That morning I went to distribute flyers in the streets and alleys, handing them out to everyone and posting them on walls. As a result, in this beautiful city of Harbin, the number of psoriasis has increased significantly, and many of them were hunted down by the urban management brigade.
Fortunately, I have practiced, and I was able to barely escape the disaster every time.
I worked like this crazily for two days before I finally finished distributing a large box of leaflets printed by Cui Zuofei. I suddenly realized that my skill in distributing leaflets is really first-rate. If I have free time, I can definitely work part-time. I can definitely do it.
Make a lot of money, but these are just dreams. I told Cui Zuofei about my idea that day.
He told me seriously: "Xiaojiu, you can't have such an idea. Such an idea is wrong. What future can there be in distributing flyers? A person must have dreams. A person without dreams is not the same as a person."
Isn’t there any difference between salted fish and salted fish? So let’s just trick people into buying Buddha statues honestly. This is the way out.”
I swear, if there was no last sentence, what he said could be directly used in Chinese textbooks.
Actually, the more I think about it, the more I feel that handing out leaflets is better than working at Fuzetang. For example, at least handing out leaflets is a regular job, and the money is earned by one’s own labor, so I have a clear conscience. And working in Fuzetang
, to put it nicely, it means practicing religious beliefs, but to say it worse, it means engaging in feudal superstition, defrauding people of money and many other crimes.
But having said that, if you really asked me to distribute leaflets, I would not do it even to death. In comparison, I would rather be a person who messes with feudal superstitions. At least I can live a more relaxed life.
, the current world is like this.
In fact, before I distributed this flyer, I never thought that anyone would come based on the flyer. Later, when I distributed the flyer, I changed my view. I felt that if Wu Laoer saw it, he might come, but by chance, we did happen to meet him.
Such a Wu Laoer.
That day was the afternoon after I distributed the flyers. Cui Zuofei, Yi Xinxing and I set up a small table in Fuze Hall to chat with the landlords. The main reason was that Cui Zuofei was tired of online chatting and said he wanted to try it in real life. So we
When the three of them were fighting fiercely, suddenly there was a knock on the door. After knocking on the door, they walked in. What came in was a kid who looked about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a big band on his ear.
He has an earring or something, and his hair is colorful. At first glance, he looks like a gangster, and he is also a wretched gangster.
"Boy, what are you doing? If you have anything to do, go out if you have nothing to do." Cui Zuofei squinted at the wretched boy and shouted. It's not that Cui Zuofei looked down on these little gangsters. He told me that he was also good at it for a while.
He's just like a gangster, so there's nothing to look down on. The reason for his bad attitude is because this guy looks like a poor student at first glance. There's no way he's rich. You know, Cui Zuofei is a money-hungry guy. If you don't
Money, you are the mayor, and he may not let you stay in Fuze Hall for long. Of course, this is a metaphor. As the mayor of China, how can he not have money, right?
The boy was not frightened by Cui Zuofei's roar. Instead, he looked happy for a while, took out a stupid leaflet, and asked: "Is this Fuze Hall?"
"Didn't you see such a big sign at the door?" Cui Zuofei knocked on his legs, lit a cigarette and took a puff.
"Then you are the leader of Fuzetang, Boss Cui, right? My idol." The wretched boy rushed up and shook Cui Zuofei's hands solemnly, making Yi Xinxing and I stunned for a moment.
, where is this? Could it be that Cui Zuofei invited an actor to play Yi Xinxing and me?
"I didn't expect that my name would be known to so many young people. Oh, I'm so sorry." Cui Zuofei also blushed, but he recovered quickly and pretended to be a fairy.
Look.
"I'm dissatisfied with Brother Cui. I encountered some problems this time. Didn't I see on your flyer that you can solve special incidents? I hope you can help me with what I encountered this time." The wretched boy whispered.
Said to us.
"What happened? Tell me the detailed process." Cui Zuofei asked.
