After a very fierce MM was dumped (hilarious) (ZT)
I saw a very interesting story, so I posted it to share with everyone. I burst out laughing when I saw it!——
The story begins on a Sunday
I have been with my boyfriend for 4 years. We were together when we were in college. It was very romantic at the beginning. We played all the so-called petty bourgeoisie and romantic relationships between men and women. After graduating from college, we entered the society. We started to get busy at work and our life gradually changed.
We are almost ready to talk about marriage. My mother paid for the down payment and took care of the decoration. Basically, I was just waiting to choose a good day to get married. It was a wonderful life.
My boyfriend, Xiao Sa, has been acting abnormally since he came back from a college party. He is in a daze every day, and his hands
Your phone is a treasure, you have more private matters, don’t let others see you when surfing the Internet
It's completely the standard sign of having an affair. Of course I found something wrong, but what about the relationship? We have been together for 6 years. When it comes to feelings, there is some, but fatigue is unavoidable. I
I really want to have a good chat with him and communicate with him. This is the way to go.
However, something unexpected happened
At night, Xiaosa mustered up the courage to look at me and said: Xiaonan, let’s break up.
I was stunned, my mind went blank, and I stared at this man: What did you say?
Let's break up, I said let's break up
My heart hurts, but I know that crying in front of a man who doesn't love you is an insult to yourself.
I laugh, I smile, and I try to speak in a calm voice
It's okay to break up. Can you tell me why?
Maybe my smile encouraged him, and he began to talk to me about that college party.
At a party, he met Xiaowei, his sister from before. She had always loved him and waited for him. He said that he suddenly realized that he loved her very much and they were already together...
Oh, that's it. I smiled: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I will help you, it's a great love, I was moved, really. My heart hurts, but I know that at this time, crying and begging can't save a person.
The man who was obsessed with the third party, but my mother bought me a house. At that time, for our own good, my mother also added his name. I absolutely couldn't. I smiled and understood him. I mentioned that we broke up.
How to divide the money? He felt guilty and said to me, I will give you all the deposits and the house your mother bought for you. Tomorrow we will transfer it to your name alone. I looked at the man in front of me who I have been in love with for 6 years.
I needed to vent. At this time, his phone rang. He glanced at me awkwardly. I smiled: It’s okay, it’s okay.
He went aside to talk softly, just like when he was with me.
I walked out of the house and kept walking. I needed to vent. I went to the night market to buy something. No matter how much the boss offered, the counteroffer was always 5 yuan. I finally had the courage to do something I never dared to do.
, the most outrageous thing is that a boss actually sold it to me. I was carrying a pile of clothes bought for 5 yuan and started running a red light. A little policeman stopped me: I looked at him fiercely, I wanted to vent.
Police: Miss, you ran a red light. You are irresponsible for your life.
Me: Damn, I just ran the red light because I was responsible for my life.
Police: ???? There is a crosswalk not far ahead. It is safe to walk that way.
Me: How big of a circle will I have to go around to get to the front? How much time will I waste? A waste of time is a waste of life.
With a responsible attitude towards my life, of course I have to run the red light
Police: However, running a red light can be very dangerous, and a car accident would be unthinkable.
Me: Running a red light may cause a car accident, but walking on a crosswalk will definitely waste your statement.
Between decisions, in line with the attitude of being responsible for my life, of course I choose the possibility
Police: But, but, but
Me: Sample, you’re new here.
Therefore, beautiful women have many benefits. I have always wondered why no one would slap her for such an act.
It was really good luck. I was tired from walking and didn’t want to leave. I ran to a deserted place and faced the empty square.
I yelled and yelled, and people started throwing bottles in the residential building! I ran away.
Call my mom: Mom, your daughter broke up with her boyfriend
Wife: Why?
Me: He has a sexually transmitted disease, and he is very likely to get sepsis, leukemia, premature aging, and neurological disorders.
Chaos. The most important thing is that there is no cure for this disease. Although it looks like ordinary people now, it is all rotten inside.
Got it
Mom: Damn, is it contagious?
Me: No, but it can’t be cured
Mom: Come back quickly. At most, we can give him some money. Damn, who is this guy? His illness is worse than ordinary people.
Mom has never been very fond of Xiao Sa, so it suits her perfectly.
I returned home sadly. The pain of being abandoned seemed to my mother to be a deep-seated love.
My mother comforted me in every possible way, and my father also came to please me.
For the first time, I cried, I burst into tears
Damn it, I am beautiful and good, have a good job, a good personality, and a good character, but I am actually abandoned. How can I be like that?
What a damn man, he spent the best part of my youth, dump me as soon as I want, he’s so spicy, I’m ugh
My mother saw it and was very moved. This child values friendship and is like me.
Life still has to go on. I know very well that only the dearest one will feel sorry for your injury and your pain.
I will cherish you, but in the eyes of onlookers and people who don’t love you
Your scars and pain are free play in their eyes
I never cry in front of anyone other than my mother. Of course, except for Purple Narcissus, my eighth wife, I don’t cry.
But I was beaten to tears by her, and I beat her to tears, so that doesn't count.
I took two days off to go to work, and I was still looking great. It was a foregone conclusion that I would be abandoned and betrayed, and life would go on.
I still have to work, my colleagues looked at me sympathetically, I was confused
After asking, I found out that Xiaowei and Xiaosa had already made love before I came here. Xiaosa and I broke up. No, no.
No, the whole company already knew that I was dumped by Xiao Sa.
Damn, bitch, bitch, bitch
I raised my smiling face and said to my colleagues: Hey, there’s nothing we can do about it, the young girls are really bad at it, we are serious
broke up.
Some laugh, some chuckle, and some sympathize
I can’t control that much anymore, I cursed fiercely in my stomach
Bitch, I will fuck your mother, I will fuck your ancestors, I will fuck your mother, I will fuck your grandma...
I found that such vicious curses not only made me feel better, but also greatly improved my work efficiency.
Occasionally, I will meet Xiao Sa, and he will look at me silently
Damn, the house has been transferred to my name, what else do I have to be afraid of?
I silently told myself that this bitch is riddled with all kinds of diseases and bad luck. Whoever touches him will be unlucky, whoever he meets will be unlucky.
Disgusting, I looked back coldly.
Xiaosa was very surprised by my reaction. Maybe my smile one day gave him the feeling that I was very rational and could not be a lover.
We can be friends. If that Xiaowei quits and kneels down to apologize, can I still be a substitute? After so many years, I
The benefits of it are endless. Apart from a little visual fatigue, I can be regarded as the perfect wife. Of course, my mouth is also good.
It's a bit stinky, hahaha, how could it be possible? It's not my fault to be a bitch. Since everyone has divided it, then it will be divided.
No matter how I am my friend, you are my enemy.
I walked past him indifferently, bitch, I didn’t bother to say another word. If I were asked to say it, it would only be one word.
roll
When I get home from get off work, I pretend to be pitiful and trick my mother into sympathizing with me. I have always been a strong person and there is basically nothing I can do.
