Then everyone had a quarrel together for a while and drank a lot. The main reason was that they wanted to kill me. It had been a long time since we had drank together outside, and we were all very happy. The main reason was that I was the treater.
reason.
The next day, they each took three days off at their workplaces and prepared to have fun. The guy with glasses also had a rare opportunity to relax and play with us for two days. Finally, we started discussing where to go to play, Kaizi's opinion
I just wanted to go to a coastal city and have a beach bikini or something. It was so pleasant. Although I also yearned for it, in the end, considering that it only cost 10,000 yuan, it probably wouldn’t be enough to go there, so I ignored it.
Fatty Cao’s opinion was to find a place like a snack street and eat for a few days. This was probably his dream, but he didn’t get everyone’s consent, so they all voted against it.
Finally, everyone thought about it and asked the glasses. The glasses told me that they have a ghost town in Chongqing that is quite interesting. We had never been to Chongqing and we didn’t know if it was a professional habit. We wanted to see the legendary ghost town.
Guicheng agreed. Kaizi and Fatty Cao thought it was quite interesting, so they decided to go there and have fun. Anyway, Chengdu is quite close to Chongqing.
But when I talked about Chongqing, I thought of the story my master told me when I was young. I have always been curious about where my parents went, but my master didn’t take the initiative to tell me, so I didn’t ask. I really need to ask when I have time.
master.
Anyway, everyone had discussed it, so we went directly to the train station without any luggage. It had only been three days anyway, but I still packed some essentials, such as cow tears and some charms.
Carrying these things with you has become a habit.
Riding the train, everyone was talking and laughing along the way. It is said that there are many beauties in Chongqing, which is actually true. We were dazzled by what we saw along the way, especially because the glasses were very active. I wonder if I was holding back my words at home.
It’s been too long, and I’ve been stunned since I opened my mouth. I’ve just chatted with someone, especially when I’m on the train. When I see a beautiful woman in my glasses, I’ll immediately go up to her, ask for her phone number, and talk about life. I look at that beautiful woman.
My boyfriend was next to me, and his eyes were almost on fire. I immediately pulled my glasses back.
Just kidding, that beautiful woman's boyfriend looks like a fitness instructor, with muscles all over his body. I estimate that one of his abdominal muscles can match the abdominal muscles of the four of us. The prerequisite is that we have strong abdominal muscles. Fat people won't say anything.
He has a lot of fat all over his body and only a few bones in his glasses. Kaizi is a little better. I remember some time ago he excitedly told us that he had four pieces, which made us look down upon him for a while. As for me, ahem,
Not to mention the abdominal muscles.
Anyway, I felt that if the man came up to fuck the four of us, the chance of winning would be at least 80%. When I pulled the glasses away, he turned around and said to the beautiful woman: "Look at your boyfriend, he looks like a baboon."
Same, it’s a pity that you are so beautiful.”
As soon as I heard that, I didn't care about anything, and I immediately popped my glasses one meter away. Sure enough, the man couldn't stand it anymore, but this is normal. No matter which man is said to be a baboon, he will probably get angry.
I saw the man walking up, lifting his glasses and saying, "You have the guts to say something?"
It's a naked threat, but it seems that this baboon brother really doesn't understand glasses. Based on my understanding of glasses, he will definitely say something next.
"Baboon." The glasses pushed up their frames and said these two words calmly.
"We don't know him." Kaizi and I immediately said to the baboon.
"If you don't want to explain, one, two, three or four of you will come out to challenge each other." The baboon's face turned red with anger.
"Okay, hubby, stop making trouble. Besides, what they said is right. Don't you just look like a baboon? It's okay. What I love is you as a person, not your appearance." Suddenly the beauty next to the baboon appeared.
He came up to break up the fight and said.
As soon as I heard this, I had a feeling of being fucked. Is this woman trying to persuade someone to fight? This is just adding fuel to the fire.
