Within three days, news came out in Linjiazhuang that Lin Xiaofan and Lin Xiaoyao were getting married. Lin Xiaofan, a college student, was getting married to that ugly Lin Xiaoyao. This was not a rumor, it was true. Naturally, many people in the village laughed at it.
It is said that I, Lin Xiaofan, had a high vision before. After picking and choosing, I finally chose this Lin Xiaoyao, but there was no reaction. My family did not say anything to others. People's words are terrible, and the village is full.
There is nothing else to do except work in the fields, how can you not let people talk nonsense?
This is the result of the discussion between Fatty and I that day, that is, Lin Xiaoyao and I are getting married. It all happened too suddenly. Originally, I asked Fatty to pee that day just to tell him about Lin Xiaoyao.
Son, don't tell Lin Sanshui. It would be fine if they were not divorced. After the divorce, everything is a foregone conclusion. Now tell them that as long as Lin Xiaoyao marries me, they can have children. Isn't that just disgusting?
And after the grave was dug that day, the coffin was not opened. In the words of the fat man, if there were dead things inside, it would be fine, just take it out. If it was a bat, and it flew away after opening it, then it was all over. It was still the same as before.
It's eight hundred miles urgent. Now someone will probably come and take away the little demon with just one phone call. There is no need for an astrologer. Times are progressing and satellite positioning is more important. When the fat man said this, I was completely frightened. As soon as g was turned on, Lin
There is absolutely no way for Xiaoyao to hide. This matter must be done quickly. Of course, I am really not here for Lin Xiaoyao’s fate. To be honest, I have seen too much about ghosts and gods, so let’s forget it.
, but I really don’t believe in Feng Shui and luck. Lin Xiaoyao and I simply opened our hearts after chatting with her father. After knowing that her face could be cured, we completely opened our hearts.
If Xiaoyao's face can be cured, then marrying me, Lin Xiaofan, would be considered an ancestral virtue for me. When I really made the decision to get married, I breathed a sigh of relief and finally got over this troubled mother-in-law relationship.
Female incest love.
This marriage is really easy. Lin Xiaoyao is living in my house now. When I came home and told me about it, no one had any objection. Since that night, our family has been blessed with many happy events. First, Lin Xiaoyao
The demon's face has been cured, and although it is not healed yet, it is basically a certainty. Now my only grandson is getting married again.
Grandma was so happy that she cried with joy, and kept saying: It's good to get married, old man, you saw that Xiaofan got married, he married a little demon, a good girl.
I stood next to my grandma and thought to myself, could my grandfather not know that he had done everything before Lin Xiaoyao was born?
Now that we are really getting married, one of the most important problems has arisen. My house is no longer enough to live in. The things happening here in Linjiazhuang are definitely not in line with the outside world, such as housing, cars, etc. But now I still have to live with my second wife.
I live with my uncle. When Lin Xiaoyao and I get married, how can we still live here? It would be a bit outrageous to drive my second uncle and my father into the same room. It’s okay for me to live with my second uncle, but he and my father
Living together, now that my mother is gone, is it okay for two old men to live together?
It was at this time that everyone noticed that my mother was missing. Fatty, a fool, also asked me: It's just now that I realized that your mother was missing.
She went to my grandma's house. In fact, she has a natal family, but everyone doesn't know it. This is the explanation my family gave to the outside world. Now, there are even more discussions outside. Lin Yutang's beautiful idiot wife has left and she will not be able to return to her natal family.
I'm back, and now there are even more people making irresponsible remarks. All kinds of unpredictable people come out and say anything. I know such a beautiful woman. Look at her temperament. She must belong to a wealthy family. Some people say
When I saw Lin Yutang's wife, I knew at the first glance that this woman was worth more than three hundred yuan.
In the end, Lin Sanshui left 10,000 yuan, saying it was a dowry for the little demon. Fatty went to the town, and when he came back, he also threw 20,000 yuan at me and said, "Thank you, Fatty. You are my name."
