Li Hao was barefoot and wearing only a hurdle vest, so he ran to his parents' house. When he looked up, he saw that the situation in this house was the same as his own. The glass was all broken, and glass particles splashed onto the kang.
The somewhat panicked mother turned over and made a cut on her back.
"It's okay, it's okay. This must have been done by the alcoholic guy next door, Lao Zhang. I had a conversation with him at noon!" The kind mother blocked Li Hao's words before he could speak.
"!" Li Hao gritted his teeth and said nothing.
"Xiao Hao, it cost you a lot of money to see a doctor. If your friend is in urgent need of medical treatment and it doesn't work, you can contact an agent and sell the house. Part of it will be paid back and part of it will be a down payment. I can't survive for a few more days.
There's no point in guarding this big yard!" My father thought that Li Hao had borrowed money that he shouldn't have borrowed, so he felt a little anxious.
"I know what I'm doing, dad, I can solve it, just rest assured and recover!" Li Hao said with an expressionless expression on his head, turned around and walked into the kitchen, picked up the tools, and started to clean up the broken glass.
That night, his parents slept in the cold wind blowing room all night, while Li Hao sat cross-legged on his kang, smoked two packs of cigarettes, and placed a "prisoner of war knife" beside his legs. What is a prisoner of war knife?
?As the name suggests, if there is a battle, the last batch of soldiers to withdraw from the battlefield are special cold weapons responsible for killing prisoners who cannot be taken away!
The three-foot cold blade was smelted for the purpose of killing people!
The blade is simple and elegant, and the four words "loyal soul will remain forever" are engraved on the bottom of the handle. This is the highest honor of Li Hao's military career.
Li Hao stayed up all night. At around eight o'clock the next morning, his mother had already cooked breakfast. Li Hao took a bite, put on his clothes and prepared to leave, carrying a prisoner of war knife.
While walking on the road, he called Fa Ge. The call was made by Fa Ge with a note inserted into the bone-strengthening meal. The two made an appointment at the door of Fa Ge's former game arcade. When he arrived, he found that Fa Ge had
Brother didn't come at all, the leader was Lin Zi.
Two vans, with more than a dozen young men in their twenties, were standing under the vans smoking cigarettes.
"You can't succeed if you don't do it?! Please, no, do you have to beg us?" Lin Zi stood at the door of the game hall, crudely took out the JB, peeed, and said sideways to Li Hao.
"Where's Brother Fa?" Li Hao asked expressionlessly.
"Do you still need him for this matter?" Lin Zi curled his lips and replied.
"Hoo ho!!"
Li Hao breathed heavily and rehearsed repeatedly in his mind how to draw the knife, but the prisoner-of-war knife, which was not heavy, was like a magnet, constantly repelling his palm.
"Do you know the idiots in the entertainment industry who announced their retirement from the music industry and the film industry today, and then made a comeback in less than a year?" Lin Zi walked up to Li Hao, lowered his head and lit a cigarette.
, asked casually.
Li Hao was still hesitating whether to draw the sword or not, and didn't hear what Lin Zi said clearly.
"This is just like people living in the world, and they can't help themselves. After entering this industry, you want others to forget you quickly. Isn't that nonsense?" Lin Zi gradually found the status of a superior, and he wanted to say this again.
It's a bit more esoteric, but the vocabulary is limited, so I can only make it more vulgar.
"I'm going to finish, is this the end of it?!" Li Hao hesitated for a long time and finally gave in to these difficult guys.
"Fuck, we're not running a thief company! What's more, what else?" Lin Zi curled his lips and said, took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket and stuffed it into Li Hao's hand, just like his seniors.
, patted Li Hao on the shoulder and said professionally: "The details are on the paper, call me when you're done!?"
After saying that, Li Hao looked at more than a dozen second-level youths and walked away shaking their heads and wagging their tails.
Before he came, he thought of ten thousand ways to retaliate against this group of people, but when he arrived at this place, he also saw this group of people, but he never took out the knife because the weight of the knife was too heavy.
I can't afford it, and I don't want to.
I got the job, I'll do it tonight
On the other side, I am almost cured of my illness, but Li Shuishui is sick.
He discovered it when he went to the toilet today and it was very serious.
"Shui Shui, why are you so reserved when you walk? What do you mean by always holding your crotch between your legs?" The old immortal has a very strong observation ability, especially for sensitive areas such as the crotch, which he has to glance at every now and then.
"Shit, it hurts a little...!" Li Shuishui's face turned a little pale and he didn't dare to sit down, so he stood at the door of my room and said.
"Why, why didn't you hold it back and let Huzi give you a blowjob?" the old immortal asked in a disgraceful voice.
"Go away, stop fucking making trouble, it's so uncomfortable!" Li Shuishui replied irritably.
"Then what happened to you?" I asked curiously.
"I seem to have been infected. It hurts to urinate, and there is pus... It's so white and white!" Li Shuishui hesitated for a long time, and said with a blush on his face.
"What the fuck...do I have AIDS?" Lao Xian asked in shock.
"Can you speak? If you can't speak, get away. I'm telling you that I'm upset and blind!" Li Shuishui was a little anxious.
