"Xiaojiu, how long have you been here?" Cui Zuofei asked while playing QQ Landlord.
"It's been almost a month," I said, counting the days. The days flew by so damn fast. Before I knew it, a month had passed. In this month, I deceived four or five rich people.
He is a mentally disturbed person. No one has really encountered any trouble. I have almost ten thousand dollars in my pocket. This job makes me money really fast.
Brother Cui looked outside to see the sky. It was getting late and the sun was about to set. "Do you know why your master asked you to come to me?"
Isn't it just that the money is easy to make here, so let me make more money, what else can happen? I thought so in my heart, but I said: "Brother Cui is busy with business on weekdays, and the master is afraid that you will be too busy, so let me do it."
Get started."
"Your master wants me to train you. Look at yourself. In addition to using talismans to catch ghosts, what else can you do? Without talismans, you are just a scumbag. Any monster can kill you in seconds. More
Besides, what will you do if you encounter any BOOS in the future?" Cui Zuofei said while looking at the computer without turning his head.
Although I am very unwilling to do so, it seems that this is the case. What else can I do without a talisman? I might just die if I encounter a ghost. "Brother Cui, how did my master ask you to train me? I'm not just here to let you train me to fool people."
Ability."
I saw Cui Zuofei smile contemptuously: "Is my ability in your mind just the power of my mouth? You will know my strength from now on."
"Forget it, how do you train me, Master? Just wait here for customers? Then we can help them solve their problems?"
"No, you will know later when you go to a place with me."
"Where to go?" I asked doubtfully.
"You'll find out when you get there. Leave all the talismans in the store so they won't be needed later."
"By the way, Brother Cui." Before I could finish my words, I saw Cui Zuofei suddenly yelling: "Fuck you, you idiot."
I thought Cui Zuofei was angry with me, so I wanted to apologize first. After all, he was a high-ranking person. Before I could continue talking, I saw Cui Zuofei yelling: "Damn it, do you know how to play? If you don't know how to play, then fuck off, bro."
There is only one card left. You damn thing, you played a pair, but you let the landlord go? Damn, just let the landlord take away two cards. After all, you got them back, but the landlord has one card left, and you damn, you play a 3.
...I'll go to my Happy Beans." He cursed while typing on the keyboard with both hands.
I stared at him. It turned out that I had lost the Landlord game. What did I think? After thinking about it, I was ready to go out to buy groceries. After all, it was almost evening and I hadn’t eaten dinner yet.
Walked to the computer: "Brother Cui, what are you having for dinner tonight?"
Cui Zuofei turned his head and looked at me, and I saw that his eyes were almost gone with laughter. "Xiaojiu, what do you want to eat tonight?" That voice was not just **, it was simply **.
No, it smells like conspiracy. I said weakly: "Brother Cui, you can eat whatever you want. I'm not picky about food, so braised pork and hoof flower soup will be fine."
After saying that, I saw Cui Zuofei's face suddenly change: "How can we as Taoists eat such a big meaty thing? It's not allowed. Xiaojiu, it seems that your Taoist heart is not mature yet."
The voice is sonorous and powerful, and the words are righteous.
I've been here for nearly a month, and I've already figured out his personality. "Worthy" is his nickname.
"Then tell me what to eat."
"Well, I see that your complexion is yellow, Xiaojiu, and you need to eat more radishes to make up for it. Just eat shredded radish, stewed radish, and braised radish tonight... By the way, you can bring it for me when you go out to buy groceries.
It’s just a chicken leg, let me be the one to commit the sin of eating meat.”
I'll wipe it off. I'm turning yellow because I came to you and ate radishes for a month. Damn, you made me want to vomit after eating radishes. You also bought a chicken drumstick every day to tempt me. Although you scolded Cui Zuofei in your heart.
He scolded me again, but he still had to eat.
"Okay, Brother Cui, then I'm going out to buy groceries."
"Well, go ahead. By the way, I forgot to mention something just now. Give me your QQ number and password. I have lost all my QQ numbers. There is no new application number."
It turns out it was the last number just now, no wonder I’m so excited.
