Chapter 168 Qi Yue: I want to single out all of you (1)
Chapter 168 Qi Yue: I want to challenge you all (Part 1)
"Yes, he is indeed still a virgin." Xu Dongshen nodded in agreement, glanced at the watch in his hand, and said, "He has been a virgin for at least three hours."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Yan Xiaoyi was furious, "Fart, Yinhu, I want to duel with you."
Xu Dong chuckled and said in his standard sissy voice: "Let's duel! Okay! Come on then, little boy, I want to learn from the boss and let you know why the flowers are so red."
Hu Guang came over and said to Yan Xiaoyi: "Brother! I am not a troublemaker, but this guy Xu Dong said that to you. If I were you, I wouldn't be able to bear it."
Yi An and Hu Guang were used to cooperating, so they immediately added, "Yes, at least our Xiao B is still a virgin today! Because he has not left the villa today. I mean Xu Dong! You know his situation so well,
Could it be that you contributed your daisies to him? If that's the case, you are simply too talented."
"Fuck." Xu Dong pointed out his two index fingers towards Hu Guang and Yi An. In terms of obscenity, he was indeed a few points worse than these two guys.
Dr. Guan Ping, who was on the side, suppressed his smile and said, "Please restrain yourself and don't scare this little girl." His body has fully recovered after being nursed back to health. At the same time, because he was the most serious injury at the time, he had to eat
The lion's body also has the most flesh. After the injury healed, its strength has made great progress, especially the lion mastiff's attack power, which has become stronger than before.
Wen Ting looked at the zodiac guardian warriors in front of her, and she suddenly understood why Qi Yue was so anxious to come back, yes! He has so many good brothers here. Everything she told before was not very detailed.
After all, everything they experienced was too complicated, especially the secret of the Kunlun Mirror. She did not reveal it. She just vaguely said that the three of them were able to return to modern times under a special coincidence. Qi Yue once said to her. With time travel
It's better to keep the matter of ability a secret for the time being. What's more, although Jide is Mingming's brother, he is not one of the Zodiac Guardian Warriors after all.
"Tell me, boss, can you convince Sister Ruyue?" Vole suddenly spoke up, separating the ashamed and angry Yan Xiaoyi from Xu Dong.
Everyone was immediately changed the subject. Ji De said from the side: "I don't think it's easy. It's not like you don't know the temper of Tyrannosaurus rex. Although my master's skills are good, I guess it will take more than a day for him to convince Ruyue.
It can be done in two days. Not to mention Kisaragi, even I wanted to beat him up. Of course, that was before knowing that he went to the ancient beast period."
Hu Guang glanced at his mouth and said: "Tch. You are so capable! Then when Qi Yue comes back, you can make an agreement with him face to face. I don't think so. Qi Yue is very talented. Well, he has the same talent as me.
They are somewhat similar. He is naturally handsome, elegant and suave. Naturally, he can turn the Tyrannosaurus Rex like Ruyue into a Rourouosaurus."
Yi An made a look like he was vomiting, and said a very classic sentence, "I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen you so shameless. How can you, this wretched cobra, be compared with Qi Yue?"
"Holy shit, you bitch, be careful, I'll kill you." Everyone is used to Hu Guang and Yi An's quarrels. As long as these two wretched men with glasses get together, it will be difficult to calm down.
when.
Zagru said helplessly: "Amitabha, Miss Wen Ting, I think it's better for you to take Miss Xue'er to rest first. They! I can't do anything."
Modi smiled and said, "Yes! It's not easy to get these guys to keep their mouths shut."
Wen Ting glanced at Mingming next to her, nodded gently, and said, "Okay then, I'll take Xue Nu to rest first. It's getting late, don't you guys rest?"
In fact, she didn't need to ask at all. From the eyes of everyone, she already understood clearly. They were all waiting for Qi Yue's return. Their excitement was completely from the bottom of their hearts!
Ming Ming said: "Let's wait until they come back. It's been a long time since we saw each other. Everyone has a lot to say to Qi Yue."
