I don't know the reason, but I guess this may be the method that the second uncle and the fat man came up with. The villagers are very enthusiastic about working now. In less than an hour, they have sorted out more than a hundred clay sculptures. It's really amazing.
It is said that the masters are definitely among the people. I saw that the clay sculptures made by everyone were of different sizes and different expressions, and many of them even looked lifelike. Especially Lin Sanshui said, no matter whether the molding is good or not, it must be enough to be seen.
Come out sex.
Now it is obvious that the men created by the aunts and sisters-in-law are bigger and longer than the other, and a group of old women are blushing with joy. Those Shubos are even more outrageous.
He directly pinched the woman's breast until it almost reached her navel. It was so majestic and majestic. Lin Sanshui's face turned dark when he saw it.
I asked you to pinch you, not to let you hold a party like this. Lin Sanshui cursed angrily.
Don't worry about this. It's you who told us to distinguish between genders. Besides, this is a human being. It's not normal for a person to have a guy. You, Lin Sanshui, are not as courageous as the villagers. She is definitely a fat aunt.
He will return to Lin Sanshui Road immediately.
Lin Sanshui stared at them, with a dark face and didn't know what to say. The fat man said to Lin Sanshui at this time: Sanshui, you let them make trouble, and they won't be able to cry later.
Lin Sanshui looked at the fat man and said nothing. After hearing what the fat man said, I became even more curious about what he wanted these clay sculptures for. After the few of us selected ninety-nine relatively good clay sculptures, we placed them in the sun.
When exposed to the sun, the yellow mud dries very quickly, and soon the surface becomes hard.
After finishing all this, Lin Sanshui changed the change, gave it to everyone, and then dispersed. The clay sculptures were on the threshing floor. From the beginning to the end, the fat man said that the mountain people have their own tricks, but said nothing.
After a busy day, I don’t even know what I’m doing.
Could it be that you invited me here just to watch the masterpieces of the villagers? This is so damn unscientific.
During dinner in the evening, I said at the dinner table: Who knows what you have heard about Uncle Sanshui calling on the villagers to make clay figures in the threshing floor?
When Wu Miaoke heard the three words "Lin Sanshui", her eating movements paused briefly. It was just a moment, but I clearly captured it. But I didn't say this to test her reaction. I meant
For my second uncle to listen to.
Who knows, maybe she was dealing with the female ghost in the ancestral hall. Xiaofan, your uncle Sanshui is a good person. You must treat the little demon well in the future. His father said while eating.
After he said this, the three people on the table suddenly looked unnatural. I wanted to slap myself twice. It hurts me to talk about it here. Lin Sanshui didn't think I was annoying enough.
After dinner, I went back to the room and asked my second uncle about it. Now I felt even more like I was being a bitch while eating. What was I anxious about? I couldn’t ask after I got back to the room.
But the second uncle actually shook his head at me and said: This matter cannot be discussed, you will know tomorrow.
Since I will know tomorrow, why can't you tell me now? I wonder.
Because it won’t work if I say it. My second uncle said to me mysteriously.
There was no conversation all night, and there was no sound of knocking on the wall. The couple next door seemed to have lost interest in seducing me after the policewoman left. After dinner in the morning, I was called out by Lin Sanshui. He was driving a manpower today.
There was a person sitting on the tricycle, who turned out to be Lin Erdan, who is now the most famous person in our village.
Lin Erdan is famous because of his strength. In the past, Lin Erdan was as skinny as a stick and had no strength. He couldn't even beat his own wife. Now he can work hard and plow the fields by himself.
, we are no better than two cows, at least we are stronger and faster than one and a half cows. At first, in order to see Lin Erdan’s magical power, other people said: Erdan, go and plow my land, and you will have enough for lunch.
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Lin Erdan patted his belly and got on it. At first, others had heard that Lin Erdan could eat, but no matter how much a person could eat, he could eat as much as he wanted. But Lin Erdan gave the family who invited him the first time a meal.
My face turned green after eating. Later, some unbelievers made a bet with Lin Erdan, saying that I would give you twenty yuan for as many steamed buns as you can eat, and the noodles of the steamed buns would also be considered mine. All of them were convinced that they had lost.
