"When it comes to college life, we have to start by learning how to hook up. To judge whether a person's social skills are good or not, we first need to see whether he or she is good at hooking up. If your hookup ability is high, it means you are eloquent and will have
Many friends, like this, let me tell you about hooking up." Although I am still a virgin, my theoretical knowledge is still quite high. Seeing the number one scholar listening carefully to my expression, I was thinking
You can't teach him to be half as bad as Cui Zuofei.
"To get better at sex, we have to start with human instincts, and speaking obscenely is the most evil thing..." Just when I was about to tell him about the thirty-six moves to hook up with him, suddenly there was a noise from downstairs, the number one scholar.
He also frowned and said, "I'll tell you later, let's go down and see what's going on." After that, he opened the door and went downstairs.
The two of us went downstairs and took a look. At this time, the monsters below had been divided into two sides, and both sides were yelling at each other.
I asked strangely: "Brother Zhuangyuan, is there still internal strife in your Red Gate Inn?"
"These are not people from our Red Gate Inn, they should be people from the Four Immortal Clan. This time, it is because of the second sister's family affairs. Now the Four Immortal Clan in the Northeast have been divided into two factions. Hu and Mang are now united.
Now, the Chang and Huang families have united. Now below are the members of the four great immortal families and their respective supporting small families." Zhuangyuanlang said, watching the scene below with great interest.
"Why are the Python and Chang families opposed? Logically speaking, they should unite." I asked doubtfully. In fact, in my opinion, there is really not much difference between snakes and pythons.
"These two families have been competing for the orthodox position of the Liu family for thousands of years. Originally, the Mang family and the Hu family had no intersection. This time, it was because of the conflict between the Hu family and the Chang family that the Hu family and the Mang family
There are some interactions between the families.”
"Fang Li, aren't you going to go down and help your second sister?" I looked at him relaxing up there, as if he didn't seem to want to go down to help, so I asked him.
"Haha, you underestimate our Red Gate Inn too much. Our Red Gate Inn has been able to exist for so long because we have our own methods. Do you think anyone in the Red Gate Inn would dare to hurt my second sister?" Zhuang Yuanlang said arrogantly.
I nodded. In fact, I felt that their trump card should be their boss. To be honest, the Red Gate Inn has been around for hundreds of years, but why is it still so mysterious? Even looking for it is difficult to find. Although Hu Sanniang
He and Zhuangyuanlang are indeed very powerful, but they cannot guarantee the safety of the Red Gate Inn. After all, no matter what, as long as it has a reputation, someone will come to misguided ideas, whether it is a monster who is not convinced that the Red Gate Inn has such a reputation.
, or a Taoist priest who wants to slay demons. Anyway, according to common sense, the Red Gate Inn is in a very dangerous situation.
But no one came to make trouble at the Red Gate Inn, not even once. This is not luck, but requires extremely strong strength.
At this time, Hu Sanniang was standing below to negotiate with the person opposite. The person opposite seemed to be named Chang Mengxing. He was a middle-aged man who looked very strong and must have been in his forties.
I listened carefully and found out that Hu Sanniang and Chang Mengxing had been at odds with each other for a long time. Just now, their subordinates accidentally bumped into each other, and the two of them immediately used the topic to make things difficult for the other party.
However, although the two people below were quarreling fiercely, I always felt that Chang Mengxing was at a disadvantage. Maybe it was because Hu Sanniang was the second owner of the Red Gate Inn. After all, this was Hu Sanniang’s territory. Chang Mengxing was not stupid either.
If Hu Sanniang started a fight, she was simply seeking death, so she was smart enough not to take action.
At this time, there was still a constant quarrel below. Just when both sides were quarreling with red faces, the door of the Red Gate Inn was suddenly opened by someone. Everyone's eyes swept towards the person who came in. I was no exception.
He looked over and saw that it was Meng Yi. Meng Yi was still wearing the same armor he had at that time, and he also had two big fangs at the corners of his mouth.
When Meng Yi came in and saw the two parties arguing, he was stunned for a moment, but he recovered instantly. His eyes began to scan the hall, and finally his eyes stayed on me. He glanced at me and looked at me.
I smiled, and then, regardless of the people from the four immortal clans, I walked to a dining table and shouted: "Waiter, serve the food. Serve whatever is good."
At this time, a waiter behind Hu Sanniang looked at Hu Sanniang to see what she meant. Hu Sanniang glanced at Meng Yi and nodded. When the waiter saw Hu Sanniang nodded, he immediately got into the kitchen.
At this time, the two parties were disrupted by Meng Yi's entry, and they immediately lost their mood to eat. After saying a few words, they parted ways.
"It's actually a zombie, and it still retains humanity. It's been a long time since something like this has appeared." Just as I was about to go upstairs, suddenly the top pick on the side sighed.
"Are zombies rare?" I asked doubtfully.
The champion looked at me and said: "Zombies are not uncommon, but being able to maintain their own consciousness is very rare."
I nodded, and then the champion said: "Hey, that zombie seems to be calling you, do you know him?"
When I heard this, I raised my head and took a look. Sure enough, Meng Yi was waving to me. I smiled when I saw it. It seemed that this guy was still thinking about me. I didn't think much and walked down to the No. 1 Scholar Gallery.
Of course I followed.
I came down and found that at this time, 70% of the monsters on the first floor were looking at Meng Yi pointing and talking about some secret.
"Hi, Brother Meng Yi, hello." I said to Meng Yi as soon as I walked to his dining table.
"Little brother, please sit down." Meng Yi pointed to the chair next to him and said.
"Brother, can I sit down?" Zhuang Yuanlang also said to Meng Yi.
"No." Meng Yi decisively refused after hearing what the champion said.
When the champion was said like this, he immediately felt embarrassed. He stood there and laughed twice, and said, "In that case, I won't bother you anymore." After saying that, he glanced at me, turned around, and walked to Hu Sanniang's place to sit not far away.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
After sitting down, Meng Yi didn't say anything, just in a daze. I didn't know what he was thinking, so I said to Meng Yi: "Brother Meng Yi, I have a request, can you sign it for me?"
.”
At that time, I didn’t know how I could say such a sentence. Meng Yi was stunned for a moment, “Uh, what is a signature?”
"Forget it, you don't understand." It suddenly occurred to me that Meng Yi didn't know what a signature was, just like talking about having sex with the number one scholar.
[PS: Xiaojiu is coding today. I fell asleep while coding. It seems that I am still too tired, so this chapter is late. I’m sorry everyone.]