowed to do it. What if I give him up? I have to run away!" I shouted without looking back.
"Wait until I finish. My dad asked my brother to surrender. The other party reported the crime and he is being processed at the police station! But it shouldn't be a big deal!" Lao Xian'er shouted from behind me.
"My face has a B shape! How can everything be okay?" I stood at the door and asked in disbelief.
"My dad has found some people, and the guy he's working with is also very poor. I called just now and I heard that I was relieved. I want fifty thousand yuan, and we can definitely negotiate. You don't have to run away!" Lao Xian'er squatted!
He explained something on the ground.
Hearing what he said, I felt relieved. After thinking for a while, I asked cautiously: "Your brother, didn't you confess to me?"
"Aren't you going to cover your face? What do you want me to do?"
"Fuck, he's being righteous!" I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat.
"Okay, I'll just tell you and let's go!" Lao Xian stood up.
"Let's go, I'll see you off!" I followed Lao Xian and ran towards the door.
We were talking and laughing, and walked out of the door. Just as we were about to separate, I suddenly heard a clear voice asking from behind: "Hello, sir! Is this No. 369 Railway Street?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?" I said instinctively and turned around.
Under a ten-year-old willow tree, covered by dense branches and leaves, with the blazing sunshine above her head, a girl was tall. Although she was wearing a Korean-style peaked cap to block the light, her raised chin still made me see her beauty at a glance.
face, but I don’t know why, her polite smiling expression suddenly froze
With tears streaming down my cheeks, I started to look at her figure and clothes. Yosi, she has a well-proportioned figure with obvious bumps. Adi's tight-fitting shirt barely covered her navel, and she wore a small belt around her waist.
Red rope with bells, cropped jeans with no decoration on the lower body, and a pair of high-top sneakers with white rivets on her feet.
Beautiful, sunny, and in line with my taste!!
"Woof woof, woof woof!!" The tiger walked over with duck feathers on the corner of his mouth. It was obvious that he was not very happy playing with the ducks. When he saw the girl in front of me, he screamed wildly.
"You think it's good too, right?" I asked, baring my teeth. I understand it very well, because it has similar tastes to me. I can't walk when I see a pretty girl.
"Who is this person?" Lao Xian pressed his raised crotch and turned to ask me. His eyes were red and his wolf light flashed.
"I don't!"
I was about to say I didn’t know him.
"Damn it, it's you!!!" The girl's voice was gnashing her teeth, and then I felt a strong murderous aura!!
"What!"
I turned around in confusion and was about to speak!
"Boom!!"
The small bag with the metal lock hit me violently on the nose. I took a step back, instinctively assumed a defensive posture like a wild horse's mane, and yelled: "Who the hell are you? Why are you hitting me?"
"I'm beating you, you bastard! Can you be any more boring? Why are you puncturing the truck's tires?! Pay for it!" The girl became more and more angry, her face turned red, and she swung her bag again.
"Peng!"
I raised my hand to block it, and suddenly realized that this girl was the one I met in the goods station. I cursed in my heart for being so damn tight, covered my head with both hands, and suddenly screamed: "Don't show off your face."
Ang!! My friend can use a sword!!"
"Did I tell you that you, Sister Youyou, grew up playing Street Fighter?? I lost all the 500 yuan I paid to change the tire. My sister is willing to go all out today, so I will give you 5,000 yuan!" said the self-proclaimed Sister Youyou.
Girl, hit me hard with your bag.
"Damn it, if you hit me again, I'll use the Turtle Style Qigong... Huzi, you're looking for an egg, bite her!!!!" I took two hits, but I couldn't really fight back, so I turned around and ran away.
"What's going on??!" Lao Xian was confused.
"What's wrong with your sister! Let's start a fight! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" I ran away like crazy under the willow tree.
Five minutes later, I had at least three red strips hanging around my neck. My pajamas on my upper body were open, and the buttons had been dragged somewhere. The girl had lost her hat during the fight, and the tiger's hair was disheveled.
Not calmly, he was breathing heavily and staring at me fiercely.
"Nannan, did you break your shoes and let your wife catch you?" Lao Xian pointed at Youyou and asked weakly.
"Who do you think is his wife?" Youyou pinched her waist, raised her eyebrows, and asked in an unreasonable manner.
"You are not his wife, why are you beating him??"
"Can you open those completely negligible eyes of yours and take a look, maybe he and I are in the same boat?" Youyou glanced at the old immortal again, maybe she found that he looked a little bit inhuman, so she immediately said
He withdrew his gaze.
"I'm telling you, how can flowers be stuck on cow dung!" The old immortal nodded in agreement.
"Quickly fuck her, if she were flowers, she wouldn't even shit!" I sat under the wall and cursed with great sadness and anger.