After returning home, I slept and ate every day, and my life was quite pleasant. The master also came back. After I came back, I told him about my help to Yang Hongjun. Of course, the protagonist in the story must be me, and I was the one who subdued the zombies.
I was the one who uniformed Zheng, Taoist Qingfeng was just a small handyman.
After the master saw me dancing happily, he chuckled and said: "You bastard, I don't know you yet. It's probably the help of fellow Taoist Qingfeng. I think this incident happened without fellow Taoist Qingfeng.
It's dangerous, and remember, if there is such a business in the future, you can't take it randomly, otherwise you won't know how you died."
When I saw that the master had seen through it, I chuckled, changed the subject and said, "I know, hey, master, how was your past this time? Why did it take so long three days? It used to be about one day, wasn't it?"
It turned out that there was also a rich owner there this time, and the reason why he was looking for the master was because the rich man's daughter was suffering from hysteria.
Since ancient times, Chinese medicine has been divided into "Thirteen Subjects", and among the thirteen subjects, there are two subjects that are somewhat said. These two subjects are the "Zhu You Ke" and the "Forbidden Section".
In ancient times, we divided people's illnesses into two categories, one is internal and the other is external. Of course, there are also internal medicine and surgery now, but at that time, external diseases, called external diseases, were the categories that could not be cured by human power. This kind of '
External diseases, also known as "hysteria", are caused by wandering ghosts or evil spirits. Medicines and stones cannot cure them. Only people who know how to exorcise ghosts and subjugate demons can solve them.
This man's daughter was possessed by a fox demon, and this fox demon was not very good at Taoism. It took my master a lot of effort to deal with this fox demon.
This family was also very grateful to my master. They were originally going to give me a large amount of money, but my master didn’t ask for it. He hoped that the family could have some connections in the future so that I could go to a better university. The family also agreed.
, as long as my grades are not particularly bad, they will find a way to send me to a key university.
When I heard this, my young heart trembled again. The master always thought of me wherever he was, and he did everything for my own good. I was determined at that time to repay the master for his upbringing.
kindness.
Next, my master and I continued to take care of the shop as usual, occasionally taking care of the shop. If anything happened, we would wear our underwear outside and save the world.
My life was relatively smooth, but soon it was time to start school, and I had to go back to the school I hated. It seems that young people nowadays hate school. The school I attended was one of the best in our city, and it was not far from our county.
It took an hour to go back and forth, so I chose to study live. Although I hated studying, I still studied hard to make my master happy, and my grades were among the top ten in the class. This also made my master happy.
As the saying goes, a child travels a thousand miles and a mother worries. Although my master is not my parent, he is closer to me than my parents. Therefore, on the first day of school, my master sent me to the station and told me repeatedly not to talk to my classmates.
Fight, don’t bully female classmates, etc. Although it is very verbose, I still listen attentively. No matter how naughty I am outside, I will be obedient in front of the master, just like a good baby.
I said goodbye to my master, got on a bumpy car, looked at the scenery outside the car window, and slowly fell asleep. When I woke up, I had already arrived at the station. The school was right next to the station. When I came to the school, I was studying at that time.
When I was in my second year of high school, I went back to school and saw many beautiful new school girls. I felt very happy. At that time, I set my goal for this year to have a non-breakup relationship.
I am not afraid of everyone laughing when I say this. Although I was already in my second year of high school at that time and had been in love three times, each of them was extremely miserable.
My first girlfriend was in the class next door to me at that time. Our relationship was quite stable at first. We would hold hands occasionally and it felt quite appropriate. However, later on, she and I were a good friend, and our relationship became very bad. Basically,
She was the kind of person who would scold me as soon as we met, so she told me that if I wanted a brother, I would still want her. So I broke up with her decisively. I am a relatively loyal person.
Then the second one was when I just came out of the shadow of the failure of my first love, she asked me to fall in love, but she broke up with me the next day. Later I found out that she wanted to fall in love with me to test whether my buddy liked her.
, I guess, but my brother is really loyal. The woman went to see him later, and he directly scolded her twice and cursed her with one word: "cheap".
The third one was just after the first year of high school. Later, she didn't come for my birthday. I was angry and ignored her. In fact, I should have been angry, so she broke up with me.
How should I put it? Anyway, my love life has been a failure. The three relationships above were the longest of two months and the shortest of one day.