Disciple, when you two have a baby, you must accept me as your godson. I smiled and said, then I will call you whatever I call you. I will call you Uncle Liu, and my son will call you godfather. Isn’t that the hierarchy of generations is messed up?
The fat man said, "Fat Master, I am only thirty years old this year. I am just a little mature, okay? If you call me Uncle Liu again, believe it or not, I will slap you."
We all expressed disbelief and forced the fat man to take out his ID card to prove his innocence. Liu Tianci was really thirty years old. At that time, the policewoman turned pale and said: At thirty years old, you have grown...
With a sixty-year-old face, do your family members know? This sentence made the two of them almost fight again.
I suddenly felt that the fat man and the policewoman could be regarded as a pair of happy enemies. If they could get married, it would be a happy thing. But I dare not mention this matter. In short, since I said that I want to get married.
From that day on, our entire family felt indescribably relaxed and at ease.
My father later gave me five thousand yuan, which made him feel embarrassed and said: Xiaofan, dad is not very capable, and the family really has no savings to support your education these years.
I quickly continued and said: Dad, don’t say anything. I will be the one to fight against this family from now on. You can’t trust your son, and you can’t trust Xiaoyao. Is there any woman in the world who is more prosperous than her?
Later, the decision was made that my father and second uncle would squeeze in a few days and wait for the wedding to be settled, and then immediately start building a new house. Not to mention it would be great, but at least a few bungalows would be built. Although the villagers made irresponsible remarks, but at the moment
On this special day, everyone came to congratulate me one after another. The house will not be demolished for the time being, but at least it must be cleaned. This matter will be left to Lin Erdan. I have been busy recently, but I have not seen this guy. I just heard others say that he is now
He still ate a lot, but at least not as much as before. It was getting more and more day by day. It seemed that he had reached a saturation point. The fat man was also very happy when he saw Lin Erdan and said: Erdan, how strong are you now?
Lin Erdan didn't say anything. He walked directly to the old millstone in my yard. Lin Erdan folded the three millstones and raised them with one hand. He was so scared that everyone in the yard didn't dare to gasp loudly.
Chen Jiuliang found Lin Erdan at that time and said: Erdanzi, I don’t know whether you would like to join the army or not. At least I guarantee you a bright future.
I won’t go now, Pearl is pregnant. Erdanzi said with a naive smile, Bai Pearl has completely lost weight now, her whole body is convex and concave, and her belly is also slightly bulging now. It seems that after a period of
After the series of farce, everyone's life slowly returned to calm, and it seemed that everyone was a blessing in disguise.
This includes Lin Xiaoqiang. After he called the police last time and made a mistake, his whole world view collapsed. I heard that he later went to a mountain to learn Taoism. His family also sent congratulatory gifts. Lin Xiaoqiang said to me
: Xiaofan, your Uncle Xiaoqiang has told you, I want to thank you for this. Although he has not learned any magic, the old Taoist priest on the mountain taught him the way of Chinese medicine, and he will be a miracle doctor next time he comes back.
After several days of preparation, Lin Xiaoyao and I officially got married. On the day of the wedding, almost everyone in the Lin Family Village was entertained. It was on this day that Lin Sanshui came back, bringing with him the woman who was already pregnant.
It was at this time that everyone knew that Lin Sanshui and Wu Miaoke had divorced. It was a happy event, because Lin Sanshui's return became more solemn, because Lin Sanshui became my father-in-law in the future.
My father-in-law, however, found a girl in her twenties at this time. If they want to get married in the future, Lin Sanshui will get married later than his son-in-law.
We are all guests here, Lin Sanshui, we have been husband and wife for more than 20 years. I would like to toast you with this glass of wine and wish you a baby soon. When everyone was embarrassed, Wu Miaoke stood up like a heroine holding the wine glass.
Lin Sanshui looked embarrassed, and then he didn't sit down at the wine glass station. Only then did I have time to take a closer look at the little girl Lin Sanshui was looking for. The little girl's face turned a little pale when she saw Wu Miaoke. The mistress saw
When it comes to the first wife, her momentum is already three points weaker before we even fight. When I heard Lin Sanshui say that she was forced into marriage, I thought she would be a shrew, but now it seems that she is not a particularly hard-to-accept girl.
Things after the wedding became even more embarrassing. After the ceremony, I served tea to both parents. After I served my father, I served tea to my father-in-law and mother-in-law.
The atmosphere became tense instantly. How the hell are you going to serve this tea?
In the end, Wu Miaoke and Lin Sanshui sat together. The two were not so well matched, but seeing them sit together again after being separated for more than 20 years, and seeing their almost identical painful expressions, I instantly
Understand that some feelings come from each other and have nothing to do with everything.
After I served tea, Lin Sanshui took the girl away without even eating the banquet. She was so embarrassed and embarrassed. Except for Lin Sanshui, the wedding was almost perfect. Lin Erdan was not only very strong, but also a big drinker.
It was amazing. I almost drank a piece by myself. Originally, I was going to have a bridal party night, but no one made a fuss this time.
The reason is ridiculous. Everyone is having fun with the bride during the wedding ceremony.
But Lin Xiaoyao's face has not healed yet, and no one is interested in making such a fuss now. Now I secretly rejoiced. If Xiaoyao's face had been cured first, these brats wouldn't have used alcohol to exert their strength.
In the evening, my family had a happy meal together again, but Fatty was nowhere to be seen, so I said: Where has Fatty gone? Now that I know Fatty is only thirty years old, I am too embarrassed to call him Uncle Liu or Fatty anymore.
Already.
He is busy in the kitchen. Who knows what he is busy with, my dad said.
He said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao had arrived. As soon as he mentioned Fatty, Fatty brought out a large pot of soup, rubbed his hands and said: Fatty, I have spent all my money this time. Look at this pot of soup that I cooked and stewed myself.
, Niu Dali's old man's ginseng and tortoise soup, Xiaofan, if you drink this soup from Fatty, you won't need to rest eight times a night.
Grandma hit the fat man with a cane. Today is my big day. She was not happy yet, so how could she be angry? She just smiled and cursed: You still want my great-grandson to recognize you as his godfather? How beautiful are you thinking?
The fat man immediately defended: Grandma, you don’t know this. You and Xiaofan, his grandfather, were not as young as you. You didn’t think about his endless strength at night.
Grandma’s old face turned red instantly. This was the first time I saw grandma blush. Fatty is really looking for death. But even so, grandma was not really angry. She just said to me: If my old bones live for one day, my weight
Sun is not allowed to meet this damn fat man.
My grandma is a typical cold-faced person with a warm heart. When I got married, Fatty was busy with everything, and the little devil's face was solved by Fatty. Fatty was so kind to my family that I can't thank you enough.
But I have to say that the soup stewed by Fatty tastes quite good. I was drunk by Lin Erdan during the day, and I vomited as much as I ate. I was so hungry that I drank 30,000 tortoise soup in one go, and Lin Xiaoyao couldn't stop drinking it.
He pinched me with his hand, and when I looked up, I realized that everyone was looking at me with a half-smile.
I really didn’t drink soup just because I didn’t have to take a break eight times a night. Dude, do you believe me when I say I’m really hungry?
After dinner, I pulled Lin Xiaoyao, who was trembling all over, into the room. No matter what happened between me and her before, this time, this night, she was completely my woman.
She used to be bold, but at the critical moment, she didn't even dare to raise her head, and she was anxious with me when I wanted to turn on the light. After drinking Fatty's soup, the effect of the medicine was already taking effect, and I only felt a burning sensation in my lower abdomen, so I turned off the light.
, he hugged Lin Xiaoyao directly and went to bed. He wished he could grow three hands. He just hated that the buttons of his damn clothes were so difficult to unbutton.
I damn well know that Fatty Liu is cheating on me
Lin Xiaoyao, who had really experienced the pain of breaking a melon, hugged the quilt and asked me to touch her again. My brother was really not so impatient. It was definitely because of the fat man. He made me so anxious all night.