Zhang Ben seems to be a bit pure, but people nowadays are so good at pretending that you don't know whether he is really pure or fake. Let's observe it later.
"What about you, how old are you?" I looked up at Hu Yuanyuan and asked.
His name is definitely worthy of his figure of over 190 kilograms. Regular sportswear can no longer satisfy him, and he belongs in a street stall with extra fat and enlargement.
His hair is very short, and his seemingly simple cheeks are bright and clear like a small farmer. His eyes are a little timid, but also a little excited. I don't know how excited he is when he looks at us grown men.
"I'm twenty-one and I live in Xuri Village!!" Hu Yuanyuan briefly introduced herself.
"Ah, what have you done before?" Menmen asked.
“I worked as a waiter at a KTV!”
"Hey, this decision of yours is a bit novel! Why did you come here to bring beer instead of a good waiter?" Li Shuishui was very confused.
"Earn two dollars a day, and you're all on B!" Hu Yuanyuan chewed her teeth in anger.
"Haha, have you changed your ways?" I was a bit dumbfounded.
"Brother Nan, I know what you do! Anyway, I admire you and I will do whatever you ask me to do!" Hu Yuanyuan winked at me ambiguously.
"You admire me, but you also have to work, you know?!" I said with a bluster, looking like a boss.
"I understand, as long as it makes me full!" Hu Yuanyuan nodded repeatedly.
I glanced at the two of them again and felt quite satisfied. I tapped my fingers on the table and said slowly: "You two get 900 yuan per month!! In charge of food and accommodation. You can eat whatever I eat and where you live.
Just stay here in the tin house, and when the weather gets colder, I will move you to another place!"
"Okay, I'll do it!" Zhang Ben nodded excitedly.
"I don't have any objection!" Hu Yuanyuan is a promising young man with a social dream. He feels that when a big man starts, he must have the experience of burning a boiler and living in a tin house. This is a training given by God and cannot be rejected.
"Well, then just stay here today. You and Brother Hai will get familiar with the environment later, and you can do whatever he asks you to do!" I said casually.
"Brother, when can we kill someone?" Hu Yuanyuan asked me with a wink.
"Huh???" I was stunned for a moment, looked at him puzzled and asked, "Why do you want to kill people?"
"Aren't we using the beer plaza as a cover for organized gangs to commit crimes?" Hu Yuanyuan asked weakly.
When he asked, I immediately turned to look at Lao Xian. He was the one who found Hu Yuanyuan, and he must have told Hu Yuanyuan what he said.
"Uh!" I pondered for a moment, then put my mouth next to his ear and said, "Don't make any noise. There are a lot of big deals recently. After get off work at night, you can sharpen your knives diligently. In just one or two days, I will give you Order!"
"Vomit!" Hu Yuanyuan immediately made an OK gesture, with a childlike smile on her fat face.
"Awesome!" The old fairy gave me a thumbs up in an upright manner.
"I won't give up my first month's salary, but you have to hurry up and do what Brother Hai promised me!" Zhang Ben stood up, splayed his pigeon-toed feet, and still bowed his head shyly.
"What did Brother Hai promise you?" I felt tender again and had a bad feeling.
"He said that my virgin blood will dye the white sheets by the Acacia River red!" Zhang Ben said poetically.
"What do you mean?" I was confused.
"Damn it, you're still pretending to be stupid. I've already understood it. He wants you to take him for a general health care!!" Li Shuishui added calmly.
"Really?" I asked Zhang Ben.
"Well, you don't have to pay for your salary, but you have to be a prostitute!" Zhang Ben nodded obediently.
“Looks are deceiving!!”
I looked up to the sky and sighed, secretly cursing myself for being blind. These two guys were more promiscuous than the other, absolutely pure and pure like gangsters.
Just like that, two more people were added to our five-person gang, and the team became stronger and stronger. Who should we find to start a fight and test our firepower?
Ahem, I'm just bragging. Don't take it seriously. The main task now is to run the beer plaza well. Once you have the money, you don't have to worry about other things.
In the evening, around nine o'clock, Zhang Ben and Hu Yuanyuan were basically familiar with the environment. They would close the stall in two hours. They had no luggage, and I couldn't watch them without a quilt at night.
Want me to buy them a new set?
Don't be stupid, that's impossible!!
I still cover myself with the quilt I used when I was in school!
I asked several owners about their business and found that it was not bad. Some of them were not losing money anymore. I gave out a box of cigarettes along the way. I took Zhang Ben and Hu Yuanyuan with me and planned to take three donkeys home to get bedding.
There was nothing to say all the way, and soon we arrived home.
"Brother Nan, the place you live in is really stylish!" Hu Yuanyuan bared her teeth and flattered her, taking the lead and pushing the door open for me.
"Look at how clever you are!" I squinted and cursed with a smile, and stepped in.
"Brother Nan, I'm smart too! Brother Nan, please praise me!" After Zhang Ben got acquainted with me, he began to show his shameless nature and kept talking all the way.
"piss off!"
The three of us jokingly entered the courtyard. Just as I was about to go in and tidy up two pairs of quilts, I suddenly saw a familiar figure sitting under the willow tree. Why do I say familiar?