Yan Xiaoyi laughed strangely and said, "That's not right, the boss and I have nothing to say. I'll make it clear that if you want to talk to the boss, you don't have to take us with you!"
Ming Ming glared at him and said, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute. Humph."
Wen Ting smiled and took Mingming's hand, leaned into her ear and whispered: "Now, I return him to you and Ruyue. In half a year, I know how much pain you have gone through waiting for him to come back.
Torture. Just wait for him, he has never forgotten you."
Women all have a desire for exclusivity in their hearts, and no one wants the love in their hearts to be taken away by others. However, before coming back, in the Kunlun fantasy, Wen Ting had already thought about it very clearly. She knew,
Qi Yue's extraordinaryness has doomed his fate and his own fate. If he wants to live happily, he can only give up some things. Only in this way can the things he wants most stay with him.
He said with obvious gratitude: "Sister Ting, thank you for taking care of him these days."
Wen Ting smiled and said: "We are a family, aren't we? Qi Yue and I are both orphans. Only with you can our family be more complete. What's more, I am a latecomer, and I can hear you calling me sister.
, I am already very satisfied.”
As soon as Wen Ting and Xue Nu went upstairs, Yan Xiaoyi and Xu Dong got into a stance, "Brother Xu, you really can't compete with me. You have so many confidantes, give them to me this time. I'll return the favor."
I have never been so moved as this time."
Xu Dong snorted and said: "I've heard you say the same thing countless times. Do you want me to give it to you such a top quality product? Huh, don't even think about it. Let's rely on our ability to see who can get it first.
The heart of a snow girl."
"You two sluts, can you only think with your lower body?" Hu Guang walked out swaggeringly, looked at Xu Dong, then at Yan Xiaoyi, and said shamelessly: "Why do I feel that Miss Xue Nu looked at me just now?
I see you more often than I do."
Yi An smiled sinisterly behind Hu Guang and said: "Yes, she looks at you more often, but I guess it's because she has never seen such a vulgar guy like you in her whole life. Hehe.
"
"Okay. Isn't it interesting for you to argue like this?" Guan Ping said with dignity. Among the zodiac guardian warriors, he is always the least talkative, but now he suddenly spoke, which really made these lustful people angry.
The guys were stunned for a moment, and all their eyes fell on him.
Guan Ping smiled slightly and said: "Among us, except Qi Yue and the master, I consider myself a serious person. I don't think you will object. I think that a girl like Xue Nv is gentle, kind and pleasant.
, only a gentleman like me can take care of you. Brothers, you see I am not young anymore, why not just leave it to me this time."
After listening to his words, everyone's eyes that had just solidified were suddenly filled with contempt. Yan Xiaoyi said angrily: "Damn, old manager. Even you come out to join in the fun, are you very big? Hu Guang is much older than you.
big."
Guan Ping puffed up his chest and said, "But I'm more handsome than him. Besides, I'm a serious person."
Xu Dong curled his lips and said: "Yes, you are a serious person. A serious person who came back from the country of the sun. Everyone knows what the sun means. Use one word instead, that is day. Moreover, you came back from such a country.
, you actually dare to say that you are a serious person. It is so despising to us. I think you should be called an AV manager. You are definitely a famous AV male star in the Kingdom of the Sun!"
Yi An showed a thoughtful look, "Comrade Xiao Xu's words seem to remind me of something. Oh, by the way, Hu Guang, do you still remember, we watched pornographic movies a few days ago?
There is a figure from the back who looks very similar to the old man."
Hu Guangshen nodded in agreement and said: "Yes, I also remembered it, the one who handed over the gun at one, two, three."
"You, you..." Guan Ping looked at these guys angrily, and finally choked out, "I rely on you."
Yan Xiaoyi chuckled and said: "Rely on us? You have a gun. We have four chrysanthemums engraved on it. Do you want to challenge four? I doubt you can do it. It is said that you have the blood of a lion. As far as I know, a lion
Your ability in that area is indeed very strong. Each time does not last more than thirty seconds, but you can do it hundreds of times a day. In this regard, you are definitely a match for a certain naughty tiger."