Knock me down, let alone a man, a man who has changed his mind
I'm bored on the weekends. I clean up at home, and I'm naturally unkempt. Damn it, if I hadn't eaten and drank recently.
It's too outrageous, I won't work for her as a maid anymore. Cleaning, in my opinion, is self-abuse. After finally finishing it, I resisted the mop and walked out of the house. My little face turned red in the breeze, and I immediately slashed.
Standing at the gate of the community, using a mop to support my mud-like body, I waited for my mother to come back and praise me after the ground dried.
Suddenly, a BMW parked in front of me and the door opened. A man with a noisy personality, wearing a suit and tie, who exuded a message like "I have money, I have RMB, I have a platinum card," appeared.
in front of me
Handsome, so handsome, really handsome
I almost fell down while relying on the mop for support. I changed my position and continued reading.
The handsome guy walked up to me and faced the unkempt mop girl——I
Asked softly: Are you Xiaonan?
Suddenly I turned around, smoothed my hair with spit, threw the mop away, looked back and smiled, with a wonderful demeanor.
Qian said: I am
However, I didn't have a chance. I grabbed the mop, took off the crooked apron I was wearing, held it in my hand, and rake me.
My hair is messy, I replied awkwardly: I am, what do you want from me?
Handsome guy: I’m Xiaowei’s boyfriend and I want to talk to you
Ah? Talk to me. What's there to talk about? Before I thought about it carefully, I felt people coming and going around me. When I looked carefully,
The woman who was walking back and forth around me, pretending to be a passerby but actually staring at us, was me.
Mom, you keep winking at me, making fists, nodding, or sticking out your tongue.
I understand this. Not only do I admire my speed, but I am also very satisfied with this man. I want to
I must seize the opportunity, otherwise I will be dead when I go home
I'm dizzy, what's all this?
I politely refused, made another appointment, and then went home with the mop on my back.
I followed back with raised eyebrows. When I entered the door, I started fucking and wanted to show it to me.
Fortunately I had a mop to protect myself, otherwise I would have been killed.
When I go to work on Monday, there is still a love show between Xiaowei and Xiaosa at noon. Damn, where do these two bitches put me?
I know Xiaowei, she is actually a very pure girl. The behavior of such a silly bird is that love comes first and everything else is vulgar.
Yes, in my opinion, there is no difference from stupidity
When I was cursing and eating alone, Xiaowei came over and looked at me with complicated eyes.
Damn, of course I don’t like her. What are you looking at? I’ve never seen a beautiful woman.
Xiaowei: I'm sorry, I really love him
Me: It’s okay, it’s okay, love each other well and don’t fight.
Xiaowei: Xiaosa is a very good man, but you don’t cherish him at all
Vomiting, if I cherish you, how can you have a chance?
Me: Sorry, I'm choking. I'm choking. Give me some water.
Xiao Sa ran over, and the strong Xiaowei asked: What's wrong?
Look at me with hostility
Damn, can you please stop making me disgusted? I just choked. Is it illegal to drink water after choking?
The bitches are gone
Maybe, women who steal other people's boyfriends have a sense of superiority in front of abandoned women. I
You can feel it, I'm very angry, you just kidnapped the man, why bother to pretend in front of me, I want to slap her
After get off work, I went downstairs with Xiao Sa
In front of the company, the BMW is parked there, the RMB man stands in front of the tree, and the eyes of all the lustful women are attracted.
The handsome guy gestured: Xiaonan
Depend on
I had the dignity to show an impatient look and walked over and got in the car.
The lustful woman's eyes, Xiao Sa's eyes, and the janitor's head gradually faded away in the car exhaust.
I set my sights on the handsome guy, who has a lot of personality, white skin, steady, quiet, and melancholy.
I once wondered if that Xiaowei's brain had been tricked into abandoning such a high-quality man.
People, to rob my bitch, this is really, I am speechless and ask the heavens
The handsome guy found a secluded place and started talking to me
His name is Xiao Fan. His family has a lot of money. He has a house, a car and savings. He is very, very, very rich.
It can be said that the rich are young, but what is rare is that I have never messed with the relationship between men and women. I like it and am very infatuated. I don’t like eating meat. My life is very old-fashioned. I live alone and have an elder brother. After my father divorced, I married another
Stepmother, family relationships are so complicated.
But, handsome boy? Why are you telling me this?
Xiaofan: I hope you can help me, I hope you can reconcile with your boyfriend, so that Xiaowei will come back
Got it
Phew, spit out a mouthful of drink, sorry, sorry
Me: Let me tell you a story, would you like to hear it? The beginning is scary, the process is funny, and the ending is tragic.
Xiaofan:??????
Me: Once upon a time, there was a ghost. He farted and then he died.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, the whole little coffee shop was filled with my terrifying laughter.
Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, curled the corners of his mouth, looked at me and smiled
Finished laughing
I told him, what you just said is even more ridiculous than my joke
Let’s not talk about your woman, just my old boyfriend, this bitch, trash, don’t ask me to save him
He, the one who came back crying and begging me to turn back with 10 million yuan on his knees, I didn’t even look at him. This girl hates evil the most in her life. How could such garbage make me look back? In this world,
It's hard to find a toad with 3 legs, but there are plenty of men with 2 legs? Why should I look back?
To take a step back, if I look back, there is no chance that another woman will come to me, so will I break up again?
Looking back? Are you tired? Why bother? Why bother?
Besides, I am as beautiful as a flower and a fairy, so I am afraid that I will not be able to find a man?
The girl delivering water came over and didn’t hear what was going on. She only heard the part where I was bragging about myself. She thought I was
I promoted myself to the handsome guy, put down the water heavily, glared at me dissatisfied, and left.
Damn, I’ll deal with you later, you stinky girl
After taking a sip of water, I continued, Handsome guy, look at you, you are rich, handsome, rich, have a house and a
Car, damn, what kind of woman can't you find? Why do you hang yourself from a tree?
That woman is good, beautiful, and gentle, but she doesn't love you anymore, so why do you have to push her so hard?
If you really love her, let her live the life she wants and continue drinking water.
I am so strong, I admire myself very much, I want to give myself a trophy
Xiaofan was already dizzy under the bombardment of my words. I don’t know why, but with so many RMB, he is really a rich man.
I've been trying to persuade you for so long, should I ask for tips or psychological counseling, but I don't have the nerve to say this after all.
But Xiao Fan spoke up: Let me treat you to a meal. I'm sorry to bother you.
I don’t care. I’m a kid when I have food to eat and a handsome guy to accompany me.
I just found a place to eat. Of course, you're welcome. Just try harder.
I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat.
Xiaofan looked at me in surprise: Aren’t you afraid of getting fat?
I have a big mouthful of food because I am afraid of getting fat and am not a Communist Party member
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Humor is my greatest strength
I finally found someone who appreciates me
After eating and drinking, we walked out of the hotel. When we were standing in front of the BMW and ready to get on the car, Xiao Wei and Xiao Sa, dressed in casual clothes, pushed a bicycle over. On one side was a bicycle dressed in casual clothes.