The village is not big, but the news that Lin Erdan can eat and is as strong as an ox spread instantly.
Otherwise, people would say that Lin Erdan was great at plowing the fields and plowing his wife's fields at night. Ever since Lin Erdan woke up, Bai Zhenzhu had never been on the kang. Every night, ghosts cried and wolves howled like pigs were being killed.
The old sisters-in-law in the neighborhood all hate their men for not living up to their expectations. If you say you are great, compete with Lin Erdan. If you can make me unable to get off the kang, I will be happy, right?
Now Lin Erdan saw me, waved to me on the farm vehicle and said: Xiaofan, come and get on the bus, Uncle Sanshui said he would treat me to something delicious today.
Xiaofan, get in the car and go to town to buy some winter rest. Lin Sanshui also greeted me.
What to buy? As for driving a tricycle, I wonder.
Mr. Liu told me to buy some Huangbiao incense candles and the like for him to use today. Lin Sanshui said.
Hearing the order from the fat man, I didn't ask any questions and just got on the tractor. The bumps along the way made my internal organs shift. Lin Sanshui's driving skills were extremely poor. I almost turned into a ditch several times.
It shocked me so much that I was covered in cold sweat.
There are several incense-mounted shops in the town, and they usually sell some wreaths and shrouds. After arriving in the town, Lin Sanshui directly handed me more than two thousand yuan and said: Go ahead, incense-mounted, you can have as much as you want. If you don’t have enough, wait for me.
I'm giving money when I get back, so it's okay. I have something to do somewhere else.
Looking at Lin Sanshui's leaving figure, I couldn't express the feeling in my heart. What can he do if he leaves now? Who else can he do besides meet the woman who is pregnant with his child?
But these things are really beyond my control. I thought too much and got upset, so I took Lin Erdan and went straight to shop for goods from several fragrant shops. This stuff was very cheap, and we only spent a thousand together.
Yuan, so I asked people to ask me what I was doing. I was embarrassed to say it, so I just said that it hadn't rained in Linjiazhuang for many days, so I was preparing to pray for rain and found someone to perform rituals, so I tried to excuse myself.
The things he bought were so big that Lin Erdan carried them all by himself. No matter how light the thing was, it still weighed several hundred kilograms. Lin Erdan carried it like a toy, attracting passers-by to look at him. Later, some people even looked for him.
Erdanzi came to ask the young man if he wanted to work. You have so much energy to do it, and you still worry about not being able to find the money.
Lin Erdan grinned and said: There is something going on in our village. I will come to the boss after I finish my work.
The person who asked Erdan was not joking. He left his business card directly and said: OK, when you come, just call this number. We can talk about the salary easily.
Seeing this scene, I envy Lin Erdan. Erdan is still in the town. If he goes to a big city, even if he is uneducated, he can have a bright future. If nothing else, with this strength, he can give those big people
It's not a big deal for a boss to work as a bodyguard for 30,000 to 50,000 yuan a month. To put it bluntly, just because of Erdan's ability that makes Bai Zhenhu unable to get out of bed, find a big hotel to be a cowherd, and don't let those emptiness
Lonely ladies rush for money. To Erdan, it’s just a fucking number. That’s because of his current vision, he’s still worried about eating too much.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel envious and jealous. What a damn lucky guy. I even went to college, but now I can't do anything in literature or martial arts. I studied hard for more than ten years in Hanchuang, and I'm not as good as Lin Er.
Egg was in a coma for a week
I put the incense and other things in the car, and waited for Lin Sanshui in the car for a while. I went to the mistress's place and came back with a spring breeze on his face. Seeing him like this, I felt sorry for Wu Miao. It was not worth it. I couldn't wait to rush in now.
Go home and touch the dazzling white Wu Miaoke a hundred times. Lin Sanshui came and saw that we had bought all the things, so he directly took Lin Erdan to eat. Not for anything else, but it was the same woman who went there last time.
The Goubuli bun shop where the police led Lin Erdan to.