Because I always seem to have seen this person somewhere, but I can’t remember where I saw him, and I can’t remember his name!!
"Youyou, whether the sky is blue or dark, my love for you is pure. Believe me, I am a pure man, definitely not an old man!!" Pete Lee stood with his hair straight, like a hedgehog with gel water.
The smell can be smelled from 800 meters away. He is wearing a slim-fitting white suit trousers on the lower body, a colorful shirt on the upper body, and a pink vest. With this look, even if you say that he is not glass, Huzi will not believe it.
"Sniff sniff!"
Sure enough, Huzi was squatting on the stone pier, curiously smelling Pete Lee's beautiful buttocks, and from time to time he would tentatively poke it forward with his front paws.
"Pete Lee, I officially inform you that I am not interested in gays. If you want to find a girlfriend, oh, or a boyfriend, turn your head and look to the left. The one living at the front door is where your soul belongs!"
Xiaoyou was fighting mosquitoes in the house, and said to Peter Lee.
"Darling, what should I say to make you believe that I am not glass?" Peter Lee was about to cry.
"If you don't leave, I'll report the crime?!" Ma Xiaoyou shouted.
"Brother, what's going on?" Zhang Ben asked confused.
"You are stupid, that man is obviously here to pick up my sister-in-law!!" Hu Yuanyuan cursed with some understanding.
"Don't be ridiculous, my wife is not that shrew!" I turned around and scolded, and politely shouted to Pete Lee: "Hey, buddy, stop shouting. The neighbors around here are all resting. If you are willing to come, tomorrow during the day
Come!"
"Whoosh!"
Pete Lee suddenly looked back at me, then his crotch tightened and he couldn't help but cover it with his hand.
"Woof woof! Woof woof!"
When Huzi saw our eyes meeting each other, he immediately became excited. He waggled his tail and ran around the yard. He found the highest wall and prepared to play the "love" movie that Pete and I had not finished showing in Ma Xiaoyou's room that night.
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"Dude! Your actions are a bit obscene...!" I looked at Pete Lee and felt a chill. I always felt that he didn't look like a normal man.
"Damn it, I'm obscene, are you obscene too? Why did you pull my pants that night? They were all broken, do you know?" Peter Lee took a step back and said angrily.
"...This man seems to be sick!"
I didn't know what to say at all, so I turned around and walked back into the house.
"You crook!!" Pete Lee looked at my back as I walked into the house and said viciously.
"Stupid bitch!" I cursed without looking back.
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On the yellow-orange window, Ma Xiaoyou's graceful and graceful figure was reflected on the glass. She was holding a fly swatter and kept jumping on the bed. Then she shouted frantically: "Xiang Nan, I give you one last warning.
Once again, if you don’t solve the mosquito problem, I will ask Pete Lee to break up with you!"
"Damn it, why are there more and more mental illnesses in this hospital? We can't stay here any longer!"
Lao Xiang, who originally wanted to sleep for a while, heard the noise in the courtyard and walked out carrying a black leather bag. Only Zhang Ben, Hu Yuanyuan, and Peter Li were left in the courtyard.
"Hey, do you think this bitch is a mistress?" Hu Yuanyuan asked.
"Fuck, didn't Brother Nan say he had nothing to do with this woman?" Zhang Ben replied.
"It doesn't matter, can that woman live here? There must be a conflict!" Hu Yuanyuan said smartly.
"Then what to do?"
"I think we can run away with this stupid guy!"
“Brother Nan, I definitely won’t let you do it!!”
"Then scare him!"
"Why are you trying to scare me?"
"Hey, what do you think that is?" Hu Yuanyuan pointed at Lao Xiang's room and said.
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"Youyou, let me in! I'll help you fight the mosquitoes. If that doesn't work, turn on all the lights in the room. I'll take off my clothes and stand there for five hours. The mosquitoes will be full and won't bite you anymore!"
Pete.
Li is not ordinary talented, his ideas are so damn innovative.
"Canglanglanglanglanglanglanglanglang!"
A Peking Opera tune resounded in the courtyard. Peter Lee turned around curiously and saw a fat man weighing more than 190 pounds, holding a two-meter-long Guan Dao. He was holding it horizontally with one hand and under his chin with the other.
He was making gestures like stroking his beard. Behind him was Zhang Ben, who was holding two black steel kitchen knives. After the two came out, without saying a word, they picked up the big knife and started to chop randomly.
"...Hey...Hey...what are you two doing?" Peter Li was confused.
"It's okay. I haven't been to Hengdian to kill Japanese for several days. Let's practice. You lean to the side. My knife is not strong. It will easily fly out if I don't adjust it for a while!!" After Hu Yuanyuan finished speaking, he ran towards Peter with his knife.
.Li swung over, and the blade grazed his scalp.
"Get up, read my secret recipe, close your eyes, and fly the kitchen knife!!" Zhang Ben shouted after him.
"Oh my. Fuck. You. Mom, this hospital is crazy!!"
Pete Lee roared with a tearful voice, and the first stream of smoke disappeared.