"Are you going to buy a car or not?" I had been dragged around the car market three times by Wu Yingying, and I was feeling a little dizzy.
"Buy it, why not buy it! But I have to like it!" Wu Yingying said and continued to walk around the car market.
"This is already your fourth lap, and even the bosses of those car dealerships know us..." I complained.
"You just have to get familiar with it first, so it's easy to negotiate the price later!" Wu Yingying said.
"I hope I can save some money, so hurry up and buy it! I will get confused if you keep going!" I said with a wry smile.
"That won't work! Do you know how to be diligent and thrifty? I worked for two years and used my New Year's money to buy an Alto!" Wu Yingying said.
"Then let's just buy Alto!" I suggested.
"Why are you so evil-minded? You still want me to be hit to death again, right?" Wu Yingying said unhappily.
"Wow, this car is so beautiful! Liu Lei, look, this is the latest BMW!"
"Then buy this one..."
"No, I want to see again!"
"Wow, this car is so cool! Toyota 4500! Land Cruiser!"
"This car is from country R, let's exchange it for another one."
"I also hate Japanese products. If this car was made in China, I would buy it."
"Wow, there is a Lamborghini sports car here!"
"Then buy this one..."
"This seems to be an exhibit..."
I spent the whole day driving around with Wu Yingying. At the beginning, the sales ladies from various car dealerships enthusiastically introduced us to the styles and performance of various cars, but as time went by, they all regarded us as nothing.
The money is so poor that you are crazy.
"Yingying, which car do you want to buy?" I looked at my watch. The car dealer was about to get off work, and she didn't even have a clue. Even if she wanted to buy all the car dealers now, I wouldn't
There will be no hesitation. This is a whole day, what a precious time, how many times can I have sex with my two wives in this day!
"I haven't thought about it yet. How about I go home at night and think about it again, and we can come back tomorrow?" Wu Yingying looked at me with a smile and said.
Are you coming back tomorrow?! Is that right? I immediately understood that I had let this woman figure it out. She had already planned it and had no intention of buying a car today!
"Is that good?" Wu Yingying saw that I was silent and shook my arm and said in a disgusted voice.
But she is not my wife, so this trick has no effect on me. I just said coldly: "No!" After that, I threw the money box in front of her and said: "I gave you the money, you can do it yourself tomorrow
Buy it!”
After doing these things, I didn't even look at her, turned around and left without looking back. To be honest, I hate this kind of self-righteous woman who loves to play tricks.
Stratagem to fool others into thinking they are fools.
"Liu Lei! Stop!" Wu Yingying said urgently.
"I still have two lovely wives waiting for me at home. I don't have time to play tricks with a little girl like you!" I was also angry. If I hadn't taken most of the responsibility for yesterday's traffic accident, I wouldn't have been too lazy.
Take care of her.
"I...I'm wrong, isn't it okay? I buy it, I buy it now! Don't leave..." Wu Yingying saw that I was angry, and immediately became confused, crying in her words. When had she ever experienced this?
I'm angry. If it were another boy who wanted to stay with me for a while, I wouldn't be willing to, but now I'm being eaten up by this guy, but I still can't help but compromise first.
"Forget it, if you say this now, you might be able to trick me later. I have experienced your ability to make puns and make things out of nothing, so you should just go ahead and fool others." The more I spoke, the more angry I became, and my voice became louder.
Improved by a few points.
"I...I'm really not what you think..." At this point, Wu Yingying started to cry: "You don't mean what you say, we just pulled our fingers..."
Hey~! I sighed secretly. There is nothing else in me except that I don’t like seeing women cry. I feel soft-hearted when I cry. I turned around and walked to Wu Yingying’s side: “Yingying, okay, don’t cry.
.It’s my fault, can we buy it again tomorrow?”
"Just leave! Who wants you to be hypocritical! I hate you...just leave!" Wu Yingying cried even harder when she heard what I said, and punched me randomly with her little fists.
This... I'm so sweaty! A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea! Just now she told me not to leave, and in the blink of an eye she told me to leave quickly!
"If you want to see it, let's take it easy until you find something you're satisfied with, okay?" The first priority is to coax this woman, and now people are starting to watch. Damn it, some people who don't know think I'm bullying her.
What about women?
"You don't need to buy it. I can buy a bicycle myself and get hit by it." Wu Yingying choked.
Sure enough, I heard an old lady say: "Today's young people are so immoral, they only know how to bully their wives!"
"That's right, look at his wickedness!" someone echoed.
"What a crime, if you ask me, that woman is also willing to be bullied by him!"
