It was impossible for me to hear these few words of Zhao Yanyan, because at that time I was already dead, that is to say, dead.
When I woke up again, I found that I was standing in a grand hall. It was like the palace hall in the Qing palace dramas often seen on TV, but it was a bit eerie.
Directly in front of me, there was a very humorous old man sitting there who thought he was very majestic. Next to him stood two more extraordinary-looking people who looked like judges. There was a large plaque directly above these three people, which read three words:
The big character——The Hall of the King of Hell.
Sweat, it can’t be that funny. My first reaction was, is this a TV series? Looking at this scene, it’s probably a ghost movie, but why do these three people dress like a comedy? I can’t help but
I lament that there are too many third-rate directors these days!
While I was thinking wildly, the funny old man in the middle slapped the table with his beard and glare and yelled: "Who is down there? Why don't you kneel down when you see this King of Hell?"
I was stunned, maybe they thought I was an extra. I shouted: "Hey, old man, have you found the wrong person? I don't want to act on TV!"
The three people were stunned when they heard what I said. Judge A next to him said to himself: "Grandma, there must be something wrong with this person's brain, right?"
Judge B also took out the birth and death book and checked it, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find anything, so he said strangely: "No, there is no one dying at this time. Who is that below?"
The funny old man slapped the table again and said: "That person below, you are already dead! Tell me your name quickly so that I, the King of Hell, can arrange for your reincarnation!"
Am I dead? Why am I dead? Suddenly I remembered, yes, I am indeed dead. I drank too much at Zhao Yanyan’s wedding and rescue efforts failed, and then I came here.
It seems that I am really dead. Damn, I have really failed as a human being in this life. I just struggled there in the first half of my life, and ended up dying before I could taste the taste of love. At this time, I thought of a very old movie
A classic dialogue in the movie: There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I regretted it until I lost it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance, I will
I will say three words "I love you" to that girl. If I want to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is: ten thousand years.
The man from the King of Hell just now seemed to have told me that I could still reincarnate? So I still have a chance to enjoy love. I will definitely not let go of any woman I love in my next life! I thought angrily.
So I said to the King of Hell: "Brother, King of Hell, my name is Liu Lei. You should quickly find a way to arrange for my reincarnation!"
The King of Hell said angrily: "Get out! It's your brother who's grandma, I'm older than your ancestors!"
Years of experience in shopping malls have taught me how to be flattery. I know that if I want the King of Hell to help me arrange to be reincarnated into a good family, I must flatter this old man. I smiled and said, "I mean, you see, brother
You look young and radiant. If you didn't tell me your age, I would have no idea how old you are! You see, when I came in just now, I thought I was filming a TV show, so I was wondering, where did the director find such a handsome actor like you?
, he is simply more handsome than Chow Yun-fat and Andy Lau!" When I said this, I thought about it, I guess the king of hell has never met Andy Lau and Chow Yun-fat, so I quickly said: "Much more handsome than that guy named Pan An!"
When the King of Hell heard what I said, he immediately smiled and turned his wrinkled old face to Judge A and asked: "Do I really look so young?"
Judge A was probably used to flattering people, so he said without thinking: "Congratulations to the King of Hell, congratulations to the King of Hell, you are simply the best among ghosts, extremely handsome and invincible!"
After hearing this, the King of Hell laughed happily and said to me amiably: "What is your name? By the way, your name is Liu Lei. You are simply my confidant! I recognize you as my brother! Brother, you are
Don’t worry, I will definitely arrange a good home for you!”
I quickly thanked you, and my heart blossomed with joy, and my evil plan succeeded!
The King of Hell said to Judge B: "Hurry up and check the birth date of my brother!"
Judge B checked for a while, with an incredible expression on his face, and said in surprise: "King of Hell, look, your godbrother has a life span of 180 years. There is no way he will die now!"
When the King of Hell heard this, he quickly took the Book of Life and Death with a solemn expression, read it for a long time, gritted his teeth, slapped the table, and shouted outside the hall: "Damn it, who brought this stupid kid back here?"
After a while, a trembling little kid walked in and fell to the ground as soon as he saw the King of Hell: "Please calm down, King of Hell. I just pass by the hospital occasionally. Look at this kid, no, it's your brother who is about to die."
He was dead, so he was captured easily!"
Huh? When I heard that I was arrested by mistake, I was really speechless. I was so unlucky. I thought that things like being arrested by mistake would only happen in the underworld, but I didn’t expect that the officialdom of the underworld is also so dark.
