"No, I, Wu Zhicong, seem to be the kind of person who is unloyal." Wu Zhicong shook his head: "Don't worry, I'm just a few bastards from a cult. Tomorrow I will open my yin and yang eyes and shoot them to death to let them know about Prince Cong.
I have a few eyes to let them know what the second master is so powerful."
"What second master?" I asked.
"Er Lang Shen, don't you think I look very much like Er Lang Shen now? It's so cool." Wu Zhicong said after me with a little excitement.
"Nervous." I gestured to him with my middle finger, and then went back to my room to sleep. I don't know if I am a heartless person. Originally, I should have insomnia on such an important day tomorrow, but as soon as I lay down
He actually fell asleep in less than ten minutes.
Very early the next day, trumpets were blown in the distance, and the sound of firecrackers was set off everywhere. It was just like the Chinese New Year. I felt quite festive at first, but when I thought about the wedding of the pretty girl and Qiuxiang, even though they had to steal the bride,
But I still felt uncomfortable all over, so I yelled outside: "Is someone dead? Set off firecrackers." After scolding, I felt much better.
At this time, there were also happy words everywhere, and everyone outside was smiling. I gestured my middle finger to the outside, then washed up, and then put on a suit I picked out at Miao Long’s house. Since I was going
To steal a bride, you have to outdo the pretty boy across from you in every aspect. Looks are impossible. Although I don’t want to admit it, that pretty boy is really handsome. I don’t know how he looks so good. He must look like Takeshi Kaneshiro.
It's a genetic mutation. Well, his appearance is given by his parents. He's born with it. It's nothing like that. I compared his temperament with him. I looked at his sloppy hair, melancholy eyes, and sexy beard in the mirror. This temperament is really better than his age.
Yi's Harbin Wu Yanzu was also awesome.
Just when I was thinking about rubbing some snake oil ointment on my skin to make it look sexier, Wu Zhicong opened the door and walked in. Fuck, Wu Zhicong also dressed up today, wearing a red shirt and a dark pair.
He was wearing jeans and a stainless steel necklace around his neck, but he looked very energetic, and his hair was all tangled. When he saw me looking at myself in the mirror, he coquettishly walked over to me and started to look at me, too.
He looked in the mirror and said: "I am born handsome. Some people cannot compare with me. In fact, I really don't want to show off. After all, the hair and skin of the human body are shaped by our parents. Hey, why did my parents make me so handsome? Ah, I
Fuck, Brother Xiaojiu, what are you doing, don’t do it.”
The next few sentences are after I took action. What action? Shave his head! I have to say that Wu Zhicong looks a bit handsome. To put it bluntly, he is a sissy with a non-mainstream haircut.
Long hair, grandma's, I don't believe you can still look handsome if you shave your hair? There happened to be a pair of scissors next to me at that time, so I pushed Wu Zhicong onto the bed, and then pressed my knee against his
Arms so he can't scream.
"Brother Xiaojiu, don't do this, I don't want it, I don't want it." Wu Zhicong obviously knew what I was going to do. This kid usually valued his hair more than his name, and now he was struggling like crazy.
"You scream, even if you scream, no one will pay attention to you." I sneered, then grabbed his bangs, cut them off with a click of the knife, and immediately pulled his hair from his forehead and fell down, right before me
When I just cut it and haven’t realized it yet.
"Ah!" With a scream like a killing pig, Wu Zhicong actually pushed me off the bed, causing me a lot of pain. He rubbed his shoulders and stood up and said to Wu Zhicong: "Fuck, you don't have to do this. It's very painful."
It hurts...Xiao Cong, don't scare me, just calm down."
At this time, Wu Zhicong's eyes turned red slowly. Damn it, wouldn't it be so? This could also stimulate him to open his yin and yang eyes? He was too fragile. At this time, he couldn't hold back the hair that he held in his right hand.
He was shaking and his eyes were turning red.
"Xiao Cong, don't ejaculate. I have to rely on your help at night. If you ejaculate, you will have no strength at night." Wu Zhicong would have to lie down for several days after using the yin and yang eyes once. If he uses the yin and yang eyes like this now, then
It’s so hard.
Fortunately, Wu Zhicong slowly took a deep breath and calmed down. Then he hugged his legs and started crying convulsively. I looked at Wu Zhicong's appearance and shook my head. Grandma's
, if necessary, give him a middle finger to make sure that he will not continue to go berserk and become yin and yang, then turn around and enter the toilet to continue to study whether to apply snake oil ointment.
"Hey, are you okay? Why were there screams inside just now?" At this time, Miao Long also opened the door and came in. He saw Wu Zhicong lying on his back with his legs twitching. I looked in the mirror triumphantly and suddenly looked shocked.
He looked at me, I didn't care at first, but then I thought about it and said: "Fuck, uncle, don't get me wrong, he wants to be a slut himself, bah, no, I pushed him on the bed because he was so good, Fuck"
,It does not make sense."
"Today's young people really dare to play." Miao Hu said this and left. Looking at Miao Hu's back, I shook my head bitterly, "Grandma's, what is this, my uncle's special characteristics"
You were so unjustly accused to death, and Wu Zhicong later recovered, but his face looked like he had been raped by a hundred dinosaurs, and he was miserable to death.
Fortunately, there is a barber shop in this village. It really has everything. I took Wu Zhicong to the barber shop to get a haircut and gave him a bullet. But, how can I put it, handsome people are really handsome with any hair. If
Before he had his hair cut, Wu Chi-chung was a pig's trotter and a pussy. With his bullet head, he was Stallone and Donnie Yen. He looked more masculine and handsome. Fortunately, this village was full of old men. If he were in the city,
I must be kidnapped by a dinosaur and raped. Okay, I admit that I am envious and jealous. I can’t help it. Although I am not ugly, I do feel a little inferior when compared with those handsome guys. I’m usually fine, but at this time, I’m compared with that guy.
When Zhang Biao's pretty boy competes, it always feels bad to lose to him in an event.
Wu Zhicong also calmed down very quickly. The main reason was that I was coaxing him like an uncle, praising his new hair and so on. The compliments he said made me sick, but a child is a child.
The kid started laughing after being coaxed by me, and then he started calling me a sissy. My hair wasn't short at that time. I guess if he couldn't beat me, he would have rushed up and caught me.
Hair cut.
Well, this is just a small episode. I also saw Qiuxiang. I don’t know what their custom is. Qiuxiang was wearing a white wedding dress. She was very beautiful. There were two bridesmaids, both of whom were very beautiful. Then they walked next to each other.
People went from house to house to toast and pay homage to their elders.