When I went out, I turned around and said to Cui Zuofei: "Brother Cui, don't keep talking about me. You have to understand your position. You are a disciple of Longhu Mountain in front of customers, but you are a Taoist priest. Don't let it slip in front of customers.
"
I saw Brother Cui smiling confidently: "This poor Taoist certainly knows, go buy groceries quickly. I'm starving to death."
I slapped my forehead and it was over, there was no hope.
Our supermarket is not far away, just two blocks away.
After a while, I bought radishes in the supermarket. I stood at the door of the supermarket and looked at this big bag of radishes. Who knows the pain in my heart? I have been eating these stupid radishes for a whole month. At the beginning
Fortunately, radishes are quite delicious after all, but I got tired of eating them in less than ten days. But at that time, I didn’t know Cui Zuofei’s character, so I thought it was just as he said, eating more radishes is good for your health.
I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and thought: "Hey, God, please strike this bastard to death with lightning, I want to eat meat."
"Pheasants, pheasants are for sale, freshly marinated. Young man, do you want chickens? Forty-eight each, absolutely high quality and cheap, no kid can be bullied."
Damn it, God is not so smart.
I looked longingly at the old man selling pheasants.
"Uncle, it's not that I don't want to buy it. Meat is not allowed at home recently. My mother believes in Buddhism and is fasting recently. If I go back and let them smell the smell of meat, I will be finished. How about this, I will give you ten yuan and you can smell it for me.
Is it okay to smell this pheasant?" This is Cui Zuofei's trick. He is not willing to buy meat, just forget it. In order to show that he is not stingy, but that eating radish is really good for the body, he gave me a rule without his permission.
No meat is allowed. If he smells meat, I will be kicked out.
The old man smiled mysteriously: "Young man, you don't understand. This chicken is secretly made by my family. It has all kinds of flavors, but no meat flavor."
After hearing this, I hurried over and picked up a chicken and smelled it. Sure enough, it didn't smell like meat, and it smelled just like radishes. I was immediately overjoyed: "Master, I want all of these."
"Young man, I see that you are a sweetheart at first glance. I'll give you a 20% discount. You can get it for 80 yuan each. There are 15 of them here, totaling 1,200 RMB." That old man, I'm hungry, no, it should be the old man.
Damn it, isn't this just raising prices?
"Uncle, this is wrong. How can you raise the price on the ground? Wasn't it just forty-eight? Why did it change to eighty in the blink of an eye? Isn't this a scam?" I said a little angrily. Isn't this a clear scam to me?
"What do you know, kid? This is my family's secret recipe. Can it be compared with ordinary products? Go to the market and look for it yourself to see if you can find this kind of pheasant. The good stuff is at this price. Do you want it or not?
Delay my business." This old guy looked like an old god. He probably felt that he was sure of me. Did he think I would be impressed by a pheasant? Am I such a vulgar person? I want to protect the earth.
It's peaceful. But Aotuman also eats meat. So I spent 200 to buy 2 of them. I couldn't help it. The old man didn't give me the so-called 20% discount when he heard that I didn't buy them all...
After I bought the braised chicken, I was worried that Cui Zuofei would come out and see me, so I ran to the back of a very secret public toilet. As soon as I arrived, I dropped the bag of stupid radishes and held a chicken. I first faced the chicken.
I kissed it a few times and then took a bite, this taste.
Ahem, maybe it's behind the public toilet, it must be the smell of chicken.
I haven’t eaten chicken for a long time, well, that must be the case. After thinking about it, I didn’t care. In less than five minutes, I finished the two chickens. Although they tasted, I was hungry. We won’t mention the taste anymore.
It's also a chicken.
After eating, I felt uncomfortable all over. I thought it might be that I hadn't eaten meat for too long. I was a little weak, so I didn't care. I lit a cigarette and just took a puff. Suddenly I felt a tightness in my anus. I threw it away immediately.
The cigarette in my hand was covering the anus. There was nothing I could do. If I didn’t cover it, it might be like the eruption of Mount Fuji. I immediately became anxious. I looked around hurriedly. God was really helping me. There was a public servant next to me.