On one side, they were dressed in formal attire, BMW, and they had just finished drinking and eating, and their little faces were still radiating the blush that naturally comes from being very satisfied with the food. It was just like stealing a man and a woman to meet each other, the fire was everywhere, the four of them, each with their own intentions.
ulterior motive
The purest one is Xiao Fan. Maybe what I said just now stimulated him, so he decided to give Xiao Wei luck.
Fu, let her be happy. I will bear her sufferings, including the unhappiness of sitting in a BMW.
I admit, I am not kind, I am quack quack quack quack
Well, how to say hello is really difficult.
Everyone has a tacit understanding. I didn’t see it. I didn’t see it.
Xiaofan took me home. When I got out of the car at the gate of the community, Xiaofan said: Can I still come to you?
Me: What?
Xiaofan: I feel very happy being with you
Me: Yes, but you have to take care of the food
Xiaofan: Hehehehe
While driving, he said: It was really ridiculous for you to get a mop that day.
Depend on
The car has already driven away, otherwise I will kick you back twice
What dares to laugh at me?
I went home in the dark humming a little tune. Before I even entered the door, my mother pounced on me to explain, explain, explain.
Almost scared me crazy
What do you want to explain? It’s just a meal and a chat.
Mom: If you’re not interested, just say so and leave it to me.
Me: Damn, what should my dad do?
The next battle between mops and strips
In the company, Xiao Sa, who used to feel guilty about me, started to regard me as an enemy and unruly woman for some reason.
lewd
Fengliu
Damn it, you went out to find a woman and you told me to behave like a woman
I abide by your mother's feminine ways, I'll slut your mother's sex, I'll fuck your mother's sluttish ways
Fuck your mother
And that Xiaowei, for some reason, actually became my love rival.
Damn it, you seduced my man and left
I'll have dinner with your ex-boyfriend
You can't stand it anymore
This guy's double standards are too serious.
Who is I? She is not an ordinary person. She goes through wind and rain. What are you afraid of?
I don't care about oil or salt, I talk like farts
I don't care about you
Show affection in front of me, I won’t watch
Flirting, I listen to MP3
God, what is this?
Is it natural for an abandoned woman to be stimulated by her adulterer and adulterer every day?
Fortunately, there are still people who are sensible, and my colleagues in the company will soon be unable to stand it anymore.
Although they didn't tell them explicitly, their cold attitude said everything.
Everyone helps me intentionally or unintentionally. In this way
Damn, my life is so great
As long as you frown slightly, someone will comfort and sympathize with you
Eat well
Have a drink
If I had known the consequences would be like this, I should have asked the bitch to have an affair last year
Xiaofan didn't come to me that often. Maybe my saliva bombing was effective that time and woke him up.
It’s a great merit. In fact, what I’m most happy about is that this guy is no longer obsessed with that little guy.
Why, all these good things should be given to her alone
I laugh evilly, I laugh evilly
On the weekend, Xiaofan came to ask me to go hiking on the phone.
I was too confused to respond, so the eavesdropping lady barely pretended to be my voice and said: Okay, no problem, but
So, I must go, and I’ll be there right away! I’ve agreed! I won’t regret it! My dear, I love you!
I'm dizzy
Mom, you are so disgusting
Just put on some jeans and a hat, then go out to the community and wait.
I'm still rummaging through the cabinets looking for sexy lingerie. According to her request, I'd better wear it with my casual jacket.
Personalized sexy underwear makes RMB men fall in love with each other at first sight, burn themselves to death, and show off their bestiality.
ooxxooxxooxx omit 10,000 words
Damn, if I really want to do this, I don’t want to see anyone anymore. I accidentally ran out of the house when I was not prepared.
After walking a few steps, there was a trumpet next to me. I turned around and saw that it was not Xiao Fan.
I'm not wearing formal clothes today. I'm wearing a field army camouflage uniform.
Damn it
Can you stop being so handsome?
Under such circumstances, I was really inconspicuous, so I climbed into the car with a grunt and set off.
Therefore, the best way for single men and women to promote their relationship is to climb mountains.
Beautiful scenery, good environment and atmosphere
Especially when there is a handsome guy by my side, I feel as if I have drunk gasoline and am full of motivation
After climbing for a long time, I was surprised that a rich kid like Xiao Fan had such good physical strength
Xiaofan was also surprised: Can you crawl?
Me: No problem. I once went on a mountain tour to evade fares. I started from the back mountain and climbed 4 mountains and 2 small roads.
A river, a cliff, no problem
Xiaofan: Hahahaha, I like mountain climbing, especially. In the past, Xiaowei always ran out of energy after taking only two steps. It’s rare to have a friend with the same hobby like you.
Damn, that’s crazy, isn’t that what I want to say?
Even their hobbies are the same, isn't this a bit much?
Continuing to climb, through mountains and forests, I picked a lot of weeds and wild flowers, and also pulled out the broken mulberry seeds and roared several times, singing
Unexpectedly, from the shocked look in Xiaofan’s eyes, I understood very well
You can sing a song to the 7th key, and then you can even go back out of tune.
I'm really a genius
When I climbed to a dangerous place, it was natural for Xiaofan to reach out and give me a hand.
I took a peek and saw that this child's face was red.
Continuing to climb, Xiaofan is very curious, why, when I saw you for the first time, were you not sad at all?
Me: Why am I not sad? I am so sad that I cried in front of my mother several times. However,
I only cried in front of my mother, and naturally no one else had the chance to see it.
Xiaofan: You are very strong
Me: Of course
Xiaofan: Are you related to the unkillable cockroach?
I really didn’t expect Xiaofan, who has always been very rigid, to joke with me. I don’t know how to react.
In my unpredictable eyes, Xiaofan ran away
Damn, what are you waiting for? Chase
I shouted, if you catch up, you will lose 100 yuan to me.
Laughter, besides laughter is still laughter
really happy
We had dinner together in the evening. After a day of exercise, we were starving to death.
The two of us started to eat hungrily. Under my guidance, I didn’t lead him, as long as he liked it.
Huan or the food I like to eat, as long as I move slowly, it will be emptied under my chopsticks, so Xiaofan cannot
Don't catch up with my speed,
At the speed of a storm, we finished one plate after another, ate one plate after another, and drank one bowl after another.
I regret so much
we should go to the buffet
I should be able to eat and make some money.
Eat and drink enough, take a rest
Damn it, this is really too much of a TV show, when we lie down after eating
A middle-aged woman came over
Everyone should know, stepmother, stepmother, stepmother
How do I know? It’s written on the face
The woman asked Xiaofan with a cold face, where is your car, should I use it?
Xiaofan said nothing,
This woman came to me
Oh my god, my god, my god, I’ve had enough to eat and drink, and I was just looking for some fun, and someone actually gave me a gift
Come to the door, oh my God
Woman looks at me: who are you
Me: Pricking toothpicks, acting like a dementia: Missy Missy?
The woman was livid: I asked you who you are?
Me: I need money. This person owes me more than 500,000 yuan. My mother’s debt is B. If she doesn’t pay it back now, my whole family will be
You are living on this money. What the hell do you think this is? People become poorer when they are poor, and they become richer when they are rich. How about I
How can I go home and explain to my family when I get the money?
ah……
While talking, he kept his tongue open and spit.
