When the fat man asked this, I immediately became curious. What this sentence meant was that Lin Erdan had some adventures during the days when he was in coma. For example, he ate a Zhuguo Hercules Pill, drank a bottle of Indian divine oil, etc.
, so now that I have such great strength, this living Li Yuanba is alive, I am even a little envious of Lin Erdan.
Out-of-body Lin Erdan touched his head and said, "I don't know what out-of-body is," he said confusedly.
It was those days when you were in a coma. The fat man followed the good advice.
In those few days, I felt like I just had a good sleep, which was very sweet. I didn’t even have a dream. Lin Erdan said.
Tsk tsk, I’m so damn envious of your shitty luck, young man. It’s really amazing that the fat man has conquered your Linjiazhuang. Old man, as I said before, this young man can eat whatever he wants. It’s very exciting for him.
Eat, and all the expenses are mine. The fat man is in a good mood at this time, so he just needs to say a few words: "Young man, I see that you have an amazing bone structure and you will definitely be a martial arts prodigy in the future. I guess we have a master-disciple relationship."
White Pearl asked uncertainly.
Don't worry, this guy is a blessing in disguise now. The fat man said, with a hint of envy in his tone.
Well, that's cool. After hearing this, both husband and wife said that I'm fine. Mom, go and steam three pots of steamed buns for me. Wife, bring me that jar of sauerkraut. When Lin Erdan heard that it was ready to eat, he immediately became happy.
After leaving the yard of Lin Erdan's house, I was still immersed in the shock of the punch just now. I wished I could be in a coma for seven days and seven nights and finally become the King of Hercules. At this moment, the policewoman said: Hello
, Fatty, this man eats like this. How can his stomach be so big and hold so many things?
Please beg me, Fatty. If you beg me, I will tell you. The fat man said rudely.
The policewoman immediately suppressed her expression and wanted to hit the fat man again, but after saying these words, the fat man seemed to be on guard and disappeared quickly. The policewoman stood on the spot and said to me: Hey, stop here.
Why can't you bully the fat man and cause trouble for me? I asked.
Don't you think it's weird? The policewoman said.
I've told you a long time ago that I used to be just like you, everything felt weird, but after seeing it more often you get used to it, so I don't know how serious it is.
The policewoman stood still, thought for a moment, turned around and left. I looked in the direction and saw that it was Lin Erdan's house. I was afraid that she would do something impulsively, so I quickly followed her and said: Beauty, I said you're fine.
Son, what is this for?
I don't believe anyone can eat so much in one meal. I want to take him to the hospital for examination, the policewoman said angrily.
I thought that Lin Erdan was very lazy. He was the number one otaku in this village. He would never stand up if he could lie down. Just now he refused to go to see a gentleman. If you asked him to go to the hospital, there would be no way. But this
The policewoman once again surprised me. She said directly to Lin Erdan, "Come on, if you agree to let me go to the hospital for a check-up, the town's dogs ignore Baozi. I will treat you as much as you want."
Lin Erdan drooled as soon as he heard Goubuli's steamed buns, they were much more delicious than pickled steamed buns. This guy immediately sold his soul and said, "Okay, I'll go with you."
Just like that, under the disbelief of the policewoman, who happened to have a car and it was convenient, we went directly to the town hospital. The old doctor who received us knew Lin Erdan. This patient was quite famous in the hospital before.
Nothing happened but he couldn't wake up. Now when he saw Erdanzi, he smiled and said, "Young man, wake up."
The female police officer went directly to talk to the old doctor and said: I woke up, but I am worried about what is wrong with my body now, so now I have checked all the tests that can be done, focusing on the gastrointestinal tract.
After Lin Erdan had done all the examinations that the hospital could do, such as CT scan, B-ultrasound, etc., Lin Erdan looked at the policewoman eagerly, waiting for her to fulfill her promise.
The policewoman was not someone who cared about Baozi. Because some test results took time to wait, she drove directly to the Baozi shop. There was no one at the Baozi shop now. When she arrived at the small Baozi shop, Lin Erdan directly greeted the boss and said
:Go and call all your guys, start steaming, and make sure the uncle is fed.
