After the introduction by the old immortal, a few of us said hello to Meng Fei and Wang Mumu. They glanced at us and nodded lightly. They didn't say much, but everyone could tell from their expressions that they were thinking deeply.
Still angry.
But it’s better to show anger in my heart than to show it in my heart. But I can’t blame others. Whoever changed me was kind-hearted and brave. I didn’t hear the thank you. Instead, I got a bottle of wine. This is all in my heart.
Can't stand it.
"Uh, Chairman Wang, right? Let me apologize to you. When we were at the door of the KTV, I thought you and Feiyu were together, so I took action! Sorry!" I paused and said sincerely to Wang Mumu.
One sentence.
"If I hadn't practiced my steps for two days on Muozhuangzi when I was a kid, that fat guy would have stabbed me with his knife, and he could have maimed me! Do you know?" While Wang Mumu was still frightened, he did not forget to brag.
B.
"Well, the pace you were walking at that time, I knew you had practiced it just by looking at it!" I quickly said while holding it in my hands.
"It's nothing, it's all fur!" Wang Mumu said shamelessly and vaguely.
"Let's go have some food!" I greeted while it was still hot.
"We still have something to do, so we won't go to eat. We all know Mr. Zhang. Since you have apologized, the matter is over!" Meng Fei stood up and said to me.
"No, we're already at home, why don't we go out for a drink!!" the old immortal also advised.
"No need!"
"No, let's eat together. I'm really hungry!" Wang Mumu interrupted before Meng Fei could finish his sentence.
"What about the girl?" Meng Fei asked.
"What time is it? It will be late at night when we get home! Let them wait!" Wang Mumu said, grabbing Meng Fei's arm.
In fact, I have concluded that the biggest goal of a pretender is not to pretend to be B with ordinary people, but to compete with pretenders of a similar level. It is obvious that Lao Xian is also an expert in this way. As soon as he saw him
Wang Mumu was happy, but also a little itchy, and wanted to learn from each other.
Under the persuasion of Laoxian and Wang Mumu, Meng Fei had no choice but to follow us and go out to find a hotel together. There is one bad thing about Northeastern evenings. After nine o'clock, most restaurants are closed.
In addition to barbecuing, it is also open for barbecue.
Before coming here, I was already prepared to bleed, so I just paid a thousand yuan to eat, so I found a Korean barbecue restaurant, and we walked in.
After entering the restaurant and ordering food, we tried to shirk each other for a few times. Finally, I said to the waiter: "A box of snowflakes, a clam, a pork belly, sauerkraut, oh, and two black pepper steaks, lamb."
Get one in line!”
"It's almost done, I can't even eat much!" Meng Fei lit a cigarette and said to me.
"It's okay! We took out a loan and don't feel bad if it's wasted!" the old immortal said with a smile.
"If I guess correctly, your words are full of criticism of the current society and the inability of the big economy to be equally distributed to individuals, in order to show your uniqueness and concern for the country and the people, right?
"Wang Mumu smoothed his messy hair reservedly and spoke slowly, looking exactly like an old professor from the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
"Holy shit! Where did this shit go?" Meng Fei held his forehead in collapse.
After I ordered the food, I looked at the two of them as if they were stupid people.
"I took a loan! I belong to the group of people who get a share of the big economy. When I criticize others, I criticize myself. I'm stupid. Why should I scold myself?" Although Lao Xian said that he had taken a loan, it was actually nonsense.
Duzi, but he still said to Chong Mumu calmly.
"The allocation you get is temporary! If you have it today, you may not have it tomorrow! In the final analysis, you are still a poor peasant!" Wang Mumu's words were filled with disdain for the old immortal. He barely took off his outer trousers, revealing them on his crotch.
Standing in the center of the hotel wearing large flower pants with a five-clawed golden dragon printed on them, he proves his royal ancestry.
"Oh no! You say I have no money? My father is engaged in building materials! I have prostituted countless girls, and you say I have no money?"
"Okay, then I'll give you a multiple-choice question. For example, you are living in poverty now and your sex life basically relies on masturbation. But one day, you picked up 6,000 yuan in cash and met two young ladies.
, It is known that Miss A, who is a model, is beautiful, but the price is a little expensive, the initial price is 3,000 yuan, and the night package is 6,000 yuan. It is known that Ms. B, although she looks average, is affordable, and the initial price is 100 yuan.
Three hundred yuan for the night, if you were given a choice, which one would you go to?!" Wang Mumu asked.
"Fuck, you don't have to ask, then you have to be a prostitute!! Their body structures are almost the same! One can only do it once, and the other can do it sixty times! The difference in quality can be made up by frequency, do you still need to consider this?"
The old immortal said without hesitation.
"Look, you still think like a small farmer, but if I said I would pay six thousand for whoring, you would definitely say I was pretending, right?" Wang Mumu asked while drinking coconut juice.
