I haven’t gone out to play for a long time. I couldn’t resist the temptation of Xiao Ao (angel Oscar) and Xiao Wu, so I flew to Nanjing with my wife on October 2.
Poor Xiao Ao! We missed the scheduled flight and changed to the next one. As a result, he had to wait for more than five hours at Nanjing Lukou Airport. He was so embarrassed that I wanted to repay him with my love.
Unfortunately, my mistress was watching eagerly from the side. With her black belt in judo, I quietly endured it and looked for opportunities to repay my little Ao in the future.
On the way, I said: "Xiao Ao, you must be tired. Why don't we sleep together after we get to the hotel?"
Xiao Ao smiled lewdly, "Okay! You and Wu Wu both brought their wives, and I came alone, so I made a profit. Hehe."
My wife said calmly: "It doesn't matter, you sleep in the middle, and let Mistress and Mistress sleep on both sides of you."
Xiao Ao's expression changed drastically, "What a loss..."
I chuckled and said: "Xiao Ao! You have to share the attack and suffer,..." I glanced at Xiao Ao's handsome face that turned pale, and I felt that my eyes seemed as hot as the weather in Nanjing.
Already...
When we arrived in Nanjing, we met Xiaowu and the fifth younger brother and sister who had been waiting for a long time in the hotel. My wife pinched me quietly, which was very obvious, why are the fifth younger brother and sister so easy to pinch. I..., I am so pitiful! My
The arms are "fat"
Xiaowu: "San'er, you're finally here. I've been waiting so impatiently. Look, I've even opened a honeymoon suite for you."
A four-star hotel! Xiao San has never taken his wife to stay in such a high-end hotel. He looked at Xiao Wu with tears in his eyes and said, "Wu'er, why don't you let my wife and your wife go tonight, and you can stay."
Xiao Wu said without changing his expression: "Okay! Come on. It's not our first time anyway."
The next moment, the eyes of the fifth younger sister and my wife seemed to be murderous. The target seemed to be me...
Fortunately, the TV quickly attracted their attention, and the mistress was spared.
After lunch, we went straight to the famous Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum Scenic Area in Nanjing in the afternoon. Facts have proved that those of us who write books are more decadent than the others. There are more than 300 steps to the top of the mountain, and the three of us men squatted
Breathing heavily on the ground, I felt as tired as a big wolf dog. At this time, Xiao Ao's wife also went to the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum with us. Thanks to her timely purchase of several fans with the words "The world is for the public", we were able to
Our hypoxic state and profuse sweating state were gradually relieved.
Xiao Ao: "It seems that I underestimated the extent of our decadence..."
I gasped and said: "Su! I, I used up all my activities in the second half of the year." I think back then, I also participated in the national and municipal sports games. Unfortunately, I have been writing books for more than three years and am already in my 20s.
I have a body in my 60s, hey...
Xiaowu's situation seemed to be slightly better, but when he was going down the mountain, he told the truth, "Thanks to my wife! Otherwise, my legs would be too weak and I wouldn't be able to get down."
I quietly asked: "Which leg? The one in the middle or on both sides?"
Xiao Wu said angrily, "What a beast!"
On the second day, we decided to go to Yangzhou to harass Dai Xiaolou. Originally Xiao Ao was not planning to go, but later he came after we arrived in Yangzhou. At this time, we thought that the four great talents would go to Yangzhou. However, when
When we sat down to eat, the number of people had become ten. In addition to the four of us and my wife, there was also classmate Jingguan who was round, cute, and like a globe.
When it was over, I shouted loudly, "The four big jackals (well, I accidentally told the truth) have changed from the five big rats to Yangzhou."
In terms of age, I am still the third child, and Xiaowu is still the youngest.
The zodiac rat is naturally Dai Xiaolou. Xiaolou caressed his slightly protruding belly and sighed: "I think back then, when we were thin, I didn't know how many girls had crushes on me. Everyone said I looked like Andy Lau.
But now, it’s over, people say I look like Liu Huan..."
Everyone was shocked, and then burst into laughter...
The food in Yangzhou and Nanjing is both good. I went there for free this time. Hehe, I wandered around several scenic spots in Yangzhou that day and then went back to wash up and sleep.
Early the next morning, the five rats went together to buy "spring".
Fuchunlou, the only century-old shop in Yangzhou, is famous for its morning tea. This is the "Chun" we bought (for those who are confused, go to the kneeling radiator in the north and the kneeling motherboard in the south.)
In order for us to have the morning tea at Fuchun House, my sister-in-law queued up at around six o'clock in the morning. I was deeply moved. Although I wanted to express my love for her, but when I thought of the little electric motor that the old man wore, I still couldn't.
I felt silently grateful in my heart. The morning tea at Fuchunlou is really great! But the price is also very expensive! It’s an endless aftertaste.
After breakfast, we went on a tour of Slender West Lake. I won’t go into detail about the process. When we got on the cruise ship, Xiaolou said that the most famous thing about Slender West Lake is the Twenty-Four Bridges. I immediately thought of a poem, "Twenty-Four Bridges"
On a moonlit night, how can a beautiful woman teach you how to play the Xiao?" After being collectively despised by them, Xiao Wu immediately said resentfully: "You know how to play the Xiao."
I, I, I, actually, I am very pure.
Xiao Ao: "Yes, you are as pure as an angel, a fairy from heaven, this shit..."
After getting off the boat and walking across the Twenty-Four Bridge, Xiaolou asked: "Ahead is the back door of Slender West Lake. It's easier for us to go out through the back door. If we go through the front door, are you okay?"
Xiao Ao said deeply: "Never overestimate our physical strength."
I nodded with deep understanding.
Xiao Wu said: "Yes, let's go through the back door."
The fifth sister-in-law said in surprise: "Why do you four jackals like to use the back door?"
Looking at each other.
Explosive cold...
Postscript: I have just returned to Beijing. I am really grateful to the four brothers for their hospitality. Although my brothers should not say thank you, my heart is always very warm. It has been a long time since I have been so relaxed.
Of course, I keep updating! Frankly speaking, none of us writers are in good health. The more we write and the longer we write, the worse our health becomes. My wife said that we are burning
Blood! One night before the return trip, I woke up in the middle of the night with bone pain. Xiaosan still has five plasters on her body...