A young man in his mid-twenties with a very strong build and a shaved head was carrying an old-style canvas bag with the word "Public Security" printed on it.
"Didi,"
The young man walked out of the station, took out a 588 TV shopping mobile phone from his pocket, and immediately dialed it.
"Hey, uncle, I'm here,"
When the call was connected, the young man said politely,
"Dapen, you're already here. Look, I just got off work and I was drinking with my colleagues. If you do this, you have a threesome at the train station, and then go to No. 198 Guangming Street, next to Xinxin Footpath, and I'll let you Auntie will go down to pick you up. You can stay here first."
My uncle's tongue was stiff and he said in a confused voice,
"Uncle, how much does a three-bouncer cost?"
The young man paused and asked with a naive smile,
"You pay more than 20 yuan for a taxi, but only 15 yuan for a three-wheeler."
My uncle explained,
"Okay, then I get it,"
The young man named Dapen hung up the phone without any further ink. Then he walked around a bit, glanced at the supermarket on the street, and then walked in.
He only had more than 200 yuan left in his pocket. After entering the supermarket, he casually asked for a gift. It looked like a slightly better one, but it was only 200 to 300 yuan.
"Brother, this one is cheap. This one costs 150 yuan. It contains two bottles of wine and a set of wine glasses. Come on, take this one." The boss saw the big basin and felt he had no money, so he recommended a cheap one.
"You two hundred and fifty-nine can't be cheaper,"
Dapen asked, pointing to another set of liquor gift boxes,
"Liquor doesn't have much profit, forget it, if you want to take it, just two hundred and three,"
The boss said casually,
"You leave me fifteen yuan for a taxi, two hundred and one, okay? Look, I only have two hundred and twenty-five here."
Dapen's face was rosy, and he pursed his lips to discuss something.
"Can't sell it,"
The boss quickly waved his hand, indicating that Dapen could go out.
Fifteen minutes later, Dapen spent all the two hundred and twenty-five in his pocket, and then took out a gift box. He definitely didn't have the taxi money, so he could only walk.
Today, the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, firecrackers were crackling outside, and this young man named Dapen walked and inquired all the way. In the northeastern winter of more than 20 degrees below zero, he walked nearly ten kilometers before he found Guangming Street.
...
On the other side, my family has been busy since the Chinese New Year. People play mahjong almost every day and eat and drink for free. During my pregnancy, Ma Xiaoyou, who had an extremely unstable temper, almost strangled me to death.
Li Shuishui's parents spent New Year's Eve at my house, but they only stayed for one day and the old couple left. I can understand that when they saw me, it was like seeing their son, and they felt extremely uncomfortable. He was thinking on his lips: "If nothing happens to my daughter-in-law, she will give birth soon...,"
After doing this, everyone felt very uncomfortable, so they left, and I didn't try to keep them, because forcing them to stay would be torture for both groups, but I still gave them three meals a day. Someone went over to deliver it,
At night, there was a lot of noise outside the house. I was upset and walked out in my big underpants. I put my hands behind my back and said, "It's been almost a week since we've been making noise. You guys smoked and the wallpaper in my house was fucking yellow. My ancestors I've spoken, it's the last day today, if anyone comes here tomorrow, their legs will be broken and their butts will be stuffed in their eyes."
"Okay, okay, got it,"
Han Dayan waved his hand impatiently,
"Give me some water, I'm dying of thirst," the old immortal commanded me.
"Snapped,"
I called out loudly, frowned at the man sitting on the sofa, holding his son and watching TV, and said with a smile: "You three don't go home every day, why are you always playing around here?"
"My house has just been renovated. The house is full of formaldehyde, which is not good for children. I'm staying here for two days. Don't make me angry. I'm petty," he said while eating an apple with a smile.
"...Okay, come back and stay in my house. My bed is big. I can hold you in my arms and sleep with you. It won't be a problem,"
I generously invited,
"It's done,"
Xiaoxiao made an OK gesture at me,
"Hey, honey, what brand of furniture did you buy for your baby's room?"
As soon as Ma Xiaoyou heard the topic of decoration, he immediately ran out with a big belly, put his arm on my shoulder, and asked curiously,
"...Don't mention it, it pissed me off. I just ordered a piece of furniture called Ah xx. This brand is famous enough. I spent more than 40,000 yuan more than usual furniture, so I just thought Their boards are good and the toxic gas can be reduced, because after all, this is a room for children. Who knew that the local dealer of Ah XX Furniture is a liar, and he makes fantastic claims, but the materials used in the furniture are not up to par at all. It's not even up to the standard level of a second-rate furniture company. I later went to an evaluation company and tested it with a measuring instrument. It was found that the formaldehyde exceeded the standard so seriously that it was completely uninhabitable."
Smiling as he ate the durian, he gritted his silver teeth and said angrily,
After hearing this, Ma Xiaoyou's face turned green and he said in disbelief: "How could it be possible? His brand is very reputable and has a good reputation all over the country."
"I've told you, it's the dealer's problem. They are selling dog meat over sheep's heads. What they show is indeed genuine, but secretly there may be small factories that specialize in producing these junk goods," Xiaoxiao curled her lips and explained,
"No way, you didn't find him,"
Ma Xiaoyou asked,
"I looked for it. Why didn't I find it, but it was of no use. They were even more aggressive than me. They said that who can guarantee that all the things produced in the workshop meet the standards? Therefore, they said that returns cannot be refunded and can only be exchanged. This is not true. What the heck, my things have been installed, and the floors are all covered with furniture. If I replace another batch, I will have to dig up the floor, and I may not be able to replace it with a good one. Forget it, I will find someone to replace it. Let’s do it,”
Xiaoxiao collapsed and said,
"Uh-huh,"
Ma Xiaoyou immediately glanced at me,
"What are you looking at?" I asked a little confused.
"This is the brand I bought. Why does it smell so bad? No, you come with me to find him tomorrow," Ma Xiaoyou said angrily.
"Don't just listen to the wind and rain every day. I have a lot of things to do, so go to hell with you."
I replied with a sideways glance, turned around and left,
"Stop," Ma Xiaoyou shouted after him,
.......
On the other side, after Lao He took over, Tang Tang could sing a certain beautiful song "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid".
"Boom,,"
In Taiwan, Tangtang closed the last black eight with one shot, then stood up from the billiard table and said with a smile: "Tonight, I have one last high, and I will go home tomorrow."
.......
Everyone was playing around in my house. Only Jiang Jing stood stupidly downstairs in a certain community, letting the snow fall like a snowman, waiting impatiently for the escort girl on a certain social software.
He held flowers in his hands and sang softly: "The farmers in the fields have harvested one crop after another, and today we... are sprouting,"
Are there any prostitutes who can stand in the snow and wait for two seconds?
If you are a prostitute, is there anyone who can prepare roses in advance?
A divination song is inexplicably heartbreaking. This year's Jiang Jing is like a poet who only goes whoring stupidly in the world of mortals.