Ahem, on the first day of school, I got up early for the first time for the first time. Why? Because I was receiving new students. I don’t know who leaked the news at that time. Later, there was a rumor that it was the school teacher who spread the news.
There will be many school girls and beauties coming this year, so all the male students are rushing to receive the new students, not realizing that this is a conspiracy of the school.
Yes, it was a conspiracy. The school announced that it would start at seven o'clock, and the first thirty classmates to arrive would be the ones to receive the new students. Kaizi made me get up at six o'clock to grab a spot, but Fatty Cao and Glasses wouldn't go even if they beat me to death.
Fatty Cao said that he had no love for beautiful women, mainly because he was too sleepy, and his glasses told him to save time to code, but his speed of coding was really fast, which Kaizi and I could not catch up with.
Closer to home, when Kaizi and I arrived at the registration office, there were already seven or eight people sitting sickly on one side. Based on our experience, Kaizi and I could tell at a glance that these comrades had just stayed up all night.
Yes, he stayed up all night to receive new students. He is truly a role model for perverts like me.
At seven o'clock, about fifty people had already arrived. The teacher who led us did not let them leave when more than twenty people came, but said with a smile: "It's okay. The school leaders understand everyone's mood of welcoming new students.
Therefore, twenty more places are specially approved."
The guys were quite happy and said that the school leaders could understand their classmates and so on, but later they found out that they had been deceived.
Everyone should still remember that when I first arrived, there were only a few people who came to receive me. In fact, I only saw one teacher and one senior. The reason is that they all knew that reception work is not a good job and did not want to come at all. And we, the college students, did not want to come.
Although the second-year student is considered to be a freshman, there are still many things he doesn’t know.
Anyway, we were quite excited when we arrived at the reception. There were indeed a lot of beauties coming, but it was totally out of proportion. To describe it like this, we received ten people, five men, three Feng sisters, and one was average-looking.
There is only one beauty left, how should we divide it?
When I see beautiful women, all of them rush to me. When I see men or Sister Feng, no one dares to make eye contact with the teacher who gives orders. This is the same as when the teacher asked questions in class before and everyone did not dare to make eye contact with the teacher. There is a reason.
A lot of people come to greet even average-looking guys, and they are even more indifferent when they see a handsome guy. So everyone feels that he is a cheat.
But it didn’t take long for me to discover an even more deceiving thing, that is, it’s really hot today. It was fine in the morning and everyone felt very comfortable, but at noon, the sun shone brightly on the ground, and it felt like a fire roasting on the ground.
, and later I discovered that I didn’t check the weather forecast when I went out today, and the hottest temperature today was 39°.
But at noon, I remembered that the school is still a little bit humane. Food is included. I saw the teacher walking towards us with boxes of lunches. I felt that the teacher was so cute. But when we took the lunch boxes and opened them, everyone’s
Tears flowed out uncontrollably. When I saw my lunch box, I realized what original ecology is and what green food is. If you add shredded meat to peat food, it will kill people. I secretly forgot to take a look at the teacher’s lunch box. I
It felt like this guy must have put all the meat of fifty people into his own bowl. It was all meat and there was no trace of rice.
But you can't skip eating. It's really amazing to eat original green food under the scorching sun.
Suddenly, a beautiful figure walked out of the train station. The beauty had long hair, a high nose, and a cherry mouth. She was wearing sportswear and looked extremely elegant.
Suddenly, Kaizi, who was holding a lunch box and chewing on it next to me, threw the lunch box away and yelled: "My cousin has finally arrived. Why did she arrive now? She has been waiting all day. After saying that, she ran towards that beautiful woman."
Everyone was originally ready to rush forward, but then they heard that Kaizi said she was his cousin, and Kaizi himself also rushed forward, so the others were too embarrassed to rush forward. Later, Kaizi went up and said a few words to the beautiful woman.
, I ran to the teacher to register, and then helped the woman carry her bag and so on.
Finally, when Kaizi went to send the girl to the car, I asked: "Kaizi, when did you have a cousin come to our school?"
After hearing what I said, the beautiful woman was stunned for a moment, rolled her eyes at Kaizi and said, "Who said I was his cousin, but you are quite smart." The first sentence was for us, and the second sentence was of course for Kaizi.
That’s it.
Everyone understood everything as soon as they heard this beauty's words. It was obvious that Kaizi was cheating, but this was because of his own cleverness. Then Kaizi moved towards the road of happiness in the eyes of everyone with envy and hatred.
