It was rare that I felt better, so I took Li Shigao and ran to a clean-looking restaurant at the entrance of No. 18 Middle School, and found a remote corner to sit down. Li Shigao was really rude to me, and ordered eight dishes in one go. Li Shigao was still
The same old look, with a vulgar expression on his face, and his hair looks messy.
"Brother, don't you have the money to wash your hair in Maoshan? It makes your hair look so dirty." I looked at Li Shigao's hair. It looked greasy and felt quite disgusting. I thought about it.
I thought about it and said, "I'll ask you to go to the hair salon to wash your hair after dinner."
"Hey, okay, the lady needs to have a better figure and good skin." Suddenly Li Shigao said to me obscenely. I looked at Li Shigao's appearance and almost beat him up. What kind of understanding does he have?
Does it mean that when you go to a hair salon to wash your hair, you have to go to Xiaojie? I go, but this wretched old man still hasn’t changed.
"Go, go, go to Harbin to see your Widow Wang." As I said this, I remembered the Widow Wang that Li Shigao talked about all day long. Widow Wang was probably in her forties. Her husband died early, and she was in Fuze.
The vegetable market in Tangjiekou sold tofu. At that time, Li Shigao often went to buy tofu, and then swiped the oil and so on. However, Li Shigao was usually very bright-minded, and when it came to women, his brain was relatively weak. Originally, he also had to be shady for swiping the oil.
Hold on, the widow might be willing to let you get stuck, but Li Shigao once pressed his hands directly on that piece of pure milk in public. At that time, the vegetable market was at its peak, and Widow Wang
I almost fought with Li Shigao.
"If a good man doesn't eat twice-cooked pork, that's a thing of the past." Li Shigao said calmly: "Since I come to Chengdu as the leader of Maoshan, I must have the airs of a leader, so I tell you, you
Even if you force me to go to whoring, I have to ask for a girl with a price of more than 500 yuan, which is too low for me to accept. After all, I am also a boss."
"Fuck you uncle, it's just a good horse that doesn't eat twice-cooked pork. Damn it, you're a fool. I brought it in for you. What a fool. Besides, others may not be willing to give someone five thousand like you.
." I looked at Li Shigao with disdain. At this time, Li Shigao was also licking his nose with his little finger. He didn't look like a master at all. If I hadn't seen him slaughter the evil cow head, I wouldn't have believed that he was Maoshan's master.
Door.
"It's all the same." Li Shigao sighed and said with a somewhat sad look: "I also know that you and Cui Zuofei dare to call me brother, dare to scold me, dare to fool me, they all regard me as their ancestor in Maoshan
"Look, I really want to offer incense and candles to me under my bed. I have always felt that something is wrong. Now that you have scolded me, I feel much more comfortable. It's really strange."
"You are such a cheap person. Isn't it good for someone to treat you as an ancestor? I also want someone to treat me as an ancestor." I know what Li Shigao said is not a lie. From the last time he was in Meishan Town with those from Maoshan,
When I meet people, I can feel that they respect Li Shigao very much, and I feel that Li Shigao is a man of great moral integrity. This is true for many things. If I were born in Maoshan and grew up listening to the legend of Li Shigao, how could I say "Li Shigao"?
Amazing, no matter how great he is, I probably have to treat him as an ancestor, but the first impression I had when I met him was that he was a wretched old man, so even if he later became the leader of Maoshan, I still feel that he is just a wretched old man.
Just an old man.
"You don't understand. Maybe it feels fresh to you at first, but you will get bored if you keep doing this. I have to have two boys to serve me and pass on my clothes every time I get into bed in Maoshan. Oh, it's so hard." Li Shigao sighed.
After listening to his words, I stared at him and said bitterly: "Nitama, are you kidding me? Isn't this bad?" I finally understood that people with good fortunes are all similar. , each hard-working person has his own hard-working life.
At this time, the dishes were also served. Seven of the eight dishes were meat dishes, and there was only one vegetarian dish. The only vegetarian dish was ordered by me. Looking at Richie devouring the food, I even suspected that he was being abused. , it looks like he hasn’t touched meat for several months?
"Slow down, slow down, no one is trying to rob you. What are you doing? You look so evil." I asked Li Shigao. Li Shigao swallowed the meat in his mouth and said, "You don't understand me." It's painful. Although we in Maoshan don't taboo killing, as the leader, I have to show off. The rule of the leader in Maoshan is not to eat meat. Of course, this is a tradition. It's just for the leader to show off. How can you be pure of heart and pursue immortality wholeheartedly? Damn it, I feel like if I stop eating meat, I will starve to death and become an immortal." After saying that, he buried himself in eating again.
"Zizi." Looking at Li Shigao's pitiful look, I can only say that he deserves to suffer. Who asked him to want to show off? There is a price for showing off. This is probably his price, I think. Liao wanted to ask: "No, if you are so smart, don't you know how to eat secretly?"
"What a shame. I was guarded by two boys even when I slept in Maoshan. I only had no one to follow me when I went to the toilet. But how could I, a majestic leader, hide in some place to eat out of frustration? Anyway, at other times There are people who follow them, saying that they have the style of the leader." Li Shigao said bitterly, but after a pause he added: "But I secretly ate it twice in the toilet, and the taste is really unique."
"I'll go, it's the smell. Okay, okay, let's get down to business. I've been fooling around with you for so long. What's the reason for coming to Chengdu this time?" I looked around and saw that this restaurant was doing business. It wasn’t very good. The waiters were chatting and kicking outside the store. Li Shigao’s face became a lot more serious when he heard what I said. He coughed and said, “There are actually two reasons for coming here this time. One is because of the zombies in Chengdu. Another reason is that regarding my junior brother, Taoist Jianglong, I plan to ask my disciples to take him back to Maoshan."
"Taoist Jianglong is your junior brother? No wonder he is so nervous. I also know about him. I also took care of that snake monster. Just talk about the zombies. I will omit the second part." I know that Taoist Jianglong is. Junior Brother Li Shigao was still a little surprised when he saw them, but then I thought about how the two of them seemed to be about the same age, and they were both from Maoshan, and the most important thing was that they were both neurotic. I probably wouldn't believe it now if they said they were not related.