It was the first time he heard someone ask for a timeout before a fight because they had not eaten breakfast.
Even though they were far away, the aroma of barbecue penetrated into his nose irresistibly. How disgusting! He actually ate barbecue so early in the morning! Ling Xu felt resentful in his heart. The Presbyterian Church had been open all night, but he hadn't eaten at all.
Things, now my stomach is empty. But now I have to watch a bastard eating meat in front of me.
How outrageous!
I'll make sure to punch out everything this damn bastard put into his stomach!
Goo!
His stomach made an unknown sound, and the surrounding area suddenly became quiet. Ling Xu's dark face suddenly turned red.
These guys must have great ears... Damn...
"Hey, kid, if you're hungry, let's eat together." Tang Tian turned his face, raised the barbecue in his hand in a very friendly manner, and extended an invitation to Ling Xu.
"Who are you talking about?" Ling Xu was furious and pointed the silver gun in his hand at Tang Tian.
"If you weren't hungry, I would eat them all." Tang Tian said vaguely while chewing on the barbecue.
"asshole!"
Ling Xu cursed angrily and rushed over. Before he could sit down, he rushed towards the barbecue.
Half an hour later, Tang Tian and Ling Xu both looked satisfied and were half lying on the ground. Their bellies were as round as watermelons. Gu Xue and Mu Lei looked dull, and they could not understand what was happening in front of them at all.
situation.
Not only were they unable to understand, but everyone watching the battle from a distance was dumbfounded.
"So satisfied!" Ling Xu couldn't wait to lie down at this moment.
"This is life." Tang Tian's emotion floated in the sunshine.
"Hey, don't think you can bribe me with a barbecue." Ling Xu half-supported his body, with a very comfortable look on his face, and said lazily: "However, the elder wants to take Miss Xue back, so don't stop me.
I, I just pretend I haven’t met you.”
Murray's expression changed drastically. With Ling Xu's reputation, he believed that no one would dare to refuse if he could say such a thing.
On the contrary, Gu Xue was quite calm.
"Stop dreaming." Tang Tian said lazily: "This is my territory. If you come to my territory and make noise, how will I be the boss in the future?"
Ling Xu didn't expect that his overtures would be rejected. He sat up straight and his expression became serious: "Are you serious?"
"Nonsense." Tang Tian didn't even raise his eyelids, and his tone was so lazy that people couldn't help but wonder if he was asleep.
"Then there's nothing we can do!" Ling Xu stood up with a solemn expression: "I will not disobey the Great Elder's order!"
The fighting spirit in his body began to rise, and he pointed his silver spear directly at Tang Tian, and his tone became serious: "Come on! Then let us see the truth!"
"Hey, you're not sleepy after eating?" Tang Tian yawned, his eyes filled with tears, and he said vaguely: "Sleepy... I'm so sleepy, let's take a nap first..."
Ling Xu felt like he was going crazy: "If you don't get up again, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Half an hour, just sleep for half an hour..." Tang Tian yawned louder.
"Stop talking nonsense! Get up and fight to the death! Only the winner is qualified..." Ling Xu wanted to go up and poke a few holes in Tang Tian's body, but his pride as a master made him restrain himself.
"Twenty minutes then...or ten minutes will do..." Tang Tian's eyes were filled with tears, and he was so sleepy that he could hardly open his eyes.
Ling Xu was so angry!
He had never encountered such a scoundrel, but Tang Tian couldn't stand it. The tip of his spear almost hit Tang Tian, but Tang Tian remained indifferent.
sleepy……
Tang Tianzhen was so sleepy that he could hardly open his eyes, and when Ling Xu came to poke him, he didn't notice the danger.
Ling Xu was so angry that there were such excellent people in this world, but the dignity of a warrior prevented him from making a sneak attack.
Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a well out of the corner of his eye, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Tang Tian's bucket just now was still there. Ling Xu flew over to the well without saying a word, put down his silver gun, picked up the bucket, and filled it with water.
By the time he walked up to Tang Tian with the bucket in hand, Tang Tian's snoring started to sound.
It's so fast to fall asleep...but hey!
Ling Xu raised the bucket in his hand, and a bucket of water poured on it.
The biting and cold well water drenched Tang Tian. In his sleep, Tang Tian felt that he suddenly fell into an ice cave. At that time, he screamed and jumped up from the ground.
When he saw Ling Xu's triumphant expression and the bucket in his hand, Tang Tian reacted immediately.
Tang Tian suddenly became furious, pointing at Ling Xu and yelling: "I treated you to barbecue, and you poured water on me! Bastard!"
When Ling Xu thought about it, he suddenly felt that he was going too far.
Just when he was about to open his mouth to explain, Tang Tian rushed forward with a cry. Ling Xu, who was full of fighting spirit, suddenly found that he was holding a bucket instead of the familiar silver gun, and his expression suddenly changed: "Wait a minute...
…”
Tang Tian, who was extremely angry, was like a whirlpool of birds as soon as he came up.
A small whirlpool, like a flock of white birds, flew towards Ling Xu. Before it was over, Tang Tian's tan legs drew out a series of criss-crossing sword lights, and flew towards Ling Xu headlessly and facelessly.
Ling Xu hurriedly dodged, but the furious Tang Tian's attack was simply suffocating.