When the boss and his wife saw Lin Erdan, their eyes narrowed with laughter, and they immediately called the two guys on their lunch break to get up and start working, because they knew that two people making buns would never be able to keep up with this little guy.
As expected, it was two hours later that Lin Erdan finished eating. By this time, the five of them were already panting from exhaustion. When Lin Sanshui went to check out, the boss still refused to accept the payment, and finally persuaded him to accept it.
I paid two hundred yuan, which means something. Because the boss said that since the last time Erdan came here, the business in the store has increased hundreds of times. In this small town, there is even a Qingfeng steamed bun shop that President Xi has visited.
It has the same meaning, and the boss even said that if Erdan wants to eat steamed buns in the future, he can come at any time. If he has money, he will pay the cost price. If he doesn't have money, he can give it to him for free.
Everyone went home after eating and drinking. The fat man was waiting for us at the entrance of the village. When he saw Lin Sanshui, he said: It's so slow to do this. If the time is missed, all the work will be in vain.
I don't think Fatty is joking. He is rarely really mean. Lin Sanshui's face turned pale when he said a mean word. He hurried to the threshing floor at full speed. Lin Sanshui handed me a package when he got out of the car.
Black, he sneered and said to me: I passed by a clothing store and bought some clothes for your aunt and Xiaoyao. You can give them to them.
After Lin Sanshui finished speaking, he directly handed the package to me, and started to unload the incense frame he bought on the ground with Lin Erdan. The fat man took the compass and kept calculating outside the threshing floor, ordering us: Go, in
In front of each clay figurine, three sticks of incense are placed and a stack of incense-coated paper money is placed.
I looked at those clay figures, and then looked at the incense frame in my hand. What did this mean? Could it be that I wanted to make these stone figures into statues of gods, and invite gods, soldiers, and gods to deal with the female ghosts?
I didn't know what was going on, but I still did as I was told. After lighting incense and laminating paper money, the whole threshing floor looked like a huge law field. Amidst the smoke, let alone looking at these clay sculptures, it was really...
It seems to be endowed with spirituality, and it looks very precious and solemn.
After doing all this, the fat man withdrew as soon as he greeted us. I was so confused that my whole body was filled with confusion. What kind of medicine was he selling in his gourd?
When I got home, I found my second uncle and asked what was going on. Didn’t you tell me what the fat man was going to do? Didn’t I know it today? Why do I still not know?
The second uncle said with a straight face: When will your temper change? Tomorrow night, the fat man will know how to deal with the female ghost. These are all preparations in advance.
But when it comes to preparation, why does it not work when I say it? I wonder, is this some kind of secret that cannot be revealed?
The second uncle pointed to his father's room and said, "Because if you say it, it won't work."
One of his actions and one word made my heart sink immediately. What did Second Uncle mean by this sentence? Could it be that the reason why I can't say it is that my father is the female ghost or someone who is a female ghost. I'm afraid that
There is a traitor who is high-densing to the female ghost
When he said this, I was really embarrassed to ask again. Anyway, we have to wait until tomorrow to talk about it. After tomorrow, we need to have an understanding of everything.
My father will definitely get better, right?
As a result, the policewoman came early the next morning. Before the two of us could say a word, the neighbor's child said to me: Brother Xiaofan, the village chief wants you to go to his house now.
The policewoman and I went to Lin Sanshui's house together. When we arrived, we found that Lin Sanshui and Fatty were both busy in the yard. My second uncle, who said he was going to the fields to see the crops, was actually there too.
Fatty and Lin Sanshui were cutting yellow paper, which is the yellow talisman paper used to suppress ghosts in film and television works.
The second uncle was on an inkstone, gently grinding the scarlet cinnabar.
Xiaofan, you came just in time. Go and read the name of your second uncle. You can read it and write it. Remember, when you find the names of our ancestors of the Lin family in the genealogy, you must look for those buried in the ancestral cemetery.
Don’t worry, I found fifty male ancestors and forty-nine female ancestors. Lin Sanshui greeted me.
I didn't know what to do, but I picked up the genealogy.
I read a name.
The second uncle wrote the name on the yellow paper with a scarlet ink pen.
Looking at the name on the yellow paper, I suddenly felt something strange.