These three big characters were tattooed on the middle of his back. From top to bottom, these three characters were quite scrawled. I didn’t know which dynasty the fonts were from. I looked at the tattoo master coming out on the side and asked: "Master, let you
You made it look so beautiful with just three characters, you are so dedicated, I thought you could just throw in two characters and be done with it."
"That's not possible. I used to do calligraphy. Today when I was tattooing, I made a cursive calligraphy for him on a whim." The master said smoothly: "Remember not to get wet in the past few days when you go back..."
Anyway, the master said a lot of things, and then I took the excited little guy and A Bao to a teahouse. I got a private room, and then I said to Li Shigao's grandson: "Boy,
What's your name?"
This boy also seemed quite smart. He smiled and said, "My name is Li Xuxiang, and my nickname is Brother Xiang."
"Xiang..." I shook my head, feeling paralyzed. It seems that I will have less time to play Tieba in the future. After thinking about it, I said: "Li Xuxiang, I see that you are talented and intelligent, and your qualifications are not contrary. From now on, you will protect the world and protect the world."
I’ll leave the mission of Earth to you, okay?”
Li Xuxiang's nose was running and he looked at me with both eyes. He didn't know what he was thinking. Then he thought for a while and said: "Is there any benefit? Is it dangerous? Don't do things that are not beneficial, and discuss things that are dangerous."
, I won’t even do anything that is neither beneficial nor dangerous.”
"Well, what do you think are benefits and what are dangers? Tell me so that I can have a rough definition." I looked at Li Xuxiang and asked. Li Xuxiang thought about it and said, "Is it any benefit? Can I make money?"
The big fat guy in our class has three yuan a day as pocket money. Everyone in our class is envious of him. If you can give me five yuan a day, that’s considered a benefit. As for dangerous things, hitting our physical education teacher won’t do. I
You can't beat him. Beating our physical education teacher without money is both useless and dangerous."
I looked at the stupid Li Xuxiang in front of me and sighed in my heart. Such a simple child is so fucking nothing like Li Shigao. I really wonder if he is his grandson. He can be satisfied with five yuan a day. His grandfather got it in the island country.
Li Xuxiang can afford to stab someone with 200 million yuan every day. As for the danger, if I tell him that there are five disadvantages and three shortcomings, he might not be able to marry a wife for the rest of his life if he is not careful. According to this guy's thinking, I probably won't agree.
"In this way, every time when someone bullies you after you become my apprentice, you can tell me Chen Haonan's name and say that you are protected by me, Chen Haonan. This is enough benefit, and what's the danger of being my apprentice? It's not like you will go to jail.
On the battlefield, if you have nothing to do, you can tease some decent women in the class. If you have no money, ask your master and I will ask for it. Isn’t that great?" I said to the little guy Li Xuxiang.
After hearing this, Li Xuxiang immediately said: "Okay, it's a deal, you said it, you have to give me ten yuan a day."
I took out a bank card at that time, thinking that this was Li Shigao's grandson and my apprentice. I couldn't be too stingy and said: "This is my bank card. There is like 200,000 yuan in it, which is enough for you."
how many years."
Unexpectedly, Li Xuxiang looked at me and said: "What is a bank card? I don't want this piece of paper, I want colorful banknotes, I want 100." I can guarantee that if Li Xuxiang has to pick one thing he regrets most in the future, then this is
Maybe it will work. Facts have proved that Li Xuxiang scolded me every time he mentioned this matter when he grew up. Ahem, this is something to talk about later.
Anyway, a pure and kind-hearted child was accepted as my apprentice at that time, but he knew that I had a lot of things to do, and it was impossible to stay here to teach him things. I could only leave some things for him to grow up and explore on his own, but
When I was choosing what to keep, I remembered that I didn’t know what to keep. After all, my spells were basically high-power spells, and there were only a few things, so there really wasn’t much left for him. In the end,
I had no choice but to call Li Shigao and tell him about the situation here. Li Shigao immediately sent me a book of spell notes and a bunch of miscellaneous things.
But I didn't let Li Xuxiang take it away. I asked Li Shigao to take it all back. After all, this kid can't learn too much, especially if he has to study on his own in the future. If he learns too much and can't master it, he will have a headache, so
I only asked the boy to get the spell code and let him study it as much as possible. At that time, I didn’t dare to say that it was something to catch ghosts. I just told him that it was the secret code of our gang and asked him to draw it, so that he would be fine in the future.
Painting and the like.
Li Xuxiang is actually quite smart. He seems to understand something, but he didn't say anything. He just accepted it. He probably felt that there was no harm in it, and he didn't let him buy it with money. He didn't want it for free. In the end, I, I
Looking at Li Xuxiang in front of him, he patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely: "Boy, remember, you are already my disciple of Wu Jiu no matter what. Remember to do more good deeds in the future. Remember, there will still be good people in this world.
There will be good rewards."
The boy didn't know what he was thinking at that time. He just looked at me and said nothing. I patted his shoulder, knowing that he probably couldn't understand what I said. I smiled bitterly. Li Shigao also looked at Li Xuxiang with his eyes fixed on his face.
, finally I said: "Okay, boy, you can go home by yourself. Although this is the first day that our master and apprentice meet, it may be the last day that we meet. Master, I have nothing to give you. These two
Here are some talismans for you to defend yourself. One is called the 'Nine Star Talisman' and the other is the 'Falling Flag Talisman'. You may not understand what I am saying now, but remember, don't use these two talismans lightly in the future until you are in a crisis.
, it can only be used when life and death are critical."
This kid Li Xuxiang probably didn't understand it now, but he stuffed it into his arms knowing it was a good thing. I thought about it carefully, and I didn't seem to have anything else on my body that I could give to this kid, so I took out my wallet.
He took out a thousand yuan and handed it to Li Xuxiang and said: "Boy, master, I don't have anything good to give you. I can only give you some money. Maybe we will meet again in the future." After saying that, I
Walking out of the door of the private room of the teahouse, Li Shigao sighed, picked up Abao and walked to the door with a look of reluctance.
I led Li Shigao and Abao to the street corner, turned to look at Li Shigao and asked, "Lao Li, how does it feel to have a grandson?"
Li Shigao smiled and said: "What else can I do? I feel very sorry for him, but I am powerless now. It is impossible for me to take him back to Maoshan. Maoshan is also in chaos now."