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The King of Hell said angrily: "Let me go, your eyes have grown into your butt? Are you making trouble for me? It is clearly written in the book of life and death that my brother will suffer a disaster, but it does not say death! Someone, please bring him
If you throw it into a pan and get scalded to death, you will never be reincarnated!"
Several weird-looking people... who must be ghosts arrived instantly and took the little ghost away.
I am not interested in the life and death of that kid. I just want to be reincarnated as soon as possible. I said to the King of Hell: "Brother, can you arrange for me to be reincarnated first?"
The King of Hell said to me with a bitter look on his face: "Brother, it's not that I won't arrange your arrangement for you. It's just that you were caught back by that fool just before your life was over, so - well, there's nothing I can do about it!
"
My heart suddenly turned cold, but I still asked unwillingly: "But I'm not the only one who dies due to accidents every year, right? What should they do?"
The King of Hell replied: "Those people? They are all lonely ghosts wandering around in hell every day. When will they wait until their life span is over before reincarnating!"
I still refused to give up: "Then since I was caught by mistake, can you send my soul back to my body?"
The King of Hell looked at me with sympathy and said: "Brother, I want to ask you, did you sign a post-death organ donation agreement when you were alive?"
I nodded and asked doubtfully: "Why did you suddenly mention this matter?"
The King of Hell shook his head and said pitifully: "I really want to send you back, but now your heart, kidneys, and corneas have been replaced by others. It is estimated that the remaining corpses have also been practiced dissection by medical students.
…”
It seems that I am not just unlucky! Am I destined to wander in hell for more than a hundred years?
At this time, Judge B suddenly thought of something, and he lay in the ear of the King of Hell and underestimated it for a long time. After hearing this, the King of Hell slapped his thigh and shouted: "Yes! Grandma, how could I forget this? Brother, what do you think?
Don’t want to be reborn?”
"Rebirth?" I muttered silently. I am no stranger to this word. There are many such themes in online novels.
The King of Hell thought I didn’t understand, so he explained: “This rebirth is to let your soul return to your past body——”
I waved my hand and said, "I understand the meaning of rebirth. Doesn't that mean that all people who have not yet reached the end of their lifespan can choose to be reborn?"
The King of Hell shook his head and said: "That's not true. We also have quotas for rebirth in hell, and we have to report to Heaven for approval. Originally, I wanted to sell this quota to someone at a high price, but since you are my brother, I will
I’m giving this quota to you! Anyway, I’m not short of money.”
It sounds like this quota is quite precious! It seems that I really recognized this brother, King of Hell! I have heard before that people who are reborn have some special powers. Can I also have them? So I asked shamelessly
: "Brother, will I have some special abilities after I am reborn?"
"Well," the King of Hell thought for a while and said, "I don't have the power to make the decision. If you really want to have superpowers, I can help you apply with the above, but it may take a little longer!"
As soon as I heard there was a door, I immediately asked: "How long?"
The King of Hell thought for a while and said: "It's possible, maybe in one day, maybe in a year. The application form for the special function of the person who was reborn last time was just approved yesterday. I think it will be faster this time, in a few hundred years!"
"
I was dizzy. Hundreds of years? I quickly asked: "Did this person later have superpowers?"
The King of Hell said: "What a waste of possession. That person's great-grandson is now dead, and he is still depressed for the rest of his life. Before he died, he shouted, 'When will my great-grandfather have super powers?'"
When I heard this, I almost fainted and fell to the ground. I thought I might as well forget it. So I waved my hand and said, "Brother, I'll leave it like this. As long as the superpower works, forget it!"
The King of Hell smiled slightly and said: "But I can give you a mobile phone. If you need anything from me in the future, you can call me at any time!"
Cell phone? I asked: "Can I call you when I return to the earth?"
The King of Hell nodded affirmatively: "Of course, this was just developed by Edison and Bell. Oh, I forgot to tell you that Edison is currently the chief scientist of our King of Hell Technology Co., Ltd."
Judge B came over and handed me a beautiful jade pendant. I wondered, "Can this thing make a phone call?"
The King of Hell said proudly: "Of course, with direct telepathy, you can have a spiritual relationship with my brother and me when you miss me. What I give you is the latest generation product, which uses high-efficiency energy from the dark night. It is the same as the solar energy in your world. This only needs to be put in."
It can automatically replenish energy in dark places."
I tentatively believed the new mobile phone that Brother Hell and I were bragging about, and hung it carefully around my neck.
The King of Hell said to me: "Okay, it's almost time. Judge A, go and send my brother back."
When I rolled my eyes, this guy was actually called Judge A. (To be continued)