Puff puff
Xiaofan's face turned red and purple obviously
hold back
On the verge of breaking out, he grabbed me and rushed out of the restaurant. We laughed in the car for a full 20 minutes.
Xiaowei used to be most afraid of this woman
Damn, look at her potential. This woman is far worse than my mother.
From that day on, Xiaofan often came to see me, pick me up from get off work, go to eat, go hiking,
He mentioned Xiaowei less and less often
I never mentioned that bitch in my family at all. In the company, I am getting happier and happier
I know that living well and happily is the biggest blow to those two bitches.
Who says I don’t care anymore and have forgiven them? I am so stingy that I will never forget to scold them until I die. 2
Bitch, bitch, bitch
Spring is here again, this time, it’s not an ordinary spring
It feels so good to have a rich boyfriend. He has a BMW when he comes and goes, a gold card for shopping, and someone pays for corruption.
Someone paid for it in the restaurant, and I couldn’t understand more and more why Xiaowei would give up this big treasure. After thinking about it for a long time, I guess
Maybe this girl is full, she is full after eating, quack quack quack, she actually picked up a treasure for me, haha
When Xiaofan was free, he would pick me up and go shopping and hiking. My life was really comfortable. I was there that day
It's a very expensive restaurant. After eating, I was chatting. Suddenly I felt someone staring at me. I turned around and saw Xiao Sa and Xiao Wei eating.
I passed by outside the hall and looked at me. The two people’s eyes were like burning a hole in my body, especially Xiaowei,
It’s clearly the feeling of a big-breasted woman meeting a mistress. Oh my God, I’m mistaken. I’m the victim. If you want love, I’ll give it up.
Give it to you, I will bear your original pain, I am noble and upright enough, give it a damn
I don’t know when it started, but Xiao Sa started following me around.
Xiaowei no longer comes to the company to perform affectionately
Therefore, what is stolen is stolen after all. It will not last long and destroys other people's happiness, so you can be happy.
Huh? If this is really going to happen, God will really be disappointed.
After get off work, Xiaosa continued to follow me. I was impatient. What on earth do you want to do?
Xiaosa: I know my request is unreasonable
Damn, you know it’s unreasonable and you still say that
I'm sorry
nonsense
Can you forgive me?
Forgive your mother
Xiaowei and I broke up, and now I realize that you are the one who suits me best
My day, am I a spare tire?
I'll wait for him to finish
I told him that it's impossible for us and I don't love you anymore
Xiao Sa: Impossible, you love me so much, I know, I know, you must still be angry, you want me
What should I do, tell me
Damn, can you stop being so narcissistic? Why should I still love you? Are you worthy of talking about love with a bird like you?
Me: It’s really impossible for us, I already have a boyfriend
Xiao Sa: I know, it’s Xiaowei’s boyfriend, right? It doesn’t matter, Xiaowei has already gone to find him, he will probably be there very soon
Soon they will be reconciled. Can we still be the same as before?
Wow, it's so fucking well organized, just kidding me.
I look squarely at Xiaosa
The thing is like this, I owed Xiaofan 1 million to buy a house for my mother, so I stayed with him
Yes, if you can give me 1 million, I will leave him, is that okay?
Xiao Sa: 1 million
Me: 1 million
Xiao Sa: I will discuss it with my mother
I am secretly happy: I am waiting
After I got home, my elder brother called me and asked me to come over and discuss something.
I stumbled over. My elder brother saw me in the room and asked me to give him my ID card and apply for a visa.
A country bumpkin and Xiao Fan went abroad to play. I was so happy that I immediately called my mother to find it for me. I was holding the phone, but
Lian Xixi, can you take me with you? Can you take me with you?
Hey Hey
Next time
At this time, someone suddenly rang the doorbell
I went to open the door and saw an aunt I didn’t recognize.
Me: Hello, who are you looking for?
Maybe I was dressed too casually and people thought I was a nanny.
The old aunt said to me very arrogantly, "Call your master to come out. I am Xiaowei's mother. I have something to discuss with your family."
The boss says
Damn it, you damn old man, your daughter is embarrassed and you still have the energy to do it
Me: I said anxiously that our boss had a problem with his business and was taken away to the police station the day before yesterday.
Release him. He won't release him if he doesn't pay.
When the old woman heard this, her expression changed: Is the matter serious?
Me: Everyone has been arrested. What do you think? I don’t know the details.
The old woman scurried away
Happy, happy
Fight with me, I'm a little too young, I haven't taken action yet
Promise
There was no movement from Xiao Sa, and Xiao Wei started to take action. He started going to Xiao Fan’s house and Xiao Fan’s company to deliver meals.
Sending snacks and waiting for get off work, let alone men, I am attracted by a woman like me.
Shameless, shameless
Bitch, bitch
Although I have a big nerve and a big heart, I still gave Xiaofan an order not to see that woman alone.
If you want to see me, you must be there. I am a barbarian. If you mess with me, I will bite, eat, and beat people.
Xiaofan smiled and agreed, but I felt that Xiaowei was not someone who was willing to give up easily, not only my mother, but also my mother.
She's not someone to be trifled with. She didn't beat her last time. If she offends me again this time, I will never beat her to death.
Xiaofan is a very simple person. You can see his inner thoughts from his face. I know that he has something in his heart.
There is a problem, a conflict, a struggle. He is soft-hearted and nostalgic, which is both an advantage and a disadvantage.
I've made everything clear that needs to be explained.
I said to myself, Xiaonan, we women must have backbone. What are men? It’s hard to find a toad with three legs. 2
Is it hard to find a man with two legs? I swear, if this man betrays me and accepts Xiaowei, then I will definitely
I must leave him with a smile and no hesitation. Although I love him, I must love with dignity. I am
a proud woman
My love is also proud
Betrayal, cheating, and third parties must not appear in my love dictionary.
During those days, I lived a very troubled life. I often thought about it with passion. I treated my mother as an imaginary enemy and beat her with a mop and a stick.
During the fight, he was merciless and beat me until I was running away. When I came to my senses, I was beaten again by my mother.
Channeling...
Sometimes I think of my dad as Xiaofan. When he is happy, he is close and loving. When he is angry, he pinches and beats me. My dad
When I go home, I always walk against the wall. I can’t offend my mother, and I can’t offend me either. I’m so pitiful...
Of course, in front of Xiaofan, I am still very normal, laughing, playful, humorous, and capable
The days passed like this, especially when Xiaowei found out that Xiaofan and I were going to travel abroad, she actually lost her temper.
She was so accused that she rushed to my company and said that I was a third party and that I was shameless. She should have gone abroad with Xiao Fan...
Damn, I'm speechless. Fortunately, my colleagues in the company rushed up to me without bothering me, and four middle-aged women confronted each other.
There is a mistress, and two aunties who seem to be trying to stop the fight, but are actually instigating it. It’s lively
So damn lively
I always feel like something is going to happen
Things are coming
That night, Xiao Fan said that I had something to do, so I went shopping by myself. When I was tired from shopping, I found a place to have something to eat.
