But just when the three of us had walked a few steps, we saw an office. Inside, a doctor was checking the pulse of a patient, and there was an aunt in her fifties looking at the two people worriedly.
Since they were close to the door, I heard the doctor say to the patient: "This time you have a few hemorrhoids in your mouth. Go back and eat a few kilograms of arsenic, and then eat some rock sugar and you will be cured..."
As soon as the three of us heard this, we immediately stopped and looked at the doctor. Isn't this guy a poisonous person? As a people's policeman, I feel that I have to step forward at this time, but when we were just about to walk in and ask this doctor
, suddenly the patient stood up and said to the fifty-something old lady next to him: "Mrs. Li, it seems that your son wants to be a doctor too much and has developed a mental abnormality. You can buy some medicine and take it home first...
"
Immediately I broke out in a cold sweat. It turned out that this patient was a doctor, and this doctor was just a psychopath who was quite a doctor. Sure enough, as soon as the patient finished speaking, the doctor had drool in his mouth, and he looked like he was demented.
Mutually.
"I'm dizzy. It's hard not to become mentally ill if you stay in this terrible place for a long time." I said with a cold sweat.
"Same feeling." Liu Peng and Fang Pengguang also wiped away their sweat and said.
However, this did not stop us from moving towards the fifth floor. We continued walking towards the top of the stairs, and suddenly a doctor wearing doctor's clothes rushed out from above, holding a handful of patient sheets in his hand.
"Hey, doctor, where is the dean's office on the fifth floor?" I asked casually to the doctor. After all, I was too lazy to look for it on the fifth floor. I could go straight there after asking first.
The doctor looked to be in his fifties and had bald hair. After hearing what I said, he looked at me with a smile and said, "If you ask me, you have found the right person. You know, I have been working in this hospital for a long time. Come on."
, I’ll take you there anyway.” This doctor looks quite normal.
"That's best, please, doctor." After hearing this, I smiled at the doctor, and the doctor took us upstairs. However, after walking two floors, I felt that they were kind enough to take us up. The atmosphere now is too
Being silent and not saying a word will make others feel that we are too indifferent.
"Doctor, how long have you been working here?" I asked the doctor.
"It must have been more than thirty years, which is quite a long time." The doctor pushed his eyes and said.
"Thirty years is a long time, so what do you do in the hospital?" Liu Peng asked casually from the side.
"I'm engaged in research." Suddenly the doctor stopped, turned around and smiled at us, drool drooled from his mouth, and he looked like he was demented.
I felt something was wrong as soon as I saw it, so I asked carefully: "Are you doing research? Research or something?"
"It's being studied." The doctor giggled.
"Fuck you, uncle." After hearing this, I kicked him over, and then the three of us rushed forward and beat him up, but we were very measured in our attacks. It only hurt, not hurt, it would only hurt him for a while, no.
What's going to happen?
After I finished the beating, I kicked him to the corner and said angrily to Fang Pengguang and the others: "I did it, isn't there a normal mental hospital?"
Suddenly, two men in suits and ties walked downstairs. They looked to be in their thirties. One of them shouted at us: "Who is yelling? Didn't you see that our minister was inspecting?"
"Finally, two normal people are here." Liu Peng looked at the two people and sighed and said, "Liu Peng, I'm a policeman. The two of you are going to inspect. We are handling the case."
I suddenly felt something was wrong and asked this person: "What kind of minister are you?"
As soon as I finished speaking, two staff members suddenly ran out from upstairs. They rushed over and caught the two men who claimed to be ministers. They apologized to us and said, "I'm sorry, these two patients are sick again. The police are making fun of them like this.
Please don't mind, you two."
I was sweating at this time. What kind of fun was this? But at this moment, two people in suits suddenly caught the two staff members with their backhands. One of them said apologetically: "I'm sorry.
, these two patients often thought that they were the staff here, and even after arresting them for a long time, they could not be caught, so we had to use this method to lure them out."
I admit, I am actually a mess now. What kind of game is this? It’s like playing Infernal Affairs, his uncle’s. Just like that, these two men in suits and ties brought these two so-called ‘staff members’ downstairs.
"Brother Xiaojiu, otherwise the three of us should leave. I'm worried that we will become mentally ill if we continue to stay." Fang Pengguang suggested to me as he watched the four people go downstairs.
I also swallowed my saliva and said: "I'm afraid of catching it, so I'll be smarter later. Remember, no one but the three of us should believe it. If they want to play Infernal Affairs, I'll just play with them."
"Sure." They replied. Although the three of us started walking upstairs, the strange thing was that no so-called mental patients appeared during this period. We reached the fifth floor without encountering any of them. In fact,
This hospital is quite big, and the first floor is also very big. As soon as we went up, a man passed us. The strange thing was that he was holding his leather shoes and said: "Sell these stocks to me, and you can make whatever money you want."
Just five million. Have you bought the island I asked you to buy for me in Africa last time? Did you buy it? OK, I will come over in my helicopter in a few days."
I looked at this guy. He still had holes in his socks. How could he still have money to buy an island? More importantly, he was buying an island in Africa. It was really weird, but by now I had gotten used to it. People who came in and saw
Which one is not weird?
There must be more than a hundred rooms on this floor. We started looking from the left at this time. It was really shocking to see the listings on the door of those houses. The White House, Zhongnanhai, etc. were all ordinary. Above, the space station, Ultraman
There are countless planets, and there is another one called the People's Liberation Army World War II Command Post. This is the one I remember most deeply, because when we just passed the People's Liberation Army World War II Command Post, a patient rushed out and hugged Fang Pengguang and shouted:
"Chief."
Originally, I thought Fang Pengguang would kick him, but unexpectedly, Fang Pengguang cooperated and held him in his arms and asked, "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang?"
The patient turned around and lay in Fang Pengguang's arms. He looked at Fang Pengguang with affectionate eyes and said: "Chief, Xiaoqiang was shot more than a dozen times just now and was hit in the butt by a rocket launcher. It seems that I can no longer do it."
Accompany the leader and help him eliminate the Chiang Kai-shek army." After saying that, he imitated the way he vomited blood on TV, but the blood was not spit out, but a lot of saliva was spitted out, and then he hit Fang Pengguang's mouth with his mouth.