And every time I break up, I feel sad. My buddy often tells me, don’t be sad for a girl, and don’t be sincere when it comes to love, just have fun. Looking back on this sentence, it really makes sense.
It makes sense, but I didn't understand that truth at that time. As long as you're in love, you should always be sincere.
To get back to the topic, girls this year are wearing thinner clothes. I was looking around when I saw two people looking around like me on the playground.
It was Wang Rui and one of our roommates, Zhang Xudong.
Wang Rui is the buddy I mentioned earlier, and Zhang Xudong is the more boring type.
I went over to say hello and went back to the dormitory. I fell asleep in the car just now, and I was still sleepy now. I tidied up casually, lay down and fell asleep.
I was in a daze when I suddenly heard the voices of Wang Rui and Zhang Xudong. I knew something was wrong as soon as they came back. Sure enough, as soon as they came back, they rushed to my bed and started making trouble with me.
Of course, killing them both by myself is just as easy as playing. It was a 1V2 draw. The three of us were so tired that we were panting. I asked whether they were sick and had to make themselves so tired.
When we were lying down and bored, we chatted about our summer vacation life. I didn’t have anything to do. I couldn’t tell them that my brother was going to fight zombies. They couldn’t believe it, otherwise I would definitely have to say it to show off. Wang Rui said
Talk about where his family went on a trip. There was nothing new.
At this time, Zhang Xudong said mysteriously: "Do you know, something big happened at school during the summer vacation?"
"Oh, what's the matter? Which teacher's puppy is missing?" Wang Rui and I have long been used to it. Zhang Xudong usually tells us in a mysterious way about trivial things at school.
"No, it's true. Don't you know?" Wang Xudong became even more interested when he saw that we didn't know.
"I'll wipe it, tell me quickly."
"A few days ago, someone died in our school. It was Xu Jinglei from Grade 3 and Grade 5." Zhang Xudong said mysteriously.
"What? How did he die?" Wang Rui and I became interested when we heard this. "Is it love killing, suicide, or what?"
"No, it seems that the people in their dormitory played together at midnight peeling apples. According to the people in their dormitory, Xu Jinglei's apple peel broke off and she hanged herself the next day. Moreover, she had no motive to commit suicide.
Anyway, the rumors outside are quite evil."
I frowned when I heard this. My master told me that these earthworks among the people will attract ghosts. As the saying goes, people don't offend ghosts, and ghosts don't offend people. This is actually the truth. Normally, people and ghosts don't have much interaction, but it's okay.
It is said that the fairy who plays with pens and peels apples at midnight reduces the power of his three lamps to a minimum, and then attracts nearby evil spirits.
"Isn't it just that someone died? Before he died, he peeled an apple and then committed suicide. As for that, it was so embarrassing." Wang Rui said with disdain, and I nodded. It might be a coincidence or not.
.
"No, this is not the point. The point is that everyone in their dormitory said they dreamed of her every night when they went to bed. Xu Jinglei also asked her roommate to find someone to save him." Zhang Xudong became more and more excited as he talked, as if he was flirting with him.
Same experience.
"Okay, don't think about it, it's just superstition. Maybe Xu Jinglei's death had a big impact on her roommate, so she had nightmares and was just scaring herself." I said, and Wang Rui nodded.
Zhang Xudong felt that what I said made sense, so he cleaned up and prepared to go out for a drink. It had been a long time since he had drank with them.
But regarding Xu Jinglei's death, I feel it won't be that simple, but it's none of my business and I don't have to worry about it. Who cares, as long as it doesn't endanger my friends.
Then we went out to sea for a drink with them. Although my drinking capacity is not particularly good, compared with Wang Rui, he is really a NB-level person.
I remember one time Wang Rui drank two glasses of wine and got drunk, and then said: "When I am in good condition, two bottles of beer is still no problem." That's right, his drinking capacity can only be two bottles of beer in good condition.
to measure.
Zhang Xudong was better, and he could usually walk back with just three bottles. But in the end, I was the one who helped the two of them back home. Isn’t it too cheating? They said they were just two little girls, and I would help them as much as they came. But these two big men, and
Zhang Xudong and Wang Rui were both drunk and crazy, shouting: "This is unscientific."
Well, they were drunk, this is the most scientific thing.