The looks in these people's eyes reminded me of how I was Zhao Yanyan's deskmate when I was in the first year of high school. These people thought I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat. But later, when Zhao Yanyan became my wife, these people had to accept the reality.
.The same is true now. They have always wanted to see me deflate since I first sat next to Chen Weier. They finally waited for the opportunity, but the plot they expected did not happen.
Just when I was feeling proud, that Li Shaojie could no longer hold back the anger in his heart and rushed over, pointed at me and shouted: "Boy, you dare to molest Chen Weier in public, do you think we don't exist?"
Chen Weier and I both looked at this hero who stood up for justice with astonishment.
Li Shaojie, on the other hand, clenched his fists and looked angrily at me, the gangster who was flirting with Chen Weier. He gritted his teeth tightly. If he had grown his hair long, he would definitely be furious.
"I...I...haven't been molested by him...that..." Before I could say anything, Chen Weier said with a red face. Apparently she thought the word "molested" was too unsightly, so she replaced it with "that
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"Weier, you don't have to be afraid! Is this bad guy threatening you? It's okay. Tell us, can so many of us be afraid of him?" Li Shaojie said impassionedly.
"That's right! We definitely can't sit idly by and watch!"
"We must not let the pervert succeed!"
"Yes! We are not afraid of him..."
People are afraid that someone will take the lead in fanning the flames. As long as there is one person who stands up to stir up trouble, a group of people will immediately respond. No one will let go of beating up a drowned dog.
"Let me ask you, are you the world policeman or the superman of the universe? Even if I am a gangster, there is no need for you to stand up and point fingers, right?" I said disdainfully.
"It is the duty of every citizen to act bravely, don't you think?" Li Shaojie turned around and shouted to the supporters.
"Yes! We all support you!" said the people behind Li Shaojie.
"Are you all quite united at this time?" I asked in confusion. It seems that these people should have underestimated the enemy, so why are they so angry with each other now?
"Hmph! How about it? Are you scared? If you are scared, just stay away from Chen Weier!" Li Shaojie said with hatred in his eyes.
"Hey - what's going on with you students? Don't you want to participate in the winter camp? Just say it and you can get off now!" Han Bingfeng, who was dozing in the passenger seat, also heard this at this time.
There was an unusual atmosphere of gunpowder in the car, so he quickly came over and scolded me.
"Director Han!" When Li Shaojie saw the teaching director coming, he no longer dared to be arrogant and immediately said respectfully.
"Hmph! Are you all good students? Are there any good students like you? Is it great to be in the top ten? Can you fight if you are in the top ten? Tell me what's going on!" Han Bingfeng glared
He glanced at Li Shaojie and said.
"This..." Li Shaojie didn't know how to speak. Did he tell the dean that he was jealous of the person in front of him?
"Okay, don't make up excuses for me there. I don't have time to listen. You two have to do your own thing, or else get off the car immediately!" Han Bingfeng didn't forget to give me a sideways glance when he said this. It meant a slap in the face.
Don't make any noise, please pay attention to me too!
"I understand, Director Han." Li Shaojie nodded hastily. He was secretly angry because he was taking advantage of this pervert.
Along the way, I chatted with Chen Weier under the hateful eyes of Li Shaojie and others.
"Weier, let me tell you a joke!" I said with a smile.
"I won't listen!" Chen Weier said subconsciously, because I told her a joke last time, and the content was a bit pornographic. When the little girl heard that I wanted to tell her a joke, she immediately subconsciously refused.
"This time it's definitely a serious joke! I promise the Lord of Hell." I said confidently.
"Pfft..." Chen Weier couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "You are really strange. Others swear by those gods. This is the first time I've heard of someone swearing by the King of Hell!"
"Hey! You don't understand this. The King of Hell is in charge of a person's life and death. If I swear by him, wouldn't it be equivalent to swearing by my own life?" I explained. In fact, I still dare to use my King of Hell.
Brother, I swear, I know he can't do anything to me. If I involve other gods, it would be no joke if I were blamed.
"Oh, tell me then." Chen Weier saw that what I said was true, so she believed it.
"Once upon a time, there was a child. He went to bed early and got up early, studied hard, and made progress every day..." At this point, I paused deliberately.
"What happened next?" Chen Weier listened halfway and was anxious to know the result.
"He died later," I said.
"Dead? Why did he die?" Chen Weier asked strangely.
"Yes, the joke is that there once was a child who went to bed early and got up early, studied hard, and made progress every day, and then he died." I said seriously.
"Ha... ha... you call this a joke! Ha... ha... there is no causal relationship at all. You made me laugh to death." Chen Weier finally understood the meaning of the joke and burst out laughing.
trembling.
Cold jokes were not popular in this era, so I accidentally told what I saw on the Internet in my previous life. The funny thing about this joke is not the meaning of it, but the twist of "later died", which is related to
The first half sentence has no causal relationship at all!
"Then do you still listen?" I said while the iron was hot. It is actually so easy to please girls in this era. Just a few words can win the beauty's smile. Unlike a few years later when the Internet became popular, every little girl would have to exercise.
It's like thousand-year-old ginseng, aged.
"Well, then you can tell me one more thing! But I won't listen to what I said!" When Chen Weier said that, her face turned red and she quickly lowered her head.
"Haha, okay..." So I told Chen Weier the joke I heard in my previous life about the mouse becoming a pilot and marrying a bat for the sake of his children, and the frog marrying a turtle for the sake of the child's longevity.
He kept laughing non-stop and complained about where I heard so many strange jokes.
I know that Li Shaojie is gnashing his teeth at me not far away, and Weier's other suitors are also getting angry. But what does this have to do with me?
The car drove slowly to Xixingshan Ski Resort and stopped at the door of a hotel. It seemed that the school was really willing to spend money. Each standard room in a hotel of this level cost at least 300 yuan, and now it is still skiing
Peak season for the market!
"Get out of the car! Boys and girls will form pairs respectively, and two people will share a room!" Han Bingfeng ordered us after getting off the car. (To be continued)