Ling Xu's figure was not stabilized by the whirlpool of flying birds, and the fine light of Tan's legs and swords had already occupied his field of vision. In desperation, he subconsciously raised the barrel in his hand.
The barrel shattered instantly!
The sharp light of the knife passed by the tip of his nose, drawing a streak of blood, which scared him into a cold sweat.
"Hey, hey, hey..." Ling Xu desperately wanted to stop.
Tang Tian had no intention of stopping at all. The offensive was like a violent storm, smashing down on everyone's head and face. He was attacking furiously and yelling curses at the same time.
"You treat your kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs! I treated you to a barbecue! You actually poured water on me!"
"I'm tired of living!"
"Young man! Let me tell you, anyone who dares to wet me will be beaten like a dead dog by me!"
"You are doomed today! You are destined to regret your behavior as a bastard for the rest of your life!"
"Despair, bastard!"
…
Poor Ling Xu, all his efforts were focused on that rotten silver-red tasseled spear. He was unarmed and struggling in Tang Tian's violent attack.
A completely one-sided battle!
When Ling Xu was slapped to the ground by Tang Tian, Tang Tian's fist came down like a violent storm.
In just ten seconds, Ling Xu's face was completely deformed.
This, this, this...
Everyone who watched this battle was like a clay sculpture, dumbfounded as they stared at the scene before them that completely subverted their understanding.
That's Ling Xu, Silver Spear Ling Xu!
The guy who was beaten like a pig's head...
The guy being ridden underneath...
The guy who couldn't fight back and could only moan...
God, what the hell is going on?
Tang Tian beat him violently in one breath, and finally the feeling in his heart came over. Poor Ling Xu was completely beaten beyond recognition, as if he had been trampled by a group of giant elephants.
Tang Tian stopped and asked Ling Xu fiercely: "Do you accept it or not?"
"Not convinced? You have the ability..." Ling Xu retorted angrily.
Tang Tian didn't say anything, but he was beaten again and again. Ling Xu's words stopped abruptly, and the fists rained down for thirty seconds before he stopped.
"Are you convinced?"
"I don't accept it!" Ling Xu was extremely stubborn: "You have insulted the dignity of a warrior..."
Tang TianE was overcome with fear: "Ah, you eat my barbecue and pour water on me, do you still have the right to talk about the dignity of a warrior?"
Not allowing Ling Xu to refute, Tang Tian beat him again for two full minutes.
Tang Tian didn't use his true strength, he only used brute strength. But with Tang Tian's brute strength, such a fist hit his body, and the pain was piercing to the bones.
"Are you convinced?"
Ling Xu didn't say anything at this time.
"Aha, don't say anything?"
Tang Tian began to punch wildly again, punches entering the flesh with a crackling sound, which made Ling Xu's expression distort in pain.
"Don't accept it? Then I will strip you naked and stay up." Tang Tian also felt a little tired, but he had many ways.
Ling Xu said angrily: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!"
"Shit?" Tang Tian sneered and began to touch Ling Xu's belt.
Ling Xu suddenly panicked: "Hey, hey, hey, you can't do this, you can't do this!"
Tang Tian turned a deaf ear.
Ling Xu was completely panicked now. When he thought about being naked in front of the whole city, he felt a chill and finally gave in: "I'm convinced! I'm convinced!"
Tang Tian suddenly felt proud: "Hahahaha, you have already accepted it, so nothing will happen to you? Come on, call me boss!"
So humiliating!
How could there be such evil people in the world?
I really shouldn’t have come to take on this mission today…
A good man never suffers immediate losses...
Ling Xu felt inexplicably sad and angry: "Boss..."
"Hahahaha!" Tang Tian's face immediately changed his expression, and he immediately jumped off Ling Xu, pulled up the bruised and swollen Ling Xu, and helped Ling Xu dust off his body very affectionately: "From today on, we are a family.
People are here! Come on, let’s continue eating barbecue!”
BBQ...
Upon hearing these two words, Ling Xu almost burst into tears.
His whole life has been spent on barbecue. Ling Xu vowed never to eat barbecue again!
He went to the well to pick up his silver gun with a smile on his face. When he saw the bruised and swollen face reflected in the well, Ling Xu's face darkened.
asshole……
"Hahahaha, you really can't get to know each other without fighting!"
Ling Xu turned a deaf ear to Tang Tian's overtures and sat down next to Gu Xue, holding the silver gun tightly with both hands.
Gu Xue, who had always been calm, looked at Ling Xu's face full of grief and anger next to him, and suddenly felt pressure rushing towards him. Suddenly, a figure flashed in front of him, and Tang Tian also sat down and said haha: "Drench me with water,
I'll beat you up and we'll be even!"
You just want to beat me up?
The corners of Ling Xu's eyes twitched, and the surrounding temperature dropped sharply. Gu Xue felt even more stressed.
After a long time, the guards of the Gu family who were watching the battle suddenly noticed that Ling Xu was sitting there motionless, with no intention of doing anything again.
This, this, this...
The guard who came with Ling Xu suddenly broke out in cold sweat and ran back to report to the great elder. After a while, he ran back with sweat on his face.
"Master Ling Xu, the great elder urges you to hurry up..."
Ling Xu, who was silent, raised his eyelids and said in a low voice: "Please report back to the Great Elder. Ling Xu can't follow you in the future. Please ask the Great Elder to hire someone else."