"Whoever calls me a baboon again will be beaten to death by me." The baboon brother glanced at the carriage, and those who were watching the fun naturally did not dare to say anything.
"Baboon, please put it down for me first." Suddenly, the word "baboon" came from the mouth of the glasses that were still held by the baboon. After the glasses were successful many years later, someone asked me to evaluate him, and I said: Sometimes I don't
Knowing what the glasses think, he dares to do things that ordinary people want to do but dare not, and has the courage to challenge. Some people say that there is only a thin line between genius and madness. I think that is what he is talking about.
Sure enough, just as everyone thought, the glasses flew five meters in the form of a parabola. Although I wanted to go up and help when I saw the glasses being beaten, I still held back when I saw the baboon's biceps, and my mind was still spinning.
He told himself that it was all the fault of the glasses, and he deserved to be beaten.
Anyway, the most the person could do was punch the glasses, and he didn't dare to really cause any problems. I just watched the man rush up and punch the glasses who had just stood up, and the glasses fell down again.
But within a few seconds, Glasses struggled to stand up again, and said, "If you can, beat me until I can't stand up."
Upon hearing this, the baboon rushed forward and punched the glasses again, and the glasses fell down again. Then the glasses stood up again and let the baboon hit them. I felt that this scene was so similar to the scene between Star Wars and the black bear in the movie "Lord of Destruction" by Star Wars.
?
But at least Star Master has the Invincible Hot Wheels. What does the glasses do? Code words? It’s about fighting dicks. Looking at the glasses, he was constantly building up his anger. When he was about to explode, suddenly, a policeman came over.
"What are you doing, fighting? When you get off the bus later, follow me to the police station." Seeing this situation, the police officer angrily said to the baboon and the glasses.
As soon as the baboon, who was originally angry, saw the policeman, he lifted up his glasses, hugged them, and said with a smile: "No, no, we are friends, we are just joking."
"Is it okay to play like this? Don't think that we police officers are stupid. Come with me and explain to the police station later." The policeman still insisted on taking the two of them to the police station.
Suddenly, the baboon smiled and whispered a few words into the policeman's ear, and then the two of them ran to the toilet obscenely, which probably took five or six minutes.
Finally, the policeman came out with a satisfied look on his face and said, "Okay, let's stop joking among friends from now on. It won't be good if it gets too big." After saying that, he gave the baboon a thoughtful look, turned around and left.
I guessed that these two people must have had an affair when they went to the toilet. When I saw the policeman squirming his buttocks when he left, I became more convinced.
"Bah, damn glasses, I'm just lucky this time. I'm on the train. Next time I see you somewhere else, I'll make sure I don't cut out your tongue." After the baboon finished speaking, he pretended to be handsome, even though he was
I have a short haircut and no hair to shake.
After waiting for the baboon to go away, Kaizi rushed up and pulled up his glasses and said: "Brother Glasses, next time you curse someone, you have to be more precise. At least you have to pick one. The four of us can do it."
"It's nothing. When I get back, I'll draw a circle and curse him to see if he dies or not." Yan Yan said domineeringly, and finally adjusted his glasses and said, "A mortal who can only act recklessly has the wisdom of a mortal."
When I looked at my glasses and said this, I knew that his coding had driven him insane. I couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, it's nothing serious. I have to play for a while."
"It's nothing, just some superficial injuries. It's much better than the last time I suffered an inexplicable injury."
I know that the inexplicable injury that the glasses mentioned was from the time I was beaten, but I didn’t tell anyone, so no one can know. The injuries to the glasses were indeed not serious this time. After a short rest, they were alive and kicking again, but I and I
Kaizi and Fatty Cao kept a strict eye on him and didn't let him mess around with Can anymore, otherwise he might encounter another baboon.
Apart from this, there was nothing special about the train. Finally, we got off the train in a place called Changshou District, and then transferred to Fengdu. I was full of curiosity about this ghost town. I waited until I opened my eyes.