"It's like this. The cause of the matter has to start with our school. It was really dark clouds that day. I was going home from a narrow path that I usually walk, and all of a sudden!" The wretched boy paused here.
I felt uncomfortable when I heard that, so I asked, "What happened suddenly? You should tell me."
"Hey, did you suddenly encounter a special situation?" Cui Zuofei was an experienced person. He guessed what this kid meant and continued to ask: "Tell me, what kind of thing did you encounter?"
"I was going home, and suddenly Yuan Bin rushed out with seven or eight people." The boy said.
"Um..." Cui Zuofei, Yi Xinxing and I were stunned. We originally thought some evil spirit would come out, but it sounded like a human name.
"If you come out and catch me, I'll beat him up. I'm just trying to be a better person, you bastard. I came here just because I hope Boss Cui will bring someone to help me beat him up," the kid said.
"I'm dizzy. Boy, do you think it's Young and Dangerous? What's your name?" I asked the boy. I guessed that this boy was fascinated by Young and Dangerous.
"My name is Wang Zewei. I know the rules on the road. If something happens, I won't reveal the number of people. And the price is easy to talk about." Wang Zewei said slyly.
I couldn't stand it anymore. The Young and Dangerous guys were so damn harmful. They had ruined the future flowers of our country like this. I pointed at the door and said, "Go away. We don't accept this kind of business."
When Wang Zewei heard what I said, he could only sigh, turned around and walked towards the door, and said as he walked: "Hey, I am planning to spend all my savings to ask someone to beat those guys. It seems that I have to find someone else."
People."
When I heard this, I immediately felt something was wrong, because Wang Zewei seemed to have mentioned all his savings. I turned around and saw that, sure enough, Cui Zuofei looked at Wang Zewei with the same look as a bull in heat looks at those cows.
Almost drooling.
"Little brother, wait a minute. Who said we won't take it? I'll take it. Tell me how much savings you have." Cui Zuofei stood up and said to Wang Zewei.
Wang Zewei turned around and sighed and said, "I always feel that you three are not very reliable."
"Look at my tattoo. It's real. Don't worry, it's just about beating someone up. As long as the price is right, it's fine." Cui Zuofei said with squinted eyes.
After listening to Cui Zuofei's words, I wanted to step forward and beat him, but the mark Chang Tianqing gave him turned out to be a tattoo.
"Brother Cui, this is inappropriate. We are all Mr. Yin and Yang." I whispered in Cui Zuofei's ear. I don't want to be in my twenties and rush into a middle school and beat a middle school student. That's too much.
Victory is no longer possible.
"It will be appropriate if the money is available." Cui Zuofei glared at me and signaled me to stop talking.
"If I pay 10,000 yuan, I can just beat up one person. I don't know if it will be enough." Wang Zewei took out 10,000 yuan from his bag and said after thinking about it.
"Enough, definitely enough, hehe, don't worry, little brother, I will take my brothers to deal with him tomorrow." Cui Zuofei said with a smile, and then reached out and took the 10,000 yuan.
"Sure, I am very close to their class. His name is Yuan Bin. This is a photo. He is a student in Class 3 and 5 of Harbin Key No. 1 Middle School. I hope you have some professional ethics." After the boy finished speaking, he dropped a photo.
He turned around and walked away.
I looked at Cui Zuofei who was sitting aside and counting money and said, "Old Cui, this is really not good." I'm not being hypocritical. Think about it this way. When you were in high school, you rushed into an elementary school and beat someone up. Think about it this way.
If so, you can understand how I feel now.
"As long as you have money, I will follow my brother to beat up that Yuan Bin tomorrow, and then treat you to dinner." After saying that, he walked into the bedroom to count the money. Seeing Cui Zuofei having a carefree day, Mr. Yin and Yang took people to cut it.
I guess he is the first person to fight. He is almost the same as Jigong. After having wine and meat through his intestines, he is still in the heart of Buddha.