"You must be pretending! Because you are talking about very poor people!" Lao Xian nodded in response.
"Believe it or not, I can pay six thousand yuan to a girl who costs three thousand yuan, ten times or more!!" Wang Mumu asked with a faint smile.
"Impossible, there is no way to bargain like this. It's impossible for them to agree!" The old immortal didn't believe it at all.
"As a simulation, I spent 6,000 yuan to open a hotel with a price of more than 500 yuan, and then I called Miss A, a model, and Miss B, a footpath girl at the same time. Miss B and I first
We went in, took off our clothes together, lay on the bed, and waited for Miss A to come in. Then we flew together. Now think about it, what has changed in this matter?" Wang Mumu asked with his triangular eyes shining brightly.
At this time, not only the old immortal was stunned, but the rest of us were also stunned, all thinking about this problem. I seemed to have caught what Wang Mumu wanted to say.
"At this time, the price of two young ladies with different values has changed. The one with three thousand yuan and the one with one hundred yuan are lying on the same bed and serving one person. They are doing the same project, so it doesn't matter.
Different, you can say they are worth a hundred, or you can say they are worth three thousand!! The two people are equal at this time!" Wang Mumu said again.
"I'm a little confused, please wait for me to sort it out!" The old immortal was a little confused.
"Looking back, I will use the remaining money to pay for Miss B at least ten times! But the difference is that I have an advantage in my mind, and I can think that Miss B is worth 3,000 yuan a night.
Yes!" Wang Mumu added.
"Brother, you always have one prostitute, aren't you tired of it?" Menmen blinked his cute little eyes and asked in a refreshing manner.
"Don't worry about whether it's boring or not, that's not what I said!" Wang Mumu said, looking at him sideways.
"But I just want to know, wouldn't one person get tired of having whores ten times?"
"Go aside and stop talking to me!"
“It’s really boring!”
"Can you get away? Are you obedient and miss the point? Am I talking about something that will make you tired??!" Wang Mumu said a little anxiously.
"What does it mean to love Jb? What are you shouting for?" Menmen said weakly.
"I'm convinced! I really admire you. Come on, let me toast you, Chairman!"
I stood up with sincere admiration, picked up the wine glass and said to Wang Mumu.
"Sometimes, whether you are good or bad is just a matter of clothes. Change your clothes, or simply take them off. In fact, everyone is the same!" Meng Fei added, stood up, and picked up the wine glass.
Except for Lao Xian, who was still struggling with which one to go to, the rest of us clinked glasses and drank them all in one gulp.
Meng Fei and I got to know each other after having a bottle of wine with Wang Mumu. During the in-depth conversation, I found that we have many opposing ideas. He represents the middle-class children, and I represent the grassroots.
After drinking for a while, I took out the 20,000 yuan that I had already prepared. After he took it, he didn't even look at it, didn't refuse it, or even said a word of evasion, and stuffed it directly into his handbag.
I personally feel that he only accepted the money because he considered me a friend, and in his mind, 20,000 yuan seems to be a trivial matter that is not worth mentioning. He will not waste time talking about this small amount of money.
, or a few hypocritical polite words, what he focuses on is the feeling between friends and the innocent friendship between brothers.
I am completely opposite to him. I am more realistic and practical.
From this point of view, there is actually a big ideological gap between the two of us, but it does not hinder him. I admire and admire him very much, and I am also a little jealous of him.
Because he told me: "Except for the money I had to manage the house at the beginning, I have earned everything else by myself!"
Part of this is luck, and the rest is ability.
"Hey, my phone! Why is it on?"
Just when Meng Fei and I were chatting heatedly, Wang Mumu suddenly looked at his phone and said something, then he blinked his triangular eyes, picked up the phone, put it to his ear, and gave a weak hello.
"Wang Mumu, that's great. The one with six thousand and the one with one hundred will go whore together, right? What's the psychological advantage? Young man, you are very clever! I've been waiting for you to come back. Let's study this topic in depth!" The other end of the phone
The girl said to the phone through gritted teeth.
"Ahem, Biao sister, you might listen!"
"Get out of here right now, I haven't done anything for half an hour and I'm just listening to you talking nonsense!!" The girl cursed again and hung up the phone fiercely.
"Dudu!"
Wang Mumu blinked his eyes and glanced around. We were all staring at him intently. Hearing the busy tone on the phone, he coughed, cleared his throat and said.
"I'm telling you, don't show shame. I'm warning you one last time, don't ask me for sex when I'm in a low mood!! Do you understand? Apologize? What's the apology? Did I ask you to apologize?
!Ma Liu has cleaned the fish in the refrigerator. I will go back later and want to eat horse whip stewed carp!" Wang Mumu frowned slightly and said crisply.