It's such a coincidence
There is a booth behind where I sit, and there are two people sitting there.
No need to say more, everyone knows it, right?
Xiaofan and Xiaowei
Blood surged to my head, my breath spread to my feet, and I almost floated into the air. My teeth were gritted.
Hibiki, do these two bitches take me seriously? What do they think of me?
I clenched the glass in my hand, and the boy who came to order was stunned. I struggled to squeeze out a smile, but I couldn't.
Everything is fine
After drinking a glass of water, I told myself, calm down, calm down, take a deep breath
Xiaonan, what are you going to do? Are you willing to pretend that you don’t know and continue like this, or are you willing to make a big fuss?
Tell these two bitches, I will BS you, and then walk away coolly
After drinking 2 glasses of water, I finally stood up
I finally stood up
I turned around
Damn, I was so angry that Buddha 1 was born, Buddha 2 ascended to heaven, and that Xiao Wei actually cried and threw herself into Xiao Fan’s arms, Xiao Wei
Fan, actually didn’t move, it looked like they were lovers, with tears in their eyes.
Am I fooling you?
I threw the glass on the ground and strode over
Bitch, looking for death, watch a beating
The two people were stunned, but I could clearly see a hint of joy in the eyes of that stinky woman.
Hi hi hi
Congratulations to your mother for having a shit and eating candy and chicken poop. She is so happy.
I looked at the two of them without saying a word. I stared at Xiao Fan: What's going on? Explain?
Xiaofan blushed and looked flustered: I...
Before he finished speaking, Xiaowei got into Xiaofan’s arms: We are in love
Damn it, it’s endless, here comes this trick again, love your mother and make a B
I stared at Xiaofan, he was still in a panic, but he couldn't break away from Xiaowei's embrace of the eight-clawed fish.
The more I look at it, the more dazzled I become, and the more I look at it, the more angry I become
My anger comes from my heart, my evil comes from my courage
I picked up the plate of diced chicken on the table and slapped it on Xiao Fan’s head.
Red chili pepper, yellow oil, green chili pepper
So lovely
Xiaowei was frightened and let go. Xiaofan tried hard to take off the glasses and clean them, and his mouth became smoother.
:Xiaonan, it’s a misunderstanding. Please listen to my explanation.
Explain, I have another pot of silk thread, and next is an eggplant.
My pussy was pounded with orgasms one after another.
Pretending to be B, I’m sad
I cried, I actually cried, I was fucking beating people while I was crying
The crying was worse than the beating. It was so embarrassing.
After finishing cleaning Xiaofan, I turned to look at Xiaowei, first I grabbed Ya's hair and pulled her out, bitch
If you don’t smoke, you don’t know how many eyes Mr. Ma has.
Two big slaps in the face, and then a kick in the chest into the table
I pointed at Xiaofan and was touching my glasses.
I said: You bitch, remember this for me. If you are ruthless, don’t let me touch you in the future. I’ll beat you up every time you see me.
Second-rate,
Then, I stepped on his glasses deliberately
Arrive at the bar and pay the bill
The dumbfounded boss did the math and took out a few RMB. No need to look for them.
The boss looked at me sympathetically: Girl, take care
I walked out of the hotel crying and yelled, "Why the hell am I being carried like this? Why the hell am I being raped again?"
Dumped
Call me
Mom, your daughter broke up with her boyfriend
Wife: Why?
Me: He has a sexually transmitted disease, and he is very likely to get sepsis, leukemia, premature aging, and neurological disorders.
Chaos. The most important thing is that there is no cure for this disease. Although it looks like ordinary people now, it is all rotten inside.
Got it
Old lady: Damn, here we go again
Me: Mom, it’s easy for me to carry
Mom: You damn girl, come back to me quickly
Taking a taxi home, I didn’t say a single word of sadness
I have already said many famous quotes to comfort me.
like:
How can you see a rainbow without going through wind and rain?
Divide your own hands and let the person who said it get married.
If a man is reliable, a sow can climb a tree
I couldn't help it anymore and threw myself into my mother's arms and cried loudly.
My mother touched my head and said guiltily: Hey, it’s all my fault. Why did you have such a beautiful baby?
Why
I'll vomit first
Suddenly, I said to my mother: Mom, I beat them both
My mother's hand stopped: Is it serious?
Me: It’s pretty serious, I smashed three plates on that bitch’s head, and the bitch also got two slaps on her head
palm, kick
Wife: My hands and feet are shaking
You grabbed a handle, you damn kid, why don't you let people worry so much? What if you beat someone to death?
What should I do if I cannot be beaten to death and I need medical expenses? What should I do if I am disabled and need compensation?
I'm so confused that I can no longer care about my sadness. I'm looking for the mop. Find the mop first, or else
He's going to be beaten to death
Dad, take care of your wife
Your daughter is going to be beaten to death.
Is there any justice?
I cry
Life will go on, but I am really sad. Where can I find such a young and handsome person?
Qi, gold, gentleness, a family without a mother-in-law
This is the best, rare to find
I was so sad that I threw the snot I dragged out onto the ceiling.
Damn it
I don’t want to go to work, so I call the company and ask for leave.
Why?
Damn, I was abandoned again
I can feel that happiness on the other end of the phone, damn woman, go ahead and have fun
The female boss pretended to comfort me and hung up the phone.
Mom rushed in
Give me a baggage, pull me hard, and say: My daughter, for your own good, it is not good for you to beat anyone.
You have money and power, and I'm worried that I can't protect you. You'd better go to your grandma's house in the country to hide. Go, go, go.
Depend on
I was pushed out of the house
Going to my grandma’s house in the countryside? I won’t go there. It’s a place where chickens don’t lay eggs and birds don’t poop. I’ll be suffocated to death.
I was lying on a park bench, thinking about where to go
I really didn’t know where to go. When I got to the train station, I just jumped on a train.
After getting in the car, I realized that the city I was going to was the legendary and terrifying city——**
Damn it, I’m not afraid of death anymore, I’m still afraid of a bird
With the determination to die, I set out on my journey
When I arrived at the station, I got off the train
It is said to be the scariest train station. Why do everyone look at me so jealously?
Could it be that, seeing me as beautiful as a flower and as stunning as a fairy, you have developed lustful thoughts?
I muttered
A child next to him asked his mother: Mom, is this crazy?
Damn it, kid, I’ll take care of you when your mother isn’t around.
I was carrying my bag and walking forward, and there were still people staring at me. Damn it.
I rushed up and grabbed 2 bags
Everyone was coaxed to disperse
I was stunned
Suddenly, I discovered that on the newspaper sold in the square, a large missing person notice was my photo.
The photo selection was very poor. It didn’t show my beauty like a flower. Damn it.
Look down, you will get a big prize of 50,000 yuan
I'm crazy
Could it be that I killed someone?
I didn't have to think too much and ran as fast as I could, no one was running there.
I found a hat, sunglasses, and was fully equipped.