"Who are you talking about? Don't you have a fucking wife? Don't tell me it was your wife who got the infection?" I asked him in confusion.
"Shit, it must have nothing to do with my wife! The day before yesterday... The day before yesterday... Zhang Ben and I went to the Xiangsi River...!" Li Shuishui said seriously.
"Is it true?" I asked a little disbelievingly.
"Yes, take off your pants, and Nannan and I will analyze it for you!" Lao Xian said seriously.
"Fuck, what are you two looking at? Just analyzing?" Li Shuishui was a little embarrassed.
"This should be done with more people, otherwise you wouldn't know the symptoms yourself. Take it off, take it off quickly, Brother Xian can get a rough idea with just one glance!" The old immortal wanted to take a look at Li Shuishui very urgently.
I don’t know what can excite a man about his private parts.
"Are you really naked?"
"Hurry up, stop the ink stains!"
I closed the door and said something urgently. Li Shuishui felt really uncomfortable. He gritted his teeth and untied his belt, took off his pants, pointed at the toy and said, "Look, it's all swollen!!"
"Hey, what does this smell like? It's fucking choking your eyes!" Lao Xian was the closest and almost fell over due to the smoke.
I took a look from a distance and realized that Li Shuishui was very seriously ill. Not only was he swollen, he was actually bleeding out, and there were blood streaks in the pus.
"If you don't tell me, aren't you fucking a prostitute? Besides, if you are a prostitute, you have to take some measures! It's really embarrassing!" I said irritably.
"Why don't you, your brother Zhang Ben, insist on big health care? I thought that this child was also choking, so I took him there. Who would have thought that this could happen!" Li Shuishui said regretfully.
"Stop making excuses. You are still a slut. If you want to be serious, you will lead me there. Don't do whoring!! This is great. Not only do you do whoring, but you also go swimming naked!"
I don't like to pay attention to what he said.
"Then I don't think about it, and he hasn't been a prostitute. How about I give him a treatment?" Li Shuishui finished speaking weakly, and while lifting his pants, he said: "How do you do this? It hurts, I have to pee now.
I don’t even dare to pee!”
"Go to the hospital! Get some intramuscular injections and take some oral medicine! You'll be fine in a few days!!" I said like an old lady.
"Then what do you think my disease is? It's not syphilis, right?" Li Shuishui asked fearfully.
"It shouldn't be. The syphilis dies first. From my visual inspection, it's just gonorrhea at most!" I diagnosed it like an old Chinese doctor.
"Oh shit, I won't say anything else from now on. You said this is going to be really bad. How can I deal with it? I'm not married yet!" Li Shuishui said in a somewhat broken voice.
"Xiangnan!! I brought you some!"
"Squeak!"
There was a crisp shout outside the door first, and then before we could react, the door was pushed open. Ma Xiaoyou was holding a soup pot in his hand, and his smiling face suddenly froze. The first
Shi Shi saw Li Shuishui who was lifting his trousers and fastening his belt.
"Uh, let's play!" Lao Xian said a little confused.
"Are you playing again?" Ma Xiaoyou sneered habitually and looked at me with disdain.
"It's so fun!" I said, lowering my head and sweating violently.
"Young man, you have a great physique!!" Ma Xiaoyou gave me a thumbs up expressionlessly.
"Dear, listen to me!"
"There's really no one who can make money despite being sick!! Goodbye!" Ma Xiaoyou put the jar of chicken soup directly at my door and shouted towards the kennel: "It's time for the tiger to eat!"
"Ouch!"
The tiger leaped out of the kennel immediately, reached the steps in two steps, stuck out his big red tongue, and started licking fiercely without realizing that this was his master's rice bowl.
"Are you envious of Hu Zi? No, tomorrow I will teach you how to walk on four legs!!" the old immortal said calmly behind me.
"The main thing I want to practice now is how can I walk on one fucking leg!!" I looked at Ma Xiaoyou's back and replied fiercely to the old immortal.
At around one o'clock in the afternoon, I endured the confusion in my head and, together with Lao Xian, took Li Shuishui to see a doctor.
We went to a regular hospital. After paying the registration fee and queuing, we entered the clinic.
"Here, take off your pants and stand under the lamp!" The doctor, who was at least in his fifties, said while wearing a mask.
Li Shuishui took off his pants and stood under the strong light. Lao Xian and I stood beside him, watching quietly.
"How long has it been since the discovery?" the doctor asked.
"Just two days!"
"Then this is quite serious, there is pus and blood!"
"If it's not serious, can I come to you?"
"Well, you rub it out to get some pus and blood, put it on the test paper, and I will test it!" The doctor took out a box of test paper from the cabinet and handed it to Li Shuishui.
Li Shuishui, holding the test paper, was a little confused.
"Get it done!" the doctor urged.
"What do you mean? To see a doctor, you need to have a tube first?" Li Shuishui asked in shock.
"Oh my, what the hell is this process like? Hey, doctor, are you busy? If not, let me take a look! Why do I feel a little uncomfortable when this light shines on me?" Lao Xian asked with bright eyes instantly.
road.
The doctor was pretty inhumane. He was silent for a long time and then said a very classic sentence: "You are not busy at all! If you are willing to pay, I can circumcise you here!"