The fat man came back two hours later. Hei Sangen and Lin Erdan had already stopped laughing and had stopped laughing. But when they saw the fat man, the two of them became uncontrollable almost instantly. But
When I look at the fat man's face at this moment, he looks as unnatural as possible.
We laughed, but people, including Hei San, were definitely concerned about Fatty now, but this sudden situation instantly destroyed our laughter. When I saw Fatty's expression like this, I was still worried.
Yes, I have always had an unusual amount of trust in my second uncle, and I will never express any objection to anything he says. But this time, I would rather hate my steady second uncle all the time, and he is wrong.
Fat brother, what did the doctor say when you went out? I asked.
The fat man gave me a resentful look. I saw that his face seemed very haggard for a moment, and he asked me: Where is your second uncle?
He was sleeping in the bedroom, I said.
Then I'll go back, and when he wakes up, you can call me. The fat man's voice is extremely soft now, with a bit of resentment in it. I instantly imagined her as a pregnant woman, without her usual bitchiness.
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The fat man just walked away alone, leaving us with a lost figure of the fat man that the three of us had never seen before. If we can't guess the answer until now, we would be too stupid. The fat man is definitely outside.
He found someone to examine him. If he could examine himself, he would definitely take his own pulse.
It seems that he is really pregnant. Hei San stopped laughing and said after the fat man left.
I nodded.
What seemed cheerful just now actually hid the worries of the three of us about Fatty. In an instant, sadness spread. Fatty is really pregnant. What should we do?
When my second uncle got up, I called the fat man. The fat man who opened the door had no expression on his face and was extremely haggard. I said to him: My second uncle woke up and asked you to come over.
The fat man nodded and followed me like a soulless body. I really didn’t want to see the fat man like this, so I said: Fatty, this doesn’t look like you. What a big deal.
Son, isn't it just that you are pregnant? As for this, if it doesn't work out, just follow Heisan's advice and have an abortion. Don't worry, it's minimally invasive and painless.
Get out of here, I really can’t let you get pregnant with Xiaofan. Now I believe it. We are so fucking incompatible. This kind of thing that only happens once in a thousand years can actually make me, the fat man,
Met the fat man and said.
So you should feel lucky. Apart from Journey to the West, you are definitely the first, and you can even be said to have filled a gap in the history of medicine. I don't mean to be poor, I just want to stimulate the fat man and let him scold me.
Nothing beats his current half-dead appearance, isn't it?
But what I said is cheap enough. If it were normal times, the fat man would definitely fight me. But now, he didn’t say a word. I looked back at him, and he didn’t seem to be listening to what I just said.
.The whole person is numb.
After arriving in the room, the fat man sat directly next to my second uncle and said feebly: Mr. Lin, Fatty, I am trying to protect you from disaster, but I also admit this matter. You watch and struggle. If it doesn't work,
Fatty, I can only apologize with death. If the old man gives birth to a child, how can I have the face to face my ancestors?
The second uncle glanced at him, but this time he did not feel his pulse, but said: Tell me, what happened to you.
That is, the next night after that night, Fatty, I dreamed of a child. Fatty said slowly, as if he was explaining his condition to the doctor.
I remember that night clearly. I closed the door before going to bed, but when I was sleeping, I, a great Taoist priest, was pressed into bed by a ghost, and I saw a child standing at the head of my bed.
, my bare butt looked quite cute, he even called me daddy. I was half asleep at the time, and I blamed myself for being a bitch. At that time, I just casually recited the Bodhi Mantra of the Sutra of the Past and the Human Being and called him daddy.
I’ve been saved, but I’m curious, Fat Master. I wonder where this kid is so blind, and dares to cause trouble for me, Fat Master.
I asked the fat man, who the hell are you? I am still a boy. How could there be a child like you? He said, you are my father. If you recognize me, I will follow you. In fact,
Fatty, I know there is a saying like Gumantong, which means raising a little devil, and if you do it well, there will be no harm. I joked at that time, OK, if you can get on top of me, then I will
I accepted you, I thought, even Fatty, I am not that powerful, but with the Qi of Tiangang around me, no matter what, a little guy who seems to have no morals can get on my body, if I want,
You can definitely make him disappear in the blink of an eye.
