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Aries
Mom often tells Yangyang: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boys will see the underwear underneath!"
One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "Today Xiao Ming and I competed on the swing, and I won!"
Mom said angrily: "Didn't I tell you? Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt!"
Yangyang said proudly: "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear!"
(Brave and forthright, dare to do anything Aries)
Taurus
Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's not sweet and you don't have to pay for it!"
Thirsty Niuniu: "Wow! That's great, boss, let's have something that's not sweet!"
(Managing a household, wanting to have an affair but taking care of your own Taurus)
Gemini
Mom asked both of them to get up: "Hurry up! The rooster has crowd several times!"
Shuangshuang said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen!"
(Twins with strong self-awareness and independent thinking)
Cancer
On the bus, Crab said: "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!"
My mother asked: "Will you sleep with my mother when you marry a daughter-in-law in the future?"
Xia Xia said without hesitation: "Yeah!"
Mom asked again: "What about your wife?"
Crab thought for a long time and said: "It's easy, let her sleep with her father!"
Mom: “!＠#＄%＾&＊(……—”
When I look at my dad again, my eyes are filled with tears!
(Oedipus complex, attachment to Cancer)
Leo
Shishi went to his grandma's birthday party. When it was time to eat birthday buns, Shishi asked, "Why do we eat birthday buns like these butt-shaped buns?"
Everyone's expressions changed greatly after hearing this.
Then Shishi opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside, and said, "Grandma, look! There is still poop in it!"
Everyone was dizzy and vomited.
(A proud lion who feels for himself and is not afraid of the eyes of others)
Virgo
I was very curious about my belly button, so I asked my dad.
Dad briefly explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother's body, saying: "After the baby leaves the mother's body, the doctor cuts the umbilical cord and injects
It was a knot that turned into a belly button."
Virgo: "Then why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"
(A virgin who is curious and pursues perfection)
Libra
Father said to Tiantian: "You don't have to go to school today. Last night...your mother gave birth to two younger brothers for you. Just tell the teacher."
But Tiantian replied: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one child; I want to save the other one for next week if I don't want to talk about it in time!"
(Smart, a balance that weighs pros and cons)
Scorpio
As soon as Scorpion fell asleep, he was bitten by a mosquito.
He got up to drive away the mosquitoes, but he couldn't get them out. He had no choice but to point at the mosquitoes and said, "Okay, if you don't go out, I will!" As he said this, he left the room.
In the meantime, he closed the door tightly and said proudly: "Huh! If I don't enter the house tonight, I will starve you to death!"
(I don’t understand, Scorpio doesn’t play by common sense)
Sagittarius
Sheshe: "Dad, why do you have so many white hairs?"
Dad: "Because you are not good, Dad has a lot of white hair."
Sheshe:...(dubious)
Sheshe: "Then why does grandpa all have white hair?"
Dad:!＠#＄%＾&＊(…
(Sagittarius who likes to think)
Capricorn
One day, Jie Jie went to the street with her mother; while walking on the road, it suddenly started to rain.
Mom took Jie Jie’s little hand and said, “It’s raining, run forward quickly!”
Jie Jie asked slowly: "Then it won't rain ahead!?"
(Capricorn who understands reality and is too lazy to change)
aquarius
Ping Ping asked her mother: "Why do you call Mr. Chiang 'ancestor'?"
Mom said: "Because 'ancestor' is a name for the dead."
Pingping said: "Should the deceased grandma be called 'Fresh Milk'?"
(A born alternative, an Aquarius whose thinking is always different from ordinary people)
Pisces
Dad tells Yuyu about how he often went hungry when he was a child.
After listening, Yuyu had tears in her eyes and asked with great sympathy: "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?"
(Pisces is rich in compassion and does not care about the person regardless of the situation)