The landlady smiled and said: Sir, there are still a few cages left, enough for food.
There wasn't enough to fill your teeth, so I steamed it. I didn't need Qian Lin Erdan to carry the remaining steamed buns back to the table. I took two bites of each and ate them quickly. The boss lady was still looking at this at first.
The young man laughed, but after eating a few cages in one breath, she couldn't laugh anymore. She couldn't help but give Lin Erdan a thumbs up and said: This young man can really eat.
Don't say so much, go ahead and steam it quickly. Lin Erdan patted the table and said.
In this way, this bun shop slowly gathered a lot of people, many, many people, almost swarming around. The boss and his wife called three waiters to chop the fillings, make the wrappers, and steam them. Five people couldn't even feed Lin Erdan.
When one person eats it, everyone who looks at it has their mouths wide open.
The boss lady was naturally happy. Later, how many steamed buns Lin Erdan ate that day became a legend in the town. The legend even spread to the city. Some people came here to visit this big eater, and they always put it in the policewoman's wallet.
All the hundreds of dollars I gave to the boss were not enough. The lady boss smiled like she had two broken front teeth and said: It’s okay, just treat it like hiring a celebrity to advertise.
This Goubuli steamed stuffed bun restaurant later became very popular because it was absolutely delicious. If not, one person could eat hundreds of them.
After eating Baozi, the results of the hospital examination just came out. The old doctor said: I can't believe this young man is in good health, but he still has to feed people even though he is in good health. There is nothing in his gastrointestinal tract.
The female police officer's face turned green immediately after hearing this. You must know that Lin Erdan who came over at that time had already eaten countless steamed buns. He had digested them all on the way to the hospital. Some of the food eaten by others was digested, and the rest was
It was excreted as excrement, but Lin Erdan actually digested almost everything he ate.
In other words, although Lin Erdan will eat a lot in the future, he will never poop constantly, and it can even be said that he will not need to poop much.
The monster policewoman can only describe Lin Erdan like this.
When we returned to the village, Lin Erdan, who had just eaten so many steamed buns, patted his belly and said to me: Xiaofan, you’re damn hungry again.
I felt a chill after hearing this. Although it is a blessing to be able to eat, eating so much can definitely bankrupt a family. But I thought that since Fatty promised Lin Erdan that he would reimburse Lin Erdan for everything he eats in the future, I
He said to Lin Erdan: Come on, follow me to find Fatty and ask for food expenses. Nowadays, Feng Shui Master is a profitable industry. Since Fatty is so powerful, he is definitely a master who is not short of money.
Sure enough, when he arrived at Lin Sanshui's house, the fat man directly threw out several thousand yuan in banknotes and said that he only had so much cash on him now, so he could eat whatever he wanted. After eating, the fat man would go and get it. Lin Erdan had never seen so much money, so he took the money
He walked away in a hurry. After he left, I couldn't help but curiously asked the fat man: "Uncle Liu, tell me, what is going on? Is there really no problem?"
The fat man glanced at the policewoman, as if he had something to hide. As soon as I saw this situation, I immediately said to the policewoman: Beauty, can we just whisper a few words?
The policewoman snorted and turned around and left the room.
At this time, the fat man suddenly lost his temper and said: No problem, the problem is serious. If we go to your Linjiazhuang, something big will happen.
When the fat man said this, my heart suddenly sank. I could think of too many things. My dream, including the word "escape" when my grandfather raised his body, all explained the impending disaster in Linjiazhuang.
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I calmed down and asked: Uncle Liu, please tell me if you have anything to say.
The fat man shook his head and said: I can't say anything about this for the time being, but let me remind you, I gave her a horoscope for the girl from Lin Sanshui's family, just four characters. It's very simple, and it's priceless. If you meet her, I will.
It's your blessing. It's best not to get too involved with this female police officer. I see you have a peach blossom look on your face. Remember, having too many peach blossoms is not luck, but a disaster.