Go out and make a phone call coquettishly
Me: Mom, it’s me
Mom: Damn kid, where did you go? You weren’t there when I went to your grandma’s house.
Me: What’s going on now? Who’s dead?
Mother: No one died
Me: Then why is there a reward of 50,000 yuan for my capture?
Mom: That’s a missing person revelation, and the 50,000 yuan is a thank you gift.
I:?????
Mom: Don’t talk nonsense. Where are you? Wait for your cousin to pick you up. I’ll tell you when your cousin picks you up.
Before, if you were exposed, just wait until you come back and be whipped to death. Remember it and hide it. If you are exposed, just pretend to be crazy.
Silly, say you are not you, must wait until your cousin goes
Me: Mom, am I your biological child?
I hid in the hotel for 2 days and my cousin came to pick me up.
When I got home, it turned out that Xiaofan went to my house the next day and told my mother the whole story. He told me that he loved me the most
It's me, and it doesn't matter to him if I beat him. As long as I can come back, I take him to my house with great pride.
My mother-in-law's family didn't have any hair. My mother started to worry, and so did Xiaofan. When I got home, I posted a missing person notice.
Since Xiaofan came to pick me up sincerely, I really couldn’t bear to part with such a diamond bachelor, and
Well-behaved, obedient, and rich. Since they have explained it, and the explanation is very reasonable, I won’t say anything more.
Alright, back home
Mom is naturally the happiest. Seeing her like that, she must have gained a lot of benefits. I’m jealous.
My eldest brother and my future father-in-law both talked to me, and everyone said that Xiaofan was an honest child.
I have no other bad intentions than being soft-hearted, so all bad ideas come from someone else.
This person is Xiaowei
Damn it, if I don’t give you some color to show you, you think I’m a vegetarian, so you secretly got angry and must make some.
Means, give you a stinky girl a good look
Soon, a big drama started again
Not long after, Xiaofan told me that there was a party, and he also brought me to meet everyone, all of whom were close relatives.
Qi, friends, and some of his classmates
I didn't take it seriously, but Xiaofan told me hesitantly that some of his relatives might speak harshly.
Also, Xiaowei’s father and his father are good friends, so maybe she will be there too
Is there such a thing? I was stunned, and then,
Quack, quack, quack, this is the day I have been waiting for
I talked to my mother about it when I got home, and because of my strong relationship, my mother reluctantly took out a wad of RMB.
Is that enough?
Me: Just enough for one top
I gritted my teeth and took out another stack
Me: I just need a pair of shoes
My wife: She took out a bunch of food tremblingly
I very considerately took one back, there were too many
I evacuated quickly before my mother broke down and went into a rage.
Money, money
my favourite
I used half and half and bought a skirt.
She's so pretty, she looks good in anything she wears
I looked in the mirror for a long time
Then I said to the saleswoman on the side: This girl is really pretty.
Pay and leave before the lady vomits
Xiaofan came to pick me up. Along the way, the child was very preoccupied and hesitated to speak.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked directly, "Just tell me if you have anything to say." Xiaofan couldn't help it anymore: "Xiaonan, why don't we do it?"
Go, you don’t know, the aunt my dad is looking for and her family have also gone, those people don’t have much quality, I’m worried
you
I thought to myself: Damn, how can I beat my mother if I don’t have the qualities? I’m not even afraid of her, so what else can’t I face?
That's right
I said: It's okay, it's okay, for you, I can bear it (vomiting)
Soon, we arrived at the hotel, feasting and magnificent
It's good to have money, it's good to have money, it's good to have money
She got out of the car reservedly, pretending to be the most noble princess in the world, and arrived with the support of the prince.
Arrived at the gate
Miss, you...
a timid voice
I opened my misty eyes: Huh?
you……
At the lady's signal, I turned around and looked,
Holy shit, I almost fainted. There was actually a hammer hanging on my backpack.
Pack your bags quickly
Xiaofan was already looking at me dumbfounded,
Sorry, sorry, it’s just anti-wolf equipment.
Xiaofan looked at me silently: Xiaonan, you really fascinate me, I love you so much that I can’t help myself.
Me: Damn, that’s outrageous. When you like someone, you think she’s beautiful even if she holds a hammer. No.
When you like someone, it doesn't matter no matter how well she does it
I smile: smile again, keep smiling,
Damn, if I don’t charm you to death, I’ll die
Just when we were gazing at each other lovingly, I felt a vicious gaze and turned my head.
Look, Xiaowei is not far away, looking at me viciously, and there are a few people around him who are obviously full of indignation and dominate the big ones.
The girl in the movie is all excited, eager to help her get ahead.
A little further away, the stepmother who borrowed the car is also looking here. The stepmother's side is obviously very out of tune with the people around her.
There were several middle-aged and elderly women dressed in heavy metal, with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks, and looked down upon others. I took a visual inspection and splashed
Women are the lowest class, far worse than my mother. To me, they are just a bunch of people who come up and are all small business. If you look at it,
go
None of the bitches in this venue can be more powerful than me.
I almost screamed in the sky
Dugu Qiu is defeated, defeated, defeated, defeated..., ah
I smile triumphantly, I smile triumphantly, I smile triumphantly
I laughed so much that I almost dislocated my jaw. Xiaofan held my hand tightly. I will protect you.
I smile proudly
I am just a wolf running into the sheep. Who am I afraid of?
Everyone is afraid of me
My eldest brother and my father are always so handsome. We walked over to say hello. My eldest brother and my father loved me.
The emotion was beyond words, almost telling everyone that this is my daughter-in-law, so at first it was not very
Some of my relatives and friends have friendly eyes when I see them, and I sometimes watch the 8 o'clock TV series with my mother.
A trick I learned, holding a wine glass, meeting people in the audience, and acting reserved like a lady, who knows how long it will take 2 hours
Not long ago, I was arguing with the ladies at the market and almost got into a fight over a 5 cent handful of vegetables.
Really
Life is full of ups and downs and exciting. If I tell my mother when I go home, she will be so envious that she will vomit.
quack quack quack
Seeing Xiaowei and those girls running around the place with their eyes, I almost looked like I was about to explode.
Son, I can’t bear it either.
Give them a chance to explode
I pretended to be fresh and ran to the balcony
3.2.1
Four girls rushed to me in a hurry
Shameless, shameless...
Stealing someone's boyfriend is shameless...
Hurry up and return Xiaofan to Xiaowei, or you'll be rude...
A dirty woman is shameless and dares to pester Brother Xiaofan to come to a party...
It's really childish. With such little skills, you still dare to help others. I looked at their red little faces that were holding back sadly. I
I feel it is necessary to give them a little more insight into what a real shrew should have.
I peeked over and saw that no one noticed us outside, and the speakers inside were turned up loud enough.
I threw the wine glass to the ground, put my left hand on my hip, pointed at someone with my right hand, put my left foot on the railing, and took a deep breath.
Tone, open the mouth, the tongue bursts with spring thunder, and the breath flows through the rainbow:
You're a bitch, you're a fucking donkey, you're a pig, you're a duck, you're a son of a bitch, you're a bastard, you're a bastard
Your mother-in-law gave birth to a bastard, a bastard, a bastard, a bastard who was born to a mother-in-law who has no father to care about..."
