This morning, He Zaizai brought the dog into my new home, which is the newly built Guanjiang International Phase 3 on the riverside. The house is directly decorated with fine decoration. It is regarded as my and Xiaoyou’s new house. She has been clamoring to redecorate it, but I don’t have much time, so I’m delaying it for now.
"Sister-in-law, are you leaving?"
He Zai Zai held a head full of instant noodles and stupidly led Ban Ban and asked me.
"I'm not leaving, I'm leaving tomorrow...I'm asleep..."
I replied in my pajamas, and then continued: "Don't be so noisy, you'll wake her up..."
"Sister-in-law is indeed quite interesting..."
He Zaizai gave a thumbs up.
"Get out of here..."
I patted him, then called one person and one dog into the house, and then tiptoed to the upper compartment on the second floor, which contained some sundries and so on.
"Brother, how many square meters is your house?" He Zaizai has been in Xinhua Village recently, and he just bought this house. This is his first time here.
"More than three hundred square meters..." I replied.
“What a luxury…”
He Zaizai curled his lips.
"Do you think I'm like you? Being rich is a disaster?... I can't spend five thousand yuan a month, so my house can't be better?..." I rolled my eyes and said.
"Yeah... You can't spend five thousand yuan on your own, and Brother Xian can't spend five thousand yuan, but who wants to be with you two? Fifty thousand a month is enough to be able to..." He Zaizi learned the lesson and started You know how to harm me in disguise.
"Stop it... hurry up and match..." I squatted on the attic and scolded in a low voice.
"It's a good match...but the problem is the dog?...How can I match it with just the same person? Are you a match?" He Zaizai asked speechlessly.
"Holy crap...I forgot, I need a female..."
I said with sudden realization.
"Brother, can you please stop teasing me in the attic?... I got so fucking excited that the building collapsed and hit my sister-in-law downstairs. What should I do?"
He Zaizai covered his mouth and said with a blushing face.
"I'm kidding you...the dog will be here soon..."
"Then I'll smoke a cigarette..."
"Stop smoking...your sister-in-law smells something, it's time to scold me..."
"Brother, can you be a little more awesome?"
"!" I was speechless.
Twenty minutes later, my cell phone rang. After answering the call, I went out and opened the door.
outside the door…
Menmen led a purebred Belgian Malinois dog, wearing a police uniform, and scolded me irritably: "Are you an idiot...?? I am so busy every day that my heels are tapping the back of my head, and you are still looking for trouble for me. If you have nothing to do...what kind of dog do you deserve?"
"Oh, I'm just asking you to do something like this. Look at your ink mark..." I said with a playful smile, then bent down and looked at the honest, muzzled drug-detection dog wearing a police uniform. He licked his lips with satisfaction and said: "Marlin Snow...what a good dog..."
"I borrowed it from the anti-narcotics team... You know if I get caught, I will be punished... Drug-detection dogs are not allowed to be bred casually. That is to say, I can only lend it out when the dog is older..."
Menmen lit a cigarette and said.
"Let's go, let's go upstairs... We'll match the puppies later, and we'll divide them between you two... When you leave, I'll get you two good cigarettes. You thank the anti-narcotics team for me. Come back here The dog is pregnant and they have to help deliver the baby..."
I said quickly.
"You've grown so smart..."
Menmen cursed and then followed me into the house.
Five minutes later.
In the attic.
Me, Menmen, He Zaizai, squatted on the ground together, surrounded the two dogs in the middle, and started staring at each other.
"Brother, my son lied, and I found out that you are really talented... Damn, this is a police dog... Brother, if you let Bamban fuck her without the consent of the leader, you are considered assaulting the police, you know?" He Zaizai Said speechlessly.
"Woooo..."
Bamban was in estrus, and when he saw Marlin Snow's beautiful appearance, he reacted within a short while.
"Take off the mask on your mouth..."
He Zaizai said something.
"Wow..."
Menmen removed the mask on the snout of the drug-detection dog, and it still squatted on the spot, sticking out its big tongue and looking at Bamban. Although Bamban was fierce, he was wearing a uniform after all, so he got used to it for a while. No, so I haven't moved yet.
"Bayi Bar... stand up..."
Menmen issued an order to the drug detection dog.
"Wow..."
The drug-detection dog named Bayi Gang did stand up, but he was no longer honest. He stuck out his tongue and even strolled towards the wall.
"Come back and squat down..."
Menmen was dragging the drug-detection dog with sweat on his forehead.
"Banban, if you see someone in uniform, why don't you get up... get up..."
He Zaizai also started to poke Bamban, and in the last moment, he helped Bamban twice. Then Bambang jumped forward with a squealing sound, and put his front legs on Bayi Gang's butt...
"Woof woof..."
Bayi Bar turned around and took a bite, but Banban nimbly dodged it, adjusted his body movements, and prepared to pounce again. Who knew that Bayi Bar reacted so violently that he started to scream wildly, and kept throwing his front paws against the wall, scratching crazily. .
The three of us were stunned.
"What's wrong with this?... Why does he keep scratching the wall?... What does he always say at the wall...?"
He Zaizai said very puzzled.
"What's wrong with the monitor?" I was also confused.
"No...drug detection dogs have breeding codes...I don't know either, but it's definitely not the breeding method..." Menmen explained.
"If the password is wrong, the most it can do is resist... What does scratching the wall mean?"
I shook my head and said.
"Then who the hell knows..."
Menmen also expressed confusion.
After several failed attempts, Bian Ben became impatient and prepared to do it hard... In terms of fierceness alone, Marlin Snow might not be able to beat a bull terrier, so in addition, this Bayi Gang has been going crazy. He screamed and scratched the wall, so Ben Ben was about to succeed...
"Tap..."
Ma Xiaoyou appeared at the door of the attic like a ghost. When he saw three old men in the house, they were happily looking at the two dogs being bred there. He opened his mouth in shock.
"What are you doing?" Ma Xiaoyou asked blankly.
"Shua..."
The three of us immediately turned around and were stunned.
"Ah...it's okay, sister-in-law...the three of us will chat here for a while and then leave. You don't have to provide us with food..." He Zaizai was the first to react.
"Your three hobbies are too special. Your outlook on life has collapsed..."
Xiaoyou held his forehead, shook his little head violently, and ran directly downstairs.
"Daughter-in-law, listen to me... I just want a puppy and have no intention of watching a movie!" I immediately chased him and shouted.
In the attic.
"Woof woof..."
Bayi Bang scratched down the wall, and when Menmen didn't respond, he even took Menmen's trousers in his mouth and pulled hard towards the wall.
"Oh, I won't do it anymore, I won't do it anymore... Stop biting... Let's go, let's go..."
Without thinking much, Menmen put a mask on Bayi Gang and then led her out. Bayi Gang jumped around, still looking back at the wall every step of the way.
"There is really no one who is worthy of this dog... If you ask my family to do half of the work, it will be so frustrating..."
He Zaizai said something rather unhappily, then touched Bamban's head and continued: "Son, don't be so impatient... Dad spent money today to let you get things done..."