On the edge of the city, in a private room on the second floor of a famous northeastern restaurant with pork butchers and vegetables, everyone was changing glasses and cheering.
At the beginning, He Zaizai, Liao Yong, Shen Haidong and others restrained each other and did not take the initiative to find trouble, because everyone came here for Guan Rui. If there was any grudge, it was better to resolve it privately.
But wine can make people inexplicably excited, and it can also make people who don't have much in their brains become even crazier.
It just so happens that Shen Haidong is such a person, and so is He Zaizai.
There are three things that are indispensable for a Northeastern gangster wine shop.
Cigarettes, big green sticks, and bragging B.
After Shen Haidong drank seven or eight bottles of Big Green Stick, and then drank half a kilogram of white wine, his eyes became blurred, his whole body was purple, and he no longer looked like a human being, so he started to brag.
"I'm telling you, man, you really have to go to jail twice. There is a second world parallel to the real world. There are really all kinds of strange people."
Shen Haidong searched his brain deeply and came up with a sentence that included high-level and cultural remarks such as science fiction and space.
"hehe."
Guan Rui drinks well and smiles with a red face.
Everyone was rude and couldn't answer the question, so they all looked at Shen Haidong blankly.
"You know, I have seen a strange person."
Shen Haidong turned to Guan Rui and asked with a mouth full of alcohol.
"have no idea."
Guan Rui shook his head.
"The peerless successor of Two Finger Zen."
When Shen Haidong said this, he stared at his eyes, suddenly slammed the table, and shouted in a long tone.
"Hehe, fuck."
Liao Yong suddenly laughed.
"Don't laugh yet."
As soon as Shen Haidong boasted about Niu B, he fell into a state of selflessness. He had forgotten that he and Liao Yong were enemies, so he replied mildly and continued: "His index finger and middle finger are ordinary It's twice as long as a human being, you think it's awesome or not?"
"Fuck, who can use fingers to jump on the pole? Who can have such long fingers?"
He Zaizai couldn't help but responded immediately.
"You just don't know much. What do you know? I learned it later by punching concrete slabs with my fingers for many years. Just a whole new brick can penetrate it with just one poke."
Shen Haidong burped and said very seriously.
"Electric drill, this is a must-have for someone with an electric drill."
Jiang Jing patted the table and said.
"Brother, you're right. It's just like an electric drill. I learned from him for a while, and it was quite successful. It's really effective. You see, I'm good at it now. , if I didn’t do well, just use these two fingers of mine, I wouldn’t starve to death at the train station, can you believe it?”
Shen Haidong stretched out two fingers of his right hand and gestured. The fingers were as thick as sugar cane. Everyone was confused and didn't understand what he had learned.
"Shen Haidong, do you know what is the most annoying thing?"
He Zaizai asked with a big nose full of snot.
"What?" Shen Haidong asked blankly.
"Bragging is not the most annoying thing, but bragging and making yourself believe it is the most damning thing that makes people hate you. Do you understand? Why, drink some wine and you still have to order the martial arts?" ah,."
He Zaizai asked with his eyelids raised and completely stunned.
"Who the hell are you saying is bragging?"
Anyone who likes to brag will resent others exposing him, and Shen Haidong is no exception.
"Have you ever learned it? You're not bragging. Then you can show it by putting your finger through a brick. You must be able to pass through it. Hey, you didn't see this marble on the ground. I'll kowtow to you. Give it to me. Crush it into pieces, okay?"
He Zaizai came up and pointed at the ground and shouted.
"Fuck, my master can penetrate. Can I penetrate? How long have I been practicing?"
Shen Haidong stood up unsteadily.
"Hey, you two, don't quarrel, you won't get into trouble."
Guan Rui got up to start a fight.
"It's none of your business."
Shen Haidong pushed Guan Rui in the face.
"You haven't practiced well, okay, then I won't make it difficult for you. Come on, use your fingers to poke this electric fan. If it doesn't move, I will obey you, kowtow to you, and call you grandpa." ."
He Zaizai pointed at the electric fan and said.
Shen Haidong blinked, looked at the whirring floor-mounted electric fan, curled his lips and said, "I won't fucking be stubborn with you."
"You're just bragging. Damn it, if you go out like this, you'll have to be fucked to death."
He Zaizai curled his lips and cursed.
"I'm not fucking bragging,."
Shen Haidong slammed a cup, and as he was drinking heavily, he said with an unstoppable anger: "Hey, I'm going to fucking kill it, you go up and poke it, do you dare?"
"If you're a bitch like you and can be poked out by it, then I'll definitely give it a try."
He Zaizai said loudly.
"Fuck you, Mom, I fucked you."
Shen Haidong became inexplicably anxious, took off his coat, and ran towards the electric fan.
"Don't fucking mess with the tiger. Why are you two poking at it when it has nothing to do?"
Guan Rui insisted.
"Get up."
Shen Haidong, a tall man, pushed Guan Rui away with a slap, walked directly to the electric fan, first pressed the off button, then used his strength to open the safety net of the electric fan, and then asked very domineeringly: " Tell me, what setting should the electric fan be on?"
"Shift to eighth gear,."
He Zai Zai shouted.
"Go to your mother's gun! Put your head in eighth gear and it's gone."
Shen Haidong was silent for two seconds and then cursed angrily.
"We're all friends. Let's make a bet. I'll just watch the second gear."
Liao Yong became interested and became angry with shame.
"Fuck, it's second gear."
After saying that, Shen Haidong immediately pressed the No. 2 button, and the electric fan started whirring.
"Haidong, Haidong, you drank too much."
"Fuck, go to the other side, I have to let him call me grandpa today."
Shen Haidong didn't listen to the advice at all. He stared at the crazy electric fan, took a breath, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Two-finger Divine Zen, there is no speed that cannot be broken."
"Whoosh,."
Before anyone could react, Shen Haidong thrust his finger in.
"Pfft, bang-dang, bang-dang, bang-dang-dang!"
The electric fan stopped suddenly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
One second later.
"Ouch,,."
Shen Haidong jumped up with a swish, his fingers were dripping with blood, and he shouted loudly: "Fuck, I forgot about my luck."
"Oh, you, mother, are so stupid! How outrageous are you?"
Liao Yong immediately covered his face. He really didn't expect that Shen Haidong would dare to poke his finger at the electric fan.
"Brother, you told him to use his finger to poke the juicer. I think he really doesn't care about the electric fan."
Jiang Jing looked stunned.
"The two-finger divine Zen is really awesome. The electric fan really stopped moving and started to smoke."
He Zaizai was silent for half a minute, then gritted his teeth and said something.