It lasted 5 minutes, and I didn’t even catch my breath.
Those little girls all looked at me dumbfounded
Come out, dare to show off your words in front of your ancestors, you lard has deceived your heart.
I stared at them fiercely, the evening breeze blew through my hair, and I held the small iron I took out of my bag with my left hand.
hammer
Who else
have opinions?
Pa Chi
Dispersed in a hurry
That Xiaowei is running at the front
Fix your hair and go out with a smile
Xiaofan was looking for me everywhere. When he saw me, he came over quickly and looked at me anxiously: What's wrong? What's wrong?
I smiled: It’s nothing, I was just a little bored, so I went to the balcony to get some air.
Xiaofan: I just found out that Xiaowei and the others are also missing. They didn’t embarrass you, right?
Me: No, I didn’t see them
Looking around, I saw a few girls squatting in the corner. I stared at them.
Brush and run away
I took a sip of wine proudly and thought about showing Xiaowei how powerful I am next time, so that she can know how powerful I am.
"Hmph, there are so many shameless women these days, and even more women are just for money."
"That's right, it must be for money. Who doesn't know what her family's conditions are like?"
“I don’t know what kind of parents would give birth to such a shameless daughter.”
"What's the difference between it and the one for sale?"
Damn it, who is so bold and dares to blatantly talk about Xiaofan’s stepmother?
If you look carefully, you can see that they are just those junior shrews. They were looking at me maliciously while talking, almost without pointing.
My nose said it. I was afraid that I didn’t know that it was me. I took a sip of the wine and said, “Old immortal, you have a good harvest.”
I dragged Xiaofan over and got to know each other one by one: the stepmother’s aunt, the stepmother’s mother, and another cousin.
Well, it’s you, my cousin. We’re not very close, so beating her will be in vain.
I was wandering around leisurely, and those 8-year-olds didn’t see any reaction from me. They looked at me with malicious smiles while talking,
The more he talks, the more powerful he becomes, the more he talks, the dirtier and more obscene he becomes.
Seeing that no one was around, I went up and gave the cousin a big slap in her mouth.
All of a sudden, a group of eight women were all confused
Looking at me tremblingly
I pretended to be a dignified and inviolable person, and looked at him with a contemptuous smile.
Her: Do you know what my father does?
My cousin was beaten so hard that she suddenly woke up and wanted to resist.
But when she heard me speak, she hesitated. After all, the people gathering here were either rich or noble, and she was not someone she could offend.
of
The other eight-year-olds also restrained their expressions and looked at me sarcastically.
Xiaofan appeared again, and the elder brother also came over
I told them righteously:
My father is a vegetable seller
My cousin broke out and yelled hysterically: You shameless peddler, what the hell are you?
Dare to hit me, she screamed and jumped, attracting everyone's attention
including stepmother
While everyone was crowding around, I was among the pushing and shoving people, loudly urging: Be careful of the impact, don’t do this.
pull
Bian stretched out his legs fiercely in the crowd and kicked him three times.
Then I told her with a wink and a playful smile.
That's what I played, that's what I played
Ouch ouch
The beast went crazy, and my cousin jumped up and down like crazy.
I use the mouth shape: Dasha B
I smile proudly, smile triumphantly
A group of people came over to persuade me. Dad also came over and said in a very dignified voice: Stop making trouble.
My cousin finally calmed down.
She turned around just in time to see me smearing my nose on her body
Ouch ouch
The beast is crazy again
The stepmother finally couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed her cousin regardless of her demeanor. "Why are you so angry?"
This Ah San has been pretending to be noble and elegant. It is not easy for him to be so angry and corrupt.
This Ah San has been pretending to be noble and elegant. It is not easy for him to be so angry and corrupt.
How could I just let her go like this? Fortunately, she just finished scolding my mother and my father.
Ah San took her cousin to the side hall
There's a person coming to the door, isn't it Xiaowei's mother?
I asked Xiaofan: Has Xiaowei’s mother met her cousin?
Xiaofan: Never seen it
Hungry grandma, I am smiling
Rushed over: Hello, aunt
The middle-aged woman looked at me, furious: What did you say last time that Xiaofan was taken away and it hurt me...
Me: Auntie, that’s not what’s important. Xiaofan brought his girlfriend here just now. Xiaowei is just angry and can’t argue with her. In fact, it’s okay if they argue.
, Xiaofan’s stepmother’s cousin and a group of people together scolded Xiaowei for being shameless, greedy for money, and selling B
of……
Middle-aged woman: The small universe is slowly stretching out, I want to explode
Seeing the middle-aged woman’s eyes blazing and her hair standing on end
I'm so happy that my teeth can't be seen, my eyes are cracked
Auntie, they are hiding here
I ran to my cousin first:
Silly B, my mother is here
LOOK
Xiaowei’s mother came out
The cousin rushed up and said: You shameless person, how do you educate your daughter? She is just selling it. You are crazy about making money.
Xiaowei’s mother’s words were said to be the center of things, or the failure of success
With their waists apart, they faced each other: What are you talking about, you old bitch? You are eating people's food and not doing people's business. What are you pretending to be? What are you selling? Your relatives are not
Was it also sold with a B?
Oh oh oh
Stepmother, she scolded you
I acted like a fool behind Xiaowei's mother, drooling and facing my cousin
Hey, silly B, Dasha B
Ouch ouch
The beast went crazy. My cousin couldn't hold it in any longer and pounced on Xiaowei and her mother.
The sound of a scuffle, the sound of cursing, the sound of a fight
I rushed up and kicked my cousin several times in the name of provoking a fight.
Ouch ouch
My cousin’s attacks on Xiaowei’s mother became more and more ruthless. When Xiaowei’s mother saw that I was not caring about her own safety, she resolutely helped on the front line and threw herself at me while beating her.
admiring glance
Me: Auntie, this is what I should do
Oh yeah
I ran out of the side hall, Xiaowei was lost in thought
I rushed up and said: Xiaowei, Xiaofan's stepmother and her relatives beat your mother together. The stepmother said that she always disliked you before, but now you finally
After being dumped, she had nothing to fear. She just took it out on your mother,
Oh yeah
Another new force comes
under my guidance
Xiaowei is biting his silver teeth and his eyes are wide open.
mom
mom
The two thin arms were swung and the tiger rushed forward with great force.
I'm worried about Xiaowei being single and weak
then
I stuffed an ashtray into Xiaowei's little hand
Just heard,
Snapped
Stepmother fell
fighting stopped
also
What a big pimple, I smile evilly, I smile evilly
about there
I rushed up and shouted: Stop fighting. There are so many guests outside. Isn't this embarrassing? My stepmother has always been shameless. She never thought about fighting at the banquet. My cousin was shocked when she saw her.
I got down and was frightened too
I pulled Xiaowei and her mother away in a pretentious manner: Mom, you go quickly
Xiaowei looked at me in surprise, when did her mother and I have such a good relationship? Xiaowei’s mother held my hand: Good girl, thank you, and then?
retreat
It was hard for the stepmother to show up even though she was carrying a big bag, so she pulled her cousin out.
