"I don't have my driver's license! What do you want?" I sneered.
"Didn't bring it?" Big Cap was stunned, thinking that there are people who drive without a driver's license? But it is better not to bring one. Even if he did, it would be of no use to him. So he said: "Parking randomly, you don't have a driver's license yet."
, a fine of two hundred yuan! Otherwise, the car will be impounded!"
"Fine? Okay, you can give me a receipt." I said calmly.
"Receipt?" Big Cap was stunned again. Why is it so bad today? Usually no one asks for a receipt for fines. However, he suddenly had an idea and said: "If you want a receipt, it's four hundred!"
"Four hundred? That's fine, you can open one for me!" I said without changing my expression.
"What?" Big Cap thought he would scare him and he wouldn't want it, but he didn't expect four hundred would be enough. If he had known it, he would have been frightened to death if he had said four thousand.
"What's wrong? You don't even have a receipt, do you?" I asked.
"We've run out of receipts! Take out the two hundred yuan, or we won't be able to leave!" Big Blocker had a corn on his face and started to act mischievously.
"Really, okay then. I don't have any money in my pocket. Come home with me and get it!" I nodded and said.
When Big Cap heard that I gave in, he immediately smiled. Without saying anything, he opened the back door and got in. He said to me: "Let's go! But don't play any tricks! Otherwise I won't be polite!"
"What tricks can I, a student, do?" I said, pointing to the schoolbag placed on the passenger seat.
When Big Cap saw it, he immediately became happy. This guy turned out to be a student, so that would be easy to handle. So he relaxed his vigilance and waved his hand to signal him to drive.
I originally wanted to teach this faker a lesson, but because I was in a bad mood, I drove directly to the police station.
"Where do you live? Why is it so far away and you haven't arrived yet?" Big Cap asked impatiently.
"We're here!" I kicked the car suddenly, and the big cap was caught off guard and hit the front windshield.
"Damn it! You are looking for death!" Big Cap was knocked dizzy and said angrily.
I picked up the big hat by its collar and carried it out of the car like a chicken.
Dagai struggled twice and found that he couldn't break free at all. He was startled and said in panic: "What are you going to do!"
"You'll know in a moment." I entered the police station carrying a big cap.
When Big Cap saw that I was going to take him to the police station, he became much quieter and stopped struggling. He looked like he was ready to watch a good show.
I didn't care, so I walked into the police station, threw my hat on the ground, and said to the policeman on duty: "Report the crime, I caught a fake policeman!"
Now this big block is completely limp!
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When I got home in the evening, my dad and I discussed taking time on the weekend to go to He Xiyuan’s home in Yanhe Village, Zhendong Township.
I was about to agree, but suddenly I remembered that I had to go to Ye Xiaoxiao's house tomorrow morning, so I said, "Dad, our head teacher asked me to go to her house tomorrow."
"The head teacher is looking for you? Why are he looking for you? Tell me, did your kid cause me any trouble at school again?" As soon as my dad heard that the head teacher was looking for me, he immediately thought of something bad.
"Dad, I'm a study committee member now!" I said angrily. What kind of father is he? His face was all smiles when I asked for condoms. When I heard that the head teacher was looking for me, his face turned faster than a Transformer.
"That's right! Our son is also a class cadre now. The class teacher must be looking for him to discuss work!" My mother said to me: "Old Liu, you need to change your thinking. Our Liu Lei is different from what he was in junior high school.
Don't always look at problems from the perspective of the past, okay! Our son is no longer the last problem student, but now he is the first in the whole school year. How much face has our son earned for you?"
When my dad heard what my mom said, he immediately felt embarrassed and said, "Yes! Yes! The teacher must be looking for my son to discuss class work. Look at my quick temper! In this case, Leilei, you go to the teacher first tomorrow, and we'll talk later
We’ll go to Yanhe Village the day after tomorrow!”
There was nothing to say all night. The next morning, I got up in a hurry. I am always punctual. After eating a few mouthfuls of food, I went downstairs. Since I had made an appointment with my parents yesterday, they did not ask.
What.
When I arrived at the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, I started my Jetta and drove to No. 4 Middle School. Far away, I saw Ye Xiaoxiao standing at the school gate looking around, raising her wrist from time to time to look at the time.
There are still twenty minutes before the agreed time, and Ye Xiaoxiao came early enough.
Turn off the horn.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at it and didn't pay attention.
"Beep...beep!" I pressed twice more.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at the Jetta not far away from her with disgust, and felt a little disdainful in her heart. Seeing that this car was parked on the side of the road for no reason, and there were no other vehicles around, it just kept honking its horn there. Isn't that crazy?