Who would have known that this little guy would get on top of me and get in right away. I woke up at that time, and when I saw the door open, I knew that this was something evil. It was definitely not an ordinary dream, so I immediately started to read.
The rebirth curse is useless at this time, but I still don't take it to heart. With my luck, Fatty, I am actually not afraid of having a little devil following me. Those people from the cult deliberately keep a lot of them around me.
As for Yin Ling, if you hadn't said it today, I still don't think anything would happen to me. When the fat man said it, the expression on his face was full of confusion and annoyance.
In fact, I can't figure out what's going on. I won't lie to you, because the formation I saw at No. 9 Qingwang Street should be a formation, the Corpse Evil Formation, which kills that person.
I deliberately let you attract the corpse spirit of that street girl, and as a result, I used the law to break the law, which will definitely take your life. But I really don’t know about your current physical condition. There are many strange methods in Song Zhai.
, who can figure this out, said Uncle Tou.
That means even you can’t see why I’m pregnant, Fatty, right? Fatty’s face is a little pale.
The second uncle nodded. As for me, after being exposed to such a supernatural event, I have definitely never seen pork or seen pigs walking, so I said: Fatty is pregnant now, do you think it is the problem of the female corpse that was standing on the street at that time?
The girl is pregnant. Mother's love is so great, isn't it? The child dies before he is born, and the resentment is even greater, so this happened.
Don't tell me, it's really possible. At that time, Fatty, I spat out a mouthful of blood and sprayed it on Xiaolan. The child's resentful spirit came here following the blood. The fat man patted his thigh and said.
The second uncle glared at both of us and said: "Bullshit, the problem is definitely with the female corpse. This is true, but it is definitely not that the female corpse was pregnant at the time. Xiaofan doesn't understand. Fatty, you are also fooling around. She is pregnant."
Woman, where did the geranium come from?
I was instantly shocked when I heard this. It was really true what I said. That woman’s aunt was here on the day she died. But if that’s not the case, how can you explain it?
First call the spirit of the female ghost and find out what is going on before we can prescribe the right medicine. The second uncle said. After that, the second uncle asked me: Where is the female corpse now?
She should be cremated. She almost scared the police to death. After the fat man was done, he told them to send her to be buried alive as soon as possible. But the next day, the police sent her to be burned. I said.
Ask where the ashes are. Dig them back and summon the soul first. This woman cannot be reborn, so she must be wandering nearby. The second uncle frowned.
As soon as the second uncle said this, I took out the phone and dialed Xiaolan. The moment the call was connected, I heard Xiaolan say in surprise: Lin Xiaofan
But she immediately changed her tone and said: What are you doing?
Beautiful policewoman, I just want to ask where the cremated ashes of the female body that faked her body were buried. I asked.
When Xiaolan heard me say this, she might be alone in the room at night, her tone immediately became nervous and said: Why are you asking this?
It works, here we are going to summon her soul again. When I said this, I also felt weird, because I remembered everything that happened when I summoned her soul in the hospital last time.
Let’s talk about Xiaolan tomorrow. But this girl was so frightened by the female corpse that she immediately hung up the phone. Early the next morning, Hei Sanlin Erdan and I found Xiaolan and went to the station where they were buried.
The place where the street girl's ashes were placed. The police would definitely not buy a cemetery for an unclaimed corpse that sang Peking Opera in the middle of the night. They just found a place to bury it on the outskirts of the city.
She pointed to a piece of grass and said: That's it.
After saying that, she immediately dodged away, and Hei San directly pulled out a military shovel from the trunk. The urn should not be buried deep, but we did not dig it.
Just digging around, Hei San handed me something and said: What is this?
I took it and took a look, and immediately a cold current surged up from the soles of my feet.
This is a Peking Opera facial makeup.
Appeared where the ashes were supposed to be buried.