Everyone watched Kaizi and the beautiful woman walk away and squatted down to eat their lunch. Unexpectedly, I saw a beautiful figure walking over from a short distance away. I recognized it and it turned out to be Han Keer. At this time, Han Keer pulled
Carrying a suitcase and wearing a short white skirt, she glanced at the registration office of our school and then walked towards us.
I stood up and ran towards her while shouting: "Han Ke'er, what are you doing here?"
But someone suddenly shouted from behind: "This kid is in the same dormitory as the guy just now, and he still wants to use this trick, everyone, come on."
"Little cousin, why are you here? I miss you so much."
"Daughter-in-law, why didn't you tell me that you were coming?"
"Fuck, that's my wife, why are you running away?"
"That's my cousin."
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Suddenly there was a loud noise from behind.
I was stunned when I heard these words. It seems that everyone thinks that I am as shameless as Kaizi. Can I be the same as him? In fact, Han Keer is really a beautiful woman, and she has a very elegant temperament and a very white face.
I think it's the result of too much contact with dirty things.
Han Ke'er was also shocked. Seeing so many people rushing towards her, she thought it was a robbery. But when she saw me rushing at the front, she shouted, "Brother Ninth, what's going on?"
"Those guys in the back are having sex." I ran up to her and said breathlessly.
The guys at the back were also stunned. Seeing that Han Keer and I really knew each other, they didn't have the nerve to rush forward, which made me look down upon them for a while.
"Um, Brother Ninth is also studying at Chengdu Art Institute?" Han Keer asked me with a smile.
"Well, I'm here to welcome new students today. Come on, I'll take you to school." I said with a smile. Although I didn't help them in dealing with the Jiyinjisha, we still fought together.
So I'm still very enthusiastic.
Then I took her to the teacher's place to register, and then I took her to find a restaurant to eat. Just now, it was boring to eat alone, but it was a different feeling to be with a beautiful woman.
Han Ke'er heard that I wanted to invite her to dinner, but she didn't agree. She had to invite me. She said that it was my gratitude for saving Sister Han. I thought about it and nodded in agreement. It was just a meal anyway.
Then I randomly found a restaurant and started eating. On the way, I called Lee Mingyao and told him that someone was inviting me to dinner and asked him to come over. When he heard that he was being invited to eat, he was stunned and he arrived in five minutes.
He stood in front of me with a smile, but when he saw Han Keer, he was startled again. I told him that Han Keer would treat me to dinner.
Later, we ordered a few dishes and chatted while eating. Han Keer told us that Sister Han was recovering well and would be discharged from the hospital soon.
I nodded after hearing this, smiled at Li Mingyao and asked: "Old Li, you are very fast today. You knew it was a beautiful woman who invited you to dinner, so you arrived so quickly."
Li Mingyao scratched his sloppy hair and said, "No, I happened to be here to see the 'business'."
As soon as I heard him talk about business, I became interested and asked, "What's the sound? Has it been resolved?"
"It's just an ordinary facade. It's a feng shui violation. I'll just go and change it later." Li Mingyao said casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, Li Mingyao's face, which was originally rosy, turned pale instantly, and the corners of his mouth
A trace of blood flowed out.
Han Ke'er and I looked inside and held him up, asking him what was going on. Li Mingyao's eyes also bulged, as if they were about to fall out, and his expression was ferocious. The people eating around him were also frightened.
Someone called 120, but after five minutes, Li Mingyao seemed to be a little better and took us out immediately.
Li Mingyao took Han Ke'er and me to an alley, squatted down, and held his head. Han Ke'er also wanted to call 120 immediately, but Li Mingyao said it didn't matter, it was an old problem, and he would be fine after a while.
Okay, let us not worry. But can we not worry? The way he acted just now was just like epilepsy. Could it be that he has epilepsy, but it doesn't look like it.
Although I am curious, I also know Li Mingyao very well. I just say this because I don’t want us to worry. How could what just happened seem to be an ordinary thing? I am not a fool, but Li Mingyao doesn’t want to say it, and I don’t force him. I just
She whispered in his ear: "Don't hide anything, just say it and remember that you and I are buddies."
After I finished speaking, I could clearly see Li Mingyao shaking. He was silent for a while and said, "I will tell you when I can. Please don't force me now, okay."
Han Ke'er and I looked at each other and could only nod helplessly.