I was still sleeping that day, probably around eight o'clock in the morning. Before Qiuxiang came to call me, my cell phone rang. I picked up the phone and was about to turn it off. When I saw it was Fang Yaozu, I suddenly
Realizing that something was serious, he answered the phone and asked, "Hey Uncle Fang, what's going on?"
"Hey Xiaojiu, I didn't disturb your sleep." Fang Yaozu's voice from the opposite side didn't sound very anxious, so I felt relieved. It didn't seem to be a big deal.
"No, uncle Fang, just say it directly if you have something to do. There's no need to be tactful." I said straightforwardly, and it was indeed possible for me and Fang Yaozu to save those polite procedures.
"Xiao Jiu, it's like this. There is a problem in a hospital. Come over." Fang Yaozu said directly.
"What hospital is it? Isn't Uncle Hu here?" I asked.
"Miao Hu hasn't come back yet. As for the hospital, I'll tell you after you come over." Fang Yaozu said with a smile.
"Hey, why are you so mysterious? Okay, I'll be right over." I got up and put on a pair of jeans and a small black suit. Then I ran my hands through my hair, ran to the bathroom to wash up, and wiped off my beard.
I shaved it off too. After all, I am now a semi-public figure. When I walk on the street, there are often parents of children with their children pointing and saying: "Look, this is the big hero brother shown on TV.
We must aim at him and learn from him.”
This kind of thing has happened many times, so I have to pay attention to my image. When I left the room, I happened to bump into Qiuxiang leaving the room. It seemed that she wanted to come to my room to wake me up. She looked at me like a monster.
Said: "Getting up so early? This is not like our little Brother Jiu's style."
"I can't help it. Several beauties asked me to go out for dinner. I said I didn't want to go and they told me to go, otherwise I would hang myself. Hey, I am a hero after all. I can't watch others hang themselves, right? I have to go and hang myself.
Let's have a meal together. Why did my parents want me to be so handsome? Hey~" I said playfully, but I didn't notice that Qiuxiang's face darkened at the time. She said directly: "If you dare today,
I'll beat you to death if you leave this door. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try and see if you are really willing to selflessly sacrifice yourself to save others." After saying that, he turned around and went back to the house, banging the door loudly.
"Hey, Sister Qiuxiang, I'm joking. Come out and listen to my explanation. I have something serious to do." I opened the door, and suddenly a pillow was thrown at me. I grabbed the pillow with one hand and looked at the people sitting inside.
Qiuxiang, who was watching TV in bed, said: "Sister Qiuxiang, this is really serious, I'm not kidding."
"No need to explain, I can't let you out even if the King of Heaven comes today." Qiuxiang pouted and said, although Qiuxiang knew that I was joking, but if I really go out without her consent now, even if she beats me to death, I won't be able to let you out.
, but she will definitely beat me up, and I will have to go to the police station later. It would be so embarrassing if others knew that I was beaten by my own wife.
"Hey." I sighed, and I called Fang Yaozu with my mobile phone. I briefly told him that my wife and I were quarreling, and I didn't say that my wife wouldn't let me go out. I said that I would give up the room.
Pengguang came to pick me up and asked Fang Pengguang to prove it for me. Fang Yaozu also agreed.
"Sister Qiuxiang, I really have something to do. My Fang Pengguang will come to pick me up later. You must believe him." I sighed and said.
"Just talk to him at the door. I'll close the door. I'll find out later after listening to what you say to him." Qiuxiang smiled: "I watched the TV series yesterday, and this is how the female pig's trotters treated the male pig's trotters.
.”
I suddenly wanted him to watch Qiuxiang. I shrugged my shoulders helplessly. Nowadays, Korean movies just like to play these tricks. In fact, it is of no use. There is nothing to test at all. Then I will give
Is it ok if Fang Pengguang doesn’t use the two colors at all?
After thinking about it, I walked out of the door and opened it. After waiting for about thirty minutes, Wu Zhicong also got up and continued to fool his followers. At forty minutes, when my feet were almost weak,
Suddenly Fang Pengguang appeared in an unusually cool manner. Why was he said to be cool? Damn it, in the cold weather, he was actually wearing a pair of beach pants full of peach blossoms, a mink coat on top, and a pair of trousers on the back.
Four girls wearing leopard prints, wait, girls, I glanced at Qiuxiang's door with extreme worry and swallowed.
"Brother Xiaojiu, what's wrong? Did your legs get weak from playing last night? Why do you need me to pick you up?" Fang Pengguang showed off his signature arrogant laugh as soon as he arrived.
My face turned green when I heard this. It wasn't because I was worried, but because I was afraid that Qiuxiang would rush out and beat him to death, so I coughed, winked at him and said, "Qiuxiang hasn't been at home these two days." As I said that, I handed him back.
He winked. Unexpectedly, when Fang Pengguang heard that Qiuxiang was not at home, he immediately laughed obscenely and said, "That's just right. Brother Xiaojiu asked me to introduce you to a girl a few days ago. Come on, these are two pairs of sisters.
It took me a long time to soak it."
In fact, I have to admire Fang Pengguang's IQ. Grandma's, they say that the second generation of officials are mentally retarded. This data is definitely dragged down by Fang Pengguang's overall level. Couldn't he see the look in my eyes?
Shi's chest puffed up and he said righteously: "Nonsense, when did I ask you to introduce a girl to me, you have to explain it clearly to me."
Fang Pengguang squinted his eyes, held an orchid finger and patted my chest gently, and said with a vulgar expression: "You are naughty. Didn't you flirt with me a few days ago and ask me to introduce you to your wife? Now we are both beautiful.
The girl is here, Sister Qiuxiang is not here, and there are two rooms next to this. Isn’t it the right time, the right place, the right place, and the right people? It all depends on you. You are still afraid that I can’t break this little virgin like you.”
"Damn it, uncle, you ruined my reputation like this." I was already scolding Qiu Xiang for watching the Korean drama. In fact, I no longer blamed Fang Pengguang. This guy's IQ has already reached a certain level.
, talking to him is an insult to my intelligence.
"I'll go, you idiot. I was kind enough to help you but you still scolded me. Just ignore this idiot and go to Hawaii with me." Fang Pengguang said and was about to turn around and leave. When I also wanted to sneak away, suddenly
The door panel of Qiuxiang's house flew out, and what happened next was too bloody and not suitable for children.
"Xiaojiu, why are you injured like this? Were you attacked?" Fang Yaozu asked me with concern.
"It's all because of this guy Fang Pengguang!" I was sitting in Fang Yaozu's office with a bruised nose and a swollen face, pointing at Fang Pengguang who was working on the side.
"Let me go, who knew that Sister Qiuxiang is so fierce and can knock the door panel away with one punch, why didn't you tell me earlier that Sister Qiuxiang was hiding behind the door." Fang Pengguang said and gave me a middle finger.
[PS: I would like to recommend my boss's book "Online Game: Emperor of the Underworld", which is a very good online game. 】