I went to the hospital the next day to see Jiang Jing, He Zi, and Wu Feifei.
But I don’t know when, the customary attire of Lao Xian and I began to spread widely within the family, causing Xiang Hui, the eldest prince, He Zaizai and a series of people to imitate us.
The main configuration of this outfit is a loose hoodie and T-shirt. The lower body can be paired with sports pants or pure cotton single-color pants. The most important thing is that you must have a pair of old man shoes on your feet. Warm cotton shoes with woolen surfaces and felt soles. In the 1980s, when winter came in the Northeast, almost both men and women wore these shoes. However, they are rarely seen now, but older people still like to wear them because It is warm and comfortable, and the current market price is only fifteen yuan a pair.
Lao Xian and I wear this because my wife is not around, and he has no wife at the moment, so we are second-rate people with no one to care about. If other shoes are dirty, no one will send them to the shoe store, so it is not difficult to wear this. Just throw it away.
But I don’t know when this outfit became popular within the family. Now when we go out together, we look like a bunch of twins.
In particular, He Zaizi's outfit was the most outrageous, because he had an instant noodle-style haircut, which was a woolen roll. He looked like a kowtow. It was said that the person who cut his hair was Chiang Ching, who was recovering from his injuries.
But after he finished the haircut, he swore that this would definitely be his last masterpiece for the rest of his life. After the haircut, when he saw He Zaizai's head, he collapsed and cried out: "I've been studying hairdressing since I was fifteen, I've seen this There are countless heads, but the bun behind your head, which is almost as big as a fist, is definitely the most difficult to deal with. Cover it with your hair. If you look at it from the back, it looks like the bun is hairy. Leave it alone. If you look at it suddenly, who do you think it is? The big pussies are on the back of your head."
This year, He Zai Zai has three "punctures" on his body, and he looks excited. He does not seek to be the best among others, but to be different.
After arriving at the hospital, Lao Xian was stunned when he saw He Zaizai, and exclaimed: "Huo, you have a brain injury, are you going to ascend?"
"Brother, do you know for whom my woolen head is charming?" He Zizi blinked his eyes and asked affectionately.
"For whom?"
The old immortal looked at me confused and asked.
"Don't you understand yet? He wants to fuck your ass."
I said calmly, then turned around and ran towards the house. A few minutes later I heard the sound of banging and banging, and I didn't know what they were doing outside the door.
inside the house.
I looked at Jiang Jing and the other two people indifferently and speechless.
"Brother." The three of them greeted me.
"It's just this little money, is it worth it?"
I looked at He Zi speechlessly. His face was wrapped in gauze. The anesthesia had just worn off. It hurt so much that he scratched his heart. The left side of his face must have been disfigured.
"Haha, I'll do it if it's not worth it."
Lying on the hospital bed, He Zi replied with a wry smile.
"What are you doing here."
I turned to look at Xiang Hui who had just finished making a phone call.
"I just came back from Shenyang, so I came over to take a look." Xiang Hui replied with a smile.
"You, the eldest brother in the family, didn't show any sympathy when you saw your younger brother was injured." I asked with a sideways glance.
"Why didn't you say anything? I just paid 50,000 yuan for hospitalization. If you don't believe me, you're stupid for asking. It's just instant noodles." Xiang Hui pointed at He Zai Zai outside the door and shouted.
"Who's looking for me?" He Zaizai knew what his name was. As soon as Xiang Hui finished calling, he and Lao Xian walked in.
I sat on a chair, peeled an orange, stuffed it into my mouth, and then asked He Zaizi: "How much did you pay?"
"I'll take 20,000." He Zaizai said, still feeling that he had enough to take, and he really didn't have much savings.
"Did you two embezzle public funds again?" Lao Xian asked with a sideways glance.
"No, I paid for it myself." Xiang Hui immediately assured him.
"Brother, you know my status. I have no chance to embezzle public funds." He Zaizai's nose started bubbling again.
"Well, you don't need to speak."
I nodded immediately, and then asked Jiang Jing calmly: "A skin transplant on the face, what is the price? Have you asked?"
"The bad ones are 40,000 to 50,000, and the better ones are over 100,000."
Jiang Jing lowered his head and said.
"Just wait a minute and I'll give you some money to see if I can get it together."
I ate an orange, then wiped my mouth, took out my phone, and dialed a few people's mobile phones
Forty minutes later, Fuyou, Bai Tao, and Brother Du named Du Wenbin entered the ward together.
"What are you doing here?"
After the rich friend came in, he was stunned for a moment and said with a smile.
"It's okay, I just miss you." I said with bared teeth.
"Damn it, you are so ignorant of the price. I'll give you the whole stool seat for all of you," the old immortal said with tears in his eyes.
Xiang Hui and Zaizai immediately took three stools. Bai Tao was a little confused, blinked and carefully sat on the stools, and said suspiciously: "Why the hell do I feel like something is wrong?"
"You feel the same way, and I feel cold too." Du Wenbin is working on a large three-guarantee project. He and Lao Xian met during the urban construction of Taihe Real Estate and have been friends for many years.
"If you have something to do, just say it, I can't afford to sit on this stool of yours." The cunning rich friend bared his teeth and replied.
"Ah, it's okay. Let me introduce to you. These are my little brothers, Jiang Jing, He Zi, and Wu Feifei."
I pointed to the three people on the hospital bed, introduced them, and then lit a cigarette for Fuyou and others.
"Why don't you know how to speak when you see elders?"
Lao Xian slapped Jiang Jing on the head and continued to scold: "Call me brother."
"elder brother."
The three of them shouted shyly.
"Haha, you three didn't buy anything before you came here, so you came empty-handed."
I immediately smiled and looked at the three of them with bared teeth, my eyes were extremely pure.
"Didn't you fucking say you had something to do with me?"
The rich friend squinted and cursed.
"Yes, who knows what you are doing in the hospital." Bai Tao also interjected.
"Okay, I know you are busy, and shopping is a waste of time. However, look at my three younger brothers, their family conditions are not good, and they don't even have money for hospitalization. You are the elders, so don't worry about it."
I opened my mouth and said.
"Fuck, your brother, if something happens to you, you'll have to pay for it, and I'm worried." The rich friend said cautiously.
"Brother Friend, I don't believe it. You are so powerful and have such a status. It's over. You come to the hospital to see my brother. You don't show any sign of it. You just curl your mouth and walk out of this door without shame." The old man said. Xian suddenly gave a thumbs up and said to his rich friend.
"You think so too." I looked at the old immortal and asked.
"That's a must, Brother You, you definitely need face." Lao Xian nodded without hesitation.
"Fuck, my f*cking pleas didn't work. I'll have to give you a favor later." The rich friend looked at the two of us and was speechless.
"This is just a small amount of money!" Du Wenbin said in a dumbfounded voice.
"Oh, I knew he didn't hold it in well. Take it out. Take it out. Otherwise, these two guys wouldn't be able to chew on our tongues."
Bai Tao stood up as he spoke, and reluctantly took out the money from his bag.
"Hey, I fucking discovered that every time he cheats money, you are the first to take it. Are you a fucking shill?"