In the past, I always thought that the amusement park was a place for rich and handsome people to play. Later I found out that I was wrong. It turns out that only losers would come here to play. All the rich and handsome people went to have sex. Who has the time to come to this shabby amusement park?
The purpose of the losers coming to the amusement park is nothing more than to catch a fair and beautiful girl. I looked at the many girls around me and felt that I was so happy. I don’t know how many times better than lying in the hospital and looking at the aunt’s miserable face.
At this time, Fang Pengguang also had a pig-like look on his face. Although we had just been beaten up, the pain on our bodies would only last for a while, and it would be fine after a while. I am a person who has done all kinds of things before, and still
Are you afraid of these gangsters? I just let them go, ahem.
"Brother Xiao Jiu, what are you going to do next?" Fang Pengguang looked at the countless pretty girls passing by him, swallowed his saliva and asked me.
After listening to Fang Pengguang's words, I thought about it, but after thinking for a long time, I still had no idea. After all, I didn't go out to play often, so I said to Fang Pengguang: "Tell me, you are more experienced in playing."
Who knew that when Fang Pengguang heard my words, a lewd smile suddenly appeared on his face, he looked at the crowd on both sides, and whispered to me: "According to the general practice, you first catch a girl, and then accompany them to the haunted house.
Whatever, once these girls are scared, they will squeeze into your arms with all their strength. When the time comes, hehe..." After saying that, he laughed obscenely.
When I heard this, I thought it was a good idea and said to Fang Pengguang: "Then you go ahead and catch one for me to see."
"Learn a little." After saying that, Fang Pengguang touched his messy hair, twisted his butt and walked towards a beautiful woman who looked about twenty years old. At this time, he didn't know that there was still something on his chest.
The two footprints and the eye socket on his left eye were like those of a panda, his nose was still red, and his hairstyle was like a chicken coop. However, he was completely unaware of these and felt good about himself at the moment. He walked up to the beautiful woman, snapped his fingers, and said obscenely: "Hi
"Little beauty, do you want to go to the haunted house with your brother?" After saying that, he blinked at the woman disgustingly, which made me feel sick for a while.
There was a crisp sound of "pop." Sure enough, the beauty's aesthetic vision seemed to be quite normal. She slapped Fang Pengguang on the face and then cursed, "Damn gangster, pervert."
After turning around and leaving, the people around him naturally saw what Fang Pengguang had done, and bursts of laughter immediately broke out.
Fang Pengguang came back with a hard face, scratched his hairstyle, and said: "Brother Xiaojiu, that's a mistake, that girl doesn't understand the level of appreciation. Fortunately, I was the one who got on, and I only got a slap in the face. If you did,
She probably has to chop you with a knife."
I looked at Fang Pengguang's look and couldn't help but smile, and comforted me: "No, that girl doesn't look too cruel. Could it be that that girl saw you were too handsome and probably beat you like this?"
A slap in the face, taking the opportunity to touch your face?"
Fang Pengguang, who was still passive at first, suddenly raised his head and stared at me, which made me feel nervous. After a while, he slowly said: "That makes sense. I didn't expect this girl to be so perverted."
Then he immediately turned around and walked towards the beauty and said: "Hey beauty, if you wanted to touch me just now, just touch me. Why are you beating around the bush? This is not good. Isn't there a song that goes like this: I want to touch you."
Just touch it in an open way."
"Pah, pah, pah." After three consecutive slaps, I vaguely felt that Fang Pengguang's face was swollen, and then the woman yelled at Fang Pengguang: "Is this considered touching you?
Do you want me to continue touching you?"
At this time, Fang Pengguang's face turned blue. He said: A good man does not fight with women. Then he turned around and ran away. However, this time Fang Pengguang's mental state was obviously much better than before. After returning, he touched his hair and said:
"Did you see, this girl is addicted to touching me? Hey, handsome people are troublesome."
In fact, if the normal Fang Pengguang said this, I wouldn't feel bad. After all, he is indeed good-looking and fashionably dressed. He is indeed a handsome guy. But at this time, his face was swollen and his left eye was swollen.
The dark circles under his eyes were still hanging, and blood was slowly flowing out of his nose. He looked even worse than Brother Shuai.
"Ahem." I coughed twice, looked at Fang Pengguang and said, "I said I could go over and give you her QQ phone number and everything else. Do you believe it?"
"Just you? I'm so handsome and handsome, so don't go, otherwise it will be bad if you are chased and chopped." Fang Pengguang looked at me with contempt on his face. I actually knew that my current situation was worse than Fang's.
Peng Guang was not much better, his face was covered in bruises and bruises.
"Just tell me what if I go and come back? You know, I don't do things that are not beneficial." I said with a smile at Fang Pengguang.
"If you want to come, I'll give you a thousand yuan. Hmm, if you don't want to come, I'll give you five hundred. How about it?" Fang Pengguang said as if he had a chance of winning.
"Deal." I smiled and thought to myself, you grandson, prepare to pay.
Then I walked over to the beautiful woman and said to her: "Hey beautiful woman, can you make a friend?"
The beautiful woman glanced at me coldly and said, "What's wrong? Do you want to be like that guy just now and be 'touched' by me?"
It seemed that she saw that I was with Fang Pengguang. I smiled awkwardly and scratched my head and said: "To be honest, I made a bet with my friend. If I can get your QQ number, he will give it to me."
I’ll give you one thousand yuan, and I’ll give you three hundred yuan. How about you give me your QQ phone number?”
"I want six hundred, or I won't give it to you." The beautiful woman said firmly upon hearing this.
"No, beauty, you have to leave some for me. How about this, how about 50-50?" Then I quietly took out 500 yuan from my wallet, and then pretended to hug the beauty. The beauty saw me withdrawing the money.
, she didn’t resist. She just didn’t want Fang Pengguang to find out. She secretly gave the money to this beauty, and then we pretended to have a conversation. Then she took out a piece of paper and wrote down her contact information.
He said that he was very dedicated and even wrote down his home address and so on. Finally, he said to me: "Handsome guy, remember to call me Ang next time you have such a good thing."
I smiled after hearing this, then waved to her and turned around to walk back. At this time, Fang Pengguang behind me was stunned.
"How's it going?" I waved the note with the beauty's contact information in front of Fang Pengguang and said, "Hurry up and give me the money."
"Brother Xiaojiu, how did you do it?" Fang Pengguang looked at me with admiration and said, "You are so frustrated, why can she still give it to you? Does she have a heavy taste?"
"Give me the money. I'll tell you after I give you the money." I looked at Fang Pengguang with contempt.
Fang Pengguang immediately took out a thousand yuan and handed it to me, and then asked me: "Brother Xiaojiu, tell me, how did you do it?"
I smiled, and did not hide it from Fang Pengguang. I told the woman exactly what I told her. Anyway, I already had the money, and Fang Pengguang couldn't beat me, and I wasn't afraid that he would regret it.