I tidied up my clothes and walked out of the side hall
Looking around, Xiaowei, Xiaowei’s mother, stepmother, and cousin were all gone.
Wow, it feels so good. Take a deep breath and continue my promising job as a social butterfly. Quack, quack, quack.
I smile triumphantly, I smile triumphantly
The party was a success, I behaved very well, my cousin was beaten violently, and my stepmother got hit on the head by an ashtray. It was perfect.
After I got home, I reported it to my mother. She was so happy that she couldn't stop having fun and asked me to take her with me next time. I agreed.
Life must go on, classes must continue, and I am still busy. Suddenly, an uninvited guest comes to visit.
Take a closer look, Xiaowei’s mother is here, Xiaomei
Sure enough, she became furious when she saw me. It turned out that I was the goblin or monster who replaced her daughter...
I shouted with a serious face: We have our own reasons
Xiaowei’s mother: What’s the reason?
Me: Actually I am an actor
Xiaowei Mom: Actor?
Me: We did this because we had no choice but to do so
Xiaowei’s Mom: Is it a last resort?
Me: We are doing this for the benefit of small businesses
Xiaowei’s mother: Is it for Xiaowei’s own good?
Rely on, rely on, rely on,
Why are you trying to imitate me?
Next, I told Xiaowei’s mother about the tragic and desolate life story of a woman whose father is not her biological parents, who is not her biological mother, whose grandma is not her biological grandma, whose grandfather is not her biological grandfather.
In the early stage of a serious and terminal illness, a good man's deep love becomes extinct. A good man reluctantly abandons the woman he loves and then finds a new love. It is a pure fiction that makes him give up. If there is any similarity, it is absolutely impossible.
Damn sad story
And I just took a sum of money from Xiaofan.
I cried. Xiaowei’s mother actually cried. She held my hand and said: Good boy, I’ve suffered so much for you.
Me: This is what I should do
Then she left
aunt, i love you
Not two days later, news came from Xiaofan's family again, saying that there was a family gathering, and my mother was invited to come over and have fun. When I came home and told her, my mother was so happy that she counted the days on her fingers and waited for that day to come.
, she can also dress up and have a good time. She watched too many TV series at 8 o'clock and got addicted.
The direct consequence of my visit this time is that my cousin no longer dares to come to Xiaofan's house. The side consequence is that my cousin got a nickname: Pig Intestine
Let’s start from the beginning. The party that day was held by relatives at home. It was said to be a family gathering, but it didn’t feel like a family gathering for rich people.
She was neatly dressed and very polite when we met. As soon as I entered, I immediately became serious and noble. She kept asking me in a low voice: How is it? Is it noble enough?
Is it cool enough? Is it impressive enough? Is it arrogant enough? Damn it, mother, please spare me.
Xiaofan asked me quietly: What’s wrong with mom? She’s very angry.
Me: Yes, your stepmother was very rude to her just now
Xiaofan: I remember
At this time, my cousin saw me, and naturally she had a bad look on her face, frowning, and chirping.
Haha, I didn’t expect that she would dare to come and say bad things about me. I felt so happy. My mother is here today and I can’t help you. Cousin, you are going to be in bad luck.
I was chatting with Xiaofan, his friends, and my eldest brother. Suddenly I found my cousin and my mother chatting together, looking at me with a look of disdain on their faces.
I remembered
This stupid B doesn’t know my mother. Last time she thought Xiaowei’s mother was my mother.
Wow hahahahaha, the show is about to begin
I saw her croaking croaking croaking croaking croaking croaking
My face is getting uglier and uglier. I have wanted to confirm several times whether she is crazy or not. She is talking bad about other people's daughters. Do you have any brains in this?
I told my mother with my mouth: cousin
I understood this in my heart, and then I took my cousin on her arm and left.
I mourn in silence. My mother is not built for me. I can’t even beat her. She is not a strong person.
After 5 minutes, I came out with a weird expression on my face.
Is there any situation?
I rushed over and grabbed my mother: What’s wrong?
Mom: I beat Ya Ting violently
Me: It’s nothing. I even beat her up last time.
Mother: She vomited
Me: Beat him until he vomits? Mom, your skills have improved again.
My wife: She was so stiff that she actually vomited out a whole piece of pig intestines
I spit out the wine in my mouth:
Are you sure it's pig intestines and not human intestines?
Mom: She said I vomited out the pig intestines she just ate for lunch.
I:……
After a while, my cousin came out
I smiled and said hello: HI pig intestines
My cousin ran away in a flash and never dared to see me again.
Really, am I that terrible? I'm so angry
After the banquet, I continued to be unsmiling. Damn it, I was pretending too much, but I didn’t have the guts to say it.
Xiaofan was very anxious, and kept dragging me quietly to ask, "What should I do if my mother is unhappy?"
What should I do? What else can I do? It’s something that all women like. My mother also likes it. Just ask her to go shopping. Of course, tell her that you’ll pay for it.
Xiao Fan is such an honest kid. He took out his platinum card and handed it to my mother. "Mom, let's go to the department store to buy something for you and dad."
My wife: Noble... cool... majestic...
I can't do it anymore, I really want to hit someone
Mom, stop pretending, it will be too much if you continue to pretend.
After walking out of the door, I rushed towards the platinum card and asked with the same enthusiasm as when Xiao Longnu and Yang Guo met 16 years later: I can buy whatever I want.
So? Can I buy whatever I want?
Xiaofan: Of course
Arrive at the department store
I jumped out of the car so hard
I want this, this, this, this, this...
Mom, why did you buy boxing gloves?
It's not very satisfying to beat you with the stick all the time. Try it for a change.
Uh, mom, why did you buy this mop?
Nonsense, of course it's for you, how about you use it against my boxing gloves?
Damn...
Why don’t you buy a kitchen knife?
Why not? This one costs 40 yuan. The one at home is no longer useful. There are legendary 40 yuan kitchen knives. Give me 3 of them.
Damn, I’ll die if you dare to buy a toilet
Damn girl, I don’t want you to move it. I can’t carry it myself.
No, I want to jump off the building...
Pulling, persuading, pleading...
I suddenly found my cousin not far away with a middle-aged man.
I left my mother who was reluctant to leave the toilet and jumped up to my cousin.
Hello, cousin
My cousin’s face changed drastically: What are you doing?
Me: Just saying hello
The man next to my cousin stood proudly in front of me
The wretched little face, the slender eyes, the turned-out lips, yesterday’s eye mucus in the corners of the eyes, the quivering nose hairs in the breeze, all up and down reveal a kind of intellectual beauty.
I resisted the urge to punch him twice in the face
Before I could say more, I suddenly noticed that the wretched man shrank, and my cousin's face changed drastically. She ran away without looking back. I just had time to say, "Don't leave." Behind me, I had a boxing glove on my chest and a mop.
At his waist, holding two shining kitchen knives that were legendary forty, he ran over excitedly: Who is it?