What I have to say is that I am a real diaosi. Although I am now considered a policeman and have dragon-slaying skills, I can never hide the fact that I am a diaosi. Diaosi should live the life of a diaosi. What I am living now is
The life of a pure loser, lying in a hospital bed all day eating, sleeping and watching TV, is boring to death. What's more important is that this TV can only search for two channels, one is the Central News Network channel all day long, and the other is
An idol drama about two unknown Korean starlets.
Needless to say, Central News Network, although I can’t understand it, I can still pretend to be cool and care about national affairs, but I really can’t stop criticizing that idol drama. I feel like all idol dramas in Korea
Basically it's the same way, the man is always tall, rich and handsome, he always pretends to be cool, he talks cool, walks cool, does whatever he does to show off, while the woman is always a white dick beauty, very pretty,
Other men look down on her, but when she sees the male protagonist, she pushes up like a cow in heat.
China's idol dramas have made a big breakthrough, which is exactly the opposite of South Korea. In Chinese idol dramas, the male protagonist is always a diaosi, but he is definitely handsome, while the heroine has a relatively rich family, and then she starts to become a diaosi.
Counterattack, this is probably the biggest selling point in China. All diaosi like to see other diaosi counterattack, so most of the people who watch idol dramas in China are diaosi. However, there is still a big breakthrough in China's idol dramas.
, that is, no matter who the hero or heroine is, one of them must be terminally ill, such as cancer, and then after a long time of separation, the doctor will tell you: I'm just kidding you.
I was watching this idol drama in front of me. The male and female protagonists have separated and reunited seven or eight times. I wanted to ask the screenwriter why he didn't let them get married. Isn't this funny? Looking at that woman on TV
Then she cried loudly while hugging that handsome cock, still yelling: "I don't want to break up, I don't want it."
"I don't want you, uncle." I couldn't bear it anymore and turned off the TV directly. His grandma's fault was not that I had a bad temper. Anyone who knows me knows that I have a good temper, but I have been lying on this bed for two days.
It’s been fifteen days. I’ve seen these two guys break up for twenty-five days. I’ve seen them finally getting married and making such a fuss. The doctor told me to rest for a month before I can go out. There are still five days left. I’m so fucked.
I don’t know how to survive, and I stare at the ceiling in confusion. This is the most boring hospitalization I have ever had. I used to feel that hospitalization was pretty good, with people giving me food and playing with me. But now they are all busy and don’t have time to spend time with me.
, and maybe the time this time was indeed a little too long, and I was annoyed myself.
"Brother Xiaojiu, what are you doing?" Suddenly Fang Pengguang's voice came from the door. I looked towards the door. Fang Pengguang was wearing a red suit, and his hair was fixed with hairspray.
He looks quite human-like.
"Pengguang, it's better for you. You finally came to see me. You haven't come to see me for five days, right?" I said with a smile to Fang Pengguang. I usually face that nurse all day long, which makes me feel bad.
I have always been depressed, but now I am very excited when I see Fang Pengguang.
Who knew that Fang Pengguang scratched his hair and said to me: "Hey, come and see you when you have time. In fact, I am accompanying my girlfriend to see a doctor." As soon as he finished speaking, a girl with long hair walked out from behind Fang Pengguang.
, dressed very fashionably, with a pair of sunglasses and red hair, a standard beauty. When she saw me, she smiled at me and said: "Hello, my name is Tanya, I am Peng Guang's girlfriend."
I saw that the woman in front of me looked strange, so I said casually: "Pengguang, where was that Xiaofen from a few days ago? Why haven't I seen her?"
Who knew that as soon as I finished speaking, Fang Pengguang's smiling face suddenly froze, and Tanya also turned to look at him.
Fang Pengguang's mouth twitched and he said to Tanya: "I believe this is a beautiful misunderstanding."
"Do you think I will believe you?" The girl named Tanya asked, staring at Fang Pengguang.
"Believe it, you must believe it. My brother is joking, isn't he Ninth Brother?" After saying this, Fang Pengguang turned his head and winked at me.
I thought about it for a while, which made you feel stupid, so I pretended to be stupid and said: "Oh no, no, it's not Xiaofen, it's Xiao Taohong, it doesn't seem right. Last time you brought out two girls, I got them confused.
But that Tanya, right? I believe this kid won’t be able to use two boats. I believe he runs a shipyard.”
When Tanya heard this, she turned to Fang Pengguang, raised her fist and asked, "Do you know what fists are used for?"
Fang Pengguang swallowed his saliva when he saw it, and said weakly: "Is it used as a cheerleading team?"
"Did you hit someone?" After saying that, Tanya punched Fang Pengguang in the stomach. I don't know if Fang Pengguang was pretending to be stupid or what he was doing. He immediately fell to the ground and stopped moving. I was stunned when I saw him.
I was stunned for a moment, then Tanya glared at me, and then said angrily to Fang Pengguang: "Fang, please remember, this matter is not over yet, I will ask my brother to chop you up, fuck you." After that,
He twisted his buttocks and left.
Seeing that Fang Pengguang was still on the ground, I yelled at him: "Okay, buddy, why are you pretending to be stupid now that the old ladies are gone?" But after I finished speaking, Fang Pengguang's grandson still didn't move, so I
I thought, my grandson can lie down on the floor if he wants. It's none of my business. After waiting for about three minutes, Fang Pengguang coughed and slowly stood up.
"Brother, there's no need. You're lying on the ground and pretending to be stupid. Why are you afraid of a girl?" I looked at Fang Pengguang with disdain. Fang Pengguang stood up and covered his stomach with one hand. He was stunned after hearing my words.
She walked up to me with a gloomy face and said, "Brother, she has a black belt in karate. She is so close. If you let her punch you, she would probably make you burp."
"What, the underworld?" I was stunned after hearing this, thinking that the girl's thin figure could not be linked to the legendary black belt, but maybe she was responding to the sentence: thin is thin, and there are muscles.
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Then Fang Pengguang sat beside my bed and rubbed his belly. Not long after, his phone rang. After he answered the phone, his face started to look bitter. After hanging up the phone, he rushed
She looked at me and asked, "Brother Ninth, it's over, she wants someone to beat me up."
"Fuck it, you're a policeman and you're still afraid of people beating you up?" I really despised him from the bottom of my heart.
"No, his brother is the gangster leader in this area. She asked me to go to the nearest amusement park tomorrow to learn about this matter. According to the rules of the world, there will be a fight between the two parties." Fang Pengguang said bitterly,