Xu Dong glared at Yan Xiaoyi, snorted, glanced at the crowd softly and said: "If your waist is not good or your kidneys are not good, you all need to use Huiren Shenbao."
Jide stared at this group of guys dumbfounded and swallowed. Are these still the listless people before? Why did they all become active when Qi Yue came back? The lustful elements were burning again. Oh my God! Hurry up!
Hit a few bolts of lightning and kill them all.
Master Zaglu smiled, shook his head helplessly, and said: "I am in the world of mortals, deaf, and I heard nothing. But, Guan Ping, how come you were infected by them? It seems that you have been infected by them.
, the word "serious" can only be a joke."
The field mouse touched his fat belly and said to himself: "If you are serious, I am probably the only one. However, what I am most interested in now is whether the boss can convince Sister Kisaragi. You guys
This guy is simply a fan of the authorities. Even if you are interested in Yuki Onna, you probably have to ask for the boss’s permission. Didn’t you hear her say that the boss is his father?”
"Yes!" The eyes of all the prostitutes lit up at the same time. After looking at each other, Xu Dong said first: "No matter what, we must help the boss get through the Tyrannosaurus rex. Well, let me do this. After all, I
I’m relatively familiar with Kisaragi.”
Yan Xiaoyi said disdainfully: "You're so familiar. If you're not afraid of being beaten all over the floor and looking for teeth, just go ahead. Don't you understand the temper of Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
Hu Guang chuckled and said: "It's not impossible to solve the problem. Look, I have some Spanish golden flies here. I think Qi Yue must need it very much." As he spoke, he said that he had never been clean.
He took out a small bottle from his clothes and shook it in front of everyone.
"I can't stand you anymore, so I'm going to bed." Modi couldn't bear it any longer. He glared at these lewd people and said to the field mouse: "Boguang, you go to bed too, don't let these guys pollute you."
"Okay." The field mouse followed Modi's words. Although he also wanted to wait for Qi Yue to come back, since Modi had spoken, he didn't give up on this day and hurriedly followed.
Mingming said with some worry: "Sister Ruyue has been in a very bad mood these days, and Qi Yue's temper is very stubborn. I wonder if he can explain it clearly to sister Ruyue!"
"Explanation is equal to cover-up, man, don't explain." Hu Guang's small eyes flashed, and he said righteously.
Yi An chuckled and said: "If that's the case, I'm afraid we will have to meet a pig-headed boss."
"Oh, who do you think is the pig head?" Qi Yue's lazy voice came from outside the door. The door opened, and with the sound of footsteps, he appeared in front of everyone. When everyone saw Qi Yue's appearance, they couldn't help but be stunned.
When she left, Ru Yue was furious, but when she came back with Qi Yue, she had turned into a little bird. Ru Yue, who had always been very careful about her own image, was now in Qi Yue's arms.
She rested her head on his shoulder, with a slight blush on her pretty face. Her starry eyes were slightly closed, looking extremely shy, and she completely ignored everyone present.
"No, the boss is the boss!" Yan Xiaoyi looked at Qi Yue and Ru Yue blankly, and managed to squeeze out a sentence.
Looking at Ruyue in his arms and recalling her wild look in the car just now, Qi Yue couldn't help showing a proud smile. If he hadn't been in a hurry to come back, he might have executed her on the spot in the Lamborghini.
Hu Guang nodded solemnly and said: "Yes, the boss is the boss. He looks exactly the same as my hero! Looking at the look of the Tyrannosaurus rex, it is obviously the effect of eating the Spanish golden fly. It is exactly as I thought.
.”
Xu Dong glared at Hu Guang and said angrily: "Why don't you die?" He took two steps quickly and came to Ru Yue and Qi Yue, and said with a smile: "Boss, oh, no, starting from today, I decide
Now, I will call you father-in-law directly from now on. Father-in-law, please accept my son-in-law's bow." As he said this, he imitated the ancients, clasped his hands and actually bowed to Qi Yue.
Xu Dong's voice from close range finally made Ru Yue wake up. She glanced at Xu Dong with a hazy look and asked doubtfully: "What are you doing?"