!
Seeing that Ye Xiaoxiao still didn't notice me, I had no choice but to open the car door, spread my hands and said to Ye Xiaoxiao: "Miss, did you forget to bring your glasses?"
Ye Xiaoxiao was startled when she saw me suddenly getting out of the car. When she heard my question, she said inexplicably: "Glasses? What glasses? I don't usually wear glasses!"
"I mean, I've honked the horn twice and you haven't seen me yet! There are only two possibilities, one is that your eyes don't work well, the other is that I am air." I stretched out my hand.
He waved his hand in front of Ye Xiaoxiao’s eyes and said.
"Disgusting! Who knew it was you? I thought someone's broken car was running wild in front of the school!" Ye Xiaoxiao said in reply.
"..." I'm sweating! If this woman wants to be unreasonable, there's nothing you can do about it.
"Get in the car." I made a gesture of invitation.
"Why do you want to get in the car?" Ye Xiaoxiao glared at me and said.
"Okay, tell me where your home is, and I'll drive there and you follow the car." I said, opening the car door and preparing to get in the car.
"Wait." Ye Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at me, opened the passenger door, and got in.
I smiled helplessly and started the car.
"Where is your home?" The car had been driving for a while, but Ye Xiaoxiao still remained silent, so I had no choice but to ask.
"I didn't have breakfast." Ye Xiaoxiao said loudly to herself without even looking at me.
"..." I was extremely depressed. What does your not eating have to do with me?
"I didn't have breakfast." Seeing that I didn't speak, Ye Xiaoxiao thought I didn't hear, so she said it again with a louder voice.
"Oh." I said.
"I'm hungry." Ye Xiaoxiao saw my reaction and continued.
"Oh." I said.
"What's wrong with you? You're deaf!" Ye Xiaoxiao shouted angrily.
"Oh, I wasn't deaf just now, but you made me deaf this time." As I said that, I pretended to rub my ears.
"You...you are so good!" Ye Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said angrily. After saying this, she felt that she was confused. Why should she be angry with a student? The most ridiculous thing was that she shamelessly told others that she was hungry. Thinking of this,
Ye Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel a fever on her face.
I looked at Ye Xiaoxiao's little face, which gradually turned red until it finally looked like a dragon fruit, and asked strangely: "Are you hot?"
"Yes! It's going to be so hot." Ye Xiaoxiao said angrily.
"Oh, okay." I turned on the air conditioner in the car, and the cold wind blew out from the lily leaves.
"You are sick! Turn on the cold wind in winter!" Ye Xiaoxiao was shaken by the cold wind and shouted angrily.
"Miss, you are still finished. You said it was hot, so I turned on the air conditioner." I was also a little angry. Isn't Ye Xiaoxiao being unreasonable? If it wasn't because I was older than her, she would take it.
She was treated like a little sister, and I had already kicked her out of the car.
"That's what you asked me!" Ye Xiaoxiao argued.
"..." I shook my head, turned off the air conditioner and said, "I didn't say anything."
For a long time, neither of us spoke. I was too lazy to argue with a little girl. I was really angry these days. Not only was I harassed by that Huang Youwei, but I also missed many little girls. Even while driving, I could meet a fake policeman!
It seems that I will have to be more high-profile in the future and find some bodyguards and followers. I can't always handle these small things myself.
"You..." Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Ye Xiaoxiao thought I was angry. Just when she was about to speak, I braked suddenly and parked the car on the side of the road.
"Get out of the car!" I said to Ye Xiaoxiao calmly.
"What?" Ye Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment. Seeing that I was about to drive her out of the car, she realized the seriousness of the matter. She hesitated and said pitifully: "I'm sorry, I was so angry just now..."
"Oh." I nodded.
"Then don't rush me out of the car." Ye Xiaoxiao said softly.
"Oh." I remained expressionless.
"What's wrong with you? I'm begging you so humbly, what else do you want? Just get off the car, what's the big deal! Humph!" Seeing my indifference, Ye Xiaoxiao said angrily.
"Miss, are you still hungry?" I pointed to the big restaurant sign on the roadside and said, "Get off the car and go have breakfast."
Ye Xiaoxiao looked up at the sign on the roadside and realized that she had been tricked, but she had no choice but to give me a slap in the face. Ye Xiaoxiao also didn't understand why every time she quarreled with him,
If you lose, is this person your nemesis?
"Welcome, who are you?" the welcoming lady asked Ye Xiaoxiao and me with a smile.
"You don't know how to check it yourself!" Ye Xiaoxiao was already angry, but now she took it out on this unfortunate receptionist. (To be continued)