"Why did you come to this broken island? If the Fourth Brother hadn't discovered the fire you made, you would have died there!" Fatty Wu asked a lot of questions like a machine gun.
"Ahem! Forget it, I've been tricked by someone!" I coughed and said. But I felt very proud in my heart. If I hadn't had nothing to do and lit another fire at the entrance of the cave, I'm afraid I would still be there now.
I spent the night in a cold cave.
"Plot? What's going on?" Fatty Wu obviously didn't understand what this had to do with plotting.
"I was pushed down the mountain by someone!" I said with a wry smile. It's really fucked up to say this. I thought I would be so awesome after my rebirth, but I didn't expect that a little kid would sneak attack me.
So I told Fatty Wu a series of stories about how I went skiing in Xixing Mountain and how I had conflicts with Li Shaojie.
"Damn it, I don't want to live anymore. If you dare to plot against my eldest brother, Fatty Wu, I will find a few people to beat him to death when I get back." Fatty Wu cursed.
"I guess before you can kill him, this kid will have already gone to jail." I guess Li Shaojie's matter will definitely not be a big deal this time.
"Damn, it would be an advantage for him just to let him in like this." Fatty Wu muttered: "Hey, by the way, I heard that many of those prisoners have special hobbies. Hehe, I will find someone to arrange it for him when the time comes.
For a moment..." Fatty Wu suddenly said with a lewd smile.
Special hobby? I was stunned at first, but I immediately understood that it was sodomy! I couldn't help but shudder! This Fatty Wu is so damn insidious. Fortunately, he and I are buddies and not enemies.
"Special hobbies? Husband, what is a special hobby?" Chen Weier, who was sitting next to me, asked curiously.
Fatty Wu had long been doubtful about the identity of the beautiful woman sitting next to me, but he didn't have the nerve to ask. Then he suddenly heard the beautiful woman calling me "husband". He was so startled that his eyes almost popped out of his head.
He was so surprised that he said: "You...this is..."
I hugged Chen Weier and introduced to Fatty Wu with a smile: "This is my girlfriend, Chen Weier."
When I mentioned the word "girlfriend", Chen Weier's little face immediately turned red. At this time, Weier had already taken off her coat, and she was wearing the suit I bought at the Lady's House. She was so pretty, even
She exudes a more mature charm than Zhao Yanyan.
But Fatty Wu jumped up like crazy, pointed at my nose and shouted: "Mom, I have an only child, where is Zhao Yanyan! Did you dump her? Wow, you, Liu Lei! I, Fatty Wu, are really cool."
You were wrong! I trusted you so much in vain. It turns out you are a bastard who likes the new and hates the old! You see this little girl is prettier than Yan Yan, so you dumped Yan Yan - I am very happy today
I'll beat you to death!" Fatty Wu was so excited that he changed his name from "Big Brother" to "Liu Lei" to me.
The plane was originally driven by Fatty Wu. Fatty Wu jumped up when he was excited. The helicopter was in an unmanned state and immediately swayed from side to side! I quickly stopped him and said: "Fatty Wu, sit back and control the plane first."
Open it! Listen and I will explain it to you slowly!"
Fatty Wu also realized that he was too excited. It was no joke that the plane crashed! He groaned and hurriedly sat back down.
"You'd better not use the lame excuse of Zhao Yanyan to break up with you first to deal with me! I also know Yan Yan's character well, and she will never give up easily if she chooses someone for the rest of her life!" Fatty Wu said coldly.
"Fat Wu, listen to me! It's true that Zhao Yanyan is my girlfriend, but Chen Weier is also my girlfriend!" I said with a serious expression and no joke at all.
"Really? You have two girlfriends? This is even more unforgivable! You actually went on two separate occasions behind Zhao Yanyan's back and had a mistress outside?" Fatty Wu said with his eyes widened.
"Second wife?" I repeated the term in surprise! This was only 1995, and Fatty Wu actually blurted out such a fashionable word!
"Little girl, don't be deceived by him! He already has a girlfriend!" Fatty Wu turned to Chen Weier and said.
But to Fatty Wu's surprise, Chen Weier lowered her head shyly and whispered: "I know..."
"Well, if you know that, why don't you leave him quickly... What? You said you knew!" Fatty Wu was shocked and said angrily: "Fuck! It turns out you were the one who seduced Liu Lei. You don't look like a good cookie.
Dressed so coquettishly, like a vixen..."
Wu Fatzi said more and more, and I saw that Chen Weier was already a small face, and maybe she cried out soon! If this Wu Fatzi was not my friend, I would have jumped up and beat him!
Zhao Yanyan was hurt and it was understandable that she would be emotional. I coughed twice to stop him and said, "Cough - cough -! Fatty Wu, please don't get excited. In fact, not only Chen Weier knows about this, but Zhao Yanyan also knows about it!"
"What! Zhao Yanyan also knows? Does she agree to you finding two girlfriends?" Fatty Wu said with disbelief and horror.
"Yes! Not only did she know, but she also tried her best to encourage me and Weier to get together." I explained.
"Hey, that's all! That girl Yan Yan would do such a ridiculous thing! Since the person involved didn't say anything, why should I, an outsider, worry so much! You deserve to be my eldest brother, you can make two
Such an outstanding girl has to follow you so wholeheartedly!" Fatty Wu sighed.
"Hehe." I had to smile. I thought, two are nothing. If I come back again in this life, I will have to deal with ten or eight of them!
(Fishman: "How do you know you can get ten or eight wives? I am the one who has the final say!"
Liu Lei: "Isn't this book called "Rebirth and Chasing Beauty"?"
Fishman: "Then I can only arrange two wives for you!"
Liu Lei: "I have no objection, but you should ask the readers..."
The fishman saw a group of Fans holding bricks: "...")
"But, brother, you have to be careful! If you neglect Yan Yan, don't blame your brother for taking advantage of me!" Fatty Wu suddenly said with a flattering smile.
"Damn it, haven't you heard that you shouldn't bully your friends' wives?" I cursed.
"Damn, you are my eldest brother, not my friend." Fatty Wu said seriously.
"……"I'm speechless.
(Liu Lei: "Fishman, are you deliberately making things difficult for me!"
Fishman: "If the plot requires it, I can consider a scene in which Fatty Wu pursues Zhao Yanyan..."
Liu Lei: "Hey, other than that, Yu Da Da, I don't dare to do that anymore..."
Fishman: "Huh huh huh..."
Liu Lei smiled miserably: "It turns out that the world is huge, and the murlocs are the biggest!"
A bunch of recommendation tickets, monthly tickets were smashed over... Oops, why are there still bricks?
Reader A said: "Damn it, did he lie about the word count?"
Reader B said: "I think so, let's fight him!"
Under the setting sun, a man and a fish crawled out of the ruins and said weakly: "It turns out that the reader is the biggest!")
"Husband, you haven't told me what special hobbies are?" Chen Weier saw that Fatty Wu and I had stopped arguing, and asked me the question that I just asked. A woman's curiosity is sometimes really persistent. After such a long time, she actually
still remember.
"This, special hobby is a general term, which refers to people who have bad habits in that area." I don't know how to explain it. Sometimes some things can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.
"That aspect? What is that aspect?" Wei'er really didn't understand.
"It's what we did in the cave!" I explained, hoping Chen Weier could understand.
"Hey...you are so shameful," Chen Weier said after hitting me: "But can you be like a girl in prison?"
"Cough-cough! It can also be between two men!" I said.
"Two men? How can two men do that kind of thing? You're lying!" Chen Weier said strangely.
"You can use your butthole!" I whispered in Chen Weier's ear.
"Yeah!" Chen Weier pushed me away and whispered, "You guys are so disgusting."
How disgusting is this? In a few years, gay men will be everywhere and they will be able to register marriages abroad. But these are things that little girls in this era cannot imagine.
After a while, the little girl suddenly leaned into my ear and whispered: "Husband, every time you do that to me, when I shout for help, I feel that you are very excited. Is this considered a special hobby of yours?"
"
I'm sorry, my understanding ability is really not that strong. I can apply what I have learned so quickly.
"This... probably doesn't count." I nodded and admitted.
"Then I will scream louder next time! Husband, do you like it?" Chen Weier said in my ear in a disgusting voice.
Hehe, I didn’t expect that the cold-looking Wei’er would turn out to be so coquettish when she became enthusiastic. I really found a treasure. Zhao Yanyan and I had suggested playing this kind of role-playing game between a gangster and a folk girl, but the girl refused to die. There was nothing I could do.
I can only suppress this perverted desire in my heart. I didn't expect that it would be easily realized with Chen Weier today.
"Weier, if you don't like it, let's use normal." Although I like it very much, I don't want to force Weier.
"Actually...Actually, when I shouted, it felt very good..." When Weier said this, her face was already full of embarrassment.
I was ecstatic, I was one of the same people! A series of obscene scenes flashed through my mind, including nurses, stewardesses, maids, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I will try it on Weier another day.
"Hmph...cough!" Fatty Wu suddenly coughed loudly, interrupting the intimacy between Wei'er and I.
Damn it, you kid, you must have bronchitis, you interrupted my fantasy.
I was about to have a seizure when I saw Fatty Wu hand me something like a walkie-talkie and said to me: "Yan Yan wants to talk to you!" (To be continued)