"If this were my boyfriend, I would have kicked his little brother out!"
"..."
"I said, Miss, let's leave quickly. If we stay a little longer, the Women's Federation will come to arrest me!" I whispered to Wu Yingying.
"Ha..." Wu Yingying naturally heard those words, and couldn't help laughing when she heard what I said.
I saw her crying and smiling, knowing that the storm had passed.
"Then let's go..." Wu Yingying said to me in a low voice with a blushing face, just like my little daughter-in-law.
After Wu Yingying and I left, there were people behind us pointing fingers: "If it were me, I would never let him go so easily!"
"That's right, at first, my husband almost knelt down for me!"
"What an embarrassment to us women!"
"..."
"You're not angry anymore?" I looked at Wu Yingying and said. Damn, what's going on? She was obviously the one who provoked me first, but in the end I had to coax her.
"I barely gave up!" Wu Yingying said, squinting at me.
"Can't bear to give birth? Does that mean I'm still alive?" I said with a smile.
"Don't give birth now, save it for rebirth later." Wu Yingying said.
"Who will I give birth to in the future?" I suddenly wanted to tease this woman.
"Humph! Of course it's you!" Wu Yingying hummed.
"Have a baby with me? I don't have any objection, I'm just afraid that my two wives won't agree!" I said erotically.
"?" Wu Yingying was stunned at first, but she understood immediately and said angrily: "Who wants to have a child with you? You are so beautiful!"
As a result, early the next morning, I was dragged to the car market by Wu Yingying, but today she was much more well-behaved than yesterday. As soon as she came, she went straight to the Lamborghini I saw yesterday. It seems that sports cars are still very attractive to girls.
Big.
"How do you sell this car?" Wu Yingying pointed to the Lamborghini and asked the car sales lady.
Since it was early in the morning, the car sales girl was busy touching up her makeup. When she looked up, she saw that it was the man and woman from yesterday, and she felt contempt in her heart. In her opinion, these two people were just paupers who had been here for a while.
Now that I heard this woman speak, my thoughts became more certain. "How can I sell this car?" Is anyone talking like this? Did you think you were buying cabbage at the vegetable market?
So the car sales lady simply ignored Wu Yingying's questions, as if she didn't hear her.
"Hey, I'm talking to you, how much does your car cost?" Wu Yingying is usually informal, so she doesn't speak like a lady at all. But she can say such wonderful words, I really don't know her.
Is it intentional?
Even I couldn't help laughing. How much does one cost? Why does it feel like a wholesale market?
"How much does one cost? Are you shopping for groceries?" the car sales lady said impatiently.
My originally smiling face suddenly became clouded: "When I asked you how much it cost, you just said so much nonsense!"
The car sales lady was stunned for a moment, not expecting that this person had quite a bad temper. But then she glanced at Wu Yingying and I's clothes, and thinking of our behavior yesterday, she naturally classified us into the poor. If the person in front of me was wearing clothes.
She really didn't dare to be so arrogant to someone wearing gold and silver, but the two people in front of her really had nothing to fear.
"I tell you, you can't afford it!" the car sales lady said disdainfully. In fact, this car was not for sale at all. It was lent to the car dealership here by the agent in Hong Kong to create a good appearance. At that time, this car was
As soon as it was put up, it really shocked several nearby car dealerships.
"This car costs RMB 3.8 million!" A bald middle-aged man walked out of the car dealership and said impatiently. He is the manager of the car dealership, and he could see everything that just happened in the back room clearly.
Although the two people looking at the car didn't look like people who could afford to buy a car, they didn't open the shop early in the morning and didn't want to cause too much trouble. So they quoted a higher price in the hope of scaring away the couple.
"Three million and eight hundred thousand?" Wu Yingying opened her mouth in surprise. In her opinion, this car is the same as Alto, but with an engine inside the iron sheet. How can there be such a big difference in price?!
When the middle-aged man saw Wu Yingying's expression, he felt even more contempt. He thought to himself, are you scared to death? Just leave quickly and don't cause trouble here.
But my next few words made the middle-aged man immediately give up this idea. At this moment, I was trying to figure out how to buy this car quickly so that I could send this woman back.
"Three million and eight hundred thousand? This car?!" I asked, pointing to the Lamborghini. No, is this thing so cheap? I remember that in my previous life, my old boss Xu Zhongbang also bought one for his daughter.
He and I chose a Lamborghini as a birthday present. It cost more than 10 million!
"That's right!" the middle-aged man said proudly.
"Damn, it looks better than the one Lao Xu bought, and it's so cheap." I shook my head and said to myself. (To be continued)