"No, I'm going to fuck you, how can this fucking thing be possible? I'm graceful, handsome, and charming thousands of girls, so I can kiss this old bacon? Absolutely not." After hearing my words, Wu Zhicong backed away.
The head shakes like a rattle.
"Brother Cong, I beg you, please. If you want that old Zongzi to get up, we both have to die. Brother, I'm still a virgin. I can't just die like this." I watched the old Zongzi tremble less and less.
, almost bursting into tears.
"You can't beat me to death. Didn't you say that you haven't had your first kiss yet? Go over and have a close encounter with that old rice dumpling and let him break your first kiss." Wu Zhicong shook his head.
"This can't be done. What should I do if my first kiss left a shadow? If I kiss a girl in the future, I won't throw up after the first kiss. Brother Cong, you are a veteran. You must have been in the battlefield for a long time. When the time comes, you can brag about your kiss to others.
It's better than zombies." I said to Wu Zhicong, and at this time I became more and more anxious.
"Damn it, can you call it a zombie? It's just a pile of rotten flesh from his grandmother. If I were to kiss this thing, I would kill myself."
"If you kiss him and commit suicide, you can save my life, right? If he gets up, we will both be ruined."
"Get out of here." Wu Zhicong looked a little worried. I looked at him and said quickly: "I will never go out to promote him if I kiss him. I guarantee my integrity."
"Can I believe you?" Wu Zhicong said.
"It must be possible. One of my buddies kissed me. He said it felt more exciting than Lin Chiling. Think about it, there are many people kissing beautiful women now, but a few of them have kissed this piece of rotten meat. Oh no, it should be Zongzi.
, you can brag to people when you go out to drink with them, and when the time comes, you can say that this zongzi is a thousand-year-old beauty zongzi, wouldn’t that be more respectable?”
"This." Wu Zhicong hesitated a little.
"Double the salary in two years." I gritted my teeth and said.
"Hold that old boy down and give him a kiss. How can I be afraid of him?" Wu Zhicong gritted his teeth and said.
When I heard Wu Zhicong say this, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that I had not backed down in my ability to deceive people. Such a personable young man of the 21st century could kiss a pile of rotten meat.
I quickly ran to the old Zongzi and held down his shoulders to prevent him from struggling. Wu Zhicong also sat directly on the old Zongzi's chest and placed the knife full of gems beside him.
"Brother, I'm going to move my mouth. Please cooperate and don't kiss me with tongue." Wu Zhicong swallowed and moved his mouth upwards. I watched his mouth getting closer and closer to the piece of rotten meat.
I don’t know how many years it has been since I was released. I didn’t know it at first, but now that I got closer, I smelled a foul odor, and I immediately felt the urge to vomit.
When Wu Zhicong's mouth was still five centimeters away from the meaty mouth, he suddenly raised his head, took a deep breath and said: "Boss, I can't do it. This is his uncle, you can just kill me."
"Don't feel any psychological pressure. You have to imagine that she is Lin Chiling, and she is Lin Chiling." I comforted Wu Zhicong.
"I don't like Lin Chiling, I like my little flower." Wu Zhicong had tears rolling in his eyes, which made me feel like, "Xiao Cong, boss, I'm sorry for you."
"He is your little flower, and you imagine that he is your little flower." I continued: "Close your eyes and imagine that you are riding on your little flower's chest, then kiss her deeply, and then suck hard.
"
"Fuck you, Xiaohua, here I come." Wu Zhicong took a deep breath, roared, and moved his head up again.
There are still five centimeters, four centimeters, three centimeters, it’s getting faster, it’s getting faster, I’m getting anxious as I watch, because I feel like this old rice dumpling is about to stop shaking, and I guess I won’t be able to keep going this time.
Two centimeters, two centimeters left between the two lips. I saw Wu Zhicong's tears already dripping on the old Zongzi's face.
The child has wronged you...
"Ah, I can't do it." Wu Zhicong yelled and stood up, yelling: "It's impossible for me to kiss this thing."
When I just wanted to persuade him, I saw him lift up the knife full of gems and yelled: "It's impossible for me to kiss these things of yours." After saying that, he stabbed the knife with a bang, and suddenly he was stunned.
A few drops of black blood splashed on my face. When I looked at the old rice dumpling, I saw that the head was separated from the body. The body shook for a moment and then stopped completely.
Wu Zhicong also fell to the ground sweating profusely, panting and saying: "His uncle, boss, you have such an IQ, you can kill him with one knife, you have to let me come and kiss him, I will go."
Panting heavily, I lay down on the ground and rested. Seeing that the old rice dumpling had stopped moving, I felt relieved. I lay down and looked at the ceiling, which was full of totems.
"By the way, Xiao Cong, what happened to you when you came in? Why have you been trapped here for twenty days?" I suddenly thought that something must have happened to them being trapped here for so long, so I immediately asked him.
"What? I've been trapped here for so long?" Wu Zhicong was surprised when he heard: "There was nothing wrong with us entering this ancient tomb at that time, and we also brought a lot of dry food. Later I walked into a corner and went to
When I finally looked, there was a wall behind me, and all of them were gone. After that, I kept wandering around the ancient tomb. Maybe it was because the tomb was too big, so I didn’t encounter them at all. Anyway, we brought a lot of food.
, so it’s okay.”
"Those three bastards outside have been chasing me for a long time. Every time I hide, they find me within ten minutes. Then I accidentally fell into a trap. Fortunately, it was just a pit, so I hid in it.
Get up, those bastards didn't know how long they were looking for me, but they never found me anyway, so I hid in that pit. The dry food was about to run out. I wanted to look for Fang Pengguang and the others, but they were killed by those bastards.
Three guys chased you here and bumped into you."
When I heard what he said, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. I originally thought that they were all dead, but now it seems that they were trapped in some traps or mechanisms. It was okay.
"No, biscuits, water." I threw a few packets of biscuits and water to Wu Zhicong. Wu Zhicong took them without any courtesy and ate them hungrily. I felt a little distressed when I saw him. He was only nineteen years old and he was risking his life. Hey
, nature plays tricks on people.
"By the way, boss, you just said that doubling the salary in two years is still enough." Wu Zhicong suddenly raised his head and asked with a smile on his face.
"Ahem, it's not a big deal. Didn't I say I wanted you to kiss me? Or if you hold the head and kiss it a few times, what you said just now will still work." I coughed and said.
"I'll fuck your uncle." Wu Zhicong said and was about to rush over and hit me, but suddenly there was a loud banging sound from the stone door, which was louder than the sound at the beginning, and cracks appeared in the stone door.
